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  1. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    GOAT SEXO
    BIG GOAT SEXO

  2. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    stfu bro it’s good

  3. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    The Baphamet. The Legend of Zelda is antichrist propaganda now. See the crossdressing section from the last game, some of the armors from this game, the allusions to babylonian magick, etc.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >the allusions to babylonian magick
      The entire game series has always heavily involved magic, what are you talking about?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      What babylonian magic are they alluding to?
      Honestly it this goat character and his sister come out of nowhere and are beings from the sky, Aonuma for some reason has subverted the series ever since he got in charge, making Link an androginous manlet in the last two games.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      While Rauru is clearly a Baphomet his sister is more an Anubis kinda being. In reality they are just sky furries and more moronic than the sheikah tribe

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Baphomet has breasts tho

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Goats also have hooves while he has just feet. Rauru has a third eye. He still is clearly a baphomet

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      NormalBlack folk on this board (so the majority of posters here) seem to really be uninterested in deeper symbolism, theories or meaning in games like this. Theories on Masonic influence stemming back from McArthur's influence over Japan after surrender altering symbolism in lots of vidya just draws out disinterest or straight up hostility. This is probably one of the most normalBlack person boards, might as well be on any other social media site with these dullards

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        /x/ is down that way bud, let people enjoy their Banjo Kazooie game

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          totk will never be a banjo kazooie game and don't you ever say that again regard or so help me I will destroy your beloved franchise

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous
  4. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    They completely shat upon a beloved franchise and delivered a cringefest to get that Twitter troon zoomer money. It's current year, what else is new

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      That was Skyward Sword

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Anytime anons say they loved a certain franchise you can automatically tell they're lying when they bring up reddit trannies or zoomers

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Holy shit the cognitive dissonance. Nice mental gymnastics. Look at the furgay goat. Watch the cringe cutscenes. Go to hateno village and corrupt a conservative farmer village for a fat gender queer fashionista. It's undeniable Nintendo has undermined their franchises going all out pandering to homos on Twitter and tiktok. Cope harder

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          I thought Cece was just a old annoying lady who made moronic looking clothing. It was bullshit you couldnt just support Reede and tell Cece to gtfo back to the sepths that she crawled out of.

  5. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why are the zonai so black????

  6. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah, pity that Rauru's character is wasted. Should have been the game's companion. A discount king if you will.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Should have been the game's companion. A discount king if you will
      Wouldn't that just make him the king of red lions from WW. Besides he's also a discount King given he fills the same role as the King of Hyrule from the last game, complete with already being dead by the time the plot begins and all.

  7. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    The goats really are some shitty fricking designs. You'll note the only ones ever saying anything good about them and their inclusion are moronic furries that just want to frick them.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I was playing with my girlfriend and she couldn't get over how ugly every character design is and the terrible voice acting. Every cutscene is just bad anime

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Switch to Japanese, that fixes the voice acting.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Furry here. I hate they they gave them human feet instead of hooves or paws

  8. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Do we ever even see any other Zonai besides Rauru and his sister?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yes

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Are they all black?

  9. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is that a furry person in the franchise full of talking fish and bird people!?
    Noooooooooooo! My Link wolf fursona is ruined now!

  10. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Literally the best Zelda since OoT and MM

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Said no one ever

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        I just said it.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Sorry, let me rephrase since it wasn't obvious: said no one of value ever

  11. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    If this game was totally unchanged in every single way except it was called Mechanus and the main character was a guy named Torg in some typical fantasy armor fighting a wizard named Zerb you all would think it was an okay but forgettable Minecraft clone with Nuts and Bolts thrown sprinkled on top and rate it 6/10.

  12. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Stop posting this thing. You’re gonna keep rousing the furgays.
    YIFF IN HELL homosexualS.

  13. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    My ancestor 🙂

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      OOT Rauru comes before TotK Rauru though

  14. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Whats up with Aonuma and dudes with gigantic torsos and tiny arms and legs

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      That's a good question, everybody but hylias have the same moronic body structure. Even Rauru looks like a manlet with the same kind of legs

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's so the females genitals are the same height as hylians for shower fricking.

  15. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    He's the founder of one iteration of Hyrule, of which there are many. If people actually played the game, they'd no this. But they haven't, so they don't.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Where in the game does it say there are multiple hyrules?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Horrible eyesore character design
      >Horrible animation
      >Horrible VO
      Thanks anon the horrible story totally made up for this

  16. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >They're pandering to furgays!
    I guess everyone just forgot about Twilight Princess?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      You look at OPs picture and seriously compare that to Wolf Link?

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Why wouldn't I? Why aren't you?

  17. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Literally struggling for the life of me to figure out what the frick Rauru is. Is he based off of a dog, cat, bat, goat, or a rabbit? Or all of these at once???

  18. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    goat's got some pretty wide hips, just saying

  19. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I hate all this super short legs and oversized torso, arms design. Not to mention ugly furries. Even mecha is short legs big torso long arms.

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