>itt. I can't believe they thought it would be a good idea to present this
>itt.
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>2 broken icons
>wallet button
why do they want to put an economy / finance into everything? noone wants to have to think about money when playing video games
take a look at Ganker. every small cap is a literal scam.
Do you know the billions that Valve makes every year due to their economies? TF2 is mostly a dead game, but it's economy is keeping the money flowing.
i'd feel totally safe storing my payment information with a company that can't get even basic advertising correct
>press wallet to goyim
What has happened with being subtle about wanting to take people's money? Has the general IQ level dropped so much that they don't even have to pretend any longer?
Nigerian prince scam precedent. They are filtering out anyone with above 80iq.
if you're trying to scam smart people you're wasting your time. all efforts should be spent trying to scam retards.
>wallet button
we're reaching levels of dystopia that shouldn't be possible
When your head is so far up your ass you're eating your breakfast again it can be hard to see reality.
>the new microsoft edge button that does literally nothing other than bother you with it's garbage sidebar
what the fuck were they thinking?
Why would you need a wallet button?
I don't want Polio
COOOMSOOOOOOM!
The controller
>polio
Why is there a credit card holder?
>wallet button
why not as soon as i turn the controller on 2 people show up at my house to collect money kek
Finally, they released the official "Goycon"
This is why finance types shouldn't try and do anything other than move money around.
>wallet button
HOW WILL PAYPIGS EVER RECOVER?
lol
god fucking dammit
I don't understand.
Normal controller = you can't press Y and move the right stick at the same time.
Abomination = you can.
Why would I want to do that?
To avoid this
Why would I need to do that?
to roll and control the camera simultaneously in Elden Ring without breaking your fingers
If you ever played Monster Hunter you'd know...
t. casual
Create the problem and sell the solution type of situation
Use your other thumb you idiot
what wrong with this
It's not comfortable? Should be obvious... Have you tried playing like that?
yeah i play like that for all my console games.
I play FFXIV like that. I paly MH like that.
Sure you can. I use a claw grip for such situations.
but you can? Whatever, Goys will buy anything.
WTF is that
actually kinda cool
>Press Start
>Pay $10
>wallet button
>web3 gaming
>access your wallet in game
do cryptofags even pause for a moment to ask if anyone actually wants this
What are you talking about anon, THEY want that!
>fingerprint scanner
why is this a feature?
perfect controller doesn't exi-
unlock wallet
You know why. They say is security and shit like that but then they go and sell your biometrics to literally anyone.
>EA designs a controller
Juicero controller
>Web3 Gaming
uhh what?
>so well made two icons have broken links