>ITS HAPPENINGS

>SteamDB shows that the DLC depot has changed from QA to QA-Release
>it's in the final phases of testing
>trailer 26 February, release in April

ER Bros.. it's finally coming..

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  1. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    UOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHH MIQUELLA FEET

  2. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    ER is normie garbage.
    Where's Bloodborne?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Bloodborne is more casual than ER at this point tbh

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        In Reddit Ring you don't even have to worry about your stamina and you can cheese everything with magic.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I love cheesing annoying bosses with magic!

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            That's not even a boss, you're extremely overleveled and you're using a DLC item.
            L + Ratio

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              I will cheese Micolash and Fire Giant every time and there is nothing you can do about it!

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >L + Ratio
              go back

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                If you can't take it, then perhaps a subreddit is more your speed.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                thats where you need to go back to

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I'll go back to /r/eldenring where all the other normies who also love this slop agree with me :^)

                >everyone who disagrees with me is a Black person
                3rd grade intelligence

                Noooo! stop calling me out for being a Black person!
                Typical shitskin behaviour.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                have you tried expanding your vocabulary beyond calling everyone a Black person?
                i bet you like to larp as a crusader in dark souls

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >i bet you like to larp as a crusader in dark souls
                How could you tell? DEUS VULT

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                funniest thing is, you're most likely mexican with how obsessed with being white you are.
                also i thought reddit ring was for normies, why do you have memes for it?

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            but micolash is the easiest boss in the game, besides the giant ayyylmao on the orphanage roof

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          You never had to worry about stamina in any Souls game.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          You just described every Souls game that isn't Sekiro.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            so now all you can do is recycle old posts, lmao, you really are running out of programmed responses.
            do bloodborne gays really?

            ok Black person

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              reduced down to two word responses, bot.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        ungrant me eyes

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous
      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >favorite Souls game is Bloodborne
        >has by far the worst fanbase
        I am fricking ashamed of liking this game.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I felt the same way until I gave Lies of P a try.
          I like it just as much as bloodborne tbh

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            don't murder me for this but I thought it had better bosses and even the way you can combine weapons was done better than Bloodborne, the level design and atmosphere wasn't as good tho

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Yeah the level design kinda sucked but I liked the atmosphere. I liked every area except for that fricking swamp.
              I like how you can break boss weapons with enough perfect blocks, too.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              I had more fun playing lies of p
              I could actually do quest without looking up the wiki

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                fromsoftgays will defend needing to look at the wiki as part of the FS experience.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Lies of P had the advantage of learning from the weaker points of Bloodborne so it's not very controversial

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          It's own fault for liking the very thing that is a troony magnet.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >has by far the worst fanbase
          what the frick are you smoking, BB threads are the best around here.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            you may not know this but most people are not on Ganker

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Redditbornesisters our response?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        This is why I chose Dark Souls 2 over shit games like Redditborne when replaying them.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          based. Dark Souls 2 is a christian game.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >gender swap coffin
            >christian game
            ds3 is the Christian game moron

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          based. Dark Souls 2 is a christian game.

          been replaying dark souls 2 and my god the dlc is dogshit for that game. still really like the base game but each dlc is an overlong test of patience with nothing fun

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >the dlc is dogshit for that game
            lol, what? its' the best part of the game. you should have taken a break.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            there's literally nothing wrong with any of the DLCs, they're extremely memorable and fun. you were just burned out.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Read the fricking group name in that image. You aren’t safe either, Demon’s Souls is the only bastion left.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        lmao I want to see the vicar amelia

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          israelitebook groups/darksoulsseathposting/posts/1058056962075538/

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Another win for us DS2chads.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        ???

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Ok Elon I'm ready to go to Mars now, take me

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        lol

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          so i'm supposed to not like bloodborne just because a bunch of homosexuals also like it?

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            That is what she is implying yes, Ganker is not about liking videogames. Ganker is for culture warfare

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            yes. just like New Vegas.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >the last of us even making that far

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I'm surprised we get more anti FNV threads than anti BB ones. Both are shit games but at least NV offers a better game experience.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Last of us btfo'd by OoT
          As it should

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        welp at least now we can call BB fans trannies officially

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      In Reddit Ring you don't even have to worry about your stamina and you can cheese everything with magic.

      That's not even a boss, you're extremely overleveled and you're using a DLC item.
      L + Ratio

      we get it, your entire personality revolves around not liking popular thing.
      have you tried not being an insufferable homosexual?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Le popular thing is Le good
        Have you tried killing yourself you stupid Black person?

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          not an argument.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I don't need to argue with third world shitskins like you.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >everyone who disagrees with me is a Black person
              3rd grade intelligence

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      ER only got as popular as it did because no one else seems to make good vidya anymore, and even normies are low-key sick of having jigaboos and gays shoved down their throat.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        have you tried expanding your vocabulary beyond calling everyone a Black person?
        i bet you like to larp as a crusader in dark souls

        Have you tried being white?

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          have you tried fricking off leave?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You recognise capitalism as the source of the problem but you're still mad at the blacks and the gays. That's weird, man. Or was it part of the israelite hate DLC bundle? I don't know. Just focus, my dude, think straight.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          The effeminate, passive-aggressive tone isn't helping whatever case you're trying to make.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >muh micro-agression
            homosexual moron don't talk to me

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >I am a fragile cuck who’s triggered by femininity and that’s why I hate gays
            Nice man

            lol

            Your life must be incredibly sad

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >capitalism as the source of the problem
          the problem is the people in control of the banks supporting these ESG moves. the banking system is not capitalism btw.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >obamacare forces insurance to cover troons
          >gender clinics go from non existant to being in every state
          >somehow this is capitalisms fault

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Pc port canceled LMAO

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        have you tried fricking off leave?

        Filtered

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          pol is for shitskins and fatasses that think they're apart of the master race. it's nice to have been filtered from that joke board

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            /v/eddit isn't your safespace

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              and pol is your containment board, which your mexican ass should really frick off back to

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                You will never be white.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                neither will you, wetback

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >troonyborne
                lol lmao even

                Go back there Pablo

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                imagine your 1 personality trait being this entwined with troonybourne

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                see

                [...]
                Filtered

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                so now all you can do is recycle old posts, lmao, you really are running out of programmed responses.
                do bloodborne gays really?

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                does your programming have any other insults or did they not give you anything else?

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                see

                >Le popular thing is Le good
                Have you tried killing yourself you stupid Black person?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      into the trash where it belongs

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >troonyborne
      lol lmao even

  3. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I don't care anymore. It will come out when it comes out and I won't think about it until then.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >I don't care anymore. It will come out when it comes out and I won't think about it until then.
      How do you do it? I think about everyday even when I try to sleep

  4. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    My brother talked to me about this theory that they want to release a trailer for the anniversary of the game, then launch the DLC before the end of the fiscal year or straight at the beginning, I don't remember, that starts in April, because the strategy of the parent company of Fromsoftware is to make more and more benefits each year.
    So it's coomin'op.

  5. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >More SteamDB tea leaf readings
    Call me when there's an actual trailer

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      this, lol. SteamDB gets updated all the time. doesn't mean it's coming any time soon.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        SteamDB changes like that usually indicate it's close, like the final phases of testing the stuff. Bandai Namco's youtube channels also added two Elden Ring videos to their ER playlist but it's private so that along with SteamDB must indicate something is coming soon-ish.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          RE4 remake DLC got updated months before release. This is also probably months away. They're not going to drop a trailer and say "you can buy it right now, guys!"

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            timeline between trailer drop and release will be 3 weeks max. probably shorter

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >different company with different patterns means this company wouldn't follow their own established patterns!!!!

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            they have a history of doing exactly what you described lol

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          The best you're gonna get is a reveal trailer this month. They probably finished the development recently and just now starting up the QA phase in earnest.

  6. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Completely given up on the anniversary release, huh?

  7. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    We know the release date though

  8. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    BOY HE COOKING

  9. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    LET THEM COOK!

  10. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Fricking April? I’ll just get a girlfriend frick that

    >yeah just wait another 2 months

    Nope. Bye Elden ring

  11. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    how do dlcs in souls games work if you already beat the game?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You can start the DLCs usually 1/3 through the games. It’s supposed to be around middle to end game level, but if you’re good it’s not that hard.

  12. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    They have taken so fricking long I have gotten a better job, body, and my medical license. I’m also pursuing my dreams

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      legit congrats anon. You got gud and became elden lord irl.

  13. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I can’t wait to have the swamp of death with no ability to ride torrent take up a majority of the map and a boss harder than Melina while going through dream realms like a true chad

    ?si=J9BguBy88fTow1MR

  14. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    They should let us test it 🙂

  15. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    If you don't have a character ready to go that has the Unalloyed Needle and has Malenia, Mohg, and Fire Giant alive (in case there are new options with the burning the Erdtree, optionally could kill him and not burn yet), then are you even ready to tackle the DLC?

  16. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is the bloodhound gang the de facto noob weapon?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That and Moonveil

  17. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    My body is ready.

  18. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >draw a girl
    >call it a boy
    >make an entire expansion around said boy

  19. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I have a suspicion that the DLC will be about two things:

    >the haglitree, which is why Miquella is important
    >And Godwyn, cause he's the only one who still has a presence in the world. He also was meant to be saved by Miquella who was looking to give him a "true death."

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