It's been 10 years?

  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >reminding me that this self-insert bullshit exists

    fuck you, gay

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >The game itself
    5/10
    >The game with the Spanish dub
    10/10

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I kind of wish they would keep the Donteverse but instead make it about Spanish Donte fighting the hordes of Mexico's afterlife.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Reposting from one thread I saw

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          [...]

          I never thought anyone would save my post for el donte weapon ideas.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I kind of wish they would keep the Donteverse but instead make it about Spanish Donte fighting the hordes of Mexico's afterlife.

          Could be kino, maybe an angelic theme as reference to DmC?

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I was thinking more like Guacamelee

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Sounds cool

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I would accept it if Dante and Virgil from the OG timeline end up in El Donte's world.

          I would absolutely play these games

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Play Shadows of the Damned. Probably as close as you can get.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Anon....ummm.....Shadows of the Damned is....

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous
  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Still better than 5

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    years ago one guy used to say that DmC2 could still happen because it took them 10 years to announce 5 and he was weirdly banking on a DmC2 announcement this year with a 2024 release

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      could u imagine?
      honestly I think it would be hilarious for the sheer amount of seething that it would cause

      the game was an okay action game, but not really dmc, let alone all the disdain it showed for the previous games

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Just take DMC out of the title and you have an alright new IP

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        years ago one guy used to say that DmC2 could still happen because it took them 10 years to announce 5 and he was weirdly banking on a DmC2 announcement this year with a 2024 release

        >The game itself
        5/10
        >The game with the Spanish dub
        10/10

        >El Donte y Vergin, la secuela

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I would accept it if Dante and Virgil from the OG timeline end up in El Donte's world.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >El Donte returns as a new character in DMC6
        >he only speaks Spanish
        >everybody understands Spanish but Nero
        >the running gag is that Nero is constantly out of the loop when it comes to the gang's plans.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Dante picks up demon kid from Spain he helped once
          >never helps him with basic lamguage stuff since he can understand him
          Sounds like Dante tbh

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Dante leaves kid donte with a neon yellow Devil may Cry sign

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >well, i guess you have what it takes to be a real Devil Hunter, welcome to Devil May Cry, kid. Gonna check up on you in a few months so remember take care of the sign, can't let the brand look bad can we? Adios.
              >...Que? Oye dijiste que me ibas a entrenar- y ya se fue, maldito hijoputa

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Combichrist soundtrack was wasted on this shit. What a shame.

      could u imagine?
      honestly I think it would be hilarious for the sheer amount of seething that it would cause

      the game was an okay action game, but not really dmc, let alone all the disdain it showed for the previous games

      Doesn't Microsoft own NT?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Combichrist soundtrack was wasted on this shit. What a shame.
        it was wubstep garbage

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          It's a mix of industrial, electronic, and hard rock.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >It's a mix of industrial, electronic, and hard rock.
            Kek. It's top 2020s wubstep.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yes MS owns NT. I looked “DmC2 2018” through the archives to make sure I wasn’t making this shit up and it’s full of one dude/shitposting saying that it just meant that DmC2 would be exclusive to microsoft. It was such a weird period for dmc threads

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          The fuck? I remember seeing similar post about a "DmC2" but thought they were either shit post or that one fag gay for donte.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            i remember two types of shitposting about DmC2. The first was around/after 5’s launch with “DMC5 is totally just DmC2 because nero and Donte have short hair and swear”. The second

            Yes MS owns NT. I looked “DmC2 2018” through the archives to make sure I wasn’t making this shit up and it’s full of one dude/shitposting saying that it just meant that DmC2 would be exclusive to microsoft. It was such a weird period for dmc threads

            IS the gay donte fag and he spent 2019-2021 calling everyone a dumbass for not thinking that DmC2 was real.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        What? Other way around, the game was too good for Combichrist.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      DmC 2 wouldn't be unwelcome
      It would be confusing as fuck and they should change the name

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Capcom have admitted in interviews that Japanese devs aren't really able to make games like DmC and the only way DmC2 happens is if Ninja Theory returns. DMC5 happened because NT weren't available.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >DMC5 happened because NT weren't available.
        Headcanon and retarded

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          The lead developer of the series said it outright. He was hyped to make DmC2 but the Osaka team doesn't understand DmC because, well, they're Japanese. Their cultural refence point is DMC4. So he decided to do a DMC4 sequel because a Japanese DmC2 would fail to capture the tone, politics, sense or humour, aesthetics, etc.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            [citation needed]

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              https://www.vg247.com/dmc-devil-may-cry-2-hideaki-itsuno

              I don't understand where some DMC fans get the idea DmC is unpopular or Capcom dislike it. Capcom love DmC and would make DmC2 in a heartbeat. It's like listening to wacko cultists who think DMC5 was an attack on DmC and not a loving homage to it.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                man you twisted the fuck out of what itsuno said
                the osaka team didn't choose to not make DmC because they didnt understand it
                it was because it made no sense for another team to make it instead of collabing

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                He says the Osaka team couldn't make the game because they're not NT.

                It'd be like one of Capcom's in-house teams trying to do a Remember Me sequel. They don't understand the French artistic nuances.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                its not because they dont understand dipshit its because they wanted to combine ideas so that it could feel like a sequel and not a game made by another team
                you thinking remember me is high art and not a tremendous pile of shit does explain a lot

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >its not because they dont understand dipshit its because they wanted to combine ideas so that it could feel like a sequel and not a game made by another team
                They wanted to make DmC2, but didn't have the artistic sensibilities to do it, so they settled for making DMC5. The DMC5 fanbase tends to think that DMC5 is a superior game, so they're obviously going to be prejudiced on the topic, viewing it as superior instead of Capcom settling for familiar (to the Japanese team) mediocrity.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                man you are still reposting the same article after 4 years

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The lead developer of the series said it outright. He was hyped to make DmC2 but the Osaka team doesn't understand DmC because, well, they're Japanese. Their cultural refence point is DMC4. So he decided to do a DMC4 sequel because a Japanese DmC2 would fail to capture the tone, politics, sense or humour, aesthetics, etc.

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    and the game still sucks, regardless of Hair Color

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I actually liked it.

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I didn't mind it

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Feels weird not seeing the game in turbo mode.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Way cooler than wacky wacky pizzaman using a motorcycle in combat.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      god damn this looks like shit

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah but then if you cross the street it's like
        Oh maybe this isn't so bad

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Way cooler than wacky wacky pizzaman using a motorcycle in combat.

      >Try-harding DmC

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        how was mashing attack tryharding? it's the weapon switching juggle super combos from all the dmc4 / 5 players which are tryharding

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I actually really like how it plays. It's a very unique action game about hoard control instead of just purely wailing on a single guy that you're keeping suspended in midair. It's unique in that sense, but because they fucked the presentation up; it has no future.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Me too friend. I still play it cause its the only one with Must Style and the option to disable the timer in Bloody Palace.
      Do you know about some of the special tech, like how to manipulate the knockback from the dart gun?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Man, Neo Dante looks so cool

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          it's kino

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Me too friend. I still play it cause its the only one with Must Style and the option to disable the timer in Bloody Palace.
          Do you know about some of the special tech, like how to manipulate the knockback from the dart gun?

          This should have been his default outfit. Fuck the punk rock getup, I want hot topic kid that looks like he's trying too hard.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It always knocks enemies the way their back is facing. The cool thing is that every weapon has 1 or more hits that spin the enemy around, meaning you can knock enemies toward you or over your head as a combo extender or just to reposition.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It was a passable action game at its core. The style system was botched beyond belief and lets you get away with the laziest garbage but the game still feels just fine and decently fun to play. The problem is everything around it. It doesn't want to be an alternate to the original. It thinks it's so cool that it deserves to replace the original, but nothing in it is actually cool or even self aware enough to be entertaining so it completely misses what people like about the original's presentation. That attitude sours the whole experience. Had it not been Devil May Cry, I'm sure it would have been better received. Probably still made fun of for being angsty Hot Topic bullshit but it wouldn't have been weighed down by the stigma.

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Donte's battle cries
    Who thought this was okay?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Tameme

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >That weak ass yell

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      yeaaaaaaaaaaaaa

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Why are you posting morons here?

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Now that dmc5 exists, there is literally no reason to hate this game.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It doesn't mean it's still not a complete embarrassment in EVERY facet excluding general gameplay and arena design.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      There is also no reason for it to exist

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      more importantly it's DMC2's existence
      yes we get that two wrongs don't necessarily justify the Star Wars prequel trilogy just because the Nu trilogy is unwatchable but I think Ninja Theory's DMC was fine

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I can hate it for being peak capcom retardation.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        This reminds me of how Retro Studios, a western dev, and Nintendo had completely different impressions of who Samus Aran was supposed to be. Western devs saw her as a stoic bounty hunter while Nintendo apparently thought she was supposed to be a delicate and motherly figure.

        Whatever happened to Tameem?

        He's still making games but makes 90% less retarded press release statements

        You have to admit that the News boss fight was decent. Come on now Ganker

        Barbas was the best thing from the game.
        And an interesting theory about how he's actually a fallen angel who sided with Mundus to keep humans in line for their own good which is why you get an Angel weapon from beating him.
        Said weapon also is absolutely broken and also has the worst battle cries

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Nintendo didn't understand what a bounty hunter is.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I agree. It shouldn't have been spiteful to the fans, but it had a few good ideas and it's time to let wounds heal.

      DmC 2 wouldn't be unwelcome
      It would be confusing as fuck and they should change the name

      Imagine if Dante's trip through hell led him to Donte's universe and we got to see him react with confusion at how political and edgy it is.

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Whatever happened to Tameem?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He just shaved his head. Literally that's just it. Still working at NT I believe.

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You have to admit that the News boss fight was decent. Come on now Ganker

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Bob's voice actor and his concept was awesome. The fight itself was okay(I found it a bit fun)

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That fight was doubly hilarious if you actually watched Fox News on the regular at the time. The idea of using the intro as a platformer was brilliant.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Almost all of the bosses were stellar. The ones that I actually think it fell flat on were the ones where traditional DMC does best: the one on one fights.

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Final Fantasy XIII wasn't that bad
    >DmC wasn't that bad
    >Days Gone wasn't that bad
    Is Ganker healing?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      No, the cancer is getting worse.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Oh okay so we'll just go back to calling everything shit and enjoying nothing

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Good. I like it better that way

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Wrong. The absolute worst thing about Donte is that the devs gave the fanbase the middle finger in order to appeal to a mainstream American audience, and it took V to prove such thinking wrong. But that's from the dev's side, and the game itself was more or less okay.

        Now we have almost every single franchise being totally destroyed.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      No, back then we had fresh memories of the golden days of gaming. Nowadays we are seeing greedy Battlepass galore and the vidya equivalent of mediocre Oscar bait becoming the norm.
      We are still swimming at a sea of shit but at least we can reminisce of the days when the shit wasn't on fire.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Every mediocre game gets a lot of apologists once it is about 1 decade old.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        People have always said DmC's combat wasn't its problem, minus simon says with the enemy colors.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          But it was a regression from DMC3 and 4 in every way?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        because games keep getting worse so the mediocre seems good in comparison

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Article: "Vote with your wallet, losers!"
    >People buy DMC 1+2+3 pack on purpose
    >Next weeks article: "GAMERS ARE FUCKING ENTITLED REEEEEE"

    Lmfaooo.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      People prophesied about how game journalists would dock points on DMC5 for a lackluster battle track because they'd never go above A style.
      Positive that this is exactly what happened.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      DmC was really just a pawn in the games journalists war on Japanese games. They didn't give a shit about the game or the series and it showed, they just wanted to wrench another toy away from Japanese developers and have it made over here, which was the modus operandi of Capcom at the time.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >You should get over DMC never coming back (and here why that's a good thing)
      >DMCV comes out
      >FUCKING ENTITLED CHUDS YOU DON'T DESERVE IT

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >squirrel cum
    what did she mean by this?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Kat is cute

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Her concept art is interesting

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Concept art Kat was weird, she goes against exactly what Tameem criticized about Lady and Trish

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Wrong pic

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >prequel comic revealed that she was Vergil's lover and even pregnant with his child
      >Donte is literally the sloppy seconds

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Still love this edgy ass songs

  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I fucking hate time like you wouldn't believe

  18. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I figured since Ninja Theory is owned by M$ now and because I bought 2 copies of DMC:V (and a third when a PS5 is worth owning) that it would finally be fine for me to play through DmC:DE. I absolutely detested DmC when I pirated it 10 years ago but playing through Fuck may You: DE just made me a bit sad. There's still a lot to hate but it's surprising how some gameplay tweaks were enough to make the game an actually tolerable experience.

  19. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    what if Capcom decided to do a DmC2 but it would be it's own thing seperate from DMC1-5? What dev would Capcom get to make DmC2 since Ninja Theory got bought by Microsoft

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Platinum maybe?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Mercury Steam. They did Castlevania: LoS, they know how to make character action games.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >what if Capcom decided to do a DmC2 but it would be it's own thing seperate from DMC1-5?
      Why would they want to do that?

  20. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    God, what a time it was

  21. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    MY NOMBRE

  22. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I think I still have the ps4 definitive edition lying around somewhere, maybe I should play it again. The game is "fun", but these color coded enemy's make me mad.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I want to fugg biker Kat

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >ass for days
        >zero tits

  23. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Be honest Ganker
    Would you actually like it if El Donte got made into a canon thing?
    Personally, with a diffeeent name and backstory to fit into DMC, yes

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That's basically what Bayonetta 3 did so no

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Would you actually like it if El Donte got made into a canon thing?
      I've been saying this since I saw the Mike Kob video and realized just how MANLY foreign donte sounds. French and German donte genuinely sounds boner inducing.

      Donte's biggest failing was really just his delivery. I suspect they wanted him to sound like an edgelord teen but they ruined the cool factor by doing that because he doesn't sound remotely threatening.

  24. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    and it's still shit and garbage

  25. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Played it through 2 times on PS3 a month ago and it was alright
    I like how in my localization, because retarded censorship despite 16+ media, they've carefully avoided all nay-nay words in the subtitles that it barely felt like it, yet when it came to the brotherly banter scene, they thought the best idea to localize the finishing phrase was "And i have a bigger nose"

    Also, Vergil DLC fucking sucks ass. His moveset is atrocious, slow and boring as fuck.

  26. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    which is better?
    DmC or dmc 2?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      DmC, anyone who says otherwise hasn't played either game.

  27. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Still haven't played it and never will. Anyone who bought this game is a fag. I cringe every time I see people rank it along side actual DMC games.

  28. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Never forgeti

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The gay in the blue sweater looks like he has eyeliner.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous
  29. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >told someone on neofag that this character he likes looks like a total gay
    >turns out the guy was an actual real gay
    >got banned

  30. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Still unironically my favorite dmc game

  31. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  32. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Time to rewatch this classic https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_oL29x7Reh8

  33. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Fine, I'll fap to him later tonight, happy?

  34. 3 weeks ago
    Billy

    Better than 1, 2 and on the same level as 3

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      No

      • 3 weeks ago
        Billy

        More like "i have no arguments"

  35. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This would be a pretty well-liked game if it didn't have the DMC logo

    The combat is pretty decent, the demon designs are cool, boss fights are pretty fun and it's just oozing with edgy 2000's cringekino, plus the whole concept of the Limbo is pretty damn cool and I always thought so

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      No, it's shit no matter what

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >its shit because im still upset they called my wacky wahoo pizza man gay

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          No it's because the game is objectively bad in many ways regardless of the title

          More like "i have no arguments"

          It's just not true

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >objectivelg bad in many ways
            >doesnt describe them

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              -Bob Barbas says that Donte should be shot illegally, live on Raptor News which should get him negative publicity, but it doesn't
              -Mundane's demon wife says that the hunters will find Donte but only one hunter demon finds him
              -Donte is nude when he opens his door, which should draw attention from the citizens, but it doesn't
              -Donte asks who said "This way" when it's clearly Kat
              -Kat talking to Donte while he's in limbo would look like she's talking to nothing to the citizens and draw attention, but they just pass by
              -Kat says that the hunter demon is "not your regular demon" even though Donte beats it easily later
              -How did the hunter demon know where Donte was when it crashed through the wall?
              -It's a massive coincidence that a white wig that looks like Dante's hair would land on Donte's head and he'd be in front of a mirror at that moment
              -Kat has to tell Donte that the hunter demon is bulletproof when Donte should've figured it out already
              -The hunter demon (and most likely other demons) calls Evil a "whore mother" even though there is no evidence that she is a whore
              -The son of a bitch line from Donte doesn't make any sense
              -Mundane says that he and his demon buddies have Donte's scent when he can't even track him down and he can't smell him
              -Donte is supposed to be likeable but he acts like a douche and isn't funny
              -Sporda and Evil had no special powers yet Donte and Vorgin somehow do
              -Donte doesn't see Evil's face in the flashback he has of her even though her face is on the painting right in front of him
              -Donte and Vorgin don't try to save Sporda from hell even though they could
              -Vorgin says that the secret union between angel and demon was inconceivable but it happened, contradicting himself
              -It's very coincidental that the swat guy didn't find Kat when the other soldier told him to move
              -Vorgin shows many hints towards being evil yet Donte and Kat don't suspect it
              -How does Kat not notice or react to Donte putting his hand on her ass?

              • 3 weeks ago
                Billy

                You don't have to type whatever if you have no actual arguments, dude

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                These are all the issues with the story and they are accurate

              • 3 weeks ago
                Billy

                >story
                Literilly who gives a rat's ass, fag, this is a thread about the game, THE GAME. If you base a game's worth solely on the story, when that's not the main appeal of it, you're retarded

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                It's not just the story, the gameplay is ass too

              • 3 weeks ago
                Billy

                >gameplay is ass
                >here, let me show this specitic time the game sucks, and i'll be instantly right
                >you CAN'T do this in any other game
                God, what a dumbass

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous
              • 3 weeks ago
                Billy

                Nice secluded webms, retard, bet you were hoping to use them sooner or later to support a retarded argument

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Shut up Barry

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >this game is shit
                >why
                >here, look at me repeately doing the same juggle move - this somehow proves it even though it would take forever this way

                About the same level as inteligence as some retard who tried to "prove" dmc5 is shit by spamming the basic combo on the first enemies you encounter in the game

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                It's the fact that you can do it and TO THE FINAL BOSS is concerning

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                This is much better

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                This is much better

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >-Bob Barbas says that Donte should be shot illegally, live on Raptor News which should get him negative publicity, but it doesn't
                Everyone knows that Trump could have shot a man in public and it would have boosted his approval ratings. DmC is very much a commentary on American politics. Wheras the other DMC games give off massive anime energy.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >a commentary on American politics
                Literally pozzed shit

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's the same issue as Hitman Absolution
      Fine as a standalone game, but awful in comparison to previous entries.

  36. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Just to prove I am not biased, I did the same thing with the other games
    Devil May Cry 3 Issues: 4 total
    -Lady somehow needs binoculars to see the giant tower
    -Lady shoots a rocket at Dante for no reason
    -Why is Lady shooting Dante when she could die from falling?
    -How did the explosion from the motorcycle not hurt Dante?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The binoculars is the only potentially dumb one and she presumably has them so she can look at the tower in detail and plot a route in, not solely just so she can see that, yep, there's a big tower over there. I know she says "I found it" there, but maybe that was just a bad line or translation where something like "This is it" or "I found him" would have been better.

      Devil May Cry Issues: 11 total
      -Trish says that Dante lost his brother to evil implying that he died when in fact he did not
      -Why does Dante never use his weird stopping ability ever again?
      -Why does Dante trust Trish after she just attacked him?
      -Dante says that Trish is the first one to know about his "avengeance" when Lady and Vergil already know
      -Why doesn't Dante just jump up to where Trish did?
      -Why doesn't Dante use Rebellion?
      -Dante says that he's sure Mundus killed Vergil when he didn't
      -Dante says that he will kill Mundus but he doesn't, he just seals Mundus in hell
      -How does Dante not recognise Nelo Angelo as Vergil when his face is revealed?
      -Trish is somehow alive after getting zapped by Mundus
      -Dante says "Give my regards to my son, will ya?" but he never has a son

      >-Why does Dante trust Trish after she just attacked him?
      Because she's his only lead on Mundus. If he kills her he would never have found Mallet Island.

      >-Dante says that Trish is the first one to know about his "avengeance" when Lady and Vergil already know
      Lady may not actually know about Mundus specifically, and Vergil is presumed dead. The idea is that Dante keeps his true identity secret, hence the need for a password for a "real" job. We normally only ever see those real jobs, but the average person and customer doesn't know Dante's whole story.

      >-How does Dante not recognise Nelo Angelo as Vergil when his face is revealed?
      He does, hence the audio flashback to their birthday after his defeat. It may have originally been the case that Vergil WAS dead but Mundus zombified him, but that was retconned.

      >-Why doesn't Dante just jump up to where Trish did?
      This is the only one that bugs me throughout the series that rewrites and retcons have never addressed: Dante can fucking fly since DMC1. Maybe not very far or for very long, and in gameplay it's often locked into a little hover with Alastor and Nevan, but he 100% can zoom around with big wings, yet somehow he never does this in the story because it would mean he has no reason to walk through all of the levels we play.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        1. So why did Lady shoot a rocket at Dante and why did she shoot him when she could die?
        2. How does a motorcycle explosion not hurt Dante but then he has to dodge Lady's rockets?
        3. Just because Vergil is presumed dead doesn't mean he is not the first one to know about what happened with Dante. He was there after all.

  37. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Devil May Cry Issues: 11 total
    -Trish says that Dante lost his brother to evil implying that he died when in fact he did not
    -Why does Dante never use his weird stopping ability ever again?
    -Why does Dante trust Trish after she just attacked him?
    -Dante says that Trish is the first one to know about his "avengeance" when Lady and Vergil already know
    -Why doesn't Dante just jump up to where Trish did?
    -Why doesn't Dante use Rebellion?
    -Dante says that he's sure Mundus killed Vergil when he didn't
    -Dante says that he will kill Mundus but he doesn't, he just seals Mundus in hell
    -How does Dante not recognise Nelo Angelo as Vergil when his face is revealed?
    -Trish is somehow alive after getting zapped by Mundus
    -Dante says "Give my regards to my son, will ya?" but he never has a son

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Trish says that Dante lost his brother to evil implying that he died when in fact he did not
      As far as Dante in concerned he did die, and considering Trish is working for Mundus alongside Vergil it's safe to say she was deliberately obfuscating the fact that he was still alive.
      >Why does Dante never use his weird stopping ability ever again?
      This was clearly a stylistic choice to show his speed and reflexes
      >Why does Dante trust Trish after she just attacked him?
      Because she looks like his mother.
      >Dante says that Trish is the first one to know about his "avengeance" when Lady and Vergil already know
      Can you really fault DMC1 for something DMC3 got wrong?
      >Why doesn't Dante just jump up to where Trish did?
      We don't know the specifics of the arrangement, Trish contracted Dante so it's possible she's just letting him do all the work. Alternatively, since a large portion of the game is spent trying to find a way to get to hell where Mundus is, it's possible they're both searching the castle independently to find it.
      >Why doesn't Dante use Rebellion?
      Once again faulting the game for a problem introduced by its sequels.
      >Dante says that he's sure Mundus killed Vergil when he didn't
      How is this an issue? Dante didn't see Mundus kill Vergil.
      >Dante says that he will kill Mundus but he doesn't, he just seals Mundus in hell
      It's not exactly a plot hole if a character is overzealous of their own abilities.
      >How does Dante not recognise Nelo Angelo as Vergil when his face is revealed?
      As far as DMC1 is concerned Dante and Vergil last saw each other as kids.
      >Trish is somehow alive after getting zapped by Mundus
      Her dark soul was filled with light.
      >Dante says "Give my regards to my son, will ya?" but he never has a son
      This was a joke because the last time a legendary demon sealed Mundus away he got out by the time that demon's son had already been born and was ready to kick his ass back into the seal.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Shit, now I've just got the Trish zap issue, thanks anon

  38. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Devil May Cry 4 Issues: 12 total
    -Why doesn't Nero inform literally anyone about the demons in town?
    -Credo is a big dumb dumb for trying to send more help against Dante
    -Nero doesn't destroy any of the hell gates or kill the big demons (Dumbass)
    -How, where and when did Agnus get the Yamato?
    -How did the Yamato break?
    -How does Nero trust The Order when Agnus just tried to kill him and created the hell gate?
    -Why doesn't Nero just destroy the dice?
    -If Credo is supposed to arrest Nero, why does he try to kill him?
    -Nero doesn't explain that Credo attacked him to Kyrie (Dumbass)
    -Why didn't Nero just snatch then buster Agnus or snatch Kyrie?
    -Credo doesn't try to attack Sanctus more and leaves himself open to be stabbed
    -Why doesn't Nero try to keep Kyrie away from the demons?

  39. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Got the definitive edition on sale and I just finished the Vergil DLC after being done with the main game.
    I'm not sure what was happening plotwise in the DLC. My guess is Vergil was in hell and the only real person he saw there was his mother, maybe. The rest were just illusions. Don't know what the deal was with his hollow self or whatever but I can't say I care enough.
    Plotwise the game was atrocious but the gameplay was decent.
    Also tested some turbo must style mode on Mundus' spawn and that shit makes a world of difference.

  40. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  41. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  42. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Jobbed to DMC3GODS
    Yup yup yup, canonroo.
    >b-but muh Spanish
    DONEAROO. Now return to the catalog, QUICKLY.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Finally, the greatest game of all time

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      DMC4 is better

  43. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >1991 was 54 years ago
    Hold me anons

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