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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Her hand was Konami all along.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      PT, duh.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Wrong.
        DJMax RespecT V

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It actually WASN'T incest the whole time!

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Tsukihime

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Fire Emblem: The Sacred Stones

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Fire Emblem Fates

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      omori

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Anon that's way too many games.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      This is a lot of games but the one I remember most clearly is Infinite Space

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    i am judas

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      devil survivor

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >understood

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The three gods were a lie and you saved the world by destroying it.

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    His daughter was a bell

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    BEES!

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    the cake is a lie

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Prey?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Tales of the Abyss

      The three gods were a lie and you saved the world by destroying it.

      Eternal Darkness

      It actually WASN'T incest the whole time!

      Trails in the Sky

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Eternal Darkness
        Cruelty Squad actually.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Digital Devil Saga?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Tales of the abyss, love that game

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      MGSV

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Soma

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The douche who stole your picnic was actually your deadbeat dad

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The game was rigged from the start.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Friends: The One with All the Trivia (2005)

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      That one troony game

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I cut back on funding and everything was fine

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I'm here at the scene!
    Hmm... Hmmhmm!
    And dat ends my report from the scene!

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Your father was a priest but he also killed your sister your mother and himself
    The culprit of it all wasn't actually your father though, it was a teacher who is actually a immortal reincarnation of Lucifer
    Your canon love interest is timid child that gets raped repeatedly by the principal but it's not actually rape because he imagines fricking you, but the actual twist is the pocket watch he carries around which is of his family who are dead, the reason for his entire timid personality and appearance is because he's israeli and was in death camps during the holocaust

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    You have toxoplasmosis

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Elder Scrolls games, whenever I want to frick a Khajiit

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    All one game
    - There's a mountain she's trapped but when she escapes she sees a beach and sunset despite being on the top of a mountain, there's 3 personalities besides the two characters swapping, your other personality was killed by a alternate version of yourself, the little boy with you is a time traveller that's trying to prevent your death, you are trapped in a insane asylum and chased by a psycho killer but stuck in a man's body, you escape but the killer is never seen, that killer was actually you but wait your a culprit because of the security footage that happened meaning someone else took over your body, those people were infant children that were born inside a mine, the psycho girl that murdered 20 people in a hospital inhabits the facility but she's actually dead, she died in a avalanche but this isn't true because she's schizophrenic and eats a baby's heart in front of you meaning even her entire identity might be a lie, you see your love interest but she tells you that you aren't actually yourself and she doesn't recognize you meaning the entire game was a lie from the very beginning

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The master manipulator who brought about the decline of the three ancient empires ruling the world was an angry goat who was pissed the gods didn't listen to him anymore for being evil

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >there is , but you cannot anymore

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      nice try loser

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    You are War, the missing horseman.

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    your princess is in another castle

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Legend of Zelda.

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    There was never an epic final battle between good and evil, never an opportunity to fight the final boss and save the universe. The truth was this: The only way to save the universe was for you and your friends to die, and you poisoned all of them yourself without them knowing so they didn't have to suffer like you did.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I played Eternal Sonata.

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    aerith dies

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    My love interest is my daughter, my daughter is actually the art director's daughter that went missing and my real love interest, my child is the one trying to kill me and i'm a alternate version of the professor that went missing centuries ago

  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    You and your "demon" bro were actually the same person all along, just mind and body split into two.

  24. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    im already half xehanort

  25. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    uhhh ACKSHUALLY there was a character off-screen the whole time you fricking moron

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Sounds like a very complex plot twist

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      ZTD

      We purposefully trained him wrong, as a plot.

      Jade Empire

  26. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I don't even understand it myself

  27. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    We purposefully trained him wrong, as a plot.

  28. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Your adopted daughter is stuck in a time loop and the main antagonist is actually her from the future trying to destroy herself.

  29. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The main antagonist's goal was to his other half from continuing the cycle of wiping out humanity once they got to strong

  30. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    You're trapped forever in a hell of your own making with absolutely zero chance of redemption or escape and will be forced to experience the agony of your own violent death over and over forever. Hope that attempted curse was worth it.

  31. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The entire game was actually a virtual reality simulation rigged up by the survivors of an apocalypse to confront their own sins and the failings of humanity in order to learn love and empathy.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      13 Sentinels? Just finished that game and was surprised at how much I liked the "restarting humanity" plot given I usually dislike the "lmao humanity was dead all along" twist
      Ogata best boy

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        No actually, I was thinking of Last Armageddon.

  32. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The dragon wasn't real, he lied to you, you ruined the concert for no reason, you get mad at the player but they bear you up, so you just go home and eventually date the girl whose concert you ruined.

  33. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    hahahahahahaha

  34. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Divorce energy and self-loathing made the spiders powerful.

  35. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    We give you 20 Gs if you snitch on ya homie

  36. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >would understood
    You ESLs are really fricking bad at using past tense.

  37. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Where's that damn 4th thanatos piece

  38. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    the assassin was standing beside the guy that gave you the quest 15 steps earlier

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Fallout 1

  39. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Your air combat tournament gets interrupted by aliens, and destroying their mothership is the final mission.

  40. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >The seven gods inhabited your body when you died. Those gods are also secretly evil and want to wipe out all life on earth, and you only find out about this when it's too late to do anything about it. The villain was actually the hero trying to stop the evil gods' plan. The plan actually DOES get stopped, but by someone who is neither you, nor the """""antagonist""""". The person who saves the day in the end is a different type of god than the seven that processed you.
    Not a single person is going to be able to get this.

  41. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The cake is a lie

  42. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Why was the sentient tree in the middle of an ice cave?

  43. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Traffic department 2192
    no (you)s since 2009

  44. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I'm gonna kill you OLD STYLE

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      balls balls balls balls balls balls

  45. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    hey evriiy buddy
    whuts up gamboiis
    teehee
    (my post is not spam)
    E R R O R
    posting
    FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I miss those threads, and 4am posting.

  46. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Newer game but
    >two godlike beings create the story of jesus christ, get into a marital argument and also kill a few people to make some art as a form of couple's therapy

  47. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    You were actually the merchant the whole time!

  48. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    it's not your house
    the owner's corpse is under the bed
    the tv is in the boot

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