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  1. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    ...and a paper clip to enable infinite battery

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Or just make a perpetual motion machine by stealing the motor from one of the shrines

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Care to explain?

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          There's a battery in one of the shrines (mogawak I think) that will charge with electricity. You can steal it out of the shrine by fusing it then paying the goron kid in Tarrey town to unfuse it. You can then use that and a shock emitter to create an infinite battery

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            That's pretty cool. Unfortunately you'd have to grab it every time you want to build something fun with one.

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              True, or just take the machine with you everywhere. Actually I haven't tried it yet but autobuild might be able to clone it, not sure

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Don't you need every material available in the vicinity to autobuild something? Haven't really messed around with it yet, but the small tutorial made it seem like the materials need to be physically present.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                One of the very first things the tutorial tells you is that you can use Zonaite to build instead lol

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Frick, thought that was just a cost you had to pay for convenience sake. I'm fricking stupid.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Nope, if you have all the materials it's free. It takes a moment to recognize when they're there and assemble them before it shows the 0 cost though.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                How do you do this? When I don't have the parts things just look like templates with no functionality. It works for things like wings, but not for fans for example.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                >How do you do this?
                First, stop being moronic, holy shit anon, this is embarrassing. Not even memeing.
                Second, press A to spawn the autobuild Black person, like the game says, right there on screen. Any part missing will be paid for in zonite.
                Not only does the game tell you this in the tutorial, the construct re-affirms it to you when you get the power, and then the UI makes it obvious.
                Christ no matter how good of a UX dev you are there will always be Gankertards to frick up

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                >One of the very first things the tutorial tells you is that you can
                The fact ive seen about seven dozen different responses about this game starting with this exact sentence proves Ganker on average is absolutely moronic and is incapable of following simple instructions right in front of them
                Then again, pre-launch emugays and post launch gays were complaining about the 3rd tutorial shrine, being unable to solve puzzles on the skyland, despite the fricking robots telling you everything youd need to know and the game being so signposted that itd be impossible to get stuck.
                But frick me does Ganker even read?
                "I want to explore the depths, but have no arrows"
                >One of the very first things the tutorial tells you in the depths is that you can throw seeds with R

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Nope, you can pay with zonaite to create parts including ones that you don't normally have access to like platforms, boats, etc.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Autobuild can clone anything that can be fused, which is everything that isn't nailed down, or connected to something by chain or rails.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Actually I haven't tried it yet but autobuild might be able to clone it, not sure
                if you just want the battery fuse 2 of them together and favorite the double battery to strap it to whatever

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              once all the values are discovered for save editors, you can just add fused weapons in with those unobtainable shit.

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              That's why auto build exists. To replaces parts you don't have available around you with Zionite you have in pocket. So once you have made your infinite battery or whatever the frick ever structural monstrosity. You can save it as a favorite in your auto build and throw it out whenever.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            I need to write this down. Do you need to do the entire Tarrey Town quest line for this?

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              The unfuse?
              No its a service thats available straight away

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Nice. How much it cost?

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Only 20 rupee

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            well I know what I'm doing today

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            unless theres some other trick to this all that shrine battery does is power the shock emitter and electrify metal objects, its not doing anything to movement parts like fans or wheels

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              You get an electric motor and fan in the shrine east of tarrey town.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            Can you just glue the shock emitter on it in there and favourite it so you always can autobuild the battery + shock emitter outside for like 10 zonaite?

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            You just gave ecelebs free video content for the next month just like all the webm posters pre-release

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      They should release creative mode as an update or dlc.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Link's mod.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nah this is what a 10/10 game and sequel looks like.

      >introduces magic in combos
      >introduces magic finishers
      >introduces magic aerial variants
      >introduces square combo modifiers
      >introduces good ground combos
      >introduces finisher modifiers not being RNG
      >introduces Revenge Values
      >introduces alternate forms
      >introduces Reaction Commands
      >introduces non-MP meters (Drive Gauge)
      >introduces the Data Org superboss format
      >introduces damage floors
      >introduces stylized Command Menus
      >introduces analog camera control
      >introduces skipping summon cutscenes
      >introduces keyblades with abilities
      >introduces damage-dealing items
      >introduces movement dealing damage
      >introduces movement parries
      >introduces Mobile Magic
      >introduces dual wielding
      >introduces MP Recharge
      >introduces Cure consuming all of your remaining MP
      >introduces Berserk Charge
      >introduces multi-element magic (Final and Master spells having Physical portions)
      >introduces Disney party member Limits
      >introduces good guard counters
      >introduces having multiple guard counters
      >introduces double jumping
      >introduces Zero Exp/Level 1 runs
      >introduces Critical Mode

      All of this in 3-4.5 years of development... holy shit. I fricking kneel TOKYO TEAM.
      What did TotK add btw? More grinding? Its just a shitty fricking DLC of BotW with some Gmod reject crap awkwardly slapped

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        This is like a barry-tier flamewar attempt. KH is fantastic but trying to pit it against Totk is moronic, it's completely different.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        dmcgay detected

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Abdullah Kennerly

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        DUAL WIELD

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          DOOL*

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        That is all true. However
        >worse story (in fact, KH1 still has the best story in the series)
        So not perfect.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      You can get fricking batteries to attach to your buildings, you don't need infinite battery

  2. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Just play Garry's mod if youre in it for building.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      This is the one lifeline shitposters have, isn't it?

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        And it's not even bad, either. Like...is calling the game "garry's mod" supposed to be a bad thing? Gmod is amazing. So tacking gmod gameplay onto an already good game is just more good gameplay to enjoy.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          This lol
          >Bro it's like Gmod 20 years ago lmao
          >Gmod is a phenomenal game this is epic!!
          >N-No!! NOT LIKE THAT

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah, whenever people b***hed about the shrines in BotW I always thought, "wait, aren't these basically Portal levels? I thought everyone loved Portal?" Of course it's not like Zelda is ripping off Valve; they're just small physics puzzles that can be solved in various ways, and aren't even the main focus of the game. I've never understood having all that content in an already massive game that's just fun to move around in is somehow a bad thing. I mean, people used to complain that Zelda puzzles were too simplistic, and you always just use whatever item you acquired earlier in the dungeon to progress/beat the boss. And now you're given a bunch of tools and can progress in a bunch of different ways, and all of a sudden this is a huge flaw.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            Portal's puzzles stopped being tutorials and tech showcase shit after a few chambers
            Meanwhile, here I am on TOTK, 50 hours into the game, in one of the lategame sky labyrinth shrines, and the entire puzzle of that shrine is to drive a vehicle just like the ones that you've been driving for the past 50 hours in a braindead circuit

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              >Portal's puzzles stopped being tutorials and tech showcase shit after a few chambers
              How would this be possible in a non-linear game?

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Shrines move up in difficulty the further away from the starting point you travel. There, fixed it. Instead I'm still running into literal tutorials on the outer edges of the map.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Anon, this is going to fricking blow your mind: keep the tutorial shit inside the fricking tutorial island
                A few hours before I was doing that one shrine that I mentioned, I was doing a fricking tutorial shrine about fricking sneaking. Literally why the frick. This shit isn't even near the center of the map for fricks sake

                Shrines move up in difficulty the further away from the starting point you travel. There, fixed it. Instead I'm still running into literal tutorials on the outer edges of the map.

                Exactly

                Literal moron game design

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                >I was doing a fricking tutorial shrine about fricking sneakin
                don't forget how game slowly and unskipapble tells you the "task" of the fricking shrine. Same for every "tutorial" combat one/ So fricking bad.
                I did like 100+ shrines already and I rememreb maybe 2 of them. And 30% or fricking more where just EMPTY SHRINES I found in a fricking cave or whatever. I know this idiotic game considers getting to a shrine in a fricking cave as a puzzle (which is hilarious) but why make me waste time wait 2 loadings and a bunch of cutscenes instead of spawning reward right there and fricking then. Bloated time waster

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                a nice reminder for that one streamer that didn't find out about Z-targeting and jumping back and sideways, enabling flurry rush until like, halfway through the game.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                leave tutorial shit for a tutorial island
                or better yet make a good puzzles and let players figure it out by themselves without fricking tutorials... I thought this dumb fricking game is all about freedom?

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yes, adding harry’s mid and brown bricks in minecrap is shit you do to a spinoff. If this was dragon quest builders people would let you frick off with your 5/10. Everything about BotW and its dlc has been brain rot for ritalin burnouts. You keep acting like this is some brand new invention when it is the least effort reskin of other better products. Half of you like it because it is just another one of those games and the other half only protect it because “its a Zelda”. You aren’t inventive or imaginative, you are doing shit every brat with a game genie did when he got board. The only difference is when we did it, it was to break a functional game.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Garry mods is no fun moron

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous
    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Garry's Mod doesn't have any purpose for building things.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        neither does totk if you're just building for the purpose of building, which is what every webm for the first week of release was doing

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Garry's Mod doesn't allow you to do even half the things TotKs engine and physics enable. If you tried to build nearly any of the functional gadgets from Tears in Gmod, they would just spaz out and launch into a wall at 1000 MPH.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Literally the opposite. TotK doesn't give you nearly the level of control gmod has. All you can do to join objects in TotK are welds, the 45 degree rotations and autosnapping are horrible and when trying to remove an object you have to shake everything and then reposition. You can't even use wings or balloons because they just get deleted after 60 seconds. You can't control any aspect of zonai devices. They are always either on or off. You can't control the properties of the objects and there is a strict limit of about 20 or 30 before the game just doesn't even let you weld anything anymore. There is no fricking comparison.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          You literally have never played Gmod, this is cope beyond anything I've ever seen before

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            [...]
            post your gmod hours

            I no-lifed gmod for years. I easily have 5k+ hours but only logged 1k because most of the time I spent playing it was around 2007-2010, much of which was before valve even tracked playtime. And I also spent a decent amount of time playing before it was even sold on steam, when it was just a free mod. You can rant all you want about muh open world but TotK doesn't hold a candle to gmod in the building department.

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              You're right, my dream is the depth of building of Besiege in an actual fully featured game

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Literally the opposite. TotK doesn't give you nearly the level of control gmod has. All you can do to join objects in TotK are welds, the 45 degree rotations and autosnapping are horrible and when trying to remove an object you have to shake everything and then reposition. You can't even use wings or balloons because they just get deleted after 60 seconds. You can't control any aspect of zonai devices. They are always either on or off. You can't control the properties of the objects and there is a strict limit of about 20 or 30 before the game just doesn't even let you weld anything anymore. There is no fricking comparison.

      post your gmod hours

  3. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >lasts about 30 seconds before the battery runs out
    Fun

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >lasts about 30 seconds before the battery runs out
      >what are Zonai Charges
      >what are large Zonai Charges
      >what are Batteries
      >What are Large Batteries

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >air balloons despawn in 2 minutes
        My biggest problem with this game is parts despawning.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yea they probably put this because so much material would be to much switch hardware

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >all the parts flash green and break within 1 minute
        no anon, it’s only worth making something in this stupid game if it is efficient and costs you less time than just doing it normally

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          >no anon, it’s only worth making something in this stupid game if it is efficient and costs you less time than just doing it normally
          The fact that there are some people who think this (but unironically) shows how based OP's initial comment is

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Genuine question, what is zoanite for, and what are are lumimous stones for?

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Small zoanite is currence for various things, most importantly for bootleg autobuild parts. Large zoanite is for buying battery upgrades, you can do it with small as well, but don't.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Luminous stones are for clothing

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >starts glowing green
        >starts blinking green
        >entire thing breaks

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          >drop floating platform from bags and get on
          >use autobuild to make another machine
          >continue as usual
          Literally cope

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            Autobuild takes parts or zonaite which need to be farmed from the depths.

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              if youre not getting 100+ zonaite everytime you drop down there im not sure what the frick youre doing- even if you have to spend 15 to make your Mining/Coloniser/Earth-Razer death machine to help farm

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Hold on, mining machine? Can you tell me what that is? I've been avoiding Zelda threads.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Just use the infinite battery cheat code
      Oh wait

  4. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Have next to no say in the overall geometry off creations, just what you can slap together from predetermined junk
    It's not a creative's game, I'll say that

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >overall geometry

      What a meaningless phrase

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >overall geometry

        Ain't no passing craze!

  5. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >just make your own fun
    might as well play with a box of toothpicks

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      have at it lad. i'll stick with totk for another 100 hours 🙂

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >soulless npc going "haha gaaaaay you should play with toothpix!"
      >meanwhile, soulful chad

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Oddly enough these structures remind me of TOTK.
        SOVL CONFIRMED

  6. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    If this game was totally unchanged in every single way except it was called Mechanus and the main character was a guy named Torg in some typical fantasy armor fighting a wizard named Zerb you all would think it was an okay but forgettable Minecraft clone with Nuts and Bolts thrown sprinkled on top and rate it 6/10.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >"If it was different then you would rate it differently!"

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >I skipped over reading the first line so YOU are the idiot!

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >makes up scenario in head
      This is the best they can do after the MASTERPIECE that is Tears of the Kingdom was released.
      Sad cope!

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Are the tendies in the room with us right now?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      they hated him for speaking the truth

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      So true. btw I will not play Tunic or Alundra or Xanadu Next because I want *Zelda* (my favorite brand)

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      As someone who has a lot of playtime in Scrap Mechanic, I might think it's like Scrap Mechanic but with significantly better combat and infinitely more stuff to do in the world perchance.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        You can't just say perchance

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous
    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      H-HOW DARE YOU
      MODS DO SOMETHING

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >soulless gacha imitation vs. a true innovator

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          true

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            oh no what will I do without 5 of the 400 zonai charges sitting in my inventory

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        lmao Genshin really did steal the shit out of Zelda's artstyle.
        On par for Chinks.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Artstyle is an improvement, but clearly inspired by BotW. The map and quest UI is a direct copy.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          they stole a shit out of mechanics too
          they toned it down a bit after the backlash

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >mogged by a fricking mobile gacha

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Reminder that the switch is has less power than a OG XBOX. The game is a technological marvel!@!!

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Umm zeldabros our response???

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'd still enjoy it just as much, but I likely wouldn't hear about it because Ganker doesn't talk about non-AAA games.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      It would still get all the praise and be hailed as a new, innovative gaming ip.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      If Grandma had balls she'd be Grandpa

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      This. Without Zelda in the title it wouldn't reach 60/100 on Metacritic

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Holy shit what a dumb frickin opinion
        Oh ho ho

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Game is absolutely nothing like Zelda
        >Biggest criticisms of that innovative new game are that its not like old Zelda
        >"If it didn't have Zelda in the name, people would hate it!"
        The game sells more with Zelda in the title but it would be even more beloved if it were a new IP. You monkeys understand nothing.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Your mistake is believing the average nintendo consoomer thinks like that instead of going WOWEE IT'S THE FRANCHISE OF MY CHILDHOOD OMG 11/10 GOTY GOTY GOTY

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Could apply a similar post to botw too.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Of course it applies to BotW, they are the same damn game just one has BKN&B slapped on to make sure it has no identity of its own whatsoever. But OP says it is a genius Rorschach test to see if brain work good or not.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      tendies seething at this post

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      pretty much. I think a lot of Ganker thinks this game is mediocre but is shitposting it as a 10/10 because of console war homosexualry

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'd think it was a blatant ripoff of breath of the wild.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      pretty much. I think a lot of Ganker thinks this game is mediocre but is shitposting it as a 10/10 because of console war homosexualry

      tendies seething at this post

      Naah, if it was like you describe, it would be lauded as the next new original game to break the mold and you wouldn't see all those people like you complaining about it being a Zelda game.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        not really. The construction elements have the depth of an indie game but with frick tons of nintendo polish to cover this up, which makes sense since they spent years on it + infinite nintendo money

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      either way it's a pathetic rip off of genshin

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      How many times are you going to post this terrible copypasta?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yes (although more like a 7 or maybe an 8). And this is the case with a lot of brand games.

  7. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Souls don’t exist.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Prove it

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        I won’t and can’t do that just like I won’t and can’t prove that invisible pixies or Darth Vader don’t exist. I’ll still gladly state that they don’t.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          >and can’t
          Thought so, homosexual.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            Would you react the same way if I stated that the tooth fairy doesn’t exist?

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              Shouldn't make claims on things you can't prove and therefore don't know, c**t.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      They do exist, they are called thetans. You need some auditing.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >this homie doesn't have a soul
      lmaoing at your hylic ass

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      i have 486 poe souls right now you lying homosexual

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      if you’re not donating half your paycheck to Scientology or Mormonism then yes, you’re soul is dormant.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm pretty sure he made the elder scrolls soundtracks

  8. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    It would be 10/10 if it weren't Breath of the Wild 2. Zoomers are too young to remember that each new mainline Zelda game used to be totally different from the previous one in terms of game engine, art style, map, enemy AI, music, and game mechanics and not just old game + a few new mechanics, with Majora's Mask being the one exception since it took just 1.5 years to make.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >that each new mainline Zelda game used to be totally different from the previous one in terms of game engine, art style, map, enemy AI, music, and game mechanics and not just old game + a few new mechanics
      ok zoomie

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        All of those games pictures are completely different from one another. Give or take art style but they have different maps and mechanics at the very least, not just the same map with sky islands and an underworld

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          >sky islands and an underground that rivals size of the world map are not "different" from botw
          >building, rewind, ascend, fuse are not "different" mechanics from stasis, magnetism, ice, and bomb
          When will this meme end?

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            Same world buddy if your whole game is about exploration then having the same world defeats the purpose. I never finished my replay of botw because I knew where things were

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              >if your whole game is about exploration then having the same world defeats the purpose.
              No it doesn't. Additionally, exploration is one aspect of this game, not the be all and end all.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                actually botw is 90% exploration, it rewards you for exploring with shrines. You don't get rewarded for combat

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                you get rewarded with materials, which in TOTK is a significant reward when it comes to making cheap-dick weapons that are more powerful than sticking a rusty nail to a rusty nail. a fire keese wing alone stuck to a spear is more effective than half the big dick clawymores you can fuse.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      link's awakening had 2 sequels released sharing assets. 3 were planned.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        And they were totally different

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Only thing different between the N64 games and wind waker was different artstyle and water.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I understand the point you're making but I don't think you're doing a good job of it. The Oracle games exist. You could also argue that ALBW is rehash of LTTP, which it kind of is in a way. PH and ST are different enough but pretty much feel like the same game and look very similar. You also have three different versions of multiplayer Zelda that all feel the same, and I think you can make a pretty good argument that SS and TP are just trying to be the "new" OOT with a fresh coat of paint and some new gimmick. We also have interviews saying that the original plan was just to make WW2 instead of TP, we know from the Gigaleak they were planning a Zelda 2 remake for SNES, and who knows what the hell Ura Zelda actually was but that was going to be a expansion pack / sequel of sorts to OOT. Then there's all the weird spin-off games like Crossbow Training, the Sattelaview games and Tetra's Trackers that just reuse assets or remake the game. I guess my point is that Zelda was not this series where every title was revolutionary and changing everything up, they kind of just kept following with what they were doing before and switching up the mechanics of the graphics but Zelda was still at its core the same game. Which is why BOTW was such a game changer and why also sold far more than the previous 3D games that came out the two console generations before it. It goes back to that original open design that the original NES title kind of had, and as one Boomer friend of mine put it years ago playing BOTW for the first time felt like you were playing the version of the original Zelda you pictured in your head that you were playing when you were a kid. And that was the fricking magic of that game. Every other Zelda game for years before that felt like a chore to me, but the two switch games actually feel fresh. And I include TOTK in that

  9. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    What is that hideous garbage

  10. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    This is what playing ToTK is like

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      How so?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >OPEN YOUR MIND LITTLE ONE
      >IF YOU CAN'T MAKE YOUR OWN FUN IN OUR SANDBOX THEN IT'S YOUR FAULT

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >>IF YOU CAN'T MAKE YOUR OWN FUN IN OUR SANDBOX THEN IT'S YOUR FAULT
        The whole point of TotK is that no one is asking you to make your own fun though, there is an actual story to progress through, they just let you make your own shit to go about getting everywhere.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I fail to see how these are not all positive points. Enjoy your soulful shitbox you made yourself instead of some boring thing someone else made for mass appeal. All the better if you can fix and mod it yourself easily whenever you want.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Honestly, every time I see this image, I think 100% correct and that car is actually hilariously cool, it actually looks badass, like a dwarf armorcar.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      explain what is bad about this pic without sounding like a corporate apologist

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's not a GNU car it uses a closed source chassis.

  11. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    youre not supposed to like this game
    it's a reddit game

  12. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I just wish my device wouldn't lag anytime I build shit. It just runs at such a low fps

  13. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Unironically the Howard is responsible for all cancer in gaming
    >Horse armor : the beginning of microtransactions
    >skyrim: the beginning of open world crafting popularity
    >fallout 4: the start of "make the fun yourself!" Building in the world
    What's next for this madlad?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >What's next for this madlad?
      Suicide, hopefully

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Starfield will bring back Daggerfall style procedural worlds made of a dozen templates rearranged endlessly, and it will be the next gaming revolution everybody copies.

  14. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    So Zelda is now basically Minecraft

  15. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    /v/'s reaction to this game makes more sense when you realize this board is filled to the brim with Soulsgays. They only understand decay and destruction. And quite literally have the exact opposite spirit of the Zelda franchise. It's a bit of poetic irony the From's games often deal with reventing stagnation and paving the way for new things when the games themselves are utterly stagnated and Soulsgays will not rest until every game imagineable is a Souls clone. Meanwhile Zelda has always had the courage to try new things with the staunch attitude of "if you didn't like it, there's always the next game".

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      For real. Like I bought the Souls games on steam when they were on sale and I just don't get the hype. I mean they are fine games but sheeeesh they ain't all that. Also I got ER when it came out and refunded it cause it played like shit on Launch in the Steam Deck and I was looking for an open world game for the Deck.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      dark souls is a better zelda game than botw & totk

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Dark souls is a better Zelda game
        >Zelda relies on item descriptions to tell its story
        look i know you think autistic puzzle solving and lock on combat is what zelda is about but nah dude, Dark Souls doesnt even have the layered dungeon system, you just wander into an area, unlock a door and kick a bosses ass.

        to say Dark Souls is a better Zelda game is almost as autistic as saying Zelda is "better" than Dark Souls. theyre different games

  16. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Take BOTW map but add GMOD
    >Ruin it by making the shit you create have a timer
    Yeah no, frick this shit.

  17. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    can you mod the game to have infinite battery and the glider not despawn yet?

  18. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Tears of the Kingdom?
    Played it years ago

  19. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Would be better if the AI wasn't completely moronic. Reality is you don't need to build crazy shit to defeat enemies because they're all braindead in the first place and can be easily beaten by a stick.
    Wish there was a hard mode where they made the AI far more intelligent.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Wish we had a couple more enemies like Lynels

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        I wish we got Lynel-level Darknuts, Iron Knuckles, Geozard, or Big Blin. Not to mention normal enemies like Deku Baba or Boko Baba and especially Peahats for the Sky.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Bringing back the armored dudes with ball and chain weaponry would have been fun as they could have you fuse the ball midswing to steal it from them and force them to pull out their sword for close range combat.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >can be easily beaten by a stick
      When there's only one of them, sure. You can pretty easily stunlock enemies like that. But most of the time enemies spawn in groups, don't pretend death isn't a realistic possibility in this game.

  20. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Nedd to have a soul 'cause the game has none...

  21. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Battery Capacity: 5 seconds

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >t. didn't play the game

  22. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I've already played "Bad Piggies" though
    I do like this feature, but this is baby's first builder and no where near as good as other offerings. It's the Nintendo fanboys that get me thinking that this is somehow innovative.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Bad Piggies
      >2D game
      Yeah it's totally the same thing

  23. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's really not.
    >The overworld has been changed enough that it doesn't feel like as much of a retread as it could be
    >The Sky Islands are great as small additional pieces of content
    But the Depths are the biggest waste of fricking time. The Depths are HUGE, but unlike the regular overworld, the only things of note you'll find are excuse to grind materals. There's great ideas in the Depths such as the Gloom debuff, but they're instantly circumvented by cooking meals with Sundelions making it trivially easy to avoid even without the armor. Traversal on foot is a non-starter, so your best solution is vehicles. BUT, land vehicles will constantly be tripped up and unable to go longer distances due to the valleys and cliffs, so the obvious solution is air vehicles. However, this leads to an issue, which is that a Control Stick with two Fans saved in Autobuilder is the best vehicle in the game hands-down and completely trivializes all travel. Why build literally any other vehicle when the airbike can go up and down, travel far distances quickly, costs 9 Zonaite, and uses very little power? Why travel on a horse when airbike? Why build a contraption to send a Korok when Airbike? Why use the Sky Island's resources and solve puzzles to get to new areas when Airbike?

    This is the problem with BotW and TotK's systems, they're all easily exploited and broken leaving the entire system inherently worthless
    >Cooking is trivialized by Hearty veggies ALWAYS giving the player full health + bonus hearts
    >Making interesting weapon combinations is pointless when you can simply fuse your highest value monster part to get the most damage
    >Climbing was broken by Revali's Gale in BotW and Airbike in TotK
    >Even without the Airbike the Paraglider makes the game an exercise in flying over all the gameplay to get to the next Shrine or location

    Again, it's a fun game, a great game even, but a 95+ on Metacritic? Get real.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      They should've added Wall Masters in the depths to frick you up for flying around in the dark ona simple bike and reward building a mobile weapons platform

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        That's the shittiest part about the building in this game. I've seen people build fricking mech suits in TotK, and they shoot out their fricking laser piss and only deal like 20 damage a hit to Bokoblins. The reward for building good shit is all intrinsic and severely lacking in extrinsic.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          The mech suit is a quest thing, I believe. You can easily create a vehicle capable of taking down strong world bosses though, you just need to play the game more.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            Ive seen people deck out wings with time bombs to give air cover during Lynel fights it's sick

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              Video? Can't really picture what you're talking about.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Not the same but this comes to mind: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HWJrlXfRMKw

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          it gets good after 150 hours :^)

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Mechs are literally just people meming, you can make autonomous battlebots that frick shit up

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >only things of note in the Depths are materials
      It has significantly more armor and better weapons than the overworld
      >Gloom restoration mechanic is bad
      You have to make your own challenge in these games, it's like how you don't pause and restore health mid combat to prevent every death just because you can. It's a kids game.
      >Control Stick with two Fans saved in Autobuilder is the best vehicle in the game hands-down
      Not true, a stabilizer is better and you won't have the battery power to make the vehicle you describe even go anywhere unless you have significantly explored the Depths
      >Why build literally any other vehicle
      >Why travel on horse when airbike
      >Why build a contraption to send a Korok
      >why use the Sky Island's resources and solve puzzles to get to new areas
      Because the airbike doesn't move that quickly or cost very little power, at base battery you're going basically nowhere and even with multiple batteries it is not zipping you all around like you seem to believe
      >Cooking is trivial because of max health increasers
      Cooking plain health restoration dishes isn't really helpful, it's all about the stat boosters and different ingredients promote buff growth, so it's always useful to experiment with diverse ingredients for your non-full heal food.
      >making interesting weapon combinations is pointless when you can make a big number
      But if you actually experiment then you discover that the effects created by different parts have a wide range of utility outside of killing quicker, which is why you fuse different parts to weapons and shields.
      >climbing broken by revalis gale and airbike
      Revali's Gale is replaced by a half dozen mechanics in this game, and all of them are better. You aren't supposed to climb every cliff. It's part of the gameplay being an emergent sandbox. You never choose the most boring option and that isn't a problem with the game.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Revali's Gale is replaced by a half dozen mechanics in this game, and all of them are better
        Literal shill moment. None of those options are as smooth as simply holding crouch
        Shield rockets are also objectively worse because you don't get the updraft to redirect your movement

        Honestly, TOTK is shit and now that I've finished it, I'm going back to the Second Wind mod in BOTW. Not resuming TOTK until they finish adding DLC because the base game at the moment is just plain bad

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Literal shill moment. None of those options are as smooth as simply holding crouch
          Bombshield and Springshield, balloons, and rockets are all better than holding crouch to trivialize the game*
          *three times then wait 30 minutes before you can do it again
          Revali's Gale was awful for a game that wasn't designed around its existence.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            Are you absolutely taking a fricking giggle? Are you unironically suggesting that Revali trivializes the game WHILE the fricking zonai cancer don't?
            There's a literal shrine that instantly respawns you rockets, so you can just warp there to restock. You're fricking allowed to use all of that bullshit INSIDE FRICKING SHRINES
            You can straight up skip entire shrines just by using one of your infinite rocket shields. I don't remember being able to use Revali inside shrines? Not to mention that you have to unlock that shit first while rocket shields are most likely available right on the tutorial island
            >30 minutes cooldown
            Did you even play the fricking game? The ability had a really low cooldown even before upgrading it with the DLC trial

            Literal moron post, frick off

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              >Are you absolutely taking a fricking giggle?
              he literally didn't even play the game

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                I did, in, like, 2017 on Wii U. I replayed it later on hard but opted to not use any champion abilities.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          >None are as smooth as simply holding crouch
          That's the only aspect of the ability that isn't intact, and everything else is equally as easy. You can connect three springs for a superior effect that costs 9 Zonaite or, yes, rocket shield, or spring shield, or create any number or Zonai vehicles that lift or are propelled into the air. If you want something easy, simply favorite a double or triple spring. Oh, and of course there's the fact that it had a limit while everything else doesn't.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >It has significantly more armor and better weapons than the overworld
        copypasted from BTOW DLC LOL
        very good

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah? Obviously TotK is going to share some armor sets with BotW, why is it bad that it has all of its DLC armors strewn across a new biome? The point is that the Depths is not just to grind materials, it has stronger loot than most of the overworld.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            >it has stronger loot than most of the overworld.
            I disagree. The amiibo armors are complete downgrades from the stuff you find in the overworld.
            Also, why explore the depths when you can just scan an Amiibo and get the exact same armor? It's not a cheat, you're just using one of the runes that is permanently stuck in your rune wheel. It's a feature that the devs want you to use

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              >amiibo armor are complete downgrades
              Wrong.
              >why find something in a game when you can buy a toy to get it?
              Microtransactions must have you by the neck, eh?

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Wrong.
                You're wrong. The defense values are worse or the same as other pieces of armor that offer the exact same effects, while also being a lot harder to upgrade

                >why find something in a game when you can buy a toy to get it?
                Why are you ignoring a major game feature? The game gives you two ways to obtain the amiibo armors and one of them is simply better. Also, those """microtransactions""" are free because I can just borrow the toys from my friend Emuiibo

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                >complete downgrades
                >the same as other pieces of armor that offer the exact same effects
                There's a meaningful difference here.
                >Why are you ignoring a major game feature? I can just borrow the amiibos from a friend
                I'm not ignoring anything, I'm saying that you can get it without buying the toy, so that's what the majority of people will do.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            >share some armor sets with BotW
            you mean ALL

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              There is new armor in the game, so yeah, it's not an issue that you can get all of the armor from the first game in the new biome.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                >all the armor from BOTW
                ok where's the Vai Gerudo Town disguise? Clearly someone on the team was mad there was a shitton of fanart of Link getting plowed in it.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            >why is it bad that it has all of its DLC armors strewn across a new biome?
            "new" biome? you mean hyrule reskin
            Why is it bad? Why are they reused in the first place? How about making just as much new shit like BOTW had huh?

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              >make just as much new shit as BotW
              TotK is better than BotW because the devs didn't have to waste time making new assets lol.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                >TotK is better than BotW because the devs didn't have to waste time making new assets lol.
                what the frick were they doing then if not making assets? jerking off all day?

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >You have to make your own challenge in these games
        Okay but where do I draw the line?
        >Don't use Hearty Vegetables in recipes, throw them out as soon as you get them
        >Force myself to use weird and wacky weapon combinations and shove meat onto arrows
        >Force myself to not use the Paraglider or the Airbike, or force myself to only use parts that I find out in the wild
        Like at a certain point I'm making so many concessions that I should probably go and play something else. And again, a lot of these problems were in the original BotW and just carried through unchanged into TotK. I can respect a developer allowing for player freedom but putting limitations on this shit would be instrumental in making the game a lot more fun. People actually do enjoy inconveniences.
        >Decrease Sprinting stamina usage by 2-3x, enabling Link to run far longer without getting tired. Helps players in the early game before Stamina upgrades.
        >Increase stamina drain of Paraglider by 2-3x, discouraging Link from soaring over incredibly long distances
        >Climbing stays the same
        >Autobuild remains, but prices for parts are increased 4-5x, severely encouraging players to find their own parts out in the wild. The Airbike should not cost only 9 fricking Zonaite.
        >Hearty items only give full heal when combined with several other ingredients into a full meal. Recipes should be way more important to the overall HP gain

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          >don't use hearty veggies
          I said, use the rest of your food in buffing recipes.
          >force myself to use weird and wacky weapon combos
          Partially for experimentation, sure. But fusing a bomb barrel to a shitty throwing spear and using it to blow up a high level camp is more what I'm talking about. Or putting a mushroom on a big stick to bounce away enemies. Or fusing a shield to your two hand so you can block. There are a ton of applications outside of "make weapon damage a bigger number".
          >Force myself to not use the paraglider or airbike
          I'm not convinced that you've used the airbike very much at all, considering you think it's gamebreaking. But yeah, part of it is about experimenting throughout your playthrough and not calling it good once you've discovered the one viral Zonai construct everyone is using.
          >decrease sprinting stamina usage
          Defeats the purpose of land vehicles.
          >increase stam drain of paraglider
          I agree with you there, it should be comparable to sprinting, especially with the cannon towers and stamina food.
          >inflate autobuild prices
          No way, autobuild is not exactly cheap unless you are using the simplest possible recipes, which most players aren't. Again with this airbike obsession, it's not that good unless you have already farmed the shit out of the Depths.
          >Hearty items only give a full heal when combined
          Sure. But again, you're missing the point, hearty items aren't the issue, the issue is that you only see food as a health restorative.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            >use a bomb barrel on a throwing spear
            Just use a bomb flower arrow moron, it's the same effect without wasting one of your valuable melee weapon slots and much easier to do to boot

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              >throwing spear
              >valuable melee weapon spot
              It's to get rid of a weapon and have fun. It's just a possible combination example, there are lots of resources that have exclusive weapon effects.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          >>You have to make your own challenge in these games
          >Okay but where do I draw the line?

          3 Heart challenge.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            Aren't you softforced to get a heart to advance the plot?

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              Yes but you can sell it later.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        The depths has the best weapons and the armor to wield them but its not like it matters, you constantly have materials to make a 30+damage weapon trough the entire game.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >It has significantly more armor
        Name some in the depths that are worth using.
        >better weapons
        Wrong. The best weapons (Gerudo, Zora, Gloom, etc) all found on the surface
        >YoU have to make your own challenge
        The devs have to make a challenge too, and this game lets you heal 10000000000000000 times while paused, while armor makes you take no damage.
        >Cooking plain health restoration dishes isn't really helpful, it's all about the stat boosters
        You can eat both dumbass, there's no limit.
        >But if you actually experiment then you discover that the effects created by different parts have a wide range of utility
        Lmao it's a few elemental effects (half of which are questionably useful) and shield rockets/glider.
        >It's part of the gameplay being an emergent sandbox
        Also known as "trash".

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Name some in the depths that are worth using
          Lots of classic/nostalgia sets are here.
          >better weapons
          >Gerudo, Zora, Gloom
          "Better" is contingent on them having lower durability or negligible effects in certain scenarios besides Gloom, which requires resistant armor to be useful.
          >The devs have to make a challenge too, you can pause to heal and upgrade your armor to take no damage
          This is exactly my point about making your own challenge. It's very easy to outscale the game with upgrades by nature of it being open world, enter lower level areas, and then call it bad design.
          >You can eat both
          I'm literally saying, eat both. That the ingredients aren't useless outside of +Max Health ones.
          >It's a few elemental effects and rockets and a glider
          You named maybe 30 items out of hundreds. Of course there's lots of variations of elemental stuff. You need to experiment more, evidently.
          >emergent sandbox gameplay is trash
          There's your real problem, you just want to hate the game.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Lots of classic/nostalgia sets
            What does that have to do with gameplay.
            >"Better" is contingent on them having
            Higher damage.
            >lower durability
            Irrelevant, weapons respawn forever.
            >negligible effects
            >double damage
            LMAO brainless monkey can't into the game he is shilling.
            >requires resistant armor to be useful
            >higher base damage than most weapons requires armor(???)
            Schizo tier rambling
            >You named maybe 30 items
            ?
            >there's lots of variations of elemental stuff
            There's 4 elements, what animation you use to apply the effect is near negligible.
            >There's your real problem
            How does playing not-Gmod in a threatless sandbox with no almost good content or difficulty make for a good video game?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I have four batteries for now and the airbike is nowhere near as good as you are trying to say. In most terrains a horse and one or two shields with rockets will get me traveling 3 or 4 x faster than with the airbike. Maybe with 16 batteries the airbike will become overpowered, but at that point anything will probably be overpowered. I have only upgraded some armors twice and now most attacks I get only remove 1/4 heart which makes me basically invincible against anything but high-tier enemies.
      In fact, if there is something really fricked up in the game, it is the armor and health system.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        The bike becomes better the more you upgrade your batteries plus if you get a Level 2 Zonaite Armor Set well you be able to go from one side of the map to the next on a single charge.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          >level 2 Zonaite armor set
          You make it sound like you wouldn't have to look this up to have it early enough to make it count

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            Even early on the Hoverbike is useful to help you build up your Energy Cells and get the Zonaite equipment. It's just an exponential improvement because as you get more cells the distance you can travel increases.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        BotW1 was the same way, you get good armor and suddenly you're a one man wrecking crew. Still hunting down the last barbarian armor piece...

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        the problem with armor is that it's a simple, flat reduction. a 24 armor effectively reduces all damage by 6 hearts, down to a minimum of one quarter.
        since most enemies in the game have shit weapon you quickly go past their damage. The fourth tier of armor is so overkill it's not even funny

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      and what's the problem with the game allowing you to do that? many single player games can be cheesed
      if you don't like using the airbike for everything, don't use it
      or do you just want a "hard" game so you can boast that you managed to beat it?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yes, the game allows you to discover various options to accomplish tasks which is the point of the mechanics and the core of the gameplay
      You are given the option to airbike everywhere but you dont have to. Its not about efficiency its about exploring both hyrule and your options

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        A lock that can be opened by anything is useless. Just like your mom at the bar Saturday night, it takes a colossal frick up to not get in there.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          >bad lock analogy
          Ask me how I know you dont get laid lmao
          its because you cant understand good game design, homosexual

  24. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Isn't this game the biggest auto filter between smooth brains and people with imagination?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Not the biggest, that'd be some super niche autist physics simulator you couldn't hand to a random person and expect them to figure out. Especially if the UI and such are overcomplicated. But the game is simply the most accessible mass litmus test for illustrating pic related in modern times.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        That's absurd anon, there's so many limitations to the creation and buildings compared to existing games. I don't want to spend 10 minutes building a simple puzzle beater.

  25. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >PCgays finally get a leak work playing
    >All they do is b***h about it
    Further proof that the PC crowd are purely in it for tweaking and modding and don't actually play video games. They don't want games, they want something to b***h about.

  26. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Trying to do the eternal battery with shock emitter and empty battery but it drains as soon as I turn it off and the shock emitter used energy.

  27. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I just decided on a whim to jump down the Hyrule Castle chasm while being completely unprepared and not having done any main temple yet. By the time I got to the big jump before the Demon King's Army, I was down to three hearts due to gloom, but thanks to my Bokoblin and Lizalfos masks I could get down there without having to fight too much. I managed to beat two waves of the fight thanks to magical staff fused with topaz, but the third wave completely fricked me. I decided to return later when I was actually meant to, but the unprepared detour into hell was pretty fun.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Puffshrooms

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      well it is indeed an improvement compared to BOTW
      But still... it's fun when you are unprepared. If you go there in more appropriate time it's breeze and boring ass garbage because you've seen all of this already and have resources to delete most of enemies

  28. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why are there so many posts in these threads from people that haven't played the game but acting as if they have. The discrepancies are obvious but you double down as if it's going to make a difference to those that own and are enjoying it.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      cope

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Some homosexuals still keep insisting the game is just BotW, but you fuse rocks to sticks like it's March.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Might as well call Botw's DLC a whole new game because you can ride a bike now

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        hmm? so what the actual difference?

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          >map has been changed quite a bit, with many caves and a changed topology
          >sky islands and depths on top of that
          >tons of side quests, even excluding the multiple >"bring me 10 bear asses" ones
          >complete new set or runes and tools that change how you explore the map
          >much more interactivity with the world, with many new systems
          reusing the map is a bit meh, but don't pretend there isn't a lot new stuff to find and discover, even seeing how old things changed can be interesting.
          but you'll probably cope how none of what i said matters despite being objectively what has been added

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            it's not the same map, redditors think that having the same shape = having the same layout

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              i mean all the towns and general points of interest are the same
              hateno in totk is still where hateno was in botw with the same layout and everything, even if a few things have been added/changed like all the cece stuff everywhere and the locations of shrines

  29. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >he thinks its the same as actual gambling
    more proof you keep posting about games you haven't played

  30. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    The finale was everything I wanted from the game and I'm glad I was able to avoid getting spoiled about it.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      the ending is shit. Asspulls upon asspulls for setpieces' sake:
      1. you lose your body and mind when you transform, but light dragon suddenly helps you fight out of nowhere
      2. the ganon dragon should also lose its mind and float around like the others spreading gloom or whatever
      3. ganon is the only dragon with his stone visible and glowing weakspots. What happened to immortal dragons?
      4. zelda turned back by magic, ain't gotta explain shit. Sacrifice undone, no stakes.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        [spoiler ]3. ganon is the only dragon with his stone visible and glowing weakspots. What happened to immortal dragons?
        4. zelda turned back by magic, ain't gotta explain shit. Sacrifice undone, no stakes.
        [/spoiler]
        3. Master sword absorbed zelda dragon magic so it makes sense it could kill another dragon
        4. They explain it through the ghosts of Raura and Sonic channeling their magic through Links arm.
        Both are shit but there are reasons

  31. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    2023 has been a truly wonderful year. Elden Ring shitposters still seethed throughout 2023 despite it's 2022 release, RE4R caused more dedicated seething and TOTK is triggering shitposting NEETs harder than any game yet. Plenty of great games and some filler between them and we still have armored core coming later. what a great time to be someone that plays video games instead of doomposting about them

  32. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >dude it's just the same map

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      At least use one that people recognize because ti's so overused.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yakuza doesn’t take 6 years to make.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          It's been the exact same game since the first one.
          Every Yakuza in the entirety of the series plays exactly the same.
          But, of course
          >Japan: :O

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Same exact
            >Recreations of different eras so buildings are added, changed, or removed to represent normal passage of time in the real city
            >3 different console generations
            And the longest turn around time has been 2 years, but most being yearly. Complete with combat overhauls, different arcade classics, and mini games. The whole point of reusing a map is to turn out games faster. But because BotW is made by Zillenials and zoomers, they have no fricking idea what they are doing and the old hands are just there to optimize their frick ups so it fits on a cartridge.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            >But, of course
            >Japan: :O
            Nintendo is suddenly not Japanese?

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        i was just pointing out the removal of the highway on the same city

  33. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    why do people get so offended?

    Yes its very similar to garys mod with building but who cares?
    Gary mods is amazing, it offered so much content and fun, there should be more like it.

    Does totk have flaws?
    Yes, no game is flawless, some flaws make a game and give it personality. Thing you can look back on and give hope for future titles or just come to terms with a grounded view of this game, intead of putting it on a pedestal.

    I really wish people would grow up and stop acting like kids who need to argue every little thing. Threads would be so much better and have far less pointless bickering.

    I'm all for arguments and discussion but most seem so fricking trivial and pointless.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      copy pasted reddit post

  34. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Now attach koroks to it

  35. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I keep seeing discussion outside of here with “there are no microtransactions, so it is fun” without the least bit of reflection on how far their standards have fallen because of the absolute state of the industry. And there will absolutely be more paid dlc for this like that stupid motorcycle for the first one. You don’t think Nintendo didn’t think to put zonanite on the cash shop like Capcom putting blood orbs on its dlc page? Every time there is a consumable or in game currency the idea is always there and suits like Bowser are ready to push that maximize profit button. You already let them get away with the $70 dollar shit test, that mtx train is never late.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >mtx headcanon
      Nintendo will never put mtx into their games, it's like saying there are coins in Mario so why not mtx next. Makes no sense.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        The only delusional person here is (You). Fans said there would never be DLC. Wii U changed all that by not just having dlc, they had physical drm dlc in the form of over priced funko pops. They said they would never have paid online or subscription services, you are now charged yearly for roms you no doubt paid for at least 3 times over if not more if your original wii died and purchases were tied to the console and not you personally. “The Nintendo Never” has been proven wrong time and time again. Just because they lag the industry doesn’t mean they don’t covet it. They just let Sony and MS push the Overton window first so they can keep up a “good guy” façade.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          >physical drm dlc in the form of overpriced funko pops
          >charge yearly for roms you paid for already
          >Sony and MS push the Overton window
          Yeah, no. Refusing to implement reverse compatibility and creating toys has been a decision since the Switch was first released. They'll monetize their mobile titles, but they're not going to make Zelda a gacha game just because Genshit copied it.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Not make Zelda a gacha
            >When it has gacha mechanics built in
            The system is ready. By the next one you will absolutely have currency packs.

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              Good, it should

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Meme arrows all the factual points
            >Has no argument against them
            Breath of the Wild fans everybody.

  36. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why would i do that when i could just use 2 fans and a steering stick?

  37. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    How does the limit on flying work? is it based on time in the air or distance? is there any way around it?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Just build a hoverbike, the wing is fricking worthless because of how easily it breaks

  38. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    do those rotating spike columns the big construct guys drop do anything special?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Weapon fusion mats.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        I was hoping they'd function as like a super battery or something

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          they're the only parts that are both blunt and zonai other than some random junk that doesn't give much attack so they're good for that at least.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          They have other uses e.g. you can nail a structure to the ground, make two tall platforms and cross a body of water, attach wood to them and use them to climb up a mountain, probably more with a little creativity

  39. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    the switch allows so many people to experience nintendo games. I feel like that is never talked about. it's a great advantage of this specific game system

  40. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Ganker passes blood about Elden Ring for over a year
    >the same people who cried "ZELDA WILL BE BETTER LOOOL" are the Gankertards screaming the zelda is shit and ER was better

    I like both, console wars are for morons and poorgays.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I agree except I'm not playing either of them

  41. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I really like it but it's too easy because of how easy it is to build stuff that lets you skip content.
    Also the atmosphere isn't as strong as it was in BotW.

  42. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I just don't like open world game.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      just pick a direction and see what there is to do

  43. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Words cannot express how pissed off their "Dream House" system makes me.
    No windows on any of the housing piece, 15 is not enough to make a truly nice looking house with some of the decoration pieces. Even 20 would've been so much fricking better.
    I just wanted to make a large house, but because the lack of variety of pieces you're fricking forced to use those open floor all sides pieces.
    I'l probably try doing it another way next time, but frick sakes this is truly the worst customize housing I've fricking seen.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      just wanted a spacious 3 story house with deck on the 3rd floor. And got this ugly shit.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        why is there so much empty space in the lot if you can only use 15 modules, should have been 25 minimum

  44. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    From fantasy to sci Fi. Yikes

  45. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    i'm finally trying to play this game seriously and i'm finding that the zonai construct mechanics don't gel with the rest of the game at all (besides the shrines which are made for them). everything else in the game takes a couple seconds to do but building one vehicle takes like 5 minutes and you barely get any benefit out of it. but i haven't gotten any steering devices or the autobuild ability yet so maybe that makes it better.

  46. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    has anyone made a hentai animation using totk machines and physics yet?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Machines are not for fug, anon

  47. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Wanted to frick with the dreamhouse system
    >decide to use item dupe for rupees specifically for this future DLC content sink
    >it's poorly implemented in every sense of the word
    tthank fricking god I didnt spend time grinding the rupees out to frick with this monstrosity, I'd have been highly pissed

  48. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I know I shouldn't have to ask if it'd been made yet, but did someone recreate Loss in ToTK yet?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        kek okay, nice simple one. I was hoping for animated robots made out of stuff, but im sure that ones cooking

  49. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >10 fans
    >1 or 2 cannons
    >no way to descend

  50. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    The things you build fall apart and don't have any real power behind them. That's my only gripe with the building etc.
    If later in the game you could make things which retain their form and their functionality was greatly improved, I would feel more like saying "10/10".

  51. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Where do you find that boat?

  52. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    What picture do you have hanging in your house? 🙂

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I don't have the house yet but it's gonna be Purah

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        I spent like 2 hours trying to design a nice house, but I think I'm going to take it all down and just make 14 different gallery rooms and a main entrance.
        For whatever amusing photos I take

  53. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Please tell me I'm not the only one who went unga bunga moron and bruteforced the fire temple. I did the first two locks with the carts but then just figured I can climb, glide and ascend for the last three without using the carts at all. Checked out some walkthrough because I figured it was not the "intended" way and I just skipped all the puzzles. Also I apparently did them in a wrong order.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I caveman brained that one too. It's deceptively easy to avoid doing most of the content in the intended way.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      i declined to participate in both the fire and water temple and simply cheesed them with devices and ascend/recall

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        I caveman brained that one too. It's deceptively easy to avoid doing most of the content in the intended way.

        Simply there is no intended way to do it as long as it gets done
        this is the motto of these games

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Checked out some walkthrough
      >in a kids game
      Yes you are a moron. Sorry for your loss

  54. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    soul:the game

  55. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >hey look
    >basically i'm not gonna play genshim impact, don't matter how much you post that shit here
    >i know... ugh i know i'm sorry!
    >it's just that i ain't playing it, it's all
    >hahahahahahaha

  56. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    The balloons disappear after a while so air pirate adventures are a no go.

  57. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I didn't realize this had come out already, tell me what is the status of Zelda's butt in this one?

  58. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ah yes, it looks extremely natural, we've stumbled upon a monsters lair most certainly

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Sure is loveable

  59. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    remember for those with open minds wonders await

  60. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >open world goyslop
    No thanks, I'll leave that one to the casual normies.

  61. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >open world masterpiece
    Yes please, and keep this out of the casuals' hands.

  62. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    So when my camera is full and I've spoken to the lab guy, should I delete all my useless photos?

  63. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I honestly can't believe they tried that shitty car building mechanic from that other horrible goyslop game again
    And in a zelda game no less
    Fricking hell israelites really can't create they can only subvert and destroy

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >I honestly can't believe they tried that shitty car building mechanic from that other horrible goyslop game again
      If you think Besiege is shit then your opinion is of no value to me.

  64. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    does it emulate well

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yes, Yuzu runs it the best

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        thanks

  65. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    10/10 if you're a tendie
    6/10 if you're normal

  66. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Kakariko Village well
    >no gibdos
    Missed opportunity

  67. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >all these scrubs complaining about battery life don't know that cooking a meal instantly recharges your battery
    Stop browsing western content and get on the japanese meta. Being a pot to cook in on your vehicle and you can fly forever just by cooking one simple meal. You're already 10 steps behind.

  68. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    TOTK is just nintendo labo but digital

  69. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I heard whistling brings your companions to you. Is that true?

  70. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm enjoying the game but starting to feel burnout. How much more game is there after doing the 4 temples?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Don't call them temples, please

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Ok, how much of the game is left after doing the 4 dungeons

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Seething zoomer

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Everything is optional. Just go and defeat Ganondorf if you want to be done.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Aw yea the pinnacle of adventure. It don’t matter, like whatever man. You can kill him with a mop for youtube clout.

  71. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Serious question. What is the actual point of having more than 3 hearts if it makes the enemies harder to kill?

  72. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    that'd be cool if all the effort you put into building that was rewarded but the battery system limiting the lifespan of anything you build is pretty gay. if the sequel just goes full nuts and bolts and lets you build stuff and save it and keep it forever i'd be interested.

  73. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >either farm a bunch of zonaite gacha orbs and then spend 5 minutes dropping each piece until you have all of the pieces to build it
    >or blow your zonaite on autobuilding it more than twice
    what's the point again?

  74. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Does whistling atract Spirits?

  75. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    As a ginger, I find this post horrendously offensive.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I don't get it.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Vikings

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          I still don't get it. Did Vikings attack or hate gingers?

  76. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Can only activate every single part at once with no depth
    >Power system is just a separate stamina bar with no depth
    >Parts all Just Work with no depth
    >Can't keep anything you build for any appreciable amount of time because the game still needs to balance around the shitty premise of being a wild rock climbing survivalist in a permanent state of scavenging for supplies like it was a bethesda fallout game
    >Can't modify in any way, only glue
    It's even shittier if you have a soul
    Nuts & Bolts is way better, at least that let me build a pirate airship with guns and missiles and energy shields that I could also deploy wings and wheels with at any time when my propellers and balloons failed or were not needed

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >a gun has no depth because all of the working parts only let it shoot.
      not going to bother with you too long but rockets only thrust and then dissappear allowing you to jumpstart momentum and have an airborne vehicle that can then commit to its actual purpose. not sure what you think power is or should be other than a fuel source so i dont know what youre issue is there. youre pretending to have a soul when youre actually just kind of moronic

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        You believe engineering is just sticking shit together, pressing a button, and then things just work
        And also that fuel magically replenishes and teleports right from your hands into the machine as it is used
        I don't think you have any right to be calling anyone else a moron

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          engineering is construction with a means to solve a problem it literally doesnt fricking matter where the magic fuel comes from, this is a videogame you spaz. you definitely are a moron if you think sticking 40 sticks together in a configuration that lets you cross a chasm isnt engineering and architecture even in a most obscure, basic sense lmao. frick off.
          >it isnt engineering if its unrealistic and uses magic
          lol

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            Vehicles have no depth, period
            It's just a physics system and how you actually used it was an afterthought

  77. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    PEAK SOUL

    ?t=506

  78. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >build nice looking scrap car out of whats available
    >enter a shrine
    >come out
    >car gone
    >have to rebuild it with the zonite I have to grind out
    >cheaper to just make a non aesthetic looking, cheap pile of crap with jets glued to it instead
    the game basically punishes any higher level of creativity

  79. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >it's a 10/10 if you like coping and eating shit

  80. 10 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Does he want his armor upgraded or not?

  81. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    How soon do you think there will be a mod where you can override placing 15 rooms?
    How soon until there will be a mod for more buyable room compartments.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      i'd settle for being able to paint the fricking thing, those tarrey town buttholes are rubbing it in my face with their several colors

  82. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    lol I was about to ask wtf is
    >this
    shrine, and then I realised what's wrong with the picture.

    Also, Siwakama Shrine was a joke, especially when you know that it's not one of the first, but is probably the easiest.

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