it's 1999 and you're in your local video store. your mom says you can pick out one game to rent...

it's 1999 and you're in your local video store. your mom says you can pick out one game to rent...

what game do you choose?

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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    mischief makers and I would rent goku midnight eye on vhs

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I'd pick out Resident Evil 3 but my mom would tell me to put it back and I'd get Dino Crisis instead (cause my mum is dumb and didn't realize it's the same shit)

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    i want shrek

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      wait two more years anon

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I am probably downloading freeware and shareware

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I remember visiting a small video store with my dad and I walked into the adult porn section without realizing it (I think I wanted to explore the place). I remember liking what I saw on the VHS covers.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      the porn section in greasy family owned video stores was kino experience as kid

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I remember at this one they had that area locked off behind a closed door and every now and then I would see adults go in and out of it and then shut the door. Even in my teens I didn't what it was for, process of elimination eventually led me to figure out what it could be for.

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Blast Corps, or Jet Force Gemini

  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I hit GTA2 a lot. Maybe Siphon Filter. I played a lot of shit in 1999, anon. Pick something that came out on PSX.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >PSX
      are you a chink or something everyone here where I'm at in america called it the ps1

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Stop being a pedantic gay. I don't care, that what it was called in all the mags at the time.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          you're a chink, that makes sense. You can't read so you just call it the psx. Figures, europoor.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Read what? Its name is literally just Playstation

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        PSX is a post-mortem term used by zoomers who weren't born at the time. Likewise, nobody called it the PS1 back then either. We just called it the PlayStation.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          I hit GTA2 a lot. Maybe Siphon Filter. I played a lot of shit in 1999, anon. Pick something that came out on PSX.

          https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/PlayStation_(console)
          >The PlayStation[a] (abbreviated as PS, commonly known as the PS1/PS one or its codename PSX)
          You must both be clinically mentally handicapped. Only non-whites and basement dwellers referred to it as the PSX hence 'codename.' Close your browsers and then promptly have a nice day.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Of course it's called the PS1 or PSX today you dingus.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Damn got me dead to rights. A 39 year old zoomer.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Well when the PS2 came out, PS1 started to take hold, obviously. PSX can eat a bag of dicks though.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous
        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Nobody said PSX in person, but thats what it was in print. I remember asking my friend why it was called PSX in gaming mags. He couldn't give me an answer.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Everyone called it the PS1 once the PS2 came out.

  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
  9. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >rent
    Rent video games?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      To be fair at that time a lot of cracked consoles and ripped games were circulating at the time.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      funnily enough my cousin had a shit ton of bootleg Dreamcast games cause they were so easy to burn. good times with power stone

  10. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I pick out Bomberman Fantasy Race. I never understand how it works or what the hell is going on, but me and my brother have fun playing it together while our mum medicates herself and watches a film downstairs. We have the volume turned down really low because waking her up/disturbing her means she'll shout at us. She forgets to feed us again that night, but at least we have something new to play, and each other for company.

  11. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Boogerman [SEGA Genesis]

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      goddamn i haven't heard that name in many years

  12. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    i pick super mario rpg for the 14th time. because it blew me away yet i struggle with it as a i am a french canadian boy who understand no english yet

  13. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I always had to rent stuff my brother and sister could play as well. Usually that meant fighting games or stuff like that, so probably Bloody Roar 2 or Street Fighter Alpha 3 on PS1.

  14. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    This bad boy. I have no idea how my dad and I got all the way to the end in a weekend while I can barely beat get halfway through in a month.

  15. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >it's 1999
    It's time to bust a move!

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      was always shit at that game

  16. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >it’s 1999
    No it’s 2023

  17. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I was a PC gamer in 1999. My video store had a deal where you got two overnights and five weekys for $10 so I would have got a couple of fresh new Hollywood blockbusters and then picked up a bunch of action, sci-fi or horror b-movies.

  18. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Kite.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Everyone praised the shit out of that movie. I got it thinking I was going to watch a great action anime. I had no idea I was actually going to watch a pornographic rape fest. It was around that time I started to realize how fricked in the head most anime fans are.

  19. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I bought my own games because I mainly played on the family PC.

  20. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Some shitty licensed game

  21. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I lay down take in the plastic smell of all those boxed, hear the crt playing trailers.
    And I cry cause I know what is to come. It's all downhill from here

  22. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Blockbuster was for those games that were fun to play once or twice but not worth the money to ask for.
    Good way to kill a weekend. Go Friday after school and have it beaten by Saturday afternoon. If it was good, give it a replay Saturday night and mess around with the cheat codes that you got out of a crusty magazine from last year.
    Sunday was for homework and existential dread about the project you had a month to do, is due tomorrow, and you haven't started on.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >Sunday was for homework and existential dread about the project you had a month to do, is due tomorrow, and you haven't started on.

  23. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Leisure Suit Larry while the clerk gives my alcohol mother an eyebrow raise and I shake in excitement as I lose my horny little adolescent. The game sucked tho

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