It's going to flop so fucking bad. Go woke go broke.

It's going to flop so fucking bad. Go woke go broke.

  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What's woke about magical girls?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Women should raise children and stay in the kitchen, not fight with swords.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        This but unironically.
        If she's not gathering berries with a suckling infant on her breast, or barefoot and pregnant in the kitchen, it's literally feminazi propganda designed to make you think that women can be like men. That women aren't weaker, dumber, and generally useless except as onaholes for men and or incubators of men's offspring, or domestic servants of men.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        This tbh. She should have a maid costume, a bunny costume, and a dancer costume, not no male combat professions.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          She has a pink Betty Crocker cooking dress costume

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        This but unironically.
        If she's not gathering berries with a suckling infant on her breast, or barefoot and pregnant in the kitchen, it's literally feminazi propganda designed to make you think that women can be like men. That women aren't weaker, dumber, and generally useless except as onaholes for men and or incubators of men's offspring, or domestic servants of men.

        This tbh. She should have a maid costume, a bunny costume, and a dancer costume, not no male combat professions.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I agree with this sentiment, but Princess Peach Showtime will not be woke.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        What's woke about magical girls?

        It should be a dick sucking simulator

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Wrong

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Right

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I can't wait for the porn, so many lewd hats to be filled with cum.

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I hope her disgusting, plastic-filled lips pop as she's blowing Bowser's cock.

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >blue-eyed, blonde-haired royalty is so superior that she defies the limitations assumed of her sex
    >woke

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Go woke go broke.
    I can't tell if the "woke" concept has just completely broken down, or if this board is just full of false flaggers.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Both

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      both, but in this case it's a false flaggot.

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Boco

    Did her DS game flop?

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >IS THAT A WOMAN WITH A SWORD?! AAAAEEEEIIIII TATE SAMA HELP ME THE WEST HAS FALLEN

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      saucy

      fast

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      sexo

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The game if it was actually ''woke''

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You underestimate tendies

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Peach is so superior to Mario it's not even close

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      ?t=263

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Seething about a game meant for 6 year old girls
    You probably were shitting in diapers whenever the DS one came out, tons of girls played that on their pink DS lites

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    nice meds-thread
    congratulations

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine actually being this bothered by a video game. What's next op gonna take a break from your fourth can of moutain dew to angrily shout about it on stream?

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    nah, it'll do well. it looks fun.

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Cope

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      me on the left

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      me on the right

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Boco

    Seriously, how did the DS game do?

    A pity the whole game isn't a sidescrolling hack and slash. That'd be awesome.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Boco having a non-shit take for once
      The hell is happening today?

      SPP apparently sold about 1.7 million copies. Not bad for a DS spinoff.

  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i want exhibicionist peach going full Hadaka.

  18. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Gonna love seeing chuds malding at Peach saving Mario.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Seriously, if these insane morons actually expect me to be mad at waifubait, they got another thing coming. ... As do I! Hyuk hyuk hyuk!

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      In...the old DS game? Mario isn't even in Showtime.

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