IT'S TIME FOR JACK. TO LET IT RIP

IT'S TIME FOR JACK
TO LET IT RIP

  1. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    the sword would already be up his ass

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      AND IT'S ABOUT, TO GO, EVEN, FURTHER, BEYOND

  2. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >I SAID MY SWORD WAS A TOOL OF JUSTICE.
    >NOT USED IN ANGER.
    >NOT USED FOR VENGEANCE.
    >BUT NOW... NOW I'M NOT SO SURE.
    >AND BESIDES, THIS ISN'T MY SWORD.

  3. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    QRD?

  4. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Where's the jar?

  5. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Are there any engineer fags in here. Are high frequency blades possible with current materials and tech?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      no human could wield it

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Why?

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          You wouldn't handle these blades, traveler. You need to find a place that makes weaker swords.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            HF Blade Engineer. I am going into battle. And I need your highest frequency blade.

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              Why respect ninjas, when my nanomachines can do anything that you can?

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          it would vibrate their cells out of wack (that's a technical term)

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          You know how dentists and jackhammer wielders get pseudo-parkinsons after years of using vibrating equipment?
          Imagine that but instantly

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            Just imbue the handle with anti-vibration waves.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            Huh. Is that really a thing? Didn't know. Are there no protective measures against that?

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >no human
        But what about a Brazilian male?

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        To wield this sword, he needs to become a demon...

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I'm not an engineer but yes, it's possible because anything's possible if you put your heart in it.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      it's literally just a hair razor

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        More like a sword version of those multi tool oscillating blades. I just wonder why no one's ever made one.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Because no one uses swords anymore? Anyone who does is PORR

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            a chainsaw ?
            there are ultrasonic knives but I don't think with current materials you could cut anything above bread tier : the blade would probably explode in your hands at MGR frequencies

            I still think a high frequency blade would have many good uses. Not just for dismembering PMCs and war machines.

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              >many good uses
              name 3

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                >Surgery
                They could cut through bone with less trauma to the body
                >Industrial
                A blade that can cleanly cut pretty much anything is obviously gonna be very useful
                >Being a cyber ninja
                Self explanatory

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                they use spinning diamond burs to cut bone.
                spinning really fast is pretty much the same thing as vibrating really fast, so it could work

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                These are literally just Dremel tool bits, didn't know that they used them for surgery.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                You'll find that Orthopedic surgery has a lot in common with carpentry.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                uhh but that shaves away bone. every bone surgery makes your bones shorter?

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                CUTTING WATERMELONS
                CUTTING BANANAS
                CUTTING DURIANS

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          a chainsaw ?
          there are ultrasonic knives but I don't think with current materials you could cut anything above bread tier : the blade would probably explode in your hands at MGR frequencies

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Ultrasonic cutters already exist in industrial and hobby applications, but they're basically an X-Acto knife on steroids. I'm not sure the tech could scale up practically to the size of a sword, the mass and lack of rigidity would probably dampen the vibrations.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        See. That's what I want to know about. How come no one's even tried to scale it up. Even just some bored nerd with the knowhow.
        That thing could barely cut my toenails.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      the high frequency part just means that it vibrates alot, right?
      no, its impossible to create a long sharp stick that vibrates.

  6. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    A weapon to surpass Glass Jar

  7. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    oh no

  8. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    STANDING HERE

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      DOKTOR, TURN OFF MY PROSTATE ORGASM INHIBITOR

      STANDING HEEEEERE
      I REALIIIISE
      YOU WERE JUST LIKE ME
      TRYING TO MAKE HIS TO RYYYYY

  9. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Jack nooo!

  10. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >2023
    >no mechas
    >no heat/HF blades
    >no powered exoskeleton
    >no lasers
    >military meta is still artillery
    >best we got was drones carrying grenades and radio scrambler guns
    This is the faggiest decade ever

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >no lasers
      garden gnomes have one to shoot down palestinian missiles iirc

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >no lasers
      garden gnomes have one to shoot down palestinian missiles iirc

      Lasers are obviously all over the place in non-weapon military applications too, things like target designators, rangefinders, etc.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      i mean.....atleast we got jetpacks now

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        That's not hovering, that's falling with style

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        cool!

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        What in the Duke Nukem fuck are those.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          They actually can fly, in a sense.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Turns out dropping shit on someone from a great height, or chucking a bit of metal at very high speeds with a controlled explosion, are still the best ways of killing soldiers.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah but you don't get coolness points doing that. What happened to looking cool during war.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          >What happened to looking cool during war.
          The mass production of firearms.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Rifles.

  11. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    i think this may be my first shock video, i saw it because i was sure it was going to switch to something else

    i was young and didn't think anyone would do this for real
    what was yours anons?

  12. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Raven Op here. Always had an autistic fixation on High Frequency Blades. It's nice to finally discuss it with some Gankerros. Comfy thread.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Got anymore webms? I need them for research purposes...

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        DON'T BLOW YOUR LOAD JUST YET!

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Why is that engine so lewd?

  13. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    DOKTOR, TURN OFF MY PROSTATE ORGASM INHIBITOR

  14. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >a Serb with a glass bottle started the collapse of Yugoslavia

  15. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Anus status?

  16. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    SHOW ME A GOOD TIME JACK!

  17. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >Who do you think you are
    >Runnin' 'round leaving scars
    >Collecting your jar of hearts
    >Tearing me apart

  18. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >It's time for Jack
    >To let it rip!
    >BRAAAAAAAAAP

  19. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Plasma swords are more realistic.

  20. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >that follow up with jar guy where he says it wasn't as bad as it looked
    >the dude still went in to work that day
    it's true what they say, huh
    never meet your heroes

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