58 thoughts on “It’s starting to look pretty [spoiler]fun[/spoiler]”

  1. Even though you’re a fucking shill, I will say that the gameplay in that does look fun. Just a shame about the characters.

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  2. Borderline zero footage inside of the city is a HUGE RED FLAG.

    The footage is 3:25 long yet about 30 seconds of it is dedicated to inside the city, 15 to what looks like the outskirts, and another 15 to a street with zero action going on.

    I guaran-ficking-tee there’s huge performance dips in the middle of the city.

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  3. Why didn’t they just show gameplay for the reveal? I honestly think the way they have written the cast (all from former gangs) we will probably get a SR2-tier story again, but the way they have designed the main cast really sucks huge donkey cock. I’m hoping we can turn off HUD elements as well because those health bars are annoying.

    I think the game has fucked up it’s initial marketing but based off the footage and info so far, it has potential to be one of the best Saint’s Row games from gameplay and story premise alone. If it winds up being shit then we can mark off Volition as never returning from the depths that started with Red Faction Armageddon, Gat out of Hell and Agents of Mayhem.

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  4. Judging by the absolute state of Zoomers Row marketers from those twatter screenshots and the posts itt, it all looks like we’re in a legit shill thread.

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    • >car has no sense of speed, feels like its moving at a snails pace even with nos
      >can just turn 90 degree mid air like some sort of space ship
      >surrounded by 10 dudes all with guns aimed at you and all they do is awkardly waddle about not shooting
      >over the top camera shake everytime your car lighly grazes something at 5mph
      >cars wheels magnetized to the ground
      >driving straight through metal fences and concrete poles on a dirt bike

      how anyone can think this looks good is beyond me

      >nooooo why are the cops on this demo so easy

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  5. >car has no sense of speed, feels like its moving at a snails pace even with nos
    >can just turn 90 degree mid air like some sort of space ship
    >surrounded by 10 dudes all with guns aimed at you and all they do is awkardly waddle about not shooting
    >over the top camera shake everytime your car lighly grazes something at 5mph
    >cars wheels magnetized to the ground
    >driving straight through metal fences and concrete poles on a dirt bike

    how anyone can think this looks good is beyond me

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  6. >That driving
    >Those car physics
    I lost all hope for this being even passable, I could live with the cringy characters if the world was fun to fuck about in but that looked awful.

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  7. but i don’t want a fun game. i want a game about gangstas being gangstas. slinging dope on the corner, running hookers, taking over turf, bribing cops and shooting up the hood. I NEED A GANGSTA BITCH! I NEED A GANGSTA BITCH! I NEED A GANGSTA BITCH! I NEED A GANGSTA BITCH! I NEED A GANGSTA BITCH! I NEED A GANGSTA BITCH! I NEED A GANGSTA BITCH! I NEED A GANGSTA BITCH! I NEED A GANGSTA BITCH! I NEED A GANGSTA BITCH! I NEED A GANGSTA BITCH! I NEED A GANGSTA BITCH! I NEED A GANGSTA BITCH! I NEED A GANGSTA BITCH! I NEED A GANGSTA BITCH! I NEED A GANGSTA BITCH! I NEED A GANGSTA BITCH! I NEED A GANGSTA BITCH! I NEED A GANGSTA BITCH!

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      • I’m talking about the tone, you fucktard. I don’t want a whacky LOL SO RANDUMB fun game, i want a game like saints row 2. Sure it was dumb fun in parts, especially the activities, but for every sceptic avenger we had a scene like Aishas death or Carlos or the monster truck show. That’s the Saints Row i want.

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  8. not even going to bother clicking the video to give u engagement
    saints row sucks now, eat shit
    i won’t be nokoing so don’t bother replying

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