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  1. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    The what of what?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Garten of N ban
      Horror game about an internet where the N word is a bannable offense everywhere.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Most expensive horror series ever made

  2. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I'll be sure to buy it
    and then immediately refund it and then pirate it and upload a playthrough of it so nobody has to play it

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Unfathomably based

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Unfathomably based

      It's this level of douchebag that's the reason why devs are stretching out their games.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        The horror...

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        oh no the predatory and poorly made mascot game is being artificially extended even though it would've been anyway.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >skim through youtuber playing it
        >they're jaded through the entire playthrough and just keep going "yeah yeah whatever" and skipping every bit of extra reading "if you wanna read it just pause" and looking fricking tired through every quest
        It's always funny to see that every single one of them shit on the game but they keep playing it for the views.

        They're stretching this game the frick out to frick with refunds already and it shows, honestly.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          >they're jaded through the entire playthrough and just keep going "yeah yeah whatever" and skipping every bit of extra reading "if you wanna read it just pause" and looking fricking tired through every quest
          I'd imagine a lot of them are only playing it because their fanbase expects them to at this point and they just want to get it over with as quickly as possible so they can move on to something else.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          I really enjoyed that period of time that markiplier really obviously wanted to do something else but horror games made mad money so he was slumming it through a bunch of dogshit. He could barely even bother to fake react.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      more power to you anon

  3. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Is this how oldgays felt when zoomers were obsessed with FNAF?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Not really. Scott's a genuinely good guy and he was genuinely passionate about the games he made. The Banban devs are just greedy israelites. From the very beginning the series was just a cashgrab attempt on capitalizing on the mascot horror fad and every game they've released in the series has less and less effort put in and more and more attempts at pointless padding to try to keep people from refunding the game when they beat it before hitting the 2 hour mark

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        The Euphoric Brothers actually have a lot of soul put into the series.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          If only they weren't israelites that cut one game in multiple parts and sold them separately

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah, nothing screams soul like blatant store bought assets, attempts to stretch what would otherwise be one hour games into over two hours with blatant padding bullshit like excessively long hallways, pointless busywork compounded by pointless animation (see that one bit where you need to pick up every single crayon in a room, watch them get inserted one by one into a slot, and then watch some thing go in a zigzag pattern across the entire room), and needlessly long elevator/tram rides.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      yes, it's like seeing history repeat

  4. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    And i can't play it due to a glitch.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >unironically playing it
      Anon? why

  5. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Fun fact, if your kids asks for this game you can just give them the free minecraft mod version since it actually can do anything the main game does but better and with less glitches

  6. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Why did they skip V?

  7. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >it's bad guys, look at how horrible that game is, it's a joke. Anyways here some free publicity
    >Holy shit have you seen that game everyone is shitting on? Anyways i'm also making a video to tell you how bad it is and shilling it at the same time
    >Here my version of this game who is league better!!! (It's also shit). Not making free publicity for the game (it does)
    >Oh here new chapters, let's laugh at how it doesn't become better. Nevermind that the game is making mad profit from all that free publicity, let's continue

    Should have let that game rot, but we're in 2020 the decade of free shilling and milking!!!!!

  8. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    In one of the darker episodes of my life, I spent four hours watching Garten of Banban gameplay footage and at the end I discovered that I was unable to form an opinion about it. Garten of Banban defeats all of my critical faculties and is impossible to evaluate. It's impossible to evaluate because I don't know what it is.

    Garten of Banban feels like you've been shrunk down and put in the middle of a story a seven-year old child is telling with his toys on the floor. There's a loose plot, but it doesn't make sense and is largely shaped by obvious external inspirations. The child clumsily voices all the characters as they have their awkward little conversations, and sometimes he makes them fight by banging them together. New characters come and go at random as the child gets new toys and loses interest in old ones. Entire ideas and concepts are established and then ignored, or discarded and then spontaneously recovered after being forgotten. Occasionally, something totally fricking bizarre happens even in the framework of the world the child has constructed, like he just watched an episode of some television show and wants to incorporate that into his fiction regardless of whether or not it actually fits. The game exists on a mental wavelength that I, as a fully grown adult, cannot engage with or understand.

    For the record, I don't think any of this is intentional. The devs are like painters on heroin, lazily splashing random colors across a blank canvas in the hopes of getting twenty bucks for tomorrow's fix, but in the process they've managed to accidentally arrive at the exact cognitive level of a child, which might explain the series' inordinate popularity with that exact age-range. I've seen Garten of Banban called "The Room" of video games before, but that doesn't do it justice. It's more like a video game made on another planet, by a mind so alien and incompetent that its messages cannot be fully comprehended by a functional human brain.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      This strangely hits the nail on the head. Would explain all the simple character designs

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Well actually Game Theory has managed to dig deep into the story and found a lot of hidden meaning to an honestly depressing story about family, love, loss and pain.

  9. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    You sound like a dev
    >mass replying
    buy an ad

  10. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I don't give a frick about it, but I'm glad we are getting another Mandalore stream

  11. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >Lore reasons
    There's no "Banban lore." It's just an incoherent mess of bullshit. I'm willing to bet the real reason Banban 5 isn't out is because the devs fricked up the release order since they're so intent on pumping out this shovelware crap as fast as they can and they just decided to play it off as a "well you see... we haven't released 5 yet because... deepest lore wink wink"

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >There's no "Banban lore
      Exactly
      The shit about the MUH DARK in the last chapter was resolved and reset in this one like nothing, and now there is another arbitrary danger
      It's literally a "monster of week" series, they can pump out this shit endlessly

  12. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Go back, You'll never be Gankerner

  13. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    guys what one is your favorite?

  14. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    How did this game survive 7 entries? I thought the very first game was getting slammed for being shit and that every Youtuber was annoyed at the instant toy shilling

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Like said, they are 7 games, they are just 1-hour long chapters of the same game
      >How did this game survive
      Kids are moronic and follow anything that gets big on socials and it's colorful. That's literally it.

  15. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    You know what is the funniest thing?
    It's that these are not different games, they are just 6 different chapters of the same game, that they haven't even finished yet.
    The total amount is already 40$ (chapter 1 was free), so by the time they finish it, it will easily be up to 70$, 80$ or even 100$.
    The devs effectively shit out a itch.io tier walking sim indie that cost virtually 0 to produce and they made morons buy it for the same price (or more) of a AAA game.

  16. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    whomst?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I meant Streisand affect.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      TL;DR is some guy took a pic of her house, she threw a tantrum to have the pic deleted because she didn't want people to see her house, and as a result of her tantrum, people found the image and saw her house.
      Streisand effect.

  17. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Underage or Dev spotted
    Rape this motherfricker

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >underage
      >dev
      You do know that this is contradictory, right?

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >underage or dev
        >or
        Underaged it is

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          I misread one word, no big deal.
          Also i have been on Ganker for years now.
          Want an image as proof? PIck any part of the body and i'll post pic as proof.

  18. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    why is zoomer horror so fricking moronic?
    are you 5yo?

  19. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    PEDOPHILE THREAD
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  20. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    None of these characters approach the sexiness of Dogdays and Catnap so will not buy

  21. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Wasn't this the series that received so many generic versions that the devs themselves lost count and sort of skipped one of the numbers, like going from 3 straight to 5 or something?

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