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  1. 1 week ago
    saucy

    This is actually good news, most television is so unwatchable now that a fresh new outlook will finally make games seem more accessible.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Gotta work on your bait anon nobody is falling for this

  2. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    "game adaptation to TV show on streaming media is gonna suck" is hardly news

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      but also the feigned concern over tomb raider's health and longevity and integrity slays me

  3. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Please make the story in India!!!

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      India could unironically be a good setting but modern writers would be too afraid of offending people to make it work.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Poo Raider: The Secret of Baabhabhiat

        Imagine Lara swimming in Ganges filled with trash and shitty water only to be caught by pajeets

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Poo Raider: The Secret of Baabhabhiat

  4. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    WHY is it ALWAYS a fricking woman? WOMEN CANNOT WRITE.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      take that back homosexual some women can

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Name 3

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          whatever go frick yourself nerd.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          NTA but Amy Hennig's writing shits over most people, regardless of gender

          Every day I live in constant agony that The Legacy of Kain games will never get a final chapter

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Women are amazing writers of degenerate content.

  5. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I'm excited to see what sort of ugly mutt they hire for Lara's role

  6. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I'm sure this will make Amazon a lot of money

  7. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    How does she have a job at all after Flop of Destiny

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      She's an actual aristocrat with titles and land and shit.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Eternal anglo strikes again

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        but did she abdicate all of it to go raiding tombs?
        i think not

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I have no idea, since it was one of the biggest flops of all time.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Literally doesn't matter how hard you frick up if you have connections. Rian Johnson basically did irreparable damage to star wars as a brand and he still has a successful career.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah, but he got blacklisted by Disney. Which admittedly doesn't mean much. Most of the VFX houses in America have blacklisted Disney. Yet year after year the cape fans will buy whatever is produced.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      There's a destiny show?

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        No the nu-Indiana Jones that managed to be even shittier than Crystal Skull

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Our society increasingly allows people to only fail up.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      She was just an actor in that film, so she's not seen as responsible. Kathleen Kennedy should, but won't, be blamed for it. I

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      It's a magical word that starts with N, continues with E, then P, then O, then T, then I, then S, and then ends with M.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Damn you and your riddles anon

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        why do you have to be so cryptic
        frick

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      She's a israelite. Why else?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      israeli privelegy

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >Phoebe Waller-Bridge born in Hammersmith, London, on 14 July 1985, the daughter of Michael Cyprian Waller-Bridge, founder of the electronic trading platform Tradepoint, and Theresa Mary, daughter of Sir John Edward Longueville Clerke, 12th Baronet, employed by the Worshipful Company of Ironmongers.
        Pure unfiltered nepotism. Merit need not apply

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Shes like the white Mindy Kailing.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >Dial of Destiny and The Marvels were some of the biggest bombs in Disney history only rivaled by John Carter and Tomorrowland
      >both movies had female leads who were left leaning, devoid of charisma in franchises that died ages ago
      >both were made with women in mind
      >Disney will NEVER take the hint, Kennedy will still get paid and they will double down on every decision as evident by The Acolyte and various other projects announced

  8. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    phoebe waller is one of the worst actresses in the business, absolute garbage acting ability every one of her movies is ruined with her presence, series is going to be dogshit.

  9. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    She's never made anything worth a damn but she's undeniably very attractive.

  10. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    we've known this for months
    stop spamming the board with old news you tard

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >14th of may
      >old news

  11. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Is anyone actually hyped for henrys 40k project? Theres no way it will turn out good with amazon as the backer

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      It's probably not happening since Cavill apparently rejected the contract. They changed the lore too much I think. There is still a chance to renegotiate. But I don't see Henry accepting the female space marines recon, however; we know GW doesn't care. If Henry decides to jump ship then they will just replace him with anyone willing to play ball.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >since Cavill apparently rejected the contract
        What? First time i heard this

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          It was first round negotiations, talks are still ongoing. People are saying he rejected the contract but he didn't. He's just trying to get the best deal.

  12. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    So is Lara going to be a trans black womyn played by Idris Elba?

  13. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    She is a good writer. Lets hope they got somebody cute to play Lara.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >cute actresses getting roles in current year hollywood
      not possible

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >She is a good writer
      lol
      >Lets hope they got somebody cute to play Lara
      lmao

  14. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Literally not even worth discussing. When was the last time anything tomb raider was good?

  15. 1 week ago
    Anonymous
  16. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    frick it, let's write it ourselves right now, see how close we are to the finished product

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      lara has to be a non-descript brownish white
      can't have an aristocratic accent, probably midlands or northern
      no hot pants, no bust, no dual pistols, probably a necklace since that's a CD stipulation
      she can't loot treasure because that's imperialism, she can't raid tombs because that's just silly, maybe she gets a vision from a bygone kween about an artifact stolen by invading white people and she has to return it to some shithole like namibia

      does this get the sour infant approval

    • 7 days ago
      Anonymous

      It will be a snarky self-parody like Barbie. Lara will wear the classic costume at least once, but when she does, she will turn to the camera and break the fourth wall to complain about how impractical it is to wear such things on a jungle expedition.

  17. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >there are troon on Gankersetera that get HRT swill delivered by Amazon drone

  18. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    Wrong board

  19. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    I actually really liked Fleabag, but I think her creative style is an absolutely abysmal match for all the stuff she's been involved in since. I have no idea why she decided to focus so completely on this ultra mainstream slop.

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