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  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Get a console board

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    that b***h NEEDS to findom me

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Even if this games dies in 2 months, at least we get access to the soundtrack.

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Splatroon

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      But that’s already splatoon. It’s only a kids game in Japan. In the west the fans are troons.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        True. I tried Splatoon 2, and especially near the end of its life, at lest 80% of the art in the US servers was about trannies or some other kind of homosexualry. I switched to my JP account and all the art is just cute drawings. Why does my country ruin everything?

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Thanks for the heads-up I will start downloading too

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Does that pink haired girl show her big futa girlwiener in the game?

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    first the dodge ball trash now this some trends dont work chasing lol

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    its so fricking ugly. just having it on my homescreen as it downloads right now is truly unpleasant. how the hell anyone can like this aesthetic, i will never understand

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I like it for the gameplay not for the aesthetic.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I'll make the decision about that in a while when its done. But something this hideous and hard to look at doesn't have much of a chance at survival. I said the same thing about Rumbleverse when it came out - its a fun game, but the aesthetic is so painfully ugly that almost no one will be interested in it, and thats the majority of the complaints people had about that game until it EOS'd in not even 6 months. This game will probably survive a little longer since its Squeenix and Sony is backing it, but I bet it will be F2P by year end if not sooner

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        why not both?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        but you can have both and that is not a big ask in a visual medium

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        ... Have you seen the gameplay?

        Even if this games dies in 2 months, at least we get access to the soundtrack.

        ... Have you heard the soundtrack?

        Might as well give you homies a real price breakdown before i get on the game for real.
        Premium skins are $11. There seems to be some event sets that are $8, but theyre two-packs of recolors for the base skin.
        New Slideboards are $4
        Gun Skins are $3.50
        Emotes are $4, some $5.50
        Party Poppers (whatever the frick that is) comes x1 for a dollar, x10 for $6, or x30 for $15
        Digital Stickers are $2.50
        Lounge Decorations are $2

        This is open whale hunting.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >whale
          >those prices
          anon, you just don't know kek.
          Topping up in most gachas will start at around 100 USD and whales will top-up 10-20 times a banner.
          Those prices are not even dolphin-tier.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            all cosmetics should be free. all servers should stay up indefinitely. frick you israelite.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              I'd argue that that's a little different due to the gambling aspect, but I still require the ending of all gatchagay's lives.

              Simply know that "whale" means significantly more than 1k a month in the future. Dolphin is 1k or less a month generally.
              Whales will often "clear out" a game and then drop it for another game that they then proceed to buy out again.
              This game has no appeal for whales.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Sardine chads run this shit

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I'd argue that that's a little different due to the gambling aspect, but I still require the ending of all gatchagay's lives.

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    new sloppa droppa!

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    About to turn it on in a few minutes. I have negative expectations.

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    lmao square

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >premium season pass
      >mtx
      why not just release it as f2p day 1? what's the point? not downloading this out of principle it seems scummy.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'm trying to find this in the PSStore so i can screenshot it, and I can't right now. Its either an error or its not up yet - only thing i'm seeing is a Starry Pop season pass for $6, and two White Foam things that are unavailable

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Splatoon killer.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        https://store.steampowered.com/app/782940/RAWMEN_Food_Fighter_Arena/

        SOUP

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      At least wait a little and let your Splatoon knock off gain a bit of affection before you start trying to sell shit.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      yep, it's dead in less than a month

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Holy shit, lmao.
      The worst part is, I know for a fact people will buy this shit, just like they bought $15 ninja turtle outfits in SF6

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >$45 per skin
        what the frick

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I'm not familiar with how Fortnite works. Is it normal to lock actual characters behind paid battle passes? Don't most games just do cosmetic DLC and sell characters separately? Either way this is maximum FOMO bullshit, shes probably pay to win

          Nah, its a bundle with skins emotes and other dumb shit. I think i saw skins for $11 each

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        its over. (it never even began)

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Good thing i played the beta and got some costume from it

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >$45 for a single character bundle
        please crash this industry with no survivors once and for all, i am tired at the state gaming is in

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          the sad thing is it actually works for games like overwatch 2. whales buy these ridiculously overpriced bundles so they keep adding them.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Hub Lounge area is kinda chill, they claim you can decorate with furniture and stuff but I already saw it in the store so thats not happening. I have always like areas to hang out in between matches, though. Gonna play a few matches and come back with an actual opinion

          This game is literally free right now, so I can see people thinking "well I didn't buy the game, so why not throw money in the toilet?" I can also see kids like it a lot, but I'm also entirely out of touch with the youth. But as anon said, whales will pay for it - just think about Star Citizen and people spending tens of thousands of dollars on "space ships"

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            oops, forgot my picture.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          That ain't shit compared to what a NetEase cosmetic will run you.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Why do boomers always complain about poverty?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Those prices just for a couple of skins and emotes
        Holy frick this is highway robbery.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >no special currency that you have to buy before buying the item so players are less conscious about their spending

      They don't know how to do it

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yes, very amateurish. They could have used foam coins, bubble bits, liquid gold, so many other options...
        I have no idea how they missed this critical friction-removing mechanism in a live service game.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Which is surprising as hell since this isn't SE's first foray into MTX since they've done mobile games before.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Holy shit, lmao.
      The worst part is, I know for a fact people will buy this shit, just like they bought $15 ninja turtle outfits in SF6

      Palworld costs less than that.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        frick off shill, nobody wants to play pokemon but for poor people

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Why do nips can't into live service games like chinks?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Didn't Sqhare already get utterly BTFO by this shit recently with that chocobo racing game? And they're just right back in there doing it again?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What? It's a completely ordinary normal cheerleader outfi- OH MY GOODNESS

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That is really predatory but if they changed 'legit' to 'illegal' it would sell

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Pass.

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    thanks for the reminder, downloading now and what is Steel rising? looks like some souls-like garbage

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Foamsmash is about having a blast, without blasting anyones beliefs

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Let's go!

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >$70 plus microtransactions

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Holy shit, I thought this garbage was f2p

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        its free for all PSplus users this month, and since it requires online to play that means literally everyone

  19. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Might as well give you homies a real price breakdown before i get on the game for real.
    Premium skins are $11. There seems to be some event sets that are $8, but theyre two-packs of recolors for the base skin.
    New Slideboards are $4
    Gun Skins are $3.50
    Emotes are $4, some $5.50
    Party Poppers (whatever the frick that is) comes x1 for a dollar, x10 for $6, or x30 for $15
    Digital Stickers are $2.50
    Lounge Decorations are $2

  20. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm not playing this since I don't have a PS5 but I hope others can have fun with it.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's on the ps4

  21. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Does this game not have gyro controls?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      A loading screen just told me you have to turn it on from the options menu

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      there's no way the splatoon inspired game would leave that out. Surely.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Even Fornite in PS4 has gyro now, Coal of Duty too. These people push these games to die.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >copy Splatoon without copying anything people actually like about Splatoon
        Seems about right honestly

  22. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    For the love of god, DO NOT USE THE ENGLISH VOICES

  23. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You WILL play Foamstars

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Her body produces bubbles. That's her tragic backstory. Amazin'.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Honey you are a freak, that shit ain't natural

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Mutant outcast story in media
      HOLY SHIT YOUR HAIR IS BLUE AND YOU CAN MAKE WATER OUT OF THIN AIR?! AHAAAAAAAAAAA YOU FREAK FREAK DIE DIE!
      Meanwhile in reality.
      >Wow cool, wish I could do that.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You WILL play Foamstars

        This little girl would be a Tiktok sensation irl. Frick outta here, lmao

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >kid wins lamest superpower contest

  24. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Buy an Ad.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      new sloppa droppa!

      Pass.

      Tendies mad

  25. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Battlepass
    So, it's a free game, right?
    No company would make you pay for content on day 1 after selling you a game right?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Kind of but not really. It's included with PS+ this month which you need to play anyway, but after February it's gonna cost $30.

  26. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This game looks like that specific chink aesthetic on mobile I can only think of Flash Party right now but it's not alone.

  27. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Didnt expect a single player mode, even if its just a few missions per character to get used to them. Tonix JP voice is cute, but her super skill is shit. Took me a long time to notice she has a peg leg

  28. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    WARNING: YOUR SEMEN METER IS DANGEROUSLY LOW

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >liquid

      why not foam, suds, or soap?

  29. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is MTX a problem if it's just cosmetics? Just let the morons waste their own money.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      characters are locked behind battles passes

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Oh like how Brawl Stars used to do it?

  30. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Oh, it does have motion controls. I'm obliged to try and see how shitty it is now

  31. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Might be because I was playing with low level noobs like myself, but I we actually just failed a team mission. The shooting is decent, but its just constant visual vomit onscreen at all times. I have always hated this neon color scheme and this games does not let up with it
    News lady is sex, thoughever

  32. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    They locked Mel T behind the battle pass?

  33. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's fun

  34. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Locking a beta character behind a season pass at launch is so fricking dumb.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That's the trade off for it being free on PS+

  35. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Ill pass

  36. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Back from getting food, will try a few more co-op missions before I get into versus

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >rips off both Arms and Splatoon at once
      Sasuga, Square

  37. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >only 5.8k viewers on twitch and all the top streams are ads
    yup, it's dead.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Twitch viewers dont play videogames. Its background noise for gays, women, and losers with no friends.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Twitch streamers only play on PC, it's not relevant

  38. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is the OST up yet?

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