It's the greatest game of all time, and I'm tired of pretending it's not

It's the greatest game of all time, and I'm tired of pretending it's not

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  1. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    :lust-provoking image:

  2. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >horse riding simulator
    >kill target
    >repeat for 70 hours
    >GOAT
    my fricking sides

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      sad little minschling

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        if you removed the horse riding from RDR it would literally be a 4 hour game, its utter shit.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          post favorite game

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          It's practically a virtual seance of the american west, and this dude's mad you have to ride a horse. lmao, even. as the kids say

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            >I like doing the same repetitive thing for dozens of hours
            hello autism

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              Not an argument. Played the game over a year and nothing felt repetitive because I knew how to pace myself and avoid monotony. Is it the game's fault you rushed into every mission? It's an interactive medium bro

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              >woah, what the hell, all you do in this boomer shooter is shoot things, literally nothing else, this is a travesty
              If you don't like riding around then that's fine, you don't need to enjoy it, but criticising a riding-around game for having lots of riding around is moronic.
              >wtf if you removed the repetitive driving from gran turismo it would literally just be a menu simulator, it's utter shit

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >I NEED THE CONSTANT BING BING WAHOO TO KEEP ME ENTERTAINED
      we get it

  3. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    movies should be posted on the proper board

  4. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    it's the only game in recent years that pushed forward what's possible in digital simulation and emergent gameplay experience. pure, fricking, kino.

    and honestly before rdr2 i thought rockstar was washed up

  5. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    If they let me have a little more creativity in completing missions it would be perfect.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Or repeatable activities. Having a limited number of bounties was moronic

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >moronic
        What did you want, procedurally generated bounty missions?

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah, like in 1. Well, they weren't procedurally generated but who cares?

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            So what you want, an endless rotation of stock bounties? It would have clashed with the game's realism. You goofy Black folk never think anything through

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              Shame that you hate fun

  6. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Come on, it’s pretty good but it had a lot of faults as well. In some ways RDR1 was a better cowboy game. Not the GOAT by a long shot but not bad.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >cowboy game
      Minschling code for "dopamine lever pew pew wahoo game"

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Minschling
        Gas yourself.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Mischling was a pejorative legal term which was used in Nazi Germany to denote persons of mixed "Aryan" and non-Aryan, such as israeli, ancestry as they were classified by the Nuremberg racial laws of 1935. In German, the word has the general denotation of hybrid, mongrel, or half-breed.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        i'm assuming youre trying to speak german, it would be MISCHLING when youre trying to say mutt.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Minschling sounds better. Pretend I posted gigachad

  7. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >>Ganker

  8. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    True. Rockstar is the only competent dev that moves the industry forward instead of releasing gay bing bing wahoo shiet

  9. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's not even better than 1
    the shooting feels awful and less responsive for some reason

    Also no duels

  10. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm gonna be mellow and tell ya that it's a good game.

    Have you perchance played Buck Rogers Countdown to Doomsday, for Sega Genesis?

  11. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    trash game
    most of the people in the old west were poc
    its dishonest and racist to depict it as majority wh*te

  12. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    it's fricking boring though

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      because you are

  13. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    My favorite part of RDR games is all the spooky stuff personally. No one does good horror like Rockstar and that's not even the focus.

  14. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Love the game and atmosphere. Think graphics will rarely look as photorealistic without another crunch fiasco. Might be the last of it's kind, I really doubt Rockstar can recreate the magic with GTAVI or even another Red Dead. No single character can be as fleshed out as John and Arthur.

  15. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I really like RDR2 while also accepting that there's plenty of reasons not to like it at all.
    Unfortunately being able to rationalise that means I'm not allowed to post on Ganker any more.

  16. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >openworld 3rd person game is GOAT
    how fricking milquetoast are you

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      top 3, now

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Red Dead Redemption 1
        >Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas
        >Challenge of the Ancient Empires!

  17. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Not even the best game of its year.

  18. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yep op btfo eternally, yet again

  19. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    as a game its held back by its on rails story and weird politics of portraying the west in an inoffensive way, which is wrong and disrespectful to the past and the people. its a very sanitized experience.

  20. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    And I'm tired of pretending that Arthur isn't a walking anachronism with his bullshit current-year political beliefs and his constant crying about being "DA BAD SHOOTY MAN" and how "DIS WORLD AINT GOT NO PLACE FER FOLKSY OL-TIME OUTLAWS LIKE US" after shooting hundreds.
    You could just NOT kill people you fricking homosexual.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >he wont say the n word wtf!!! make him say the n word rockstar!

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yes.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        And why wouldn't he, given it didn't have any stigma associated with it and it was used regularly in commercials up until the late 1950's?
        https://soundcloud.com/chris-keating/Black person-boy-soap-pads

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Should Arthur go around saying words that were not considered slurs during the time period just because he can?
        No, that's not in his (shitty moralgay) character.

        Should he get irate and physically upset like a white woman on twitter in 2023 when someone else does and kill them for it?
        Also no.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      that's why I prefer John as the protagonist, he's trying to be a rancher and do better for his family but constantly getting put in positions where he has to shoot people and then his family is taken hostage by the bureau and he is forced to go on a mission where he has to kill his old borthers in arms and finds himself amidst a revolution, Arthur is a dumbfrick who does everything Dutch wants him to and then complains about it every single fricking time when things go horribly wrong because shooting hundreds of people actually has consequences but even when he's on death's door he is still doing the insane shit Dutch asks of him like the good moronic errand boy he is.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Same reason why TLOU 2 was so fricking stupid. Ellie kills hundreds of people to get to that troony and she's like "lmao nevermind killing is bad"

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          ah yes the other "greatest game of all time" kek

  21. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    RDR 1 was so much better.

  22. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    good movie
    bad game

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