its fun

its fun

  1. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    character design is too ugly

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      speak for yourself

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        he kinda did

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Damn I didn't know Hitler had a brother, Green Hitler

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        you looks like you have moss growing in your hair, anon

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          it's israeli blood. he uses it as hair gel.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        he looks like he molests kids

  2. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >combat
    Pass.

  3. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I should go back and finish My Time at Portia. Got burnt out on the game and dropped it but it's not a bad game. Just had enough of it for the moment was all.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I sunk so much fucking time into that game. I have no idea how far away I was from the ending.

      >can have all the love interests wear bikinis
      Somewhat based, at least

      >developed by the Chinese
      Checks out

  4. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Its a fun 60-80 hour story game but the devs decisions on post story content is absurdly questionable
    >lets fill this town with generic NPCs and custom NPCs with no unique dialogue and no friendship or quests
    I cant even play the game post story, I cant bring myself to because half the town are copy paste nonsense with zero depth.

  5. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Hes a based black man, not a nagger.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      coach started dieting?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      No such thing. a monkey wearing a suit is still a monkey in the end.

  6. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Thanks for the review op.
    Is it 'Portia but better"? Because I hope it's Portia but better. I liked Portia, but lost all motivation as soon as I married - turns out I didn't care about the fate of the town, just the wife.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I never played Portia. I'm having a great time so far. Stort is good and I feel like I gotta plan each day a little bit. Every character is good and has unique interactions. It's funny that you have to unlock actual farming through a quest line, and it's expensive because water is scarce. Instead you mostly go out into the desert to harvest junk piles, tumble the junk, then sort it out for useful things.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yes, Portia but better imo

      How buggy is it?

      Haven’t personally come across any bugs. The game seems to struggle loading in assets especially after a save (easy to notice if you save during an event) but it all eventually pops in and seems to work

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      it is literally portia but better in every single way, except the setting. desert and prairie ar just not comfy. hope the third game will take place in a mountainous region

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        If I had to guess, the next game will take place in an arctic/frozen setting. I don't know how they'll gate progress to the cold the same way they gated progress with the heat in this one. Maybe "fire stones" or something to keep your machines from freezing over.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          you will work in the coalmines

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          i think so too. that's hy i think mountains would work great. if the war breaks out it would make sense for you to play as regugees who just decide to fuck off from all the fighting and set up their own town in the mountains with blackjack and hookers where it would be hard to find. It would also allow to incorporate town building mechanic to a greater extent

  7. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    my brown girls, considering Grace too

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Already 10x times better than Rune Factory 5

      this bitch is all my fetishes into one but her personality sucks

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      her tiddies are pretty ginormous too ingame
      kinda bummer about her voice doe

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Used goods. Divorced with a kid that lives with her mom.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        still going Awooga looking at her
        kid comes to live with the mom later

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        still going Awooga looking at her
        kid comes to live with the mom later

        You guys serious? We’re talking about her manchild little brother right? I’m not surprised though if you are.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      catori is shit personality-wise though. but definitely one of the better characters design-wise

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        What makes her personality shit?

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Abandoned her kid. Obsessed with terrible get rich schemes.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            obssessed with get rich fast schemes, but lacks business acumen to achieve anything. Abandoned her child. Pretty pathetic overall

            Yeah but she got the best body, 2nd is Grace

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          obssessed with get rich fast schemes, but lacks business acumen to achieve anything. Abandoned her child. Pretty pathetic overall

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Does her kid every actually show up and you have to be the step dad?

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              If you pursue a relationship with her yes.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Sauceman

      >my brown girls, considering Grace too
      Based choice

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      lainey face

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      you tell me

      pic related happens after mandatory story event

      Jas!

      >can have all the love interests wear bikinis
      Somewhat based, at least

      What went right?

      I didn't know Big Heads was the default mode

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        it was even worse in Portia
        in Sandrock it doesn't look as comical

  8. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    my time at sandKUCK

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Literally what I read

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >My Time At SandKuck

      Sandkuck

      You can't rely on anybody these days, you gotta do everything yourself, don't we?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        KINO

  9. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    sandcuck?

  10. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How buggy is it?

  11. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why are people talking about this game now? Didn't it come out like four years ago?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They had a big update the other day

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      different game, same universe and it came out of EA last week

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This is the sequel that's in EA, but the real question is why are people talking about this when the devs are confirmed rice israelites who haven't been paying any of their voice actors or any 3rd party devs.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It came out of EA a few days ago.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >haven't been paying any of their voice actors
        based. buying three copies of all their games now

  12. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >nagger
    Keep it

  13. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >My Time At SandKuck

  14. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Sandkuck

  15. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    My thoughts exactly

  16. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    [...]
    My thoughts exactly

    snowflakes

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      nagger

  17. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >can't chop down "trees"
    lame

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Just chop the ball cacti until you get the next tier axe that allows you to chop down dead trees.
      Alternatively you can buy your wood, but I've never done that myself.

  18. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    looks like mobile slop

  19. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I remember hating Portia for time limits and how fast day pass, couldn't do anything. It is better now or still the same rush-rush-rush?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      you can turn down how fast time passes now.
      Time limits are still a thing, but its more manageable

  20. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I still can' get over the fact that in the first game, you can romance a MILF or a DAD, as a kid.

    More like, I can't get over the fact it went unnoticed.

  21. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    But Mi-an is asian?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      tfw can't date Dan-Bi

  22. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    based asia

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You can easily make a collage of Asia doing the exact opposite.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >t. poojeet

  23. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'll consider trying it if they replaced the horrid voice acting from Portia with simlish.

  24. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >western
    Stop being this fucking dishonest, mutt. It only appeals to muttmericans

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous
      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >its all white women
        It really is over. Thank god AI companionship is getting better.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Why are women so retarded?

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >its all white women
          It really is over. Thank god AI companionship is getting better.

          Women are way more likely to be morally leftist. They believe in the whole "you can be whatever you want to be", "everyone is equal", "the savage is noble", "people are totally fungible" bullshit as a basis in their personal philosophy. There has been a distinct dereliction of duty of fathers passing down good morals like "life in a state of nature is nasty, brutish, and short", "innocence is the greatest virtue", and "cheaters never prosper".

          Those axioms represent the greatest divide between left and right. It's not merely politics, but philosophy, and women are inherently coddled and taught weaker egalitarian philosophy rather than stoic or conservative philosophy. How many siblings have you seen where the brother has to work after school to save up and buy a car while the sister is gifted a car for her birthday? Women are protected by their fathers from the cruelties of the world while men are tossed in. This is why men, on average, develop a more conservative and moderate philosophy while women are far more egalitarian.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Stop being this fucking dishonest
      >It only appeals to muttmericans
      This is how every joke on Ganker should be: subtle, succinct, and satirizing, because you just KNOW there are thousands of thirdie retards here who honestly believe shit like this. But this smart anon knows it’s just comedy, right?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >joke
        I hope you have a nice day soon, mutt

  25. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >can't talk about video games on Ganker because people are bothered by a black character in a ficitional setting
    man

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >can't say nagger because he's a reddit migrant
      man

  26. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I was looking at this game to play with my girlfriend, then it turns out the co-op is bullshit and isn't the main game, it is just some co-op sandbox mode with no story or anything. Not sure if the reviewers are retarded or what but that is fucking lame.

  27. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >everyone hates the factory feature implementation
    >I love it, because I only use it for recycling
    feels good man

  28. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Enough talk about naggers, obviously Emily was the best girl in the first game but who is it in this one?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      you tell me

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Nia, obviously
        She looks the youngest and is blonde

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          she is your childhood friend
          Elsie is actually the youngest, but has a drastic style change later

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Elsie looks like a boy. And she mistook me for her old man during the sandfishing tutorial

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              pic related happens after mandatory story event

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Ehh.. she gets a pass

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >can have all the love interests wear bikinis
                Somewhat based, at least

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Is she the only one that gets a huge change?

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                model wise? I guess

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >childhood friend
        >platinium blond hair
        Nia and it's not even close

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Jas!

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >jasmine
          Heh

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Jas bros! We're back.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >jas
          >mine

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          it keeps happening

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          jasmine is so much better than jas it's not even funny. too bad the game won't have as robust a modding scene as sdv

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >jasmine is so much better than jas it's not even funny
            They're practically identical, they've got the same personality.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              jas has no personality

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                She has "little girl" personality. Same as jasmine.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                no

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I will fight you over this

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                jasmine has a peronality by virtue of having gorillion more scenes and lines of dialogue. And no, your pedo fanfiction mod does not count

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                quantity does not mean personality, they both basically act the same
                >your pedo fanfiction mod
                Oh come on you were literally just talking about how sad it was sandrock won't have mods in the context of modding her, which would only really mean one thing

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >quantity does not mean personality, they both basically act the same
                try playing the game next time

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                jasmine is a genki girl. jas is an amorphous blob

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >quantity does not mean personality, they both basically act the same
                try playing the game next time

                Jas opens up and becomes more outgoing the closer you get to her. The only difference is she acts more distanced at the start. They're both basic little girl archetypes

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Jas opens up and becomes more outgoing the closer you get to her
                and still remains an amorphous blob with no personality in sight

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I need you to answer sincerely because it will decide if i'm buying this game or not
        Can i knock up Amirah?

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          You can have two kids, so - yes

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            consider me signed on

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah they even grow up now now

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >pink hair
            Can you kill this and make another one?

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              No, it depends on your character and your partner

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        My analysis

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Burgess
          >ok
          Lol, are you a christcuck or something?

          is Fang a dude?

          >Fang
          >Dude
          Yes. And he has a bird speak for him since he's "mute"

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Grace ingame model looks much better than the portrait tbh

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            das true

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >cleavage
              *ahem*
              SEXOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        is Fang a dude?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Pen the sociopath terrorist and murderer is still a love interest with a hundred+ girls he strung along according to his backstory? I kind of assumed he would be out.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Yea, not sure how that post content will play out.
          also from my reading so far, all women who play this game and all homos are going either for Fang or Logan

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I mean of the decent guys, I’d say Fang or Logan are basically it. Maybe Justice too. The rest are basically just yeah? Miguel is another questionable why is this old 50+ year old a dateable option for a max early 20s character.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >Miguel is another questionable why is this old 50+ year old a dateable option for a max early 20s character.
              for girls with daddy issues who wrote professor snape smut in college

              Pen the sociopath terrorist and murderer is still a love interest with a hundred+ girls he strung along according to his backstory? I kind of assumed he would be out.

              chinks know their target audience. 99% of players for this game are gonna be women, and women love himbos and psychopaths

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Pen can be befriended and romanced but will always refuse a marriage proposal.
          interdasting

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Which bachelorette is actually a virgin? Seems like they're all used goods because Western values

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Only Catori is canonically not a virgin (divorced with a kid that appears later on in her story).

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          amirah, mian and nia probably. the rest are unlikely to be.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Amirah: Alright but going for her means you get Arvio as a brother in law.
        Arvio: Idiot Manchild
        Burgess: Naive guy that just follows what he’s told
        Catori: Has a kid, obsessed with get rich schemes
        Elsie: Wants to be an adventurer, doesn’t have a brain in her head
        Ernest: Woe is me, my life is so hard but I’m rich and famous
        Fang: Actually decent but mute
        Grace: Actually a secret agent, still a failed waitress though
        Heidi: Best Architect ever, no really, trust us
        Jane: Fucking who?
        Justice: Incompetent cop
        Logan: Decent guy but you can’t even talk to the guy until pretty much end of the game
        Mi-an: Alright but has massive inferiority complex because she’s compared to you
        Miguel: 50+ year old pastor who is a nihilist
        Nia: Childhood friend that goes to college far away, totally not cheating on you or anything
        Owen: Definitely gay and bad at hiding it
        Pablo: Gay and not even trying to hide it
        Pen: Sociopath and Murderer
        Qi: Autist Scientist also gay, has a thing for giant pilotable robots though
        Unsuur: Autist and idiot, one of the quests with him involves helping him sort his rock collection, unless you choose the dialogue options to escape
        Venti: Fucking who?

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Arvio: Idiot Manchild
          i thought it was impossible to make a merchant character more slimy and hateable than pierre but here we are

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Unsuur literally hides in a closet during one of his sidequests
          I really hate gays for all the degeneracy that otherwise soulful games like this ~~*need*~~ to have now

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Unsuur is one of the funniest character in the game though.
            After Cooper that is.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              based and factially correct. love those two dudes

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              True, but he’s definitely not anything close to what one should consider a valid dating option.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >rock autist
                >not a valid date option
                If I were an homosexual and played as a girl, he would definitely be my top marriage candidate.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Emily was the best girl in the first game
      You mean Ginger.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I liked Alice, but it really bugged me that she abandoned her little brother if you married her.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        the power of Cock

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Enough talk about naggers, obviously Emily was the best girl in the first game but who is it in this one?
      I think it's spelled "Ginger" actually

  29. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Post screenshots. I want to see the game. Do you build your own house?

  30. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I really liked portia. It sucked so much hitting the build limit I lost a lot of interest. Still bought it twice because it was cheap and I like what it did. Super comfy game.
    Just bought this one and I'm waiting to jump this afternoon.
    Is there a build limit on xbox x?

  31. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Do they just kill the best girl again?

  32. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >still has all the same character archtypes and even appearances from planet explorers and portia
    They really are one-note huh.

  33. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Isn't this game developed by a chinese studio?

  34. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I forgot this came out of EA. I loved Portia, it scratched an itch that no other building/crafting game has. Despite obviously the chinkshit knockoff, I enjoyed it more than Rune Factory.

  35. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Both games have been on my backlog a while, can I have a qrd of the girls in 1?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Some of them are way more fleshed out than others. I think only three of them have actual quests tied to their romance. The sexy nurse won't marry you until you build a second town, the girl who runs the farm takes like three in-game years to marry, and the girl with lupus will die if you don't marry her.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I remember there being a way to save Ginger without marrying her. I married Emily (best girl) but Ginger didn't die

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          they patched in a way to save Ginger since so many people bitched about it. Originally they refused to change it so instead they made it so you have to do a quest every single month to get her treatment and if you miss it she dies.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I bought the DLC just to give Emily the milkmaid outfit. No regrets.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Originally she’d die even if you got married. The devs are cowards for taking that out.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        They eventually went back and added more romance quests. I think the black scientist lady is the only one left without her own quest. There are still clear developer favourites like Mint and the sick girl though.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >like Mint
          you mean Gust, the sick girls' brother?

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Did they ever add a quest for the teacher?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Half of the chicks and most of the dudes in the first game don't even have any relationship event unique to them.

  36. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >The game encourages you to cheat on your gf to get relationship bonuses
    What did Pathea mean by this

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      it only counts as cheating, when you change the relationship from good friend /bff to "girlfriend".
      you can technically date ALL girls at the same time

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The first game locked some relationship perks behind lover status so you had to cheat on everyone to get them, doesn't seem to be the case in Sandrock tho

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Really? I don't remember that. I know the game locked perks behind relationship stars/hearts, but you could still fill up the relationship meter to max without romancing them.

  37. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How is it on Switch? Portia fucking sucked on Switch. Loading times were awful and it crashed every 30 minutes.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      better than portia but still garbage

  38. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >Westerners

    [...]
    >western
    Stop being this fucking dishonest, mutt. It only appeals to muttmericans

  39. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >mfw I was the reason they added a word filter to the name field when starting a new game because I made a fuck naggers version of this

  40. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What went right?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >draw a boy
      >add rouge
      >add tits
      >is now a girl
      huh
      True dicky is cuter than young Elsie, so I have no idea

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Left is better

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I like left better. Reminds me of Nami from AWL.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Leaves for a month for adventure
      >Comes back 5+ years older with stories about hanging out with older adventurer guys

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        hey, she only rode the cock carousel for a month. that's way less than most women

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >sexual activity induces puberty

        checks out.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Left is better for tomboy look and exposed belly button. Belly button always wins.

  41. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    no its not, stupid chinks also made so many things outta place and cringe.

    Just like korean asiatics they can't do anything right

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They might as well be on a different planet as far removed as they are from the cultures they're trying to emulate in things like this

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Black's name is literally "Justice".

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          isn't it a nickname he gave himself? I think his real name is maurice

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            It's still ironic and humorous.

  42. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    and the reason all the characters look ugly and retarded is because the creator is a retarded chink woman and the simp slaves just try to fix the shitty chink drawings without upsetting the dumb cunt.

  43. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    True, but in this instance it seems you can largely sidestep the Black folks if you want to in this game. If you can go out of your way to demean them, then that'd be even cooler.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >you can largely sidestep the Black folks if you want to in this game
      justice, the cover Black can't really be sidestepped, neither can heidi since they are involved in several main quests being the town's sheriff and engineer/architect respectedly. vivi and hugo can though. No, you can not bully them

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        RIP. Guess I'll pass then.

        ignoring a problem doesnt make it go away.

        Sometimes it actually does. Like, if white Western countries just ignored sub-Saharan Africa...

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      ignoring a problem doesnt make it go away.

  44. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Back to r*ddit, shill. Do your fucking job, jannies.

  45. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Multiplayer is just sandbox bullshit and not the campaign

  46. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I liked portia but i will never forget them for this, this is how Nora looked in the beta before they fully changed her model. We could have a nice looking big titty nun girl but nah, worse part the game is not much moddable so cant add that back.

  47. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Sandrock thread on Ganker
    Game is definitely better than Portia. Combat is still floaty though.
    Elsie and Amira are best girls.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Elsie and Amira are best girls.
      you mean Grace and Amirah, right?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Grace might have nice tits, but she's a glowie.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          you can fuck that out of her though right?

  48. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    For western audiences

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That's nice, rabbi.

  49. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The Portia/Sandrock games are shit.

    t. put 1.9 hours into Portia before refunding it

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Pretty much the same. I want to like them but something about them is just so utterly soulless. Feels like a unity game in all the wrong ways.

  50. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Why wouldn't there be melamine enriched people in the desert?

  51. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    /v/bros…

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      the nigga fucks them doesn't he?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >them
        one of 'them' is you the player, but no, he doesn't.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          why not?

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            because it's a family friendly game, not one of your blacked videos

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >because it's a family friendly game
              So was Rune Factory 2 and your rivals went after the girls you didn't pick.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                everyone is autistic in this game. some more than others

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >because it's a family friendly game
            So was Rune Factory 2 and your rivals went after the girls you didn't pick.

            two of the romance options married each other in Portia and had a kid so maybe he does later in the game or will in an update

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The nagger is one of the dumbest character in the game and fucks literally no one, except maybe the player if you romance him.

  52. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    I'd be fine with blacks in my media if it was like your pic

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >He likes Niggatoro

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Holy shit mah dik

  53. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    So... the insulated bag Grace asked me to make wasn't for carrying food to the poor families at all, was it? It was to carry food for logan's gang, right?

  54. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why play this shit when the real GOAT SDV-like is available?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous
    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >any farming sim thread
      >cifag appears to disrupt the discussion with his bait
      every goddamn time

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I don't think there is a single person on Ganker who unironically likes Coral Island. I'm 99.9% sure that it's just people trying to get a rise out of others.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I do

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Show me any other HM clone that actually has revealing outfits for the romances, including having even crotch out in the open, including for women

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            It would be fine if they weren't all hideous

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              I can see both men and women in the roster, including white ones, that fit pretty much into the epitome of beauty standards like Alice & Scott, or even the kpop bait homo
              If anything it's still the HM clone with most sexualized characters.
              I suppose a lot of fags here loathe brown/non whites, despite the fact the game literally takes place in notIndonesia, and these brown characters are still vastly more sexualized than most western games

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                have you played the game, anon? It's soulless. the writing is soulless. i don't have a problem with brownies and naggers inhabiting the not-indonesian tropical island. I do however have a problem with everything feeling artifical and every character being the same super-friendly stepford smiler with crazy "i'm gonna follow you home and murder you with an axe" eyes

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I have played some of the early access, and it feels most of the complaints are just mindbroken people over non white characters despite the fact once again, it's the most sexualized non whites ever out of any other HM game.
                Or complaints about the Disney artstyle when it's extremely palatable to anyone outside of Ganker, as in the actual audience of the game

                >I do however have a problem with everything feeling artifical and every character being the same super-friendly stepford smiler
                I don't get it.
                Literally every farm game has the same style of characters who are mostly friendly to the player with some exceptions, and you do have them in the game as well like Jin, Mark, Semeru.
                And I do enjoy the extra mile they're going with seasonal outfits by default and also festival exclusive ones for most characters, even some randoms have swimsuits.
                As far as features it seems on the norm of the newer SD clones, with the addition of underwater but it seems underwater farming is only going to be added later.
                Still vastly better than nu Story of Seasons as far as features, but then again that is the case for most SD clones what with how Marvellous has fallen.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Literally every farm game has the same style of characters who are mostly friendly to the player with some exceptions
                People shit themselves all the time over the characters in Stardew being cunts, and that's because it's true. Most of them do start out as cunts.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Disney artstyle
                nta but that is NOT disney artstyle. not even nu disney. That is the kind of soulless art you see from vapid artists on twitter, or in employee profiles on websites for quirky alt businesses.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >most of the complaints are just mindbroken people over non white characters
                that's a very convenient way to handwave all criticism about the game while giving no counter-argument. not even gonna bother reading the rest of your post

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Except literally all comments here besides one and in most other Ganker threads are about the game having non whites, so by all means, go on.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >see a neat looking farming game
      >look inside
      >get this
      >lose interest right away

      I hate how diverse just means ugly now

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Stardew Valley at home

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Play Stardew Valley
        >Steam recommends the most ATROCIOUS games to you

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Sun Haven is pretty good

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            But Moonstone Island is abominable

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            It’s buggy and unfinished and the devs are israelites selling random clothing and mounts dlc for more than the game costs. Also no gender choice for character.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >No Denuvo
              >Buying
              You stupid nagger, it's your fault. I'm consooming it FREE. I don't give a fuck

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                When did I say I bought it, learn to read anon.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >open character creation
            >has option for DEMON WINGS (cosmetible)
            Nah this shits gay as hell and I haven't even started playing it

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              This guy really buys games without even looking at the store page.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Buy?

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              The best girl is a demon too

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >play garbage
          >offered garbage
          Wow.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            You'll get a new good game one day, HM/RF bro.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Diverses are ugly

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >bunch of nuDisney rejects
      yeah that's a pass

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      why do they all look so uncanny valley?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Is this the game where one of the bachelorettes have prominent stretch marks on her in-game model.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yes. And one of the bachelorettes is a tranny.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          which one?

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous
            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              ah, i knew there was something odd about her. makes sense now

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Him

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              what, is there any indication of that, or is that solely based on art, hair and chin

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                nta but her full body portrait looks weird compared to other females. so i don't know if that anon is bullshitting or what, but at least he's not basing that bullshit on nothing

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        That's Suki, if I remember correctly.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        yes

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Tumblr art

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        that's not tumblr art, that's twitter art.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Post them stretch marks

  55. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    yanks threw a temper tantrum over the lack of in portia

  56. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    I would like it more if it had cute black girls that acted normal and not like the typical loud and obnoxious black women. Also diverse = big black guy most of the time only.

  57. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i-is that a nagger

  58. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How old are you?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      31 and I own a computer.

  59. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why is the artstyle so bad? How can I be expected to play this when the art is so atrocious?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      halle berry lookin ass

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Pastel colors, loose shading, no real form, proportions are on the gross gray area of caricature-based realism and some sort of chibi-esqe attempt you'd see on tumblr years ago. Aforementioned pastel coloring, 'tumblr' clown noses, faux-anime eyes but are fully connected (because we in the west just do) and anatomy that doesn't know if it's chibi, a saturday morning cartoon and the two are very stark in appearance.

      So you end up with washed out, not whacky, stiff, in the middle potato nosed caricatures of what could be cute, realistic or even uniquely stylistic. Anime has so many variations aside from surface level conventions, but I feel those surface level conventions are what people (execs) think will sell in a mostly post-toonami pro-anime western society.

      It's self evident in shows that pay homage(any CN show made after 2011), reference or apes anime-like styles (Castlevania, Voltron, pretty much any 2D Netflix wank) and in games made today that the people who grew up being fringe weebs and obsessed over what they like are now conflated with cringe weebs (secondaries) out in the open with no restraint or nuance.

      tl;dr joos

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >wojak
        >reddit spacing
        Yeah, that's gonna be a hide post from me.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          the wojaks got punched and I indent for points because naggers on this board hate reading.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      this but fae farm

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        That's hilarious AND hideous

  60. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >pick this game up on a whim
    >suddenly, see a thread
    I'm such a fucking trendsetter.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >anon buys a freshly released game
      >freshly released game gets a thread on Ganker
      wow!

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The game had been in EA for at least a year and this is the first time I've seen it mentioned here. You are my follower.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          is that an autism cap?

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            yes

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          maybe because it got out of EA this week? They had a banner in Steam front page and all

  61. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Rune Factory 5 is the worst out of all the RFs gameplay-wise and has the jankiest social interactions, but I'd still pick it over those weird shit.
    Characters and design matters (also Hina is made for impregnating mating press)

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Gay Marriage Factory 5
      Ruined by localization

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Better than outright troons in OPs and other western farming sims, but still bad yea

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          SDV is still better

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          There aren’t any trans in Sandrock. LGB yes, no T.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >LGB
            everyone is playersexual

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >outright troons in OPs
          Which on in op's pic is the troon?

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            none of them. anon is retarded

  62. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  63. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    thought the title said my time at sanddick

  64. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >everyone treats and speaks of elise like she's a child
    >you can romance her
    I regret not making a male character.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      She's gets an upgrade. And by that I mean bigger tits.

  65. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Such riveting gameplay

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You still got stamina. Use it instead of waiting in front of the furnace, retard.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Evening
      >Still full stamina
      Shiggy diggy my nagger

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >full stamina
      >literally wasted the entire day sitting in front of a furnace watching bars smelt instead of multitasking and going out to mine, fish, or anything else really
      >blames the devs
      Holy fuck you're retarded.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        someone tell me where to farm shellipeads or scorpions. you need at minimum 50 bait to catch a king (and the fucking perk)

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          the bend. also in valley of wispers but they're super rare. scorpions are in the desert

  66. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Bro, you collection?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >no gust, logan or fang who are the most popular characters with femoids
      what are they thinking?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Only males buy notFunko Pops.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          no male is gonna buy owen or, god forbid, arvio

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I would have sex with arvio and his sister at the same time.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >males

  67. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What discussion was going on in this thread to warrant so many deleted posts?

  68. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    nagger on the cover = no buy

  69. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Something tells me this game wasn't made by westerners.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They're not going to appeal to anyone.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Isn't it made by Koreans?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        its chinese

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Pathea is chink

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      axewound sisters... i am literally about to kill myself... fall back to discord, we need to discuss our course of action

  70. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    do children grow

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      they have baby, toddler and child stages but they don't grow into teens

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >even the goat looks pozzed in this artstyle
      kek

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >AAH POZZED
        Get help you mentally ill polnagger

  71. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Any sex mods?

  72. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >tranny jannies actually deleted it
    this site is so fucking dead

  73. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    yjk

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That's a horse, not a dog

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >he is unaware

  74. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How much improvement over the first one?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      infinite. not just quality of life features, but also content, writing, characters, visuals. Also it has an actual overarching storyline now

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Seems to be a lot less experimental. Combat is better, but still not that good either. Graphics and artstyle are a definite improvement over the first one. Kids actually grow up to a certain point instead of just remaining babies. Building stuff require water for cooling now, which is mostly an issue during the not winter seasons. The game drowns you in fuel items, you won't be hunting down wood to power your machines anytime soon.
      Character writing is surprisingly great. Don't know if I should praise the localization team or the original chink team.

  75. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >childhood friend from your original town
    >communicates through letters
    >visits the town for a couple days then leaves

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      There it fucking is, the obligatory anime reference character.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      she moves to the town later on and you can marry her

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I am seriously considering restarting the game as a male character now...

  76. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I bought this game like 2 years ago and never played it. So all the characters are done now? And multiplayer works?
    I guess I should reinstall

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      As far as I know they gimped multiplayer because they couldn’t get some features to work outside of single player.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        gimped how? Isn't it just 2 players in the same world working towards the same goals?

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          nta but all I know of multiplayer is they removed the story they had planned.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            you mean there was a planned coop story that was separate and now both players just help the host do the story? Or that the story is completely disabled while in MP
            sorry for gay questions I'm just trying to decide if I should convince a friend to play with me

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              It's disabled/barebones, nothing to do with the singleplayer story or progression.
              Multiplayer is just a sandbox.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                they tried to add a MP coop story but couldn't make it work. now its just you and your friends reaching milestones and watch the city grow

                thanks boys

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              they tried to add a MP coop story but couldn't make it work. now its just you and your friends reaching milestones and watch the city grow

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Nope. The multiplayer takes place in the “past” of single player and thus has an extremely barebones story.

  77. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I cant decide between my yellow fever or childhood friend.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >yellow fever
      Who?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        probably mian, but she doesn't really look asian. the only asian character is danbi, but she's already married

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I just assumed she is Korean or Chinese

  78. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    is there any kind of time limiting factors in this game or will it scratch the Stardew itch in 3D

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >time limiting factors
      no. story quests don't have time limit

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      your commissions are timed when you take them like jobs in stardew but otherwise no
      I haven't fixed a water supply issue in months

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >I haven't fixed a water supply issue in months

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          This cunt is the reason I always take Bloody Mess regardless of what I play.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            He was right, though.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      not sure what you mean by time limiting?
      most of the money you make in the game is from commissions to make items for villagers. the daily commissions all have a time limit of a few days mimimum and some sidequests have time limits
      the story quests aren't limited though
      game is set up around building things rather than farming but i like how much the town changes throughout the game as you build new things and make improvements

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Do the commissions pay well in this game or is it like Portia where you are forced into fishing autism to get decent money?

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Most of my money was from commissions last time I played.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          They are the main source of money.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          if you do commissions regularly, you will never run out of money unless you try to get the yard to max size, that shit costs a lot

          Does her kid every actually show up and you have to be the step dad?

          yes

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          yes extremely well
          there is even a quality system for most items and later in the game you can improve items to get even more money for the commissions
          there's still a certain amount of autism that games like this will trigger, compelling you to run like a madman trying to be efficient but I find it's nowhere near as bad as modern weeb HM/RF games or SDV

  79. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >tomboy that becomes sexier over time
    >childhood friend that sends you letters from another town
    >single mom that abandoned her kid

    What other gimmicks do girls have?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      See

      Amirah: Alright but going for her means you get Arvio as a brother in law.
      Arvio: Idiot Manchild
      Burgess: Naive guy that just follows what he’s told
      Catori: Has a kid, obsessed with get rich schemes
      Elsie: Wants to be an adventurer, doesn’t have a brain in her head
      Ernest: Woe is me, my life is so hard but I’m rich and famous
      Fang: Actually decent but mute
      Grace: Actually a secret agent, still a failed waitress though
      Heidi: Best Architect ever, no really, trust us
      Jane: Fucking who?
      Justice: Incompetent cop
      Logan: Decent guy but you can’t even talk to the guy until pretty much end of the game
      Mi-an: Alright but has massive inferiority complex because she’s compared to you
      Miguel: 50+ year old pastor who is a nihilist
      Nia: Childhood friend that goes to college far away, totally not cheating on you or anything
      Owen: Definitely gay and bad at hiding it
      Pablo: Gay and not even trying to hide it
      Pen: Sociopath and Murderer
      Qi: Autist Scientist also gay, has a thing for giant pilotable robots though
      Unsuur: Autist and idiot, one of the quests with him involves helping him sort his rock collection, unless you choose the dialogue options to escape
      Venti: Fucking who?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >a literal glowie
      >shizoid hobo
      >stronk independant woman
      >serious and bookish beauty dogged by silly boys
      >energetic but insecure competitor

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        you tried so hard to fit them into buzzwords I can't even figure out who you're talking about

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Not him but it's pretty easy to know.
          Grace
          Venti
          Heidi
          Amirah
          Mi-An

  80. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Game is unfortunately way too brown. Regretting that I bought it 2bh.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      it's literally called sandrock

  81. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >oh... I kinda liked it!
      She's the kind of mother that will demand you fuck her on her kid's bed

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >special other

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        What else do you want her to say? Telling her son this is the man that blows her ass out every night wouldn't really be appropriate for a child.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Can you make a new kid with her?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        they don't use any gendered language to refer to the player so they don't have to record seperate voice lines

  82. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i agree. only thing i see as a negative is how much waiting for tomorrow or x number of days the main story has on it. portia's main story didn't progress as slow as this.

  83. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    definitely one of the better logistics, time and life management games out there. it's so comfy and has that 'just one more' day tendency to play for extended play sessions. i'm neglecting my real life playing this shit

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >it's so comfy
      deserts and prairies are the opposite of comfy

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        deserts and prairies with country violin and twang is MAXIMUM comfy.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        let me guess you think forests and meadows are. how absolutely unrefined tastes in comfiness

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          no. snowy mountains are the comfiest. don't even need to be snowy tbh

  84. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Are they still updating it after release or are they just done and moving on?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      if portia is anything to go by they're gonna keep updating after release

  85. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    ***THREADLY REMINDER***
    A heterosexual male playing a videogame as a female character is the most cucked way to play a videogame. Think about it rationally.

    A player can design a videogame female (or "waifu") that will cater to his desires and fantasies in every way. He can devote many hundreds of hours further into training her to be strong or intelligent or athletic or wise, he is directly responsible for her health, wealth and success within her world. However, whatever sexual desires the man feels for his "waifu" can never be acted out. At best, he can instruct the videogame avatar and masturbate to her movements and undulations in private. He can never personally bring her pleasure, or her to him. The only entities that can interact with the female are, in fact, other entities within her world. Thus, the cuck is left watching as his waifu gets excited by, is attracted to and ultimately pleasured by fictional video game males who are nevertheless superior to him.

    In many sad cases, the cuck will modify his videogame to enhance the ability of other digital males to use his "waifu" by fucking her in all her holes and generally using said "waifu" to enhance their own ficitional pleasure. The ONLY pleasure that the cuck can experience is associated with the humiliation of knowing that the character he has invested so much time and effort into will look to others to give and receive pleasure.

    It is the ultimate and final cuck for the straight male gamer.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I made a female without knowing the game is also a life sim, now I regret it. I don't want to get married and knocked up, but I also don't want to be gay. I messed up big time bros.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        piss piss

  86. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    coral island troons plz go and stay go. make your own fucking thread

  87. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >name romance option Venti
    >she's not a dragon

  88. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Burg-ASS

  89. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    So many brown enjoyers in this thread. It warms my heart.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The people complaining about the brown had their posts deleted

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >people
        person

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          No, there were multiple of us.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            homosexual lol

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Mild cringe

  90. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    where is mahjong?

  91. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is Sandrock actually worth getting into if you found Portia boring?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      probably not. it's more of the same but better

  92. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Homo stuffing flirty letters in my mail box
    >Catch him in the act
    >Follow him back to his house
    >He wants me to play some gay game of detective with him
    >Just walk out
    >Game lets me
    >QUEST COMPLETE
    I'm glad the game is cool with me just telling NPCs to fuck off sometimes.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      he just wants to be best bros, anon. and maybe hold hands. You never hold hands with your best bros?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Gayboy BTFO

  93. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I really wished they had multiplayer in Portia. At least now I have what I wanted. Sucks about the setting but it's a great overall experience anyway.

  94. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >game has rat princess
    >can't romance her

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous
    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Good. I hate furries more than gays.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous
    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      sorry, mate, she's thirsting after the cowboy man

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      goofy as hell

      they made a mistake making her face forward because her design is clearly made with her facing slightly facing sideways

  95. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Wasn't interested in another Early Access crafting game, but since this is one of the rare ones to get a real release I'm a bit interested. If I really liked the Dragon Quest Builders games, is this worth getting? It looks closer to that than something like Stardew Valley.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's nothing like DQ Builders 2.
      Feel free to pirate the GOG version of My Time at Portia, the previous game in this series, to give you an idea of what kind of game these are.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The gog version stopped receiving updates at some point, I wouldn't pirate that one

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >If I really liked the Dragon Quest Builders games, is this worth getting?
      DQB games are more like polished Minecraft.
      There are no building blocks in Sandrock and you can't really affect the look of your enviroment all willy nilly. You can furnish your home and the yard with stuff.
      Crafting is a mix of instant results and waiting days for materials to be processed. It can take 4 ingame hours for your furnace to process a SINGLE bar of a more advanced metal. Better get multiple furnaces, saws and grinders to expedite your material gains.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I wish we had more games where you can build a village for NPCs, block by block. And the NPCs will actually live there and work there, not just park their asses in one spot of their home and never move.
      Is there even anything similar to DQB in that department?

  96. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I loved Portia, one of my favourite games ever tbh.

  97. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    the first game was an absolute snore fest and I put hundreds of hours in games like Harvest Moon, Stardew Valley and Rune Factory

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