>it's just Hitman

>it's just Hitman
>....but with hair

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Yes and?

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Bald people need to be fricking annihilated

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      would you say it in his face?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        he's a fricking manlet, so yes

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Bald men are fine as long as they don't drag it out. Only homosexuals need hair, it's a feminine thing.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I like girls bald in the lower regions.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Gayest take on this thread

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >that I had to reply twice
              Is that a Freudian slip I see?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                did you get your mobile phone banned jet?

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              What? I was being totally serious. I'd frick Fem!Luthor any day of the week.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Good for you if you like (female)Luthor. Though that doesn't change that I don't like female with pubes because these can really smell when you do sex.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                No one cares. Feeling the need to justify yourself only makes you look insecure

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >no one carid care because you're were kind enough to reply to my post with gaygatory. Now move along.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                You're welcome, anon. Proofreading is also a good thing to turn into a habit, by the by.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I like bald girls if they lean into a supervillain aesthetic.
          >Captcha: AYY PP

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Bald girls are a rare thing, you got some pics?

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    When has Bond used disguises?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      pretty much the entirety of On her majesty's secret service when Bond was undercover.
      Also in You only live twice when Connery pretended to be Asian

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >ninja-bawd love interest gets killed the night before the final battle
        >random other ninja bawd becomes new love interest
        Was pretty weird

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      This has to be the dumbest fricking comment I have ever read on Ganker and I've read some dumb fricking comments before

      >When does Bond ever use a disguise?

      All the fricking time? Do you think MI6 standard issue uniform is a fricking Tuxedo? You people need gassing.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I like that Bond's infiltrations are actually 99% confidence though. He barely bothers with a costume or a cover story. Most of the time he just marches in and nobody questions it, because he walks around like he owns the place.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          yeah. but he should use disguises more any way. one of the few good scenes in Diamonds was when he stumbled around that lab and improvised some speech about what he's doing there.

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Hitman is impotent and doesn't get the girls. ok, he got one but killed her in the next game

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >and doesn't get the girls
      He just doesn't care about it, being basically asexual. Getting invited to women's hotel rooms, which ends up being an asset in his assassination plan, is a running gag

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        And that's why he's so boring. Don't take it wrong, I like these games because you can always can find some fun/wird way to kill you victim but... his character is to dull like in these old jrpgames with silent protagonists (for self insert)

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          No, I completely get you. Being practically an empty shell of a person is part of his character, so it's understandable that he wouldn't come off as very compelling. I find it interesting, personally, it's like seeing something alien trying to adapt to a world he isn't a part of

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >doesn't get the girls

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        He's only inspecting her to se is she isn't hidding some massive weapons.

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Sounds great, as long as there are levels set in some of the more fantastical locations from the series.
    >Submarine base
    >Space station
    >Giant antenna

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    You forgot the poz, as shown in the latest film.

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >has been releasing stealth actions all this time
    >suddenly an architect simulator

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >multiplayer oriented
    >always online

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    so is this game like a fully original story that uses no existing bond actor's likeness and what not? that would be kind of neat.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I think so

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I think if they do a thing where there are clearly marked infiltration missions, but also a few action set pieces with more robust third-person shooter mechanics, it could be a really cool experience.

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Anyone tried Hitamn 3? Is at least good as H2? How's the performance?
    I don't use chink lanuchers and these doesn't even have a forum so...

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Hitmanforum is a thing, anon.
      And the game is overall weaker than 2, the levels are smaller but more gimmicky though, which could be more to your taste. It has a bigger story focus too. Main issue is that H3's post-launch content was really lackluster.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Hitmanforum is a thing
        I only post on Ganker and steam. I don't want to make a new account because these can be hacker and later send you massive spam to your emai account. And making a fake one it's a pain.

        But thanks for the reply. Hope that in steam we'll get the complete edition.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      3 is good, but it's really just more of the same. It's not a true sequel like 2 was to the first of the reboot trilogy where they changed the UI and added new mechanics. The most 3 adds beyond its new levels is a pocket camera for 47.
      But if you like the gameplay, then all the levels are pretty good imo.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I felt every level has such a great intro to them, you're sucked into these amazing locations only to dive further and realize the levels are not as kino as I expected them to be.
      China was possibly the worst fricking level I've ever played in a hitman game

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Chongqing is great, what are you on?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Ching chong is very disappointing because what sells you on the level is not what it focuses on. The appeal is these rainy, neon filled streets but then you play the level only to find out that's barely three streets and that most of the map is devoted to an apartment complex and an Umbrella facility. It's a letdown

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >2/3s of the level is a sterile undergound lab.
          Nah

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It's better than 2, the level design has less maps where it's actually 3 smaller maps with corridors connecting them.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Hitman 2: Lets have all the same gear to unlock as hitman 1 except with a shitty tramp stamp on them and no stat difference!

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          To be fair Hitman 3 is also guilty of this to an extent. A sizeable amount of the unlocks are an already existing item with a tacticool reskin.

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    And that's a good thing.

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    People keep saying it's going to be just Hitman, and I can see that, but honestly it just doesn't feel right for them to just give us another 5 sandboxes and call it a day because 007 is very different from Agent 47, while there has been many versions of Bond throughout the years, I could never see him as a sociopath that just straights up murder innocent people to get to his objective, if anything he is about avoiding as much collateral damage as possible every time and I don't think the slap on the wrist that is losing a few points when you kill someone who is not a target is enough to convey that, I just can't play as a Bond that can kill anyone at anytime and still feel like I'm playing as Bond. But I can't see Hitman sandboxes being as fun if you are severely limited in what you can and cannot do. It's complicated.

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    There has to be vehicle sections, its just not James bond if there isn't a car/boat/motorcycle/whatever chase

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    numan trilogy is the best james bond game and it's a better james bond than james bond movies

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I really hope they overhaul the weapon gaining/gear progression system, maybe allow you to actually fricking upgrade shit too.

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    More like kane & Lynch but with tuxedos.

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