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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    skill issue

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Nomura drowning anon in KINO
    You need to learn to swim tbh. Nomura-KINO is simply too vast

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The funny thing is Nomura gets blamed for most things he was not behind lol.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        a leader must take responsibility for even things beyond his awareness

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Only if you do all the Chadle slop, which i never will again

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What did Nomura mean by this key artwork?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That both Aerith and Tifa would be as imprtant in stopping Sephiorth as Cloud and Zack would be.

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Remember when people were complaining that they were splitting up into episodes. Maybe Square knew that zoomers would never make it through. And here we have this moron who cant through an episode.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      this game was never meant for zoomers in the first place

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Good. Frick em

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Remember when people were complaining that they were splitting up into episodes.
      the industry is so shitty that hardly anyone even brings this up anymore lol

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        What's funny is that Doomposters here are now saying that Part 3 is gonna be cancelled, when they previously said the same thing about Part 2. And before then they were like "It's gonna be like 5 parts and it'll never finish!"
        Lmao

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          what does that have to with a remake being cut into three parts across what's probably going to be three systems?

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >going to be three systems?
            Yes they are currently developing part 3 for a console that doesn't exist

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              do you have brain damage, because this is exactly what happened with rebirth.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                have you considered that the PS5 was already announced and coming a few months after part 1 released? are you expecting a PS6 within the next year and a half?

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >are you expecting a PS6 within the next year and a half?
                Are you expecting part 3 within the next year and a half?

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                No, but by then they're too deep in development to switch

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                you have a hard road ahead of you, anon.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            What I'm saying is the doomies here have literally no influence over anything. They'll screech on an anonymous video game message board for 10+ years about "OMG IT'S OVER FOR SQUARE ENIX, THEY'RE GOING BANKRUPT" and literally nothing happens lmao.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Except that Remake is an average length of 23 hours, 15 of which are cutscenes.
      Oh and quality of content has a lot to do with how long something feels, like how a bad comedy movie can feel like an eternity. So yeah, I'm still going with the whole it's a low effort narcissistic scam viewpoint.

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >beat Wize 3.0
    >get scary cutscene
    >game crashes
    I clapped, thanks nomura

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What did Nomura mean by this key artwork?

      >Nomura drowning anon in KINO
      You need to learn to swim tbh. Nomura-KINO is simply too vast

      Quick facts:
      Director: Director Naoki Hamaguchi
      Writer: Kazushige Nojima

      Nomura-bashing is literal buzzwords at this point, he has less to do with the game than you all think.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The game is pure Nomura-KINO

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You can beat the game in like 30-35 hours if you just go straight main story, like a normal JRPG. Will be a tad more difficult, but doable.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Anon the cutscenes alone are 22 hours.

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Are you telling me you didn't enjoy the completely unnecessary and forced Cait Sith dungeon placed under Shinra Manor for absolutely no discernable story related reason other than padding?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This shit was mind numbing. The only flaw in the game tbh. Hated it so much i didnt bother maxing any of cait's weapon abilities. Frick that moron cat. He had some good comic relief moments but that's it.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >couldn't figure out how to play the best character
        toddler level skill issue, please stick to little tykes

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This shit was mind numbing. The only flaw in the game tbh. Hated it so much i didnt bother maxing any of cait's weapon abilities. Frick that moron cat. He had some good comic relief moments but that's it.

      I thought it was kind of fun, just that it lasted far too long. But every other character got a playable solo section so yall wouldve definitely b***hed if he didn't.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Are you telling me that you are gonna b***h about about a 20 minutes section in a 100+ hours game?

        >Whataboutism
        Lazy fricking replies.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Keep complaining about insignificant shit

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            You sound pretty passive tbqh, do you always take things up the ass without question?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        They could have made it more interesting. Everyone elses was much more enjoyable.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Are you telling me that you are gonna b***h about about a 20 minutes section in a 100+ hours game?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        When that 100 hour game is 75% comprised of sections just like that? Yea.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          WOW what a weird game you are thinking of, what does it have to do with ff7r though?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I liked it because it forced me to play Cait Sith and i loved him once i figured out how to play him. I had completely ignored him up to that point. The moogle basketball shit can suck my dick though.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Lmao, the dungeon was fine an it had unique mechanics tied to Caith Sith, homosexuals with absolute dogshit taste like yourself is why devs think it's acceptable to shit out garbage dungeon design like in persona 3 reload or ff16

      Dungeons should have unique gimmicks, puzzles, traps etc, this goes way back to every other dungeon crawler released, nobody wants to walk through empty shitty hallways killing enemies

      Fricking down syndrome having boomer

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Post good unique rpg dungeons please

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You don't even have to go that far, temple of the ancients had a cool gimmick

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Temple of ancients was way worse and dragged on way longer

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Riveting slow walk animation box carrying simulator action, game of the decade! Its like Death Stranding but worse.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Go back to persona 3 reload troony homosexual, dungeons in ff always had unique gimmicks, puzzles

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Did they have to slow down the walking animation while holding the box to Joe Biden senile dementia levels? It felt like I was going to fall over at any given moment. Easily the most boring gameplay on offer.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            If it was that slow for you, you might be the one with dementia, Mr. Boomer

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Is this where we start blowing some minor mediocre short segment of the game well out of proportion because we saw someone else voice their annoyance with it so were going to regurgitate their sentiment while grossly distorting it due to being intentionally disingenuous so we can give the perception that we’re played the game and have an informed opinion on it when we actually haven’t?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Interesting post anon, not applicable to me though. At least you tried.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          That's not what he meant at all, ESL

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This is the thread

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      does this happen if you have a tifa date?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yes.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          damn, no wonder tifakeks have been malding the past couple of weeks

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            so does this

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Cloud forces the handhold
      >Aerith grips tighter
      >Then Cloud increases his grip in response

      so does this

      Blue board.

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    why is he mad?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Because Cloud keeps choosing women over him

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >30 year old virgin
      >no cloud bussy

    • 3 weeks ago
      Nora Kisaragi

      >why is he mad?

      Sephiroth is the good guy. He's fighting for the Promised Land. He wants you to go there. But you're resisting the leap of faith required.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Well he did just try to straight up murder Aerith and Cloud is kind of in love with her so trust is at an all time low right now.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >maybe killing the only person who can stop me from the afterlife was a bad idea

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >too much content
    this a gen alpha thing?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >too much content
      >panty & stocking.webm

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        whatever happened to that poster

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >suddenly too much filler and useless padding is a good thing
      FF7R is a very good game but it is also the most obviously padded RPG I've ever played in my life. The region intel is absolutely flavorless and adds nothing to the game while also locking half the fun (materia) behind you grinding out its tedium.

      The minigames are fine and all since they're not a particularly grindy slogfest, but the majority of side content in this game is of an embarrassingly low quality and exists only to artificially lengthen this game. Pound for pound, comparing the story beats to remake part 1 it is about the same length.

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Aerith is so pretty.

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Having the same Chadey shit copy and pasted 5 times over was a terrible idea, its such a fricking grind by the end and the Congaga region can Congago suck my nuts, fricking turbo cancer

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I liked the actual side content itself. Its that is revolves around Chadley talking that infuriates me.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Finish a task
        >Have to listen to Chadley and his waifu sperg talk for 2 minutes before i can play the game again
        Hated that shit

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Granted they do allow you to skip it most times. Its just annoying that so much work went into that instead of something good.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Why are they so obsessed with him? It was clear from the first game they should have dropped him. Is he for the asperger kiddies? I dont know why he exists. Just make it another vending machine...

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I liked the actual side content itself. Its that is revolves around Chadley talking that infuriates me.

      I hear Chadley, i press skip scene. Shrimple as.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Cosmo Canyon side quests annoyed me more than Gongaga.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Congagas map is just cancer, you cant tell were anything fricking is

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Navigating Gongaga was so fricking atrocious. Especially trying to find the mushrooms for your stupid fricking Chocobo to jump miles further ahead than you wanted.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Which sucks because I actually really like the environment and that banger song, but that place is fricking impossible to navigate

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              It does suck, and because of it Nibelheim became my most favorite place in the game just because the game finally started to feel open world because your Chocobo can actually go (almost) anywhere with flying

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Too bad theres only 3 side quests there. Vincents was fun.

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Cloud forces the handhold
    >Aerith grips tighter
    >Then Cloud increases his grip in response

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Would you guys recommend using a guide for a first play thru of the original FF7? I’m at Corel Prison and I have this nagging feeling like I’m missing out on a lot of content.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Nah. The game shows you everything you missed once you beat the game and you can always continue your progress from any chapter. I thought I did everything but it turns out I missed nearly half of the caches.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Not really. It’s best to frick around and have fun. The only really important skill to get is Big Guard which requires an enemy to be manipulated.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Wouldn't really recommend it because it'll start to feel even more like a checklist than it already does, so even if you like the content you think you're missing out on, it won't be that memorable because finding it was unnatural.
      Also there's not a whole lot worth noting about FF7 honestly. I mean for frick's sake, the game is borderline irrelevant beyond its female leads. You ain't missin' much. Essentially your question boils down to
      >Should I watch the director's cut of my favorite Roland Emmerich film?
      As much as I love Stargate as a comfy science-fantasy flick, an extra 12 minutes ain't gonna make it a masterpiece.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      the game is pretty damn easy so don't worry about things you miss

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Just remember that Yuffie is a rare Pokemon outside of Midgar.

      If you just run around you'll encounter her within an hour.

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Replaying the cutscenes with Tifa's massive cleavage gets old real fast

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Replaying the cutscenes with Tifa's massive cleavage gets old real fast
      It really doesn't. If it does you might be gay.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Beating her skull into a bloody pulp would never get old
      Hope they add it in chapter 3

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        what tea withdrawal does to a motherfricker

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      For gays maybe. I actually prefer the other outfit. Her ass looks cute in the booty shorts.

  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm already 80% through my hard mode playthrough. Quit being a little b***h

  18. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  19. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    That artwork is goated

  20. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Why don't they ever call Cloud out for being a frickboi?

  21. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >no sales
    loool

  22. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I seem to be only one who liked Gongaga

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Why?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      loved it. favorite zone

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        morons b***h about empty simple open worlds but then seethe over the ones that actually require exploration, finding paths, mushrooms to arrive at your objectives, same with Cosmo canyon, gamers these days don't know what they want lmao

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >mushrooms to arrive at your objectives, same with Cosmo canyon
          This was a fricking dumb decision tbqh. Why are they limiting choboco special abilities to specific areas. Let me jump or fly wherever the frick I want.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I lo ed Gongaga but it is a nightmare to navigate

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      hopping on mushrooms and sliding on massive branches while https://youtu.be/3YgPuQdl_rk?si=ign7k0RKGra9Zu16&t=102 is blasting through the speakers is peak gaming

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I loved it because it was hard to navigate, its a fricking jungle for gods sake. Map does suck ass though. And the music is such a vibe.

  23. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How dare you not enjoy the ubisoft towers

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      There’s much, much more to the game than the data gathering crap anon.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Surely you mean to put Zelda at the bottom, Barry. No one celebrates 7R's towers.

  24. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is it just me or did the music suck ass in this game? FF7 Remake was god tier but i hated most of the ost from Rebirth

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      One Winged Angel is the worst version yet

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        People say this every time there’s a new one. Shut the frick up already, you brainless parrot.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Hit a nerve did i kiddo?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah, it's you. And I don't believe you played the game.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        He has a point. Didn't even get birth of a god during the Bizzaro Seph fight.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Not my fault you enjoy music slop

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Nah its great.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Um no

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Even the Jenova set piece music near the end sucked

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      No. Even the silly tracks were great like the stamp one and kyrie's song.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Bow wow wow wow Bow wow wow wow

        Tis a comfy song.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      No, stop pretending you've played it tendiepedo

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Hit a nerve did i you pedo?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I haven't listened to Rebirth's yet, but I'm on the opposite end. I thought Remake's was incredibly disappointing, and the scores are pretty much the only reason I give FF the time of day.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      No it was an excellent ost because it actually had memorable tracks

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Name ONE

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Gongaga theme
          Cosmo canyon theme
          Junon theme
          Dog theme
          Shinra manor

          There’s 5 for you

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            All terrible

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              post ONE good song
              (in before some souls orchestra slop with no discernable melody)

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I can't, it all sucks ass

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                grow up kid

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Yes, you should kiddo

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              What game music do you even like?

  25. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Yeah.
    >Next time.

  26. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Zissnei

  27. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    what was he supposed to finally understand?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      that reality is not fixed but rather malleable, with the potential for new worlds to emerge when the boundaries of fate are challenged. the fluidity of existence and the possibility of reshaping reality according to one's desires. let go of the past, for the future is bright.

  28. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Chocobo Billy and RedXIII story is basically the same
    The frick were they thinking?

  29. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Queens Blood is cringe and the AI literally just cheats all the time

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I thought it was too easy tbqh, but I'm a card game nerd. The only real cheating to me was fighting the actual Queen because she can summon whatever she wants at any time

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Shit was simple, just use the card vincent gives you and go down the center, then destroy her queen card with a chicken. ez. Skill issue.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          You don't even have to go that far lol, all you need to win is play cards that get buffed when others are destroyed.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            True. Gi nattak, griffon, and those pumpkin dudes I forget the name of.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              No because eventually she destroys those too, moron.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Not if you play them in the back row and hold griffon and gi nattak to the end

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Nah homosexual you just got lucky.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                There are 50 million videos on youtube of people using that exact same strat. Skill issue.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Guess you would know, needed help from the influencers huh kiddo? Use your brain.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Beat 90% of players by buffing Ifrit and Chocobo, only had to make new decks for the queen and gold saucer's survival challenges.

  30. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Its literally impossible to do the Chadley Biological Intel: Head Case mission, my party members always kill one of the other dudes first. This is beyond fricking cancer

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Is this the mindflayer one? If yes, cast sleep on the little homies and your party will ignore them.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Do it with 1 party member, moron. Also sleep.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Solo it or use sleep, I duo'd it with cloud and yuffie. But yes it is frustrating especially since if you get grappled by one of the little homies they'll one shot you

  31. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Rebirth set to drop off of the top 10 in Japan next week. This game was an abject failure.

  32. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    So why bring Zack back, whats his endgame?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Sequel bait and Advent Children time jannie bullshit.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Aerith will soon wake up in Zack's timeline. Everyone who's dead will wake up there.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        kek, I recall some anons were so convinced this would happen at the end of rebirth

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Sequel bait and Advent Children time jannie bullshit.

        But whats the endgame? Surely they aren't just going to kill the two of them off again.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Budget cuts, given shit sales

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          The obvious, they both live happily ever after in that timeline. And of course, helping to kill Sephiroth from the other side.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            But how is it happy when eveyone else is dead in Zack's world?

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              He fulfilled his promises to keep™ to Aerith

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >But whats the endgame?
          That's what they want you to speculate about

  33. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >but then... "like" can mean a lotta different things, can't it?

  34. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I want to ejaculate on Tifa's butthole so bad it's unreal.

  35. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    So what is the DLC going to add?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      There is no DLC planned. They said they want to get right to work on part 3 before Rebirth even launched. The only reason they did Intergrade was 1. so they could get the devs used to the PS5 for the next entry and 2. so Square could sell the game again.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >There is no DLC planned
        Right, just like FF16. That now has 2 lots of DLC.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Rebirth already sold better than 16. Theyre on damage control with that game.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            The exact opposite of this is true, Pajeet. Sales for Rebirth are below both 16 and 15.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Probably Zack

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Playable Vincent and Cid

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Hopefully, just outfits. I want the Loveless costumes.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Just wait for the PC version, it'll fix everything.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      sephiroth prequel episode that sets up his redemption in part 3.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      proto-DoC with Vincent
      spear and gun mechanics with Cid
      Lots of Cait Sith meme segments

  36. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Weird how all the PR bot comments appear the moment someone mentions bad sales

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      IT WAS A GOOD GAME THOUGH YOU JUST HAVEN'T PLAYED IT REEEEEEEEE

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Slogged through this entire piece of shit including that final boss with the God of War QTEs and the HP sponge barrier so I could hear CLOUD WE NEED TO BREAK THE HECKING BARRIER over and over for an entire goddamn hour.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I have responded to every single critical post ITT to dismiss their point regardless of what it was

  37. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Double dip with the PC version
    >Triple dip with the inevitable PS6 version
    >Quadruple dip with the inevitable deluxe trilogy edition
    >Remake sells buckets every step of the way as a side effect
    >Marketing for the third game will draw in hypegays and fomoidiots
    Yeah I think Square is fine

  38. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  39. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  40. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    and the minigames are trash, and everything is to cutesy, I miss the darker tone of the original. THis is like a Disneyfied version of their IP.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >I miss the darker tone of the original.
      Ah another zoomer that never played it

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Nah original is darker but I don’t really mind Rebirth’s tone personally. I think it’s meant to be a comfy game more than anything else and if we’re being frank a lot of FF fans are girls in this day and age.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I played the original game when I was 8 years old. I think you need to come to terms that this is a very good kids game

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >the darker tone of the original

  41. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This is Cait Sith. Say guid moanin to him.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I still dont like him, but I'm impressed how well animated him and his toysaurus are.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I'm so sorry that you don't have a soul.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >HEY CAT
          >YOU RATTIN US OUT TO YOUR SHINRA BOSSES AGAIN

  42. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    ok I played the original do i have to play crisis core too beofre remake?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      No. Crisis Core is not canon.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      you should have a nice day

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yes the remake is kino

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You will never meet a Crisis Core fan who doesn't have autism or some other neurological defect or emotional issues. It's fascinating.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      CC is fun and really fleshed out Zack's character. He's surprisingly very likeable, and probably the most admirable character in the series. And holy crap his theme is so fricking sad, they really hit the ballpark with that one.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Before Remake? No.
      Rebirth? Yeah

  43. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    That’s what she said

    LOL GOTEM

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      LMAO

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      LMAO

      LMAOOOO

      troony hands typed this.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Poopyhead hands typed this

  44. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Locking a bunch of god tier materia behind Chadley shit
    FRICK YOU

  45. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Stopped playing at Cosmo Canyon. Couldn't take that shit anymore.

  46. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >@785
    >getting this mad over a harmless post
    Someone's make a trip to a certain list 🙂

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You are a terrible human being and insufferable to be around. Just thought you should be aware 🙂

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I'M RUBBER, YOU'RE GLUE
        WHATEVER YOU SAY BOUNCES OFF OF ME AND STICKS BACK TO YOU

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          You fricking DESTROYED him

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          You fricking DESTROYED him

          Poopyhead hands typed this

          You are so fricking cringe, go back.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I'm cringe? Yeah, we'll see about that
            *unsheathes Buster Sword*
            Got anything to say now?

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              ywnbaw

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >*uses black materia to summon Meteor*
                And now, you'll never get the chance to be with one

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          This poster is cute! CUTE!

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            takes one to know one 😉

  47. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    How about you underageb& deez nuts

    LOL GOTEM

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      LMAOOOO

  48. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Yuffie is so fricking annoying in this game, SHE WONT SHUT THE FRICK UP

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah I didn't find the annoying sister vibes endearing. I'm guessing most of Ganker are only childs with the amount of guys that want to frick her.

  49. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Part 3 is going to be 100 hours
    For fricks sake

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >final sephiroth fight is 5 hours long
      I cant fricking wait.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >final sephiroth fight is 5 hours long
        >and you still cant pick your party for it and the game just decides it for you. Again.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >and you still cant pick your party for it and the game just decides it for you. Again.
          I HATE THIS SHIT SO MUCH, I DONT WANT TO PLAY DOGSHIT CHARACTERS STOP FORCING ME AHHHHHHHHHHHHH

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          they just should have added the option to change materia loadouts between every final boss phase

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            isn't it random though? I had to redo Jenova a few times, the final phase gave me Tifa/Red the first few times then Yuffie/Cait for the time I beat him
            awful fricking fight regardless

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >and you still cant pick your party for it and the game just decides it for you. Again.
          just do the combat simulator challenges. That's what they're there for

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >just go through forty different 20 second loading screens

  50. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Aeris this, Tifa that
    I don't fricking care. just tell me Barret will get his waifu back one way or another

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Myrna died two years before the arbiter of fate was defeated by the party causing the divulgence of timelines. She’s dead, Jim.

  51. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Its too fricking long, it just wont fricking end
    That's because you're focusing on side content when playing 10+ hours a day. You're burning yourself out.

  52. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >595/605 EXP
    it's jenover

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      just complete what you need to complete anon

  53. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >this thread

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This is what removing the ip counter does

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Coward

  54. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Which of the main cast are virgins? Which have had sex?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      tifa and aerith canonically have old boyfriends/crushes

      cloud self-inserters are so cucked it's insane

  55. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I know how much you people love braying about shipping wars but it looks like the substitute to it is the same handful of autistic discord trannies screeching about changes in the story and having bo impulse control when it comes to skipping optional content. Is this really all that much better?

  56. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I do not care much for XIII's real voice

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      AW YEAH WAY PAST COOL
      >*spin dash noises*
      WEEE
      FEAR ME~
      Did I do good or did I do GOOD? >;D

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      filtered, it's gigakino

  57. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It took me like 96 hours to 100% all the regions. Wasn't worth it. Open world and most activities fricking sucked. QB was great fun to play but the quest line associated with it was moronic like most side quests in the game.
    I'll say that after all the dogshit side content grind, the padded as frick main quest was a welcome change of pace and didn't feel so bad.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      BAD OPINION ALERT WEE WOO WEE WOO

      SQUEENIX BROS HOW DO WE DEFUSE THIS ONE

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Once I got to chapter 12, I just stopped doing side content, and finished the game in 75 hours. The number of minigames should have been cut in half, and the open world checklist stuff needed cuts too. The lifesprings and the summon temple things serve no purpose.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You unlock e. Skills, new battles and summons
        Also you unlock recipes

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          All of those things could have been tied to the other open world checklist items.

  58. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Who here are harem pill bros?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      have a nice day dumb cück

  59. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    played remake on pc, wish this released on pc. really don't want to wait.

  60. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Its too fricking long
    ThEy OnLy GaVe Us 1/3 oF a GaMe

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Both of these statements are true.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Wrong. They have given you 2 full games that are both longer than the OG FF7 which I completed in less than 35hr on my first no-guide run as a 12yr old kid. Even the story isn't 1/3 of the original because they've expanded so much and rearranged shit.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      .jpg
      merely a coincidence.

  61. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    this game looks so good
    i can't wait to play it again at 120 fps the way it was meant to be played

  62. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Every time I start thinking about how pathetic I am for wanting to talk about a FF game on Ganker I have to remind myself that there are people that have literally been shitposting in these threads 16 hours a day since it released a month ago, posting the same shit over and over again verbatim. I don’t even know what type of mental illness drives someone to be this way.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Which mean posts in particular did you not like ITT, anon?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >chronic shitposter feels called out, responds immediately

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I'm just curious how we can foster a productive environment so we can all enjoy discussion of Final Fantasy™ 7: Rebirth

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Mine. I'm sorry. I just couldn't help myself!

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Mine. I'm sorry. I just couldn't help myself!

        Shameless samegay.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          While the other poster may also be an extremely handsome individual, sadly we are not the same.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      reddit fantasy rebirth

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        redditbirth* tard, but still the fpbp even with the typo

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I cant stop thinking about the game I am not sorry

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What inspires posts like this? Are you upset that people are enjoying themselves, posting about something they like?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The first answer it autism and mental-illness.
        The second answer is the above statement.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'm clocked in for some of those 16 hours buddy

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You just admitted to shitposting all day even while at work, you braindead moron.

  63. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >bugenhagen calls tifa a low iq dumb b***h and walks away
    HOOOOOOOOOOOLY SHIT BASED

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      To be fair, Tifa is probably the dumbest party member unironically.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        i was going to say that's aerith but she cheats because she has ancient hippy knowledge

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yuffie is up there too but she gets the leeway of being a kid

  64. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The only DLC I want are more piano tracks

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      the dlc will be dirge of cerberus

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Oh I want that too actually, I just didn't realize that was an option. More piano tracks too though pls.

  65. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  66. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    imagine if human life was actually intertwined with the planet like in ff7

    sucks that we're all just irrelevant and there's no synergy with anything.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      we are the universe experiencing itself bro

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The planet is gonna die too some day anyway.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        its literally just a rock in space, it cant die moron

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Your brain is just a rock in space.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I don't think he'll ever recover.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          The sun runs on a massive amount of hydrogen and helium that has such a gravitational pull to it that it causes nuclear fission to occur as the atoms tight compress and split each other. Eventually the sun with run out of energy to produce light and the Earth will go with it, anon.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Should I tell him?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        muh carbon doesnt count

  67. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    why is this homie constantly attacking tifa LMAO

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      he hates dumb bimbos

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      she deserved better

  68. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Game was a lot of fun but it's padded to hell, the story is a barely held together mess, and absolutely none of the supposed emotional moments landed as they should. Felt kinda empty in the end

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      For me it was the ridiculous amount of Sephiroth throughout the game. It felt like it really cheapens his character. I found myself not really caring towards the end because we've already beaten him like, four times before? Including remake. They have to stop

  69. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine if you and been one of the people who waited until the the game was "complete" to play it, only to be met with this absolute beast of a game that won't end.

  70. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Black person I platinum'd FFXIV. Twice.

    You are like a little baby.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      ff14 plat is ez, if you have the dlc trophies ( mainly the raids) then you can brag

  71. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What does the Lifestream do with you after it eats you?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      reuses your energy to make new life or even crystal formations

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        So the Lifestream can't actually create life, just recycle it?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          not sure if the laws of physics are the same in this universe as the real one so its hard to say

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          The souls of living things in FF7 are part of the Lifestream itself.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            What's a soul?

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              the conscious essence of a living thing

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Isn't that only for Ancients/Cetra? Regular people just get repurposed, and generally speaking you don't have memories of your soul's life, so why would you be conscious in the lifestream?
                (You)r energy could theoretically be reimplemented as a tree. Are you saying a tree is conscious, and will have some form of perceived sentience in the lifestream, until it's recycled?

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                you're getting close to the essence of what FF7 is about which is identity
                can consciousness exist beyond memories and identity? I'd say a baby is conscious even though it does not have the ability to make memories or form an identity yet
                Returning to the lifestream could be the same, you become raw consciousness with no identity or memories, but the game seems to define the life stream as a bank of memories and dreams so im not sure if they differentiate between the two
                id have to read more about the life stream

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Aerith literally talks to flowers, anon

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I know, that's why it's creepy. Who the frick wants to spend a lifetime as a lump of sedimented rock that's eventually burned as an energy source? The more I hear about this lifestream fellow, the more I wish he'd just frick off.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                That’s why souls are recycled into new life, anon. It’s better than dying and ceasing to exist forever like real life.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >dying and ceasing to exist forever like real life.
                lol

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                But it's not new life. The lifestream can't create new life, just use ki to reimplement it. So what's the benefit of keeping your conciousness when you could effectively be repurposed as a lump of coal? And if you just so happen to be a human again, or some creature with sentience, you won't retain any memories, personality, etc... that you had previously.
                So what's the point of the soul, or post-mortem concsciousness? Just let the body biodegrade and feed the planet naturally, or if it's helpful use the spirit energy to whatever end seems most convenient, but for frick's sake don't keep me sentient for the ride, especially since I'm memory-wiped anyway.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                you're looking for purpose in the system when there are just the mechanics of it
                the purpose of writing it this way is a sort of environmentalism designed to make the player more intimately connected with the planet

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                The ultimate point is questioning the ethics derived from the burning of mako as an energy source. I asked earlier but got no direct response to the hypothetical of if you could burn mako to the point where you produce life to a greater extent than what is burned, would that be unethical? I.E. one soul to create ten new ones. So my line of questioning is just an extension of the environmentalism presented. It's not my fault that it's really just an outlying gimmick for a generic, convoluted anime plotline.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                The Hindu concept of reincarnation is literally no different and since Buddhism derives from Hinduism and is one of the historical major religions of Japan, I’m going to assume the concept derives from there. There’s nothing stating your essence stays attached to your matter when you die. Also when I said new life, I meant life that chronologically comes afterward. That’s why I’ve said your essence is recycled multiple times now.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                It’s derived from gnosticism. Sakaguchi thought about life and death a lot since his mother passed. So he based the lifestream on those same principals. Although I wouldn’t be surprised he was in big part inspired by Takahashi’s FF7 script proposal, which was later turned into Xenogears, which contained a lot of same concepts.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Something made out of pure concentrated magic that gives clarity of mind to living things in the FF7 universe.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Magic is derivative of the lifestream, which are souls. It's a bit of a chocobo and the egg situation, huh?
                Does a flower have clarity of mind?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      it turns you into lifestream diarrhea.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        unrefined liquid mako is definitely underrated, shit is cash

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Recycle your life energy to make new life. Just like how the real world recycles your physical matter when you die

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        not sure if the laws of physics are the same in this universe as the real one so its hard to say

        Doesn't the planet (the literal planet, not the ambiguously sentient entity inhabiting it) already do that? Gaia seems like a Class M planet all things considered. Shit grows with or without the lifestream. The planet will die eventually, with or without the lifestream, according to Burgerhagen.
        So... what the frick is the point of this green goop that gives you brain cancer and creates monsters and magic nukes?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Kami

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            The green homies from Dragon Ball?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          in the real world yeah the planet supports life from just raw materials as far as we know (unless there's some additional unseen process that is also required)
          in the FF7 universe, life needs the physical component plus the life stream to exist

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            So Jenova came from a lifestream?

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              she's treated like an anti-lifestream and an extra terrestrial horror
              they may have covered more about her origin in the books but I never read them

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I didn't either. The only thing I'm really going off of is the way FF7 (OG) presents it. I try not to mention Dirge of Cerberus because people don't like that, even though it was written and produced by the trio responsible for FF7, and answers pretty much every question I've asked.
                The ultimate point being that Jenova is life. If life cannot exist without the (or a) lifestream, there must be another lifestream out there that created Jenova, for some reason. The alternative is that the lifestream doesn't create life, and its only worthwhile measure is how much it benefits the life it manipulates, versus how much detracts. Personally, my cutoff was at the creation of meteor, nevermind the weapons. The lifestream just kinda seems like a douchebag who hasn't paid his rent for a millenia.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                The existence of the Gi in Rebirth kind of ruin your headcanon, anon

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                How's that? As far as I can tell, it's just acknowledgement of one plot hole replaced with another, hilariously enough by the same shitty writers.
                >The Gi can't enter the lifestream because... uh, don't worry about it. However, they can manipulate it because... frick it, they just can alright?
                Yeah, what a great retcon. Bravo, Nomura-san. Take one unexplained lore tidbit and replace it with three more.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                In the OG the lifestream was (potentially) a self-contained system. Nothing about it or the way it was presented in- or out-of-universe applied any universal law to it. It is the planet; the planet is it. Jenova was simply a foreign entity. What complicates things is the remake (or compilation) stuff introducing the concept of the lifestream representing or having influence over reality. On the flip side, the new Gi work into that well as there's room in their vaguely-explained origin to have come from another plane.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                It definitely got more complicated, but it's still vague in the source material. The origins of the system and its motivations, not to mention its purpose and our (humanity's) benefits from it remain somewhat ambiguous. The whole concept of "alien" entities not being allowed access for no discernible reason just adds to that because it otherwise makes no sense.
                What complicated the Lifestream were Aerith and Bugenhagen. Those two brought about the dark times, morally and technically, respectively.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Gaia is the Lifestream in FF7. The entire planet below the surface is filled with Lifestream energy. They are one and the same. If the Lifestream dies, the planet crumbles and withers away just like your skeleton does when you die.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            This is where things get muddled, because Bugenhagen says pretty much this, but also outright states that with the lifestream the planet will eventually crumble regardless.
            I.E. The Lifestream is not a God, it doesn't create, just maintains, and presumably for its own benefit. So theoretically if "life" could manipulate the lifestream to produce a net gain in spirit energy, so to speak, by utilizing the lifestream itself as an energy source, ultimately benefiting both life as well as the lifestream, what would be the issue?

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              The planet dies just how your body eventually dies of old age. The planet is literally a living thing in FF7 and all life on it are a part of it. Both the planet and every living thing is the Lifestream, which will one day die itself. The problem with using mako for energy is that it prevents the recycling of living essence to be recycled and creating new life. It might not end up being destroyed as Bugenhagen believed but this supports that new energy is neither created not destroyed and the cycle is a self perpetuating closed system.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                So you can't have children in space? If Cloud were to fly Cid's rocket to the moon or some shit and have unprotected sex with Tifa, finally, nothing would happen?

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I don’t anon, you’re really overthinking this, especially since space travel doesn’t even exist in FF7 despite them being more technologically advanced than us thanks to magic powered technology. If they ever decided to explore this train of thought then the offspring would probably be soulless individuals or something.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >space travel doesn't exist
                Yes it does. It's a pretty major subplot, including Jenova, Cid, The Shinra Space Program, and as of Rebirth, The Gi Tribe.
                What would be the difference between an entity with a soul and one without, and would that imply since Mako energy has been harvested for years, that a significant portion of the population is technically soulless? That would also imply that the popuation of individuals with "souls" is static, or can never increase, since the Lifestream can't create souls.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                You knew I was talking about humans specifically, you dunce. Cid is literally the first human to make it into space. The Gi had their planet collide with and absorbed by Gaia, and Jenova arrived to the planet like Lavos does in Choro Trigger and its a specific plot point that it can’t be absorbed into the Lifestream, you dense dummy

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                No, I didn't because the same line of questioning regarding separate lifestreams and their motivations still exists. Moreso now than ever with Rebirth. Disregarding that, the overarching point is the limitations of the lifestream and the implications of what a soul even is in context, or why it may or may not be amoral to consume them.
                I'm essentially just arguing in opposition because the Cetra and Lifestream are really fricking boring conceptually and make no sense, so it's fun to take jabs at them. Hell, it's funner shitposting here than actually playing Final Fantasy.
                Jenova did nothing wrong.

  72. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >people post aerith
    >thread consists of nothing but people b***hing about shippers and post moronic theories to derail conversation

    >people post tifa
    >thread consists of nothing but people b***hing about how Rebirth is the worst game ever made
    Curious.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >People post Yuffie
      >Thread starts dancing

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yuffiebro is 50/50 based depending on if he’s antagonizing DD2 friends or not.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      what now tough guy

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      post aerith
      consists of nothing but people b***hing about shippers and post moronic theories to derail conversation
      This is pretty much what outs peopple complaining about ending theories as all being moronic aerith shippers right here. It's always clerith shitters ruining discussion of the gmae when it veers from discussion of Aerith.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Aerith is the game.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Hmm.... how odd that it appears to be an Aerith shipping moron that's trying to say that talking about ending theories is "derail conversations".
      Exactly like people have explicitly been pointing out, and they've pretending wasn't the case.

  73. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    If Seph is so strong he can just refuse to be dead and frick with the lifestream and literally fight the enitre planets time jannies on his own how the frick does it make sense Cloud and his friends can beat him?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      he let them win

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      In Remake you went from fighting a robot on a motorcycle to killing God an hour later.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I really don't get people that say this because Remake is a great game on it's own.

  74. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    fyi there's a new merc in town

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      She's going to be a real merc and join the party in Wutai.

      Then she'll have her own spot on the Highwind acting as the merchant.

  75. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    bahamut arisen was the easiest summon fight so far

  76. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i fricked up
    tfw no secret sex scene for me

  77. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    These synergy attacks that extend stagger time suck because the animation takes so long

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      thats why you use it before you stagger IDIOT

  78. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    this is one of the few games actually worth the price tag because it's long as frick with frick loads of side shit to do

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yes but 95% of the people b***hing about it haven't actually played that they're just salty it's not on PC (yet) or the bingbing wahoo toy.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I don't know man, $210 + EU + digital sales tax + tip still seems like a lot for some mid-tier combat.

  79. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    couldn't they at least have used a different button for the lifespring thing every once in a while?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      that's what the divine intel thing is for

  80. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Aerith and Sephiroth were originally siblings, which is why they share a similar eye color and hair style.
    In some alternate timeline line, Aerith called Sephiroth onii-chan.

  81. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >get blue chocobo
    >look how hard I can piss.jpg

  82. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    trust the plan

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You missed one.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Part 3 will actually have some kind of secret to unlock her and bring her back.
      My cope is that we never saw her Limit Break 4, Great Gospel. Though it could be done for a cutscene in the final battle or something.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        What do you mean “secret” or “unlock bringing her back”? It’s literally part of the story she’s coming back and she didn’t even die this type around, donut.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Aerith dies at the end of this, anon. She's in the lifestream at this point (and the one fighting with you against Seph is lifestream Aerith, she thanks you for making the attempt to save her at the start of that fight).

          The Aerith at the end is either merely normal delusions or its Jenova doing mind frickery on Cloud. Likely the 2nd, but.... certain anons get fricking pissed when he say that so... we'll just say it could just be normal delusions instead. Whatever it is, she's technically dead, but she can still likely be brought back in part 3.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Didn’t read

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              no one cares

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I think that's what people get confused about when people say "Aerith is dead", since she's technically still doing stuff in the Lifestream. So they think of her as "alive".
            Jenova pretending to be Aerith to frick around Cloud's head is independent of that in any case.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >Jenova pretending to be Aerith to frick around Cloud's head is independent of that in any case.
              And also not happening

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >happening
                It already happened at the end of Rebirth.
                What hasn't happened yet is the full reveal to Cloud himself and the rest of the party.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                yeah you’ll be waiting a while for that

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                True. 3 or 4 years until Part Three more than likely.
                It will be kino.

  83. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    this game makes me so happy

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      FFVII been keeping me company for decades, keep 'em coming.

  84. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I was told Yuffie cute.
    Is this true?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I hated Yuffie in the OG. Outright thought she was terrible and deserved to be executed.
      Intergrade + Rebirth REDEEM her completely for me.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      She’s really, really cute

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I think it'd be really cute if she jumped off a cliff and never came back.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      She's annoying and looks like a boy on estrogen and will not shut the frick up about materia. All she does the entire game is talk about materia and ruin cutscenes by talking about her motion sickness and vomiting.

  85. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Ever since Sakaguchi left the company no one has been able to fill his shoes in terms of management. He knew how to handle the individual teams, when to clamp down or back off, it's why Square had such a large variety of games back in the day as opposed to them basically being a one trick pony now.

  86. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Vincent chads we eating good soon

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Death Gigas and Hellmasker soon!

  87. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >spend 30 minutes setting up materia and gear for my main 3
    >umm actually you have to play as red XIII and barret now
    Black folk

  88. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    everyone saw the "optional" kiss. in the world's minds, it's canon. it's over for aerith shitters, barely anyone even got her date. the devs know what fans care about now.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      nobody tell this guy about the rest of the game

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        No, Jenova came from the same planet as Ultima in FF16

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >both jenova and ultima exploit the villain's mommy fetish
          interedasting

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            My headcanon is all FF games take place on the same world just at different times, so if Jenova is an extra terrestrial then why not be from the same place and Ultima

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You wanna know what EVERYONE actually saw?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        13 days until the end.

  89. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm still in the Grasslands area at 26 hours

  90. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You ARE playing Ever Crisis, right?

  91. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I know it just keeps going and going and going from one 10/10 area to another

  92. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I don’t mind the combat is genuinely satisfying when you completely crush an enemy that was giving you a hard time because you figured it out so well.

  93. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I finally finished the main story after like 70 hours. I was initally doing all the sidequests + queens blood + mingames along the way as they showed up but gave up around chapter 10 and just beelined the main quests.

    I never played original so I can't really tell what changed plot wise. I knew Aerith was supposed to die but does it happen this early in the game? Also how far did Rebirth get in the original story?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Also how far did Rebirth get in the original story?
      About 5%

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Don't listen to the other anon. At the point Aerith dies in the OG it's at least halfway, narratively.

  94. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You are correct. It's a story with some game play thrown in. All the gayass side quests make it insufferable

  95. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >cloud
    >tifa
    >red 13
    thoughts on this team?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Peak cringe, Cloud, Barrett, Aerith is the only acceptable answer

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      cuckold team

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        meant for

        Peak cringe, Cloud, Barrett, Aerith is the only acceptable answer

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Can you go 5 seconds without thinking of BBC anon?

  96. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Actually thinking about, itsAllADreamgay might be right.
    Nothing about a multiverse makes sense if it's exclusive to the planet and not the universe.
    What does Sephiroth even hope to accomplish?
    It's probably all a dream like the Cosmo Canyon npc was saying.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That’s because you’re thinking of these worlds as literal different worlds instead of simply conscious reality taking place on different frequencies

  97. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Aerith IS the plot, bozos.

  98. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    so it's moronic Jap animism combined with their fear of nuclear energy

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Pretty much, although this game does a worse job of conveying it than the original. Not even muh environmentalism was able help Rebirth's sales though, as it has sold less than FF16.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Environmentalism never drives sales. Govenrment subsidies for environmentalism do that.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      In the FF7 world, coal and petroleum are the environmentally friendly alternative energy sources.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Who says they aren’t in real life either? What happens when all the carbon in the atmosphere gets fixated into the ground?

  99. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is it accurate to say that Sephiroth has not actually revealed his plan, and we're still speculating on it? As far as I know he hasn't stated his goals

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      his goal was stated in Nibelheim: to reclaim the planet from the humans which in his eyes stole it from the Cetra
      Sephiroth mistakenly thinks Jenova and him are decedents of the Cetra and the heirs to the planet
      As for as his new remake plan goes, it hasn't been fully revealed, but has something to do with creating a confluence of despair in order to empower himself

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        yeah, it's the remake one I'm confused about. in OG it was pretty clear, and in AC he just straight up tells Cloud what he's going to do. to have us shamble along guessing until part 3 irks me a bit

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      prime timeline aerith implied whatever he is doing it would end up with him being completely and utterly alone and she does not understand why he would want that

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        will we end up saving Sephiroth with the power of friendship and forgiveness?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          sephiroth is actually already redeemed, Aerith is just too moronic to realize it
          he is ore wa-roth now, not watashiroth
          he became his pre-nibleheim-mind-break self again

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            is the pronoun use that relevant in Sephiroth's case? like can he just change what words he uses just cuz he wants to?

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Ultimania apparently points it out and asks “who is this Sefiros?”
              It has some importance

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Was he ever boku-roth?

  100. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Damn I really need to know what cetra pussy smells like

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      like fish and smegma

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Bags of sand.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      lilacs and vanilla

  101. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This is my wives Tifa and Aerith. They are both about to win their first goty since 1997. Congratulate them and don't be rude.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >They are both about to win their first goty since 1997
      not if my wife has anything to say about it

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >got beaten by OoT on release
      >win 27 years later
      Well, I’m at least happy to say this game deserves it, especially when looking at the competition

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        what other big AAA games are coming out this year?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          No idea. Is Rebirth winning unopposed?

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            SO far the biggest threat is elden ring DLC. Don't know how good it will be, but I hope they don't really give goty to a DLC.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              there's nothing Elden Ring can do that can beat Rebirth

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              I mean thats winning best ongoing game for sure, but I dont think dlc can be listed in goty.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              a DLC can't win GOTY as far as I know

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        to be fair OoT wouldn't have lost to anything over the last 27 years

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >They are both about to win their first goty since 2021.
      FTFY, DLC and First Soldier were the only good games to come out that year

  102. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    this is the prevailing consensus on the Nomura-mindfrick ending so far. Makes much more sense when you lay it out like this

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      giving me flashbacks and whiplash like KHIII

  103. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >13 days until April 12th

  104. 3 weeks ago
    Nora Kisaragi

    I just purchased FINAL FANTASY VII On Steam

    currently in Mako Reactor looking for the first fricking step towards the parallel world.

    it's a whole bunch of running into walls and pushing buttons...i'm not going to be the one who pulls this off...

  105. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    So what the frick is Jenova? Literally just some random alien that happened to crash into earth? Did she die on impact? I don't fricking get it

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      https://finalfantasy.fandom.com/wiki/Jenova#Arrival

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Jenova is basically a parasitic alien entity that can take the form and memories of its prey via illusions and such. It also can insert its own self into other beings (though Hojo sort of forces the process). It generally takes on the forms of the loves ones of the lifeforms she's trying to destroy or take over that have died, and is pointed out in the last chapter of the game from the temple.

      Once it destroys a planet and takes all its lifeforms, it uses its remaining parts to travel to find other planets and repeat the process.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Hojo was based for wanting to study it. Shame on the Ancients for being such pussies.

  106. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Cloud, Tifa killed Aerith
    >Therefore you must kill her
    >Remember when I taught you Omnislash?

  107. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    bro what is this guy smoking

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      that was the one part that seemed like schizo babble instead of an actually coherent theory. Didn't make any sense to me

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      As moronic as this is it does at least somewhat explain why the party is entirely absent from the "Aerith lives" timeline

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He should at the very least scrap that top portion as that’s confirmed as the AC trio

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I just skimmed this and it pretty much sounds like the plot to Final Fantasy III. So yeah, he's smoking what Square's been smoking for forty years now.
      For real though, this just sounds like Kingdom Hearts. Given the individuals working on Remake, I can't fault the guy for theorizing this crap. The big issue is the lack of recognizing that no matter how much convoluted shit you slap onto a story, that won't make it have any depth, or make your audience give a shit about the characters. Well, it must work on some audiences. Eh, whatever. To each his own.

  108. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Bros I don't wanna wait another 3-4 years for the end

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      the dire thing is what the hell are we supposed to play in that time
      is unicorn overlord any good?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I'm gonna try out new threat but beyond that I have nothing to look forward to
        I'll probably replay XVI when the last DLC comes out too

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >I'm gonna try out new threat
          It's awesome, highly recommended. imo it's the definitive way to replay the game

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I've heard good things. I've been meaning to try out Alternate Fantasy for FF9 too, do you know if that's any good?

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Is it ballbustingly hard, or just challenging enough to warrant actually using materia like sleep and confuse?

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              just challenging enough, it's not super hard at all. There is a hard mode and "Alternate" mode if you want some challenges, but the main game is pretty much the same with some QoL changes. There's a breakdown of all the changes on the mod page

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah right, cool ill check it out, ty anon

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >is unicorn overlord any good?
        Did you used to play Ogre Battle? Because it's a far more RPG version of Ogre Battle.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          nah I've played Tactics Ogre though, I guess its worth checking out

  109. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Game awards should have hired Andrea's IRL dancer face model and have him take up Nomura and his ilk in the audience for a dance off

    Too bad Dio is just purely CGI

  110. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    stillbirth will lose rpg to ttyd remake (turnbased) and goty to metaphor (turnbased)

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Where does your faith in Metaphor come from?

  111. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Replaying the OG from where Rebirth finished, and with new context its interesting that at the crater Cloud constantly calls everything Seph shows him an illusion, just like he was doing with the tear in the sky at the end. Also red does get tricked into handing over the black materia.

    Im very much in the camp that rebirths ending is cloud going mega schizo now.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      And the Tifa sucks his dick and he calms down and everything is fine

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >early 2000s Tifa animation

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Im very much in the camp that rebirths ending is cloud going mega schizo now.
      were there people thinking otherwise? he chases Aerith down like a maniac to end one chapter

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'm wondering if they'll adapt the part where Sephiroth convinces Cloud (and tries to convince everyone else) that he was never real and that he just inserted himself into Tifa's memories

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Also red does get tricked into handing over the black materia
      It’s optional, can also be Barret

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Proof?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          HOW? I replayed the original a few times and it was Red every single time

          You have a choice between the two of them. Every other character refuses.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I'm pretty sure Barret refuses too.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Maybe if you have him in the party, but he is 100% an option.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        HOW? I replayed the original a few times and it was Red every single time

  112. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Aeris falling down on the temple is lame

    Aeris climbing down like it's nothing is even funnier

  113. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  114. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >"His penis is small."

  115. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I think the Aerith at the end was some sort of projection, and Cloud ends up in the wheelchair because Sephiroth pulls what did did at the Gongaga reactor except a thousand-fold

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Leading theory is that it's Jenova frickery appearing as Aerith.
      Lines up with Sephiroth laughing during the last fight when Cloud tells him "say whatever you want, that shit don't work with me anymore" and the very very end of the fight when he sees Cloud with Aerith, then laughs one more time because he sees directly how Cloud can be more easily further manipulated.

  116. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    the Gi are infinitely more interesting where's a Gi game

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >The Planet hates immigrants and won't let them into the lifestream
      Based

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Sits around and does nothing while they live rent-free until they decide to literally nuke the planet
        Not so based

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Just because the Planet's designated Cetra border patrol isn't good enough at their jobs doesn't mean there is no trying

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Bro we can't get into the lifestream and the Cetra don't like us
      >>Why do you want to go to the lifestream, and who gives a shit, the Cetra are gays anyway
      >I just do, okay, now I'm gonna go cry until my spirit energy commands a literal celestial body to destroy the planet cause frick you
      Wow, the stupid ass anime equivalent of a school shooter but with even less motivation, fascinating. Wonder how long it took 'em to whip up this script?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        probably because their bodies are rotting and they are feeling eternal pain without rest or hope for release

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah, and I have epilepsy, multiple head injuries as a result, and my right shoulder is fricked. Don't see me shooting up my local grocery over it. Yet.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            the Gi dont have vidya so they arent as lucky

  117. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    play ffx instead moron

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        the only people who make fun of the laughing scene either
        >Weren't paying attention to the story
        or
        >Didn't play the game at all

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      "i hate you"

  118. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    GI WILL NOT REPLACE US
    GI WILL NOT REPLACE US

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      the Gi are infinitely more interesting where's a Gi game

  119. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    why the frick does multiverse biggs know about cloud?
    NOMUUUUUUUUUUUUUURAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Because his Cloud left Midgar?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        biggs never knew cloud

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Yes he did. Zack entered Midgar with his Cloud after that world's Cloud escaped Midgar/HQ.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            SHUT UP moron
            THIS BIGGS KNOWS ABOUT THE CLOUD FROM THE WORLD WE WERE FOLLOWING
            WHY

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Calm down it's just a video game.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Bro Biggs tells the story in game of how he knows

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                im liveblogging as i play

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                lil homie

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Because his Cloud left Midgar?

      biggs never knew cloud

      biggs in "zack's timeline" is biggs from the main timeline, he literally got isekai'd there
      so did Zack actually, its not Zack's original timeline either
      its a doomed timeline where meteor is already summoned and they both got warped there

  120. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOT THE CONTENT NOOOOO!!!! I DON'T WANT MORE VIDEO GAME NOOOOO!!!!!!

  121. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    So what was the deal with Zack's universe?
    Evidently the party was injured at Shinra tower, and they claim that the last member of Avalanche still at large has a Buster Sword (presumably talking about Cloud) who the guards then mistake as Zack.
    This is supported by Biggs talking about how Cloud is a badass to Zack, whereas Zack only know Cloud as a Shinra grunt.
    Is that universe like a fusion of two separate timelines? One where Zack survived and one where Biggs survived? Because it certainly sounds like there were two Clouds in that universe: The one that's all Mako poisoned and was with Zack, and the one that went and worked for Avalanche

  122. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i blame kevin feige for poisoning the japanese with multiverse plotlines

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Evangelion
      >Fullmetal Alchemist
      >Dragon Ball Z
      Endgame came out in 2019, anon.

  123. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    troony thread

  124. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Redemption plays during part 3's credits
    KINO

  125. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    so let me get this right
    we saved our aerith but sephiroth did some shit and the one we saw dead is from another timeline and cloud can see our aerith alive because he can see trough timelines (he is the only one able to see the fissure on the ky)????

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