>its actually good

>its actually good
slice-of-life Gollum is kino

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  1. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    This will become a cult classic like God Hand in a few years. What a gem of a game.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Baby's first contrarianism. Try harder.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Nah that anon sees the game industry see a low hanging fruit (a passion project made with soul that tries something different), its the same end of the curve as them mindlessly deifying TOKT a 100/100 All time Masterpiece!!!! They have to choose some game as a release valve to mindlessly trash so they choose this one.

        It is not a coincidence the game is about a deformed mutant cast off. If you have a remote understanding of psychology, such as the work of Jung, you would understand this.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Gollum is the perfect antidote to TOTK. The A+ student getting taken down by the school freak.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          It does feel like journalists collectively pick games to mindlessly shit on about as often as they pick games to mindlessly worship

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yep it's an art game like A Plague Tale, but the modern reviewer is so mind fricked from MUH ROGUELITE WITH DARK SOULS DEVIL MAY CRY COMBAT they can't appreciate something that tries something different.

      Gollum has SOUL. That is all that matters.

      Schizo hours

  2. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yep it's an art game like A Plague Tale, but the modern reviewer is so mind fricked from MUH ROGUELITE WITH DARK SOULS DEVIL MAY CRY COMBAT they can't appreciate something that tries something different.

    Gollum has SOUL. That is all that matters.

  3. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    game journalist are such homosexuals

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      yes

  4. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    HUZZAH

  5. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    this board is so predictably contrarian, except for nintendo games which will be shilled no matter how good or bad

  6. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    writing was on the wall when i saw it was already less than $30 on key sites weeks before it was out

  7. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Gollum is a terrible game.

  8. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    is it really good

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      yes

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      you have to want to like it basically
      this review nailed it:
      >If you want a game where you stealth kill your way through hordes of works with slick parkour and funky power ups, this aint the game for you. Try shadow of war. But if you want to be a pathetic little creature scampering around in all sorts of filth and muck, its great.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        that sounds like fun

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >But if you want to be a pathetic little creature scampering around in all sorts of filth and muck, its great.
        Has the making of a great game, but does it have the soul to back it up?

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          is 2 fps enough soul?

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >if you want to be a pathetic little creature scampering around in all sorts of filth and muck
        nailed the neet life

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      it's pretty boring very basic puzzle solving, no real combat

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      What do you think?

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Is that, a Game Over screen with a menu in 2023? Instead of starting you from the checkpoint after failure? From 4/10 to 6/10 right there.

  9. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    it offers a bold and unique look at the world of middle earth that you don't get from the books.

  10. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >needs like a 4090 to run well
    >looks like an early PS3 game
    lol

  11. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    gollum is the morbius of gaming

  12. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    this game is funny, piss easy, and depressing all at the same time. only difficulty comes from the framerate shitting itself. 3/10 good shitpost but not worth the money, just buy a cheap steam game

  13. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Better game than Elden Ring and ToTK

  14. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Unironically the best game I've ever played

  15. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Hobbits

  16. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Haw haw

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      so this is what passes for a may may in the year of our lord two thousand and twenty three

  17. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    its one of the games ever

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