It's finally over................. for real this time

It's finally over................. for real this time

  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    for me is baby rosalina

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      It's... Too based...!
      My legs, I can't...!

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      die pedo

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      rosalina always.

      Holy Cringe FPWP

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    rosalina always.

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    /v/eekend thread when?

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Is that AI art. It looks really strange especially donkey kong...look at his hand

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Nah, his thumb just looks fucked up. It does in game, too.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      mindbroken

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >everything in the image looks like a specific thing
      >dozens of characters none of which are melting together
      >perspective maintained throughout the image
      >pleasing composition
      >"is this AI"
      What?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      No, here's hint from some that actually plays with AI art on fairly regular basis. It struggles with pupils, and this is a very coherent image with constant lighting. you're welcome. Also this picture is at the end credits when you beat the booster cup with trophies in all the races.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        *consistent light.

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    imagine if they kept melee alive this long

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Mario Kart 8 died twice before being revived. So it's worse than you think.

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    The last cup and the one from the previous wave with the bathroom in it are so incredibly forgettable. The tour tracks really wasted slots that could have been better tracks.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      thing is: they put 0 effort in the retro tracks, forgot all about the anti-gravity dynamic, underwater...everything. Original game transformed retro tracks in completely new courses, just look how epic they made Cheese Land, now they just copy and paste

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I blame Tour, most of the tracks had to be accomodated for that piece of shit game and the DLC tracks suffered from it. It's a miracle we got Bowser's Castle 3 the way we did.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Bowser Castle 3 is gorgeous, but about Tour, I don't think that excuses anything since they could have been given all the time to change its tracks for the better, or at least the others included in the booster pass

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            I still would have preferred tour retro tracks to the city tracks. The pack of proper texturing on any of the buildings is such an eyesore.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Honestly I'd rather they straight port courses than "reimagine them" like they utterly mangled N64 Rainbow Road.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        NO FUCKING SUNSET ON SUNSET WILDS

        imagine if they kept melee alive this long

        They were actually going to do that if Sakurai, turned down making Brawl

        [...]

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    So does this mean that the Switch 2 is finally on the horizon?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Yes
      along with Mario Kart 8 Deluxe: Turbo Edition

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Duh. Mario Kart 9 is coming out in 2025. 2024 will be the year of milking the final year of the SWitch for all its worth; Princess Peach Showtime, Splatoon 3 DLC + final season in September, more MK8 bundles (base game + booster course pass), Mario vs Donkey Kong, maybe a few more smaller first parties scattered throughout the year, then later in the year they will drop a presentation for the Switch 2.

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    this just confirms a new console and a third mario kart 8

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Peach cause I was a horny fuck

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    The new courses sucked. Mario Kart Tour is ass.

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >no more content
    Now I throw the game away.
    When's the next game?

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    now we can finally go back to playing double dash

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Mario Kart 8 is like, the only Wii U game I actually regret buying.
    The others I've never minded. But I do genuinely feel kind of ultra cucked by MK8D.

    MK9 didn't happen. And instead they started to re-sell the game I already had. Except now they doubled the game's content. Only that I would have to pay for the expansion pass. But to do so I would have to re-purchase the game. Meaning that to get MK8D with the pass I'd have to effectively buy MK8 twice and then pay extra for the pass.
    And that just doesn't feel worth it to me. I do like Mario Kart but I am not even that big of a fan. It'd be me paying several times the price of Splatoon 3, but for a game I only play roughly one tenth of the time.
    But now my copy of MK8, non-D is just gathering dust.

    Oh well. MK9 soon™ I hope.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Dont worry anon MK9 is gonna be a thing on the next system's life

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      mk8 is in a number of ways better than dx still
      >better boost mechanics, faster times
      >better item balance
      i think mk7 is still best overall just due to items alone
      also i dont like the world tour courses in DX, really weak

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Who's your favorite character?
    Donkey Kong
    Wario
    King Boo
    Petey
    Kamek

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Mario Kart VR is next

    Let's go

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      holy fucking kino

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      SwitchVR

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >switch 2 has vr headset
      >nintendo actually makes VR games worth playing
      >It's easily emulatable on the steam Deckard
      I would finally take the VR pill

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        As long as i het metroid prime 4 in vr (along with the remastered trilogy) i'll be happy

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >switch 2 has vr headset
      >nintendo actually makes VR games worth playing
      >It's easily emulatable on the steam Deckard
      I would finally take the VR pill

      the only way i would get into the vr cuck world is if nintendo pulls an apple and mogs whatever theyre doing with their vision pro, but better, cheaper and with the ip powerhouses, it would be an hilarious meltdown/company wars if they decide to compete with the steve job cucks rather than sony of ms

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    So no one's gonna call this on being AI? Look at yoshis right hand

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Yet again not AI hand models were always fucky.

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    what could possibly be done with Mario Kart 9? Mario kart 8D was peak Mario Kart, full of characters and tracks. What features can be so revolutionary they'd make Mario Kart 8D seem "inferior" to players? Enhanced graphics? That's the bare minimum. Almost all retro tracks have been taken too, the best ones at least and many ruined by the booster pass

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Getting all the characters and costumes wasted on Tour would be a nice start.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >lean more into the Mario series' various games and spin-offs
      >Story Mode in the same style as Diddy Kong Racing and Crash Team Racing
      >Mission Mode from Mario Kart DS
      >Doubles mode/kart type reminiscent to Double Dash
      >greater kart customization
      >good item balance, gameplay nuance, and difficulty
      >almost every character gets a racing suit alt, since sports games have been including spin-off themed outfits lately

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Waluigi is not a Wario character stop fucking lumping him in

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          He is there for Luigi position. The other option is next to Toadette as the created for teammate role.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Go more strange and have SamSpook.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >No Ashley

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          She's DLC.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      imo? Give us options of other forms of racing besides kart racing.
      stuff like air racing, wave racing, anything outside of the box

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        wave race was great too bad it's dead

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Here’s your Mario Kart 9 bro

  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Why is everyone sieg heiling wtf

  19. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Mii!

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Trans

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >using character creators to selfinsert

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      pits

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      What is it about mob characters that makes them so hot?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      God I wanna have a threesum with them

  20. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    If you kept playing this series after picrel you should unironically consider suicide.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Why? I like super mario kart too but I don’t understand why you are being a little homosexual about it. Autism? Personal problems? So many possibilities!

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        the same kid has been a homosexual about super mario kart in all the mk threads lately

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >"The worst Mario Kart's actually the best one!"

      Never change, Ganker.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I like X7!

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Double Dash is when Mario Kart actually started feeling good to play and control, the previous three games are rough and it’s actually bad to do drifting in those games.

      [...]

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        double dash felt really arcade-y something that was a bit lost on the wii one.

  21. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    My man Koops

  22. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I've been using Inkling Girl from the very beginning but I want to try Pauline now, and from what I see she has the same stats as Rosalina.

  23. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    0/10 no wario colosseum

  24. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    So now that it's over anyone else still disappointed with the roster? They really could have done better. Oh well hoping the next game adds more of the characters people want like King K Rool and Dixie Kong. And better single player modes because Diddy Kong Racing is better than Mario Kart.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      They are never going to add King K Rool. Stop trying to add Non Mario characters.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        The next game is bound to have more Non Mario characters and guest characters from other companies like Sonic and Crash Bandicoot who also have their own spin off racing series.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          why stop there
          just make it super smash kart

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            The Mario Kart title and branding sells more than Smash so it's smarter to continue with Mario Kart while internally including special guest characters. That's how Pac Man got into Mario Kart.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              >Character that is only in the Namco-produced arcade games that Nintendo doesn't consider canon

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        K Rool is more of a Mario character than Link, Villager and Inkling and is more fitting as an inclusion
        I would rather have more DKC, Wario and Yoshi characters than crossover slop

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          You can't stop the crossover slop.

  25. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    My main man, King Boo.

  26. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    i'm a yoshi tryhard

  27. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I really like Kamek and I think he looks like a little cake or something when you see him in the kart. That's all I have to say. Thank you.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      It took more than 20 years, but grandpa turtle got a driver's license

  28. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    neat, now nintendo can resell the game as a complete pack and whenever switch 2 comes out, resell the game as a complete pack.
    and nintendo fans will eat that shit twice.

  29. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    MARIO KART 9 PLEASE BE MORE INTERESTING

  30. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    friendly reminder the best Mario Kart course is Neo Bowser City

  31. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    This picture confirms Dry Bowser and Peachette are their own unique characters now because none of the other variants are there.

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