IT'S TIME FOR JACK. TO LET IT RIP

IT'S TIME FOR JACK
TO LET IT RIP

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  1. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    the sword would already be up his ass

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      AND IT'S ABOUT, TO GO, EVEN, FURTHER, BEYOND

  2. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >I SAID MY SWORD WAS A TOOL OF JUSTICE.
    >NOT USED IN ANGER.
    >NOT USED FOR VENGEANCE.
    >BUT NOW... NOW I'M NOT SO SURE.
    >AND BESIDES, THIS ISN'T MY SWORD.

  3. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    QRD?

  4. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Where's the jar?

  5. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Are there any engineer gays in here. Are high frequency blades possible with current materials and tech?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      no human could wield it

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Why?

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          You wouldn't handle these blades, traveler. You need to find a place that makes weaker swords.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            HF Blade Engineer. I am going into battle. And I need your highest frequency blade.

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              Why respect ninjas, when my nanomachines can do anything that you can?

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          it would vibrate their cells out of wack (that's a technical term)

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          You know how dentists and jackhammer wielders get pseudo-parkinsons after years of using vibrating equipment?
          Imagine that but instantly

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            Just imbue the handle with anti-vibration waves.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            Huh. Is that really a thing? Didn't know. Are there no protective measures against that?

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >no human
        But what about a Brazilian male?

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        To wield this sword, he needs to become a demon...

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm not an engineer but yes, it's possible because anything's possible if you put your heart in it.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      it's literally just a hair razor

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        More like a sword version of those multi tool oscillating blades. I just wonder why no one's ever made one.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Because no one uses swords anymore? Anyone who does is PORR

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            a chainsaw ?
            there are ultrasonic knives but I don't think with current materials you could cut anything above bread tier : the blade would probably explode in your hands at MGR frequencies

            I still think a high frequency blade would have many good uses. Not just for dismembering PMCs and war machines.

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              >many good uses
              name 3

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Surgery
                They could cut through bone with less trauma to the body
                >Industrial
                A blade that can cleanly cut pretty much anything is obviously gonna be very useful
                >Being a cyber ninja
                Self explanatory

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                they use spinning diamond burs to cut bone.
                spinning really fast is pretty much the same thing as vibrating really fast, so it could work

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                These are literally just Dremel tool bits, didn't know that they used them for surgery.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                You'll find that Orthopedic surgery has a lot in common with carpentry.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                uhh but that shaves away bone. every bone surgery makes your bones shorter?

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                CUTTING WATERMELONS
                CUTTING BANANAS
                CUTTING DURIANS

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          a chainsaw ?
          there are ultrasonic knives but I don't think with current materials you could cut anything above bread tier : the blade would probably explode in your hands at MGR frequencies

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Ultrasonic cutters already exist in industrial and hobby applications, but they're basically an X-Acto knife on steroids. I'm not sure the tech could scale up practically to the size of a sword, the mass and lack of rigidity would probably dampen the vibrations.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        See. That's what I want to know about. How come no one's even tried to scale it up. Even just some bored nerd with the knowhow.
        That thing could barely cut my toenails.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      the high frequency part just means that it vibrates alot, right?
      no, its impossible to create a long sharp stick that vibrates.

  6. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    A weapon to surpass Glass Jar

  7. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    oh no

  8. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    STANDING HERE

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      DOKTOR, TURN OFF MY PROSTATE ORGASM INHIBITOR

      STANDING HEEEEERE
      I REALIIIISE
      YOU WERE JUST LIKE ME
      TRYING TO MAKE HIS TO RYYYYY

  9. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Jack nooo!

  10. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >2023
    >no mechas
    >no heat/HF blades
    >no powered exoskeleton
    >no lasers
    >military meta is still artillery
    >best we got was drones carrying grenades and radio scrambler guns
    This is the gaygiest decade ever

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >no lasers
      jews have one to shoot down palestinian missiles iirc

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >no lasers
      jews have one to shoot down palestinian missiles iirc

      Lasers are obviously all over the place in non-weapon military applications too, things like target designators, rangefinders, etc.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      i mean.....atleast we got jetpacks now

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        That's not hovering, that's falling with style

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        cool!

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        What in the Duke Nukem frick are those.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          They actually can fly, in a sense.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Turns out dropping shit on someone from a great height, or chucking a bit of metal at very high speeds with a controlled explosion, are still the best ways of killing soldiers.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah but you don't get coolness points doing that. What happened to looking cool during war.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          >What happened to looking cool during war.
          The mass production of firearms.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Rifles.

  11. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    i think this may be my first shock video, i saw it because i was sure it was going to switch to something else

    i was young and didn't think anyone would do this for real
    what was yours anons?

  12. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Raven Op here. Always had an autistic fixation on High Frequency Blades. It's nice to finally discuss it with some Gankerros. Comfy thread.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Got anymore webms? I need them for research purposes...

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        DON'T BLOW YOUR LOAD JUST YET!

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why is that engine so lewd?

  13. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    DOKTOR, TURN OFF MY PROSTATE ORGASM INHIBITOR

  14. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >a Serb with a glass bottle started the collapse of Yugoslavia

  15. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Anus status?

  16. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    SHOW ME A GOOD TIME JACK!

  17. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Who do you think you are
    >Runnin' 'round leaving scars
    >Collecting your jar of hearts
    >Tearing me apart

  18. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >It's time for Jack
    >To let it rip!
    >BRAAAAAAAAAP

  19. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Plasma swords are more realistic.

  20. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >that follow up with jar guy where he says it wasn't as bad as it looked
    >the dude still went in to work that day
    it's true what they say, huh
    never meet your heroes

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