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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I still don't know what the frick they were thinking with Samurott's design.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >2 to 4 legs
      why

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It looks cool = Good design
      Now seethe elsewhere

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        how in the frick does this look cool

        Blastoise looks cool. Feraligatr looks cool. Greninja looks cool. This just looks like an obese old guy trying to waddle around his swords while paralyzed from the waist down.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Marine mammal looks like a marine mammal
          Oh the horror

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Sorry, I thought I was playing Pokemon, not Animals.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              sea lions don't use swords irl

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah, and neither does Samurott because of its moronic design.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Yeah, and neither does Samurott
                then what's it doing here

                I still don't know what the frick they were thinking with Samurott's design.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Not using its swords correctly while waddling on the floor like a moron.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                is it using swords
                yes or no

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                no

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                then what's it holding

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                shells that it's waddling around like a moron

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                they look like swords to me

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                They can't be swords because it isn't using them like swords. They look more like baby rattles.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >They can't be swords because it isn't using them like swords.
                you swallow semen but that doesn't mean it's devoid of sperm

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                This analogy makes no fricking sense. Maybe you should stop projecting your constant thoughts of giving blowjobs.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >This analogy makes no fricking sense.
                it makes perfect sense you dumb stupid idiot

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I didn't know swords could only be used in one specific way.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I didn’t know swords are used by flopping stationary on the floor like a baby.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >flopping
                slashing
                >stationary on the floor
                focused stance, possibly for a counter attack

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >>

                [...]

                stance

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >no argument

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Just an example morono

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >focused stance

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Your OC sucks Raphael homosexual Borg.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              You're by far the worst schizo on this board. You've been BTFO a million time, yet you still drag yourself back here time and time again like a pathetic slimy worm. The invisible hand of the free market (for people's attention) has spoken, and it says Samurott is well designed.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Blastoise looks cool.
          hahahaha
          >Feraligatr looks cool.
          HAHAHAHAHA
          >Greninja looks cool
          in the most exclusively-10yo meaning of the word cool, yeah

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      how in the frick does this look cool

      Blastoise looks cool. Feraligatr looks cool. Greninja looks cool. This just looks like an obese old guy trying to waddle around his swords while paralyzed from the waist down.

      This looks so cool..

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Lmfaooo

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Worst starter
      Gen5 was a mistake

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      moronic and ugly
      Bravo gamefreak

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's pretty moronic design but at least it's not pozzed design like Inteleon and Quaquaval.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This. It doesn't matter that it moves in multiple ways.

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    it's hard to play black/white cuz all you got on beginning is ugly frickers. what im supossed to use?!

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Samurott is a good design.

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Excadrill and Scrafty should be swapped

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Excadrill looks ridiculous people only like it because it’s strong

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >only like it because it’s strong
        Congrats alot of people like pokemon for that reason.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Congrats alot of people like pokemon for that reason.
          Most of those people are pathetic
          I just use Pokemon I like because the game isn't hard, I've used stuff like Meganium and Dunsparce and Aurorus and Crabominable just fine

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    frick you mean sand rush excadrill is a early game mon? jeez this game is fricked six ways from sunday

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I love Mienshao, but almost every Gen 5 trashmon.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      *but almost every Gen 5 trashmon are fricking bad

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i don't think he's going to answer

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    how many threads did that one sinnoh image spawn? jesus, just play the games

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i don't think he's going to answer

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You can tell a kalosperm made this.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      nah I think you're just seething over kalos so hard you constantly have it living rent free in your head

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        projection

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Close. It was edited by one. I made the original.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >original image somehow manages to be the one that reads like cope
        lol

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    how don't you people get tired of posting the shame arguments and having the same discussion on Ganker for so long? do you not have anywhere or no one else to spend time with
    I wonder how many times I have to read "inflatable pool toy" in reference to the gen 5 starter water pokemon before I die.

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Every single pokemon in this chart aside the monkeys and Musharna is unironically better than 90% of anything that came before, especially in terms of strenght. Cope, seethe and dilate.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This. Everyone hated how Johto Pokémon were impossible to find and completely unusable shtimons in GSC and HGSS fixed nothing, hence why Johto was blacklisted by TPC and why the starters are banned from ever getting nice things. Masuda heard all the comments about Johto being Kanto’s tumor so he designed Unova and its dex to avoid that issue by making sure BW had the largest amount of new Pokémon in the franchise and that Unova only has Unovan Pokémon. But no one appreciated Masuda’s magnum opus so he gave up and the franchise went to shit

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This is EXACTLY how i felt

    I had never boxed a starter before in my life but all 3 looked shit. and then the Monkeys are like a slap in the face "Heh you thought the starters were bad lol"

    I did like Stoutland, but nothing else, Sawk, Throh, or the tadpole fricker all look shit

    Then fricking finally you get some cool stuff mainly Krookodile love that guy

    And then all the cool designs are shoved in at the end and lets not talk about the evolution levels

    Looking back I dont know if I like these games

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    whimsicott and lilligant are better than the early routes ones? this is the discord troony right?

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Damn, Yawnie is really wiled up today.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      he's right tho

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Nope.

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    True, the desert location after Castelia city has the best mons and best feels

  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >yawngay samegayging again

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >sagegay seething again

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Seems like I struck a nerve, from your obvious seething and acting schizo about it.

  18. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >stoutland
    >musharna
    >zebstrika
    >ugly
    holy mother of supreme shit taste

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >my mom’s dog
      >nu-drowzee
      >my mom’s zebra
      yes

  19. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >take forever to evolve
    Bro? Your audino grass patches?

  20. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    For the adventure, coil, leech seed and leaf blade are all the moves you need on Serperior.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      yeah bro lets waste 10 turns taking time to kill the NPC’s shitmon when I can just do it in 1 turn with literally any other pokemon

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Not my fault you're moronic anon

  21. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    aint no way you think darmanitan is a good design. he looks just as moronic as the elemental monkeys

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