It's not fricking fair

It's not fricking fair

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  1. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >wants to settle with a prostitute
    Ganker approved wife.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Ganker denies it but they would gladly settle with a cute Asian bawd

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        You're damn right.
        >asian
        oh dub that never really clicked in my head but she is isn't she.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          She definitely is
          It's hard to imagine her being anything else

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            Goblins always made sense as latina, and now spiders make sense to be asian to me. There's not a lot of skull space to go with wider eyes. The squinties look more menacing anyway.

  2. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    what game

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >WAHH WAHH SPOONFEED ME
      No.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Has to be bait.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Shrift

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      undertale. play it, its a good game dont ask any questions

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Overstory

  3. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    It is fricking fair and you fricking deserve it

  4. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    araña tetas

  5. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Does he frick his kids too? He should.

  6. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >All kids are monsters
    nice win there, humans

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Its because they're all daughters
      If they were boys they'd be human

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        This man underatands nip genetic arts. Every MC quits before they pump out a carbon copy of themselves.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Not true. He’s either first born or last born so they can try for a sequel

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Well yeah, sons are dangerous for main characters. Because their attempt to take over their main characterness.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            You are gaurenteed death. Just imagine I posted boruto, I'm not saving an image for an unfunny joke.

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              I don't really pay attention to the Boruto series outside of Sarada lewds, is Naruto still living? I know he's jobbed a lot after losing his MC status.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        This man underatands nip genetic arts. Every MC quits before they pump out a carbon copy of themselves.

        hey now, sometimes the daughter has the father's eye color, and sometimes if they have both a male and female kid the male kid has the mother's coloring and the female kid has the mother's coloring.
        and sometimes they mix and match eye colors and hair colors when making the kids!

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          >Mendel died for this

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            it's more a function of how in a given anime style artstyle, it's incredibly rare to use facial structures and the like to differentiate characters, with most differences being shown through hair or eyes

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous
  7. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    She’s a spider. She doesn’t birth one or two kids at a time but like several hundred or some shit. Your human DNA will make sure they survive childbirth too so you have to raise them all

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      She's a monster. She's 99% made of magic.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        And monsters in cannon breed like rabbits leading to a mass overpopulation.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Except they don't and the issue is there's just not enough space in the cave system they were sealed in centuries ago. The issue is finally coming to the boil during the events of the game because Asgore promised his people freedom and refuses to tell them he never really meant it.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            >Open the seal. Monsters leave the cave
            >Humans are fine with the monsters
            How long ago did asgore's kids get nuked? Feels like everyone moved on from that shit and is living fine in the surface and he's the one stuck in the past. Or it's just his crew that got sealed in the cave and monsters live in the surface with humans just fine.

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              Humans don't even remember monsters are down there and monsters can't leave without seven human souls to break the barrier. The monsters aren't happy about being stuck for generations in the underground but they've got no choice to accept it because Asgore is the only one who can do anything about it and he doesn't want to.

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              Humans don't even remember monsters are down there and monsters can't leave without seven human souls to break the barrier. The monsters aren't happy about being stuck for generations in the underground but they've got no choice to accept it because Asgore is the only one who can do anything about it and he doesn't want to.

              I always thought it was ridiculous that humanity just welcomed monsterkind back on the surface like nothing ever happened
              We don't even like people who look vaguely like us, let alone weirdies who look like goats, or spiders, or yellow lizard pieces of shit

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                The UT ending doesn't show it but the monsters are on a reservation not integrated into mainstream human society

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                I mean there's a good chance humanity doesn't even remember the war or monsters at that point in history, it was a war with wizards and shit

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                I always assumed magic disappeared from the Earth once monsters got yeeted into the underground and history turned into myth

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          >cannon

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >Spinneret same cost as normal sex
        What a freak

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Hidden costs, she charges extra for the cleanup once you're done

  8. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    what games let me have a family with monster girls.

  9. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Looks nothing like a spider. More like an alien. I still would.

  10. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    spider wife
    happy life

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >bottom left isn't leaving claw marks and bloody furrows in his back
      A missed opportunity, I tell you!

  11. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    She’d better show up in Deltarune, Toby. I’m not fricking around.

  12. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    muffet butt silk

  13. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    and this is why i never kill spiders.
    i hope one day a spider falls in love with me irl

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      sir that picture is a metaphor for you finding a human mate and bearing children with her, not frick spiders.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        no it's very clearly a parody of another piece involving marrying a spider monster girl

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          sir that picture was a metaphor for rape

  14. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Arachnophobic, huh?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >could have had Ms Smith
      >gets bombarded with freaks
      I feel for him.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Mrs. Smith doesn't have enough legs.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          >the joke is that we're not going to have sex
          so overdone... still giggling tho

  15. 1 week ago
    Anonymous
  16. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    My wifes are looking gorgeous again today.

  17. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah but you can just do this in real life with a real woman.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      lol
      lmao

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        imagine having a family of like 5+ daughters. i’d go bankrupt trying to pamper them all

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          More like you'd go insane trying to raise them all

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        meanwhile her actual child

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Is the one on the left the father?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I'm 30 years old, have decent full time job that deals with other people and I'm finishing my batchelors this year
      I'm kissless virgin that never been in any kind of relationship
      Please do tell how easy it is to just get a loving faithfull gf (that isnt obese deformed monstrosity)

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >utter failure too proud for uglies
        every time

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          I'm no too proud
          I just dont want relationship with someone towards whom I feel no attraction whatsoever
          Whats the fricking point
          I have my vidya/drinking buddies for company dont need some smelly hambeast

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          >NOOOOOOOOO STOP HAVING MINIMUM STANDARDS YOU MUST DATE THE HAM PLANETS AND CAVE TROLLS
          Frick off homosexual. Women shouldn't be fat that's my only simple request.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          >decent full time job
          >utter failure
          Damn, what does it make a NEET like me?

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            lucky assuming you aren't in imminent danger of being homeless
            would rather be a lonely NEET than a lonely wageslave

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              Believe it or not but I actually enjoy my job
              It's 40h workweek with 12h shifts (including weekends and holidays) so I get quite a bit of free time between shifts
              And sometimes I get to check out nice girls like the petite bottom heavy 48 year old milf I got to see half naked today
              Con is that more often that not it's just fat smelly old people

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >Please do tell how easy it is to just get a loving faithfull gf
        Go to the philippines and get a girlfriend there

  18. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    human male x monster/kemono/insect/scaly/xenomorph/amphibian/aquatic female is the future

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