its the worst boss of all time

its the worst boss of all time

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  1. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    Who cares?

  2. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    Literally killed him on my first try (not counting the deaths to Radagon).
    Dual Swordspear jump attack spam.

  3. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    >t. pure melee gay.

    • 7 days ago
      Anonymous

      >off-model
      Pussy

  4. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    f. iltered

  5. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    Not even close
    It's fun and cool visually
    Git gud

  6. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    It's definitely one of those spectacle fights rather than technical
    which is fine I guess because it's immediately after radahnaghan

    • 7 days ago
      Anonymous

      That was the one armed dragon of sekiro not this dogshit even lightning drakes are more spectacular, its only impressive id you skiped dragons in soulsgames

      • 7 days ago
        Anonymous

        there's unique elements in it, it's not fair to call it just another dragon fight

  7. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    >finish game
    >get rewarded by having to fight some completely irrelevant goofy looking blob with an easy, forgettable moveset, probably cobbled together from shit they cut from DS3 because it was too stupid
    WOW BASED WHAT AN EPIC ADVENTURE

    • 7 days ago
      Anonymous

      Thank god i got CHAOS( no fricking flaming helmet sadly)

    • 7 days ago
      Anonymous

      How did we go from BASED finale to CRINGE?

      • 7 days ago
        Anonymous

        Radagon is a better boss than Isshin and Elden Beast is a better boss than Jobichiro, overall they're the better final boss duo.

  8. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    >Midir
    >Elden Beast
    From hasn't learned that easy bosses that constantly run away from you aren't fun.

    • 7 days ago
      Anonymous

      i'm so glad somebody already said this
      nothing says engaging boss fight like having to constantly close the distance just to be able to do anything
      forget input-reading, let's ensure that one of the main mechanics of our fight is that you can't stay close to it for more than 10 seconds
      and it was the final boss too
      and the easiest
      what were they fricking thinking

      >t. pure melee gay.

      i hate this boss so much that i can't even feel anything looking at this
      i just feel the same hatred i felt when i killed this wienerface for the first time

    • 7 days ago
      Anonymous

      Midir was great, top 5 Fromsoft bosses easily.

    • 7 days ago
      Anonymous

      JUST GET THE FRICK OVER HERE YOU LITTLE SHITS

      • 7 days ago
        Anonymous

        Worse than bed of chaos
        Worse than dark souls 2
        Worse than rotted greatwood
        Worse than AAAAH KOS, OR SOME SAY KOSM
        How did they do it bros?

        • 7 days ago
          Anonymous

          >Worse than bed of chaos
          No
          >Worse than dark souls 2
          Lol no
          >Worse than rotted greatwood
          True
          >Worse than AAAAH KOS, OR SOME SAY KOSM
          Micolash is top tier

          • 7 days ago
            Anonymous

            >Micolash is top tier
            Ooh majestic! A homosexual is a homosexual even when shitposting

      • 7 days ago
        Anonymous

        These guys take the cake for worst boss in the game, it's like they purposefully designed the fight to be annoying as possible.

  9. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    >elden beast has 80 percent holy damage resist
    >mfw holy build

    • 7 days ago
      Anonymous

      Anon, your flame art?

    • 7 days ago
      Anonymous

      >spam pest threads
      >dies in a matter of seconds

  10. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    This is much worse

    • 7 days ago
      Anonymous

      It's only hard if you only use your sword like homosexual. Use your prosthetic tools.

    • 7 days ago
      Anonymous

      one of the most fun enemies to fight, the only problem with this one in particular is the arena and the shitty camera getting stuck so hard it breaks lockon

  11. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    Elden Beast is the second best final boss in the series after Isshin and generally in top 5% of best bosses of all time.

    • 7 days ago
      Anonymous

      Sure yamatroonymura

  12. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    >Completely Unique monster and enemy model with an elaborate moveset and mechanics that is fully complete as a design and thematically carries his games themes fittingly with an excellent theme song that captures the finality of the moment
    >This is the worst final boss time

    Are you people taking the piss? Have you people really never played any other video games?

    • 7 days ago
      Anonymous

      Anon its a holy caster ulcerated tree spirit with different moveset and a sword

    • 7 days ago
      Anonymous

      your description of this fricking thing is barely grammatically coherent, and ignorant of the larger issues that the fight suffers from
      i get that most dipshits froth at the mouth when it comes to cosmic aliens in their video games, to the point where they'll ignore any of its flaws
      however, you cannot tell me that this moveset is more dynamic than anything else you'd already seen in the game before then
      godfrey, malenia, radahn, and maliketh - just to name a few - have much more varied and interesting moves than this stupid beast
      the latter half of your post i can't even fricking decipher. have YOU played any other video games, anon??
      anyone with half a brain would be able to confirm that dark souls 1 and 3 had infinitely more fitting final bosses than elden ring
      i'm not even convinced you're a real person. probably just wrote all this shit out to a bot

      souls fans then go and say ds3 has the best bost design with shit like:
      >knight
      >knight but fat and freaky
      >knight but tall and skinny
      >knight but on a dragon
      >knight but casts some magic
      >two twink knights
      >lots of knights
      >knight that dances
      >knight with minions

      same goes to you

      100% designed for horse combat that they forgot to let you do

      if they let you fight this thing on horse it might've been fun even a little bit

      god i fricking hate elden beast

      • 7 days ago
        Anonymous

        Of course the horse would have maybe made it a little bit fun, everything it does is made to be countered by the horse from closing the distance to jumping over the rings it sends out

      • 7 days ago
        Anonymous

        >guy who doesn't know what punctuation is calling anyone else grammatically incoherent
        bruh
        Your post is fricking ugly to look at, shut the frick up.

        • 7 days ago
          Anonymous

          didn't even try to refute anything

          JUST GET THE FRICK OVER HERE YOU LITTLE SHITS

          oh my god, how could i have forgotten

          Worse than bed of chaos
          Worse than dark souls 2
          Worse than rotted greatwood
          Worse than AAAAH KOS, OR SOME SAY KOSM
          How did they do it bros?

          is right, how DID they do it
          can't wait until every boss in the dlc runs away from you as well

  13. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    souls fans then go and say ds3 has the best bost design with shit like:
    >knight
    >knight but fat and freaky
    >knight but tall and skinny
    >knight but on a dragon
    >knight but casts some magic
    >two twink knights
    >lots of knights
    >knight that dances
    >knight with minions

  14. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    100% designed for horse combat that they forgot to let you do

  15. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    I will never not be salty about elden stars being such a dogshit spells in the hands of a player. Just add some stagger and/or poise dalage to the smaller projectiles and it would at least be situationally useful.

  16. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    Dark Souls 2 is the only good souls game, everything else is rollslop

    • 7 days ago
      Anonymous

      i'll agree with whatever you say as long as you hate this boss as much as any reasonable person would

    • 7 days ago
      Anonymous

      Dark souls 2 is the worst game ever made

      • 7 days ago
        Anonymous

        Filtered by adp

  17. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    Which is the dumbest Elden Ring take of all time?

    >elden beast is desinged for horse
    OR
    >waterfowl dance is a sekiro attack

    • 7 days ago
      Anonymous

      >Which is the dumbest Elden Ring decision of all time?
      beast is desinged for horse
      >OR
      dance is a sekiro attack

      both. shit game. FROM really need to either start making more bloodbornes and sekiros or just make proper souls games again. this hybrid bastardisation theyve been doing since DS3 is trash

      • 7 days ago
        Anonymous

        not gonna happen
        theyve chosen their target audience

    • 7 days ago
      Anonymous

      Rebut them both, whichever you can more easily tear down is the worse one
      Go

    • 7 days ago
      Anonymous

      both are correct statements

  18. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    >not ulcerated tree spirit
    shoulda kept this one in the trash, no wonder they cut it from DS3. can't see shit the whole fight, attacks are just it's body flailing around, peak dogshit

    • 7 days ago
      Anonymous

      It's fine in the arenas where it physically fits.

      • 7 days ago
        Anonymous

        tolerable at best

      • 7 days ago
        Anonymous

        it's more tolerable in the arenas where it fits
        but the camera just does not work for this guy which compounds the "attacks are just flailing body" issue. Both are terrible game design, way worse than EB

        • 7 days ago
          Anonymous

          Ulcerated tree spirits are supposed to be terrifying to fight. They are often used as an oh shit enemy to keep you away from an area.

          • 7 days ago
            Anonymous

            >It's supposed to be le terrifying!!
            The only thing terrifying is how terrifyingly ass it is from a technical standpoint timmy

            • 7 days ago
              Anonymous

              Reductionism aside, why don't zoomers understand that enemies in video games have different roles and applications for why they exist? If you guys were in charge every enemy would just be a Devil May Cry sandbag for you to dunk on

  19. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    How does a random stinky warrior manage to defeat slug Jesus?
    Why couldn't an army of dogs decimate the entire population of Elden Ringia?

    • 7 days ago
      Anonymous

      The random stinky warrior collected an abhorrent amount of runes (pieces of the Elden Ring) and is way super human at that point

  20. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    It's not a 10/10 but the hate is massively overblown. It's still a competently made boss, it just moves around a bit too much and isn't as interesting as a humanoid boss. Still has a nice spectacle to it and the moveset is competently designed.
    Sure as frick beats the shit out of Dark Souls 2's final boss(es).

  21. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    >its the worst boss of all time
    Far from it, but he was annoying and a letdown

  22. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    lol, a take so bad I'm not even giving it a (you)

  23. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    It's a dreadful boss for sure even more so considering it's the final one, for me the most annoying part is I cant see what the frick is even happening half the time due to the sheer amount of particle effects and visual vomit from it's attacks.

  24. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    Easiest final boss in all soulslop.

    >t. greatshieldchad with a holy infused Haligtree greatshield

  25. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    Kek he looks so stupid.
    This really is a slop, shitty game reusing assets from previous games and drawing "inspiration" from anything the hack that made could find in sight, isn't it?

  26. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    2nd worst final boss after Nashandra from DaS2

    • 7 days ago
      Anonymous

      only way that boss could be any worse is if curse instakilled you like it always does

  27. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    it's only bad because it's slapped on as a phase two to a pretty decent fight, you go from Radagon to giant fricking fish that b***hes out every 10 seconds across the giant arena that makes you chase after it constantly

  28. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    >Boss requires patience as you chase it down
    >Gives plenty of openings, has readable attacks outside of one bullshit one
    >Eldenringgays whine about this
    >Other bosses with unreasonably long combos, poorly animated attacks, unreasonably inferred ways to avoid them
    >Gets praised endlessly
    That's how I learned Elden Ring gays are the most moronic fanbase.

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