ITT game franchises that were never good

ITT game franchises that were never good

  1. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    (Pic unrelated.)

    • 4 days ago
      Anonymous

      Absolutely related, ever played a good game? Button mashers are NOT good games

      • 4 days ago
        Anonymous

        You button mash, you die.

        • 4 days ago
          Anonymous

          >Square Square Triangle to win
          Or even Square Hold Square after God of War 2.

          • 4 days ago
            Anonymous

            Square Triangle to win
            And now you died because you use a shitty chip attack. What next?

            • 4 days ago
              Anonymous

              I reevaluate my life because I'm losing at a piss-easy game.

              • 4 days ago
                Anonymous

                >I reevaluate my life
                You always needed to that, considering you talk about Action games and don't understand them.

              • 4 days ago
                Anonymous

                >gow
                >action game

              • 4 days ago
                Anonymous

                Correct.

              • 4 days ago
                Anonymous

                >wallmart combochud
                YWNBAD

                Suck my dick, you zoomer incel 4chan normie

                >action gaem
                >95% of the game is shitty platforming
                Square

              • 4 days ago
                Anonymous

                >getting BTFO this hard "she" can't even properly form a sensical response
                Yet another beautiful win for me. Nice concession.

              • 4 days ago
                Anonymous

                >IESLB babbling
                yawn

              • 4 days ago
                Anonymous

                >sees a webm of technical action gameplay
                >dismisses it
                >then proceeds to not acknowledge it as an action game
                The other anon was right, this is an actual concession.

              • 4 days ago
                Anonymous

                >technical
                >action
                >gameplay
                LOOOOOOL

              • 4 days ago
                Anonymous

                I don't seen an argument in your post, you can't disprove it.
                Cope and Seethe.

              • 4 days ago
                Anonymous

                >don't seen
                >IESLB
                Done.

              • 4 days ago
                Anonymous

                >no argument
                Like I said, cope and seethe.

              • 4 days ago
                Anonymous

                >I don't seen an argument in your post, you can't disprove it.
                And your webm has a Ganker filename so it's not your gameplay and therefore you don't know how "technical" it's being. I'm the guy who posted my GoW trophy (you know, evidence that I've actually played these games on higher difficulties) and there's really not a lot going on there, even DmC makes God of War combat look more rudimentary than it already is.

              • 4 days ago
                Anonymous

                What is the point you're making?
                You're agreeing with the shitposter? Fuck yourself then, GOW3 is a good action game.

              • 4 days ago
                Anonymous

                >GOW3 is a good action game.
                I like jumping between platforms and pushing rocks with occasional combat encounter in my action games.

              • 4 days ago
                Anonymous

                I'm happy for you

              • 4 days ago
                Anonymous

                >shitposter
                Glass houses. Bottom line is that nu-GoW did not ruin the series because the series had very little legs to stand on and the combat was never great in the first place. Calling God of War shit now and good back then is like saying that Disney live action remakes suck and that their 90s direct-to-video output was better, both are mediocre but to different extents and taking up either side of the argument is retarded.

                tl;dr, fuck you

              • 4 days ago
                Anonymous

                It is. Got my money on you not knowing a thing about Action combat let alone GoW.

              • 4 days ago
                Anonymous

                >the combat was never great
                Why did you change your tone all of a sudden?
                What happened to
                >wallmart combochud
                >action gaem
                >95% of the game is shitty platforming
                >gow
                >action game
                You're a shitposter, moron. Don't pretend otherwise,
                There is also a lot of opinion and little argument in your post.
                Now try and explain what makes GOW combat "not great", you can't, but try anyway.

              • 4 days ago
                Anonymous

                >2 anons spit roast """him"""
                >YOU ARE A SHITPOSTER

              • 4 days ago
                Anonymous

                >hijacks a conversation
                >pretends he is the guy I talked to
                >lol no that wasn't me
                Really helping your case here, shitposter.
                Anyways, no arguments as always.
                Your concession is accepted.

              • 4 days ago
                Anonymous

                >reiterate my stance
                Your stance that holds no arguments.
                I asked you to elaborate with arguments instead of just stating your opinion, you didn't.
                If this is your concession, consider it accepted.

                >*Slurps cum* NOOO ARGHUMEENTS
                This is just embarrassing.

              • 4 days ago
                Anonymous

                >no arguments
                Ironic

              • 4 days ago
                Anonymous

                >Ganker is one person
                You got two very obviously different people mixed up (inb4 HURR DURR ANONYMOOS) and even then my last post was meant to reiterate my stance and you were too fucking stupid to grasp that.

              • 4 days ago
                Anonymous

                >reiterate my stance
                Your stance that holds no arguments.
                I asked you to elaborate with arguments instead of just stating your opinion, you didn't.
                If this is your concession, consider it accepted.

              • 4 days ago
                Anonymous

                Accept this dick in your ass, there's jack shit going on in that webm and the games were always as deep as a puddle. I posted my platinum trophy showing that I beat GoW3 on a harder difficulty, do you have anything similar to corroborate your retarded 4chan-fed stance?

              • 4 days ago
                Anonymous

                >/pol/-fed
                lol
                >there's jack shit going on in that webm and the games were always as deep as a puddle
                So your argument is that the game isn't "deep"? Define deep.
                Do you mean it doesn't have a lot of options? Objectively false.
                After asking you twice to pull out an argument you chose to pull it straight out of your ass. Terrible.

              • 4 days ago
                Anonymous

                >the games were always as deep as a puddle
                Why are you conflicting Norse God with Greek God.

              • 4 days ago
                Anonymous

                You don't know shit about GoW or DMC.

              • 4 days ago
                Anonymous

                >all this is needed to kill one shitty generic enemy that often spawn in multiples

              • 4 days ago
                Anonymous

                Are you retarded enough to think Combo MAD are supposed to represent proper gameplay?

              • 4 days ago
                Anonymous

                It wouldn't die any faster in non combo gameplay

              • 4 days ago
                Anonymous

                >faster
                That's your issue? 10 seconds is too long for you?

              • 4 days ago
                Anonymous

                >series where you can instant kill things
                >wouldn't die any faster
                ?

              • 4 days ago
                Anonymous

                >instant kill things
                Only low-tier enemies

              • 4 days ago
                Anonymous

                You can instant-kill everything (mainly in 1, 2) as long as they aren't straight up immune to magic and general grabs.

              • 4 days ago
                Anonymous

                >everything
                >a couple of low-tier enemies
                >everything
                ......
                >general grabs.
                >can't instakill cerberus puppies
                >have to throw them around like retard

              • 4 days ago
                Anonymous

                >>a couple of low-tier enemies
                Cyclopses are low-tier?

                >can't instakill cerberus puppies
                Yes you can, magic exists for a reason. Is this why you're so bad at at action games? Because you don't understand them?

              • 4 days ago
                Anonymous

                >but muh magic
                >can't instakill a puppy with electric charge or how
                L.O.L.

              • 4 days ago
                Anonymous

                >you can't instant-kill enemies
                >yes you can
                >t-that doesn't count!!
                Confirmed for not playing the game as usual.

              • 4 days ago
                Anonymous

                >yes you can
                >you can't instakill them with normal attacks, grabs, half of magic
                >can't even instakill with rage mode
                >hehe you can instakill them with late game earthquake
                😉

              • 4 days ago
                Anonymous

                >you can't instakill them
                Why would normal attacks tied to damage proprieties have instant-kill effects?

              • 4 days ago
                Anonymous

                >instakill them with late game earthquake
                Wow, you really have no played the games you're talking about.

              • 4 days ago
                Anonymous

                >argument through repetition
                >ad hominem
                >no argument
                >IESLB
                >inane off-topic schizobabble
                >wowwow out of fucking NOWHERE
                Embarrassing

              • 4 days ago
                Anonymous

                That's cool and all, but you just outed yourself for not playing the games you're trying to shitpost about. Better luck next time.

              • 4 days ago
                Anonymous

                >for not playing the games you're trying to shitpost about.
                >[headcanon]

              • 4 days ago
                Anonymous

                You stated that an "late game earthquake" move instant-kills enemies in GoW. There is no such thing. You got outed for not playing the game, give it up. Shitpost another day.

              • 4 days ago
                Anonymous

                >move instant-kills enemies in GoW. There is no such thing
                ?

              • 4 days ago
                Anonymous

                >Quake
                You mean the move that gets WORSE on higher difficulties because the Power% is specifically nerfed and has no instant-kill? Again, confirmed for not playing the game

              • 4 days ago
                Anonymous

                >goalpost
                heh
                >Power%
                >lemme larp as khfag

              • 4 days ago
                Anonymous

                What goalpost? You stated that:
                >you can instakill them with late game earthquake
                That's objectively wrong. You're admitting you haven't played the game deeper and deeper in every post. Take the L and let it go, maybe you can trick someone else.

              • 4 days ago
                Anonymous

                >That's objectively wrong.
                False.
                >You're [headcanon]
                😉

              • 4 days ago
                Anonymous

                >False.
                Okay, show me Quake instant-killing someone on Very Hard. I'll wait.

              • 4 days ago
                Anonymous

                >someone
                >golden fish can't remember that we were talking about instakilling cerberus puppies which have low hp
                lOl

              • 4 days ago
                Anonymous

                Nice backpedaling.

                >no link
                Didn't play the game? Just own up to it, it's plain as day now.

              • 4 days ago
                Anonymous

                >backpedaling
                Why are you announcing the thing you do like a replica from Fear?
                >no link
                >ps2 game
                ?
                >reddit spacing
                Run.

              • 4 days ago
                Anonymous

                >backpedaling even harder because he can't own up to the fact he hasn't played the game
                You got caught. Anyone who wasn't off their meds right now would just leave the thread.

              • 4 days ago
                Anonymous

                Cerberus puppies don't even show up in GoW2 you massive retard, that's only in 1 which doesn't have Atlus Quake.

              • 4 days ago
                Anonymous

                >goalpost
                heh
                >Power%
                >lemme larp as khfag

                >move instant-kills enemies in GoW. There is no such thing
                ?

                >yes you can
                >you can't instakill them with normal attacks, grabs, half of magic
                >can't even instakill with rage mode
                >hehe you can instakill them with late game earthquake
                😉

                >retard exposes himself as not playing the game he's shitposting about
                Everytime.

              • 4 days ago
                Anonymous

                >things /cgg/ poser trash and Rebbit parrot gays say

                >/cgg/ chads
                No such thing. They died for a reason.

                >/cgg/
                Everytime.

              • 4 days ago
                Anonymous

                That general is dead for a reason.

              • 4 days ago
                Anonymous

                >dead
                >lives rent free in a resident shitposter's head
                Oh my

              • 4 days ago
                Anonymous

                >>dead
                For good reason.

              • 4 days ago
                Anonymous

                >grabs, half of magic

                >what is ring-outs and petrification?
                Retardbro....

              • 4 days ago
                Anonymous

                How much mental illness is required to be a combocuck but for the wrong series lmao

              • 4 days ago
                Anonymous

                You have to be buckbroken by /cgg/ chads +10 years ago.

              • 4 days ago
                Anonymous

                >/cgg/ chads
                No such thing. They died for a reason.

              • 4 days ago
                Anonymous

                Suck my dick, you zoomer incel 4chan normie

              • 4 days ago
                Anonymous

                Is Titan difficulty hard? I thought about going for the platinum in 3 but the Challenge of the Gods in GOW1 filtered me extremely so I was put off.

              • 4 days ago
                Anonymous

                Nah, the challenges in GoW1 are probably some of the hardest things in the series aside from maybe the trial of Archimedes or Sigrun.

  2. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    What's your favorite game gay? My hello fucking kitty adventure?

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      The gore in the games was basic bitch boring shit 95% of the time. Oh wow you hit a guy and he bleeds like a cheesy horror movie character. Now hit him 50 more times to actually do any sort of visible damage to him!

      • 5 days ago
        Anonymous

        It's literally a hack and slash. What the fuck were you expecting?

        • 5 days ago
          Anonymous

          A bit of guts wouldn't hurt, also some enemies not taking forever to kill

          • 5 days ago
            Anonymous

            >A bit of guts wouldn't hurt
            Name one game back then that did this.

          • 4 days ago
            Anonymous

            Sounds like a skill issue to me.

      • 5 days ago
        Anonymous

        >not naming a game

  3. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    Pic unrelated

  4. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    the first God of War is excellent. Top tier hack N slash

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      QTEs suck dick

      • 5 days ago
        Anonymous

        no, they don't. fuck off.

        • 4 days ago
          Anonymous

          When I read posts like these I realize I'm too old.

          • 4 days ago
            Anonymous

            No, more like stupid. Which has always been the case.

            • 4 days ago
              Anonymous

              no, they don't. fuck off.

              >omg I press button im awesome
              Its sad to see the next generation got brainwashed like this

              • 4 days ago
                Anonymous

                Why are you playing video games if you hate pressing buttons?

              • 4 days ago
                Anonymous

                I want to push buttons that always do the same thing, not play simon says

              • 4 days ago
                Anonymous

                >I want to push buttons that always do the same thing
                Okay, so then why you playing video games if you hate pressing buttons.

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      >the first God of War is excellent.
      that is true and op plays only fps

    • 4 days ago
      Anonymous

      >the first God of War is excellent
      If by excellent you mean just ok and very short, then yes

      • 4 days ago
        Anonymous

        No, he's right. It is excellent.

        • 4 days ago
          Anonymous

          It's really not, maybe if you compare it to Nu-GoW

          • 4 days ago
            Anonymous

            It is. Got my money on you not knowing a thing about Action combat let alone GoW.

            • 4 days ago
              Anonymous

              I am actually old enough to have played God of War when it came out; Preferred DMC3 as the action game whose protagonist is a parody of what a middle schooler would think is cool

              • 4 days ago
                Anonymous

                What does any of that have to do with you not knowing game mechanics in video games?

              • 4 days ago
                Anonymous

                Please explain the mechanical excellence of the original God of War to my ignorant self.

                Because i remember there being 3 combos to a weapon, like 2 weapons and square square (there might be an extra square here) triangle with the default chainblade being a le to deal with literally anything on hard.

              • 4 days ago
                Anonymous

                Something about grabs, and grabs and grabs and collision and grabs and grabs
                Grabs oh god I love GRABS GRAPPLES

              • 4 days ago
                Anonymous

                You know you can also simplify something like NG to UT UT Izuna Drop UT UT, right?
                Oh, what am I saying. You don't actually care about action games.

              • 4 days ago
                Anonymous

                https://stinger-magazine.com/article/god-of-war-1-perfect-video-game/

              • 4 days ago
                Anonymous

                >Like every other action game, there's a community of dedicated autists doing perfect no damage runs without upgrades using DDE pads instead of a controller (but it's smaller)
                >But even a two fingered retard can finish the game
                >Also grabs

                Yeah, man; i'm convinced it wasn't a mediocre waste of time now.

              • 4 days ago
                Anonymous

                You didn't read it, didn't you.

    • 4 days ago
      Anonymous

      More like square n square, gay.

  5. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    People are going to get real butthurt about your opinion, OP. But I agree

    I’ll say Borderlands. I played the first two a lot and at some point it clicked that I was just killing time and not even having that much fun with them. Gameplay is braindead and the writing is pure shit. And somehow it got worse

    • 4 days ago
      Anonymous

      OPs post should have been bordershit

  6. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    A lot of Western mid 2000s games are like this
    none of them were actually ever good bioshock uncharted killzone etc but they're fondly remembered because of some bullshit nostalgia or having no standards to begin with
    I can play a game for hundreds of hours but still know it's dogshit but to claim it's otherwise is delusional

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      you're not le epic logical, objective thinker. you just have no spine or character. if you play a game for 200 hours, you find it fun and that is enough. people like you DISGUST me

      • 5 days ago
        Anonymous

        you're never going to convince me any western game post gta 3 is actually good.

  7. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    Did you mean game franchises that don't have a single bad game?
    Yup. That's right. Not a SINGLE.
    BAD.
    GAME.
    CoO is good. GoS is good. Ascension is good. 2018 and ragnarok are both good.
    Flawed, sure, but consistently good series. The only way you could disagree is if you just don't like action games.

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      even the java phone game was good

    • 4 days ago
      Anonymous

      This. God of War - While very basic - is an example of a series with no BAD entries. There are some mediocre ones, but not a single bad one.

    • 4 days ago
      Anonymous

      >Ascension is good. 2018 and ragnarok are both good.
      No.

      • 4 days ago
        Anonymous

        Filtered

        • 4 days ago
          Anonymous

          By what? Shit gameplay? GoW stopped being good at Ghost of Sparta. Ascension is a glitched mess and Goy of Slop isn't even a proper video game.

          • 4 days ago
            Anonymous

            >Goy of Slop
            Figures the 4chan incel is too retarded to have a real conversation.

            • 4 days ago
              Anonymous

              >filtered
              irony

              • 4 days ago
                Anonymous

                >Buzzwords
                Imagine having no identifiable personality of your own, and having to rely on terms and labels spoonfed to you to have any sort of conversation. What a miserable life that must be.

              • 4 days ago
                Anonymous

                >getting your own buzzwords used against you
                lol hypocrite

            • 4 days ago
              Anonymous

              >actually defending Goy of Slop 2018
              Ah yes, the game where you're wacking on enemies with your shitty beatsicks known as the Axe/Blades and they decided to have the brilliant idea of having enemies go sicko mode and gain levels mid-battle, so now your basic functions no longer work, moreso if you play at Level 1 meaning they never work past the first 5 mins.

              The game where you play as the fucking GOD OF WAR, yet has armor/weapon RPG crafting garbage despite killing the entirely of Olympus shirtless.

              The game where the cinematicshit camera is so far up your ass, and you can't attack in any direction that isn't forward. Where they have literal indicator shit instead of understanding proper visual/audio cues of enemies by learning their moveset.

              The game with the literal color-coded, palette swapped, and low variety enemy design

              The game where actions like jumping are only allowed contextually, so there's no longer proper aerial options.

              The game where they replaced magic meters that don't regain during battle with dogshit cooldowns tied to the only attacks worth using (Runics).

              The game with the boi button in which an invincible NPC deals better damage/hit properties than you while stealing aggro making the actions of the player less important.

              The game with the magnetic tracking garbage that trivializes spacing.

              The game where the environment is a total mess and, there's no a clear view of the battlefield because of all the invisible walls so the effects of your hit properties work.

              The game that removed general case grappling for a shitty meter stun build up that was a stupid idea in Ascension and still dumb here.

              The game where you are forced to march in a straight line while characters talk to each other that completely kills any and all replayability.

              The game where the list keeps going. Yes, this is the shitty game you're promoting as good.

              • 4 days ago
                Anonymous

                >Goy of Slop
                Stopped reading there

              • 4 days ago
                Anonymous

                Nice concession.

              • 4 days ago
                Anonymous

                >more buzzwords
                Learn to properly communicate and people might engage with you in earnest

              • 4 days ago
                Anonymous

                You conceded. Get over it. Goy of Slop is shit.

              • 4 days ago
                Anonymous

                >4chan incel copypasta
                >reddit spacing
                I ain't reading all that shit

              • 4 days ago
                Anonymous

                >Goy of Slop defenders can't read
                Checks out.

              • 4 days ago
                Anonymous

                >Goy of Slop
                Stopped reading there

                >no arguments
                Lol get fucked

              • 4 days ago
                Anonymous

                The directional cues are better than any other game retard. Turn off those hud elements. Jesus

              • 4 days ago
                Anonymous

                >The directional cues are better than any other game
                Is this a joke or are you actually retarded?

                > Turn off those hud elements
                Which does nothing as it's still indicator shit instead of understanding proper visual/audio cues of enemies by learning their moveset. Because of how the shit camera is designed the game never throws waves of multiple enemy types, now the shitty boi just calls out "attacking incoming" which is entirely universal to go along with your universal dodge.

              • 4 days ago
                Anonymous

                >he doesn't know God Hand
                >thinks his opinion matters in the slightest
                have a nice day.

              • 4 days ago
                Anonymous

                Skill issue, mad because bad, etc.

              • 4 days ago
                Anonymous

                no argument, nice concession, etc

              • 4 days ago
                Anonymous

                >no argument!
                gay, all your complaints boil down to “this game is…le hard!” You suck at it. The camera is fine. The enemies are fine. If you need 150 FOV to play your omnidirectional action game, you’re just bad.

              • 4 days ago
                Anonymous

                >all your complaints boil down to
                issues resulting from bad decisions, which makes a bad game because the combat is garbage.

    • 4 days ago
      Anonymous

      Ascension is horrible.

    • 4 days ago
      Anonymous

      Monster hunter also has no bad games. Even the mobile games are good

  8. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    I've always seen God of War as a wonderful test for whatever the most cancerous trend in gaming is at the moment. In the 2000s it was
    >DUDE BLOOD SEX AND GORE
    and today it's
    >DUDE SAD BEARD DAD WALKS AND TALKS
    Both are different flavours of the exact same "Gaming needs to MATURE to be TAKEN SERIOUSLY" nonsense.

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      >>DUDE BLOOD SEX AND GORE
      kind of true, but kratos and his story still had plenty of depth.
      the new games kind of ignore all that though for muh epic whole daddy

      • 5 days ago
        Anonymous

        >I kill everything
        >depth
        pick one

        • 4 days ago
          Anonymous

          >I believe what the journos say without questioning or playing the games
          Just say that you suck dick bro

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      >NOOOO YOU CAN'T ENJOY VIOLENCE GO JUMP WITH ITALIAN PLUMBER
      Nintendo fags ruined everything

      • 5 days ago
        Anonymous

        you say that but the same fags who made shitty gow made the last of us chud sex torture porn the movie

        • 5 days ago
          Anonymous

          TLOU2 was developed by naughty dog and GOW2018/Ragnarok were developed by Santa Monica, what are you talking about?

          • 5 days ago
            Anonymous

            >implying california fags are any different if you change names and offices
            really?

            • 5 days ago
              Anonymous

              California is weird. It has a massive concentration of conservatives, yet it's still California wtf?

            • 5 days ago
              Anonymous

              if you're implying that two completely different studios are actually the same because they're from the same state then ok that's cool i will just ignore you because you are retarded lol

              • 5 days ago
                Anonymous

                No. I'm implying all california fags make the exact same shit
                if you told someone that it was made by someone else they wouldn't even question you unless it was from a completely different state or part of the world

              • 5 days ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah bro you're so right, Uncharted, God of War, Ratchet and Clank, and Modern Warfare 2 are all the exact same cause their devs are all in cali, such insightful commentary thank u bro

              • 5 days ago
                Anonymous

                >generic cinema crap
                >pixar wannabe crap
                >boring blockbuster fps
                seems like all the same shit to me.

              • 5 days ago
                Anonymous

                >everything I don't like is the same thing
                sorry about the low iq bro

              • 5 days ago
                Anonymous

                >dood le cinema shit is different because I put on a different camera angle
                okay druckman you're drunk

              • 5 days ago
                Anonymous

                i am not arguing with someone who thinks that god of war is a similar game to uncharted

              • 5 days ago
                Anonymous

                >walky walky
                >talky talky
                >quick time events
                >same shitty edge left to right bullshit that takes 3 minutes to do
                literally the exact same dog shit except one gives you a fucking gun

              • 5 days ago
                Anonymous
              • 4 days ago
                Anonymous

                >they're the same when you exclude all the things that make them different
                Yep, you're legitimately retarded

              • 4 days ago
                Anonymous

                How many JRPGs and tranime games have you played in your life?

              • 5 days ago
                Anonymous

                >Three games where you shoot things
                Yep, it's a generic burger title for sure

            • 5 days ago
              Anonymous

              Most coherent nintendofag

        • 5 days ago
          Anonymous

          >The entirely different studio and people made the same games
          And this is why Nintendo fags are insufferable gays. You fucking baseddrinking losers are the biggest pussies of all time

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      Maybe it ramps up on the sequels, but I just got done playing through God of War 1 today and it honestly wasn't even that gory a game. Maybe it's because things got way more brutal with years, and the game does include at least one live decapitation in a cutscene and multiple enemies getting their spines broken clean in half, but it didn't really register on the radar for me as being anywhere near the same level as the Manhunts or Mortal Kombats or The Punishers of the world that already existed at the time.
      It was just a game about one really fucking angry irredeemable cunt trying to get revenge on heaven.

      • 4 days ago
        Anonymous

        3 is full of casual brutality and cruelty

    • 4 days ago
      Anonymous

      >>DUDE BLOOD SEX AND GORE
      kind of true, but kratos and his story still had plenty of depth.
      the new games kind of ignore all that though for muh epic whole daddy

      You’ll understand once you’re older

    • 4 days ago
      Anonymous

      This is actually really insightful.

    • 4 days ago
      Anonymous

      This is actually really insightful.

      >GoW Ascension in 2013
      >shoehorned multiplayer
      >toned-down sexuality (first GOW with no sex minigame)
      >Troy Baker voicing a boring self-serious tryhard
      Well, this fully checks out

      • 4 days ago
        Anonymous

        ascension's multiplayer was fucking sweet apart from a couple of balancing issues (poseidon being a bit overtuned and hades undertuned). so were most instances of shoehorned multiplayer come to think of it

  9. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    god of war used t obe good, but now its just marvel quips and cinematic slow camera bs

  10. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine thinking that the old GOW games weren't full of fucking soul holy fucking shit I hate Nintendo fags so fucking much

  11. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    Honestly the thing that bothers me is how the #1 critique of nu gow is how cinematic and hand holdy it is when gow has always been cinematic and hand holdy. Practically every boss is press x to awesome, every stronger enemy is press x to awesome, the puzzles in old gow are mostly braindead and there's way enough down time that's just pushing boxes where the camera slowly panned to and showed you exactly where to push them

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      the #1 critique of nu gow on Ganker is that it's made by le sjw chud boogeymen, nobody who hates these games has actually played them. Even if you're not a big fan of the newer style they're at least competently developed games with decent combat and stories that are an interesting take on Norse myth.

      • 5 days ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah... but if I'm just looking for wish fulfillment stuff, that isn't it. Which is why it fails. It's cool that it exists but they don't lean into the power fantasy so you might as well keep searching for something more niche.

        • 5 days ago
          Anonymous

          That's fair. When 2018 came out I thought (and still did) that the hack-n-slash power fantasy style games (1-3+ascension) were very uncommon and a new GoW in that style actually would have been pretty refreshing. There's not much like that in the industry anymore. A new big budget GoW esque game would be great.

      • 4 days ago
        Anonymous

        >an interesting take on Norse myth.
        There's literally nothing about god of onions that is norse besides the names of the characters. Max fucking Payne is unironically a better ragnarok story than this commiefornian trite.

    • 4 days ago
      Anonymous

      >Practically every boss is press x to awesome, every stronger enemy is press x to awesome,
      These are just the finishes, and most of the time you can just skip it. It's not that big of a deal.
      >the puzzles in old gow are mostly braindead and there's way enough down time that's just
      Less braindead than nugow puzzles for sure. They cut platforming out of the game
      > and there's way enough down time that's just pushing
      Because that's comparable with the 20 minutes of slow walking in nugow? Shut the fuck up. You don't know what you're talking about.

      the #1 critique of nu gow on Ganker is that it's made by le sjw chud boogeymen, nobody who hates these games has actually played them. Even if you're not a big fan of the newer style they're at least competently developed games with decent combat and stories that are an interesting take on Norse myth.

      >the #1 critique of nu gow on Ganker is that it's made by le sjw chud boogeymen,
      have a nice day chud

  12. 5 days ago
    saucy

    winback

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      Saucy, you should go to bed. You need to get some sleep.

      • 5 days ago
        saucy

        I love sleep... he's good friends with death...

  13. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    It took nu-GoW to make me realize that. You were all right and I was wrong. shit franchise.

  14. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    It was the American devil may cry. And it wiped the floor with that weeb shit

    • 4 days ago
      Anonymous

      YWNBAW

      • 4 days ago
        Anonymous

        >insult DMC
        >Gabriella has a meltdown
        Holy kek.

        • 4 days ago
          Anonymous

          You gay I'm a white male with no gender dysphoria

        • 4 days ago
          Anonymous

          >mindbroken so hard he lashes out onto others like a rabid monkey
          You've taken too much izuna drops to your head, sis.

          • 4 days ago
            Anonymous

            >mindbroken
            Why do you liking coping people to make up for your lack of personality?

            • 4 days ago
              Anonymous

              copying*

            • 4 days ago
              Anonymous

              >coping
              >esl
              Run.

  15. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    GOW ended with 3.
    The new shit is GOW in title only.

  16. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    Baskin Robbins

  17. 5 days ago
    Anonymous
    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      What's the zoomer equivalent then?

      • 4 days ago
        Anonymous
    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      It legitimized xbox and set trends. Just because you sucked at it doesn't mean it's bad. Kys

      • 5 days ago
        Anonymous

        What trends?

        • 4 days ago
          Anonymous

          >doesn't remember all the "halo killer" titles it spawned

        • 4 days ago
          Anonymous

          It started the trend of slower movement and hiding to regen health in FPS. Very bad trends.

          • 4 days ago
            Anonymous

            Health didn't regen in Halo.

            • 4 days ago
              Anonymous

              It still started the trend, don't be pedantic.

              • 4 days ago
                Anonymous

                Calling out a lie isn't being pedantic.

              • 4 days ago
                Anonymous

                Shields are health

  18. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    Final Fantasy

  19. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    God of War
    Battlefield
    Last of Us
    Uncharted
    Gran Turismo

  20. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    Hear that noise?
    That's the sound of Ganker storming the gates.

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      I grew up with them and they really were never good. Almost every turn based jrpg mogs them.

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      Highest grossing franchise in the world. Success breeds jealousy I guess.

      • 4 days ago
        Anonymous

        Popular =/= Good.
        For example - The Fast and Furious films make bank. They are *not* good movies.

    • 4 days ago
      Anonymous

      Sub-par JRPG's compared to their contemporaries at the time, and a history of maintaining that sub-par quality with no major innovation or improvements made.

      >BUT EVS AND IVS AND HURRRRDURRR
      Yeah, no. Mechanic bloat for the sake of TRYING to give you some shallow semblance of uniqueness to your rock-paper-scissors gameplay is not improvement. It's a band-aid on an open wound that never had proper treatment.

  21. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    FIFA

  22. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    Reminder if you like this game you're a kid and you probably like gears of war and halo too. How's those cawadoody modern blops lobbies going champ? Not saying naughty words on there again are you? Fucking dork

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      >reminder that I am a schizophrenic gay who hears voices at night
      Alright, thanks for telling us, I suppose?

      • 5 days ago
        Anonymous

        Did you think this was a good comeback or something?

        • 4 days ago
          Anonymous

          It was, since it's the truth he spit.

  23. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    >things /cgg/ poser trash and Rebbit parrot gays say

  24. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    sonic

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      >filtered by Sonic 3 and Kinos
      sad life

  25. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    >Already seething

  26. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    Asura's Wrath >>>>> GoW

  27. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    Metroid, of course

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      SoTN is the only game that doesn't belong on there, it completely mogged every game in its lane and still does to this day.

      • 5 days ago
        Anonymous

        SotN is pretty broken anon. Alucard is way overpowered.
        Later Igavanias were a lot better gameplay wise.
        Except Harmony of Dissonance, that game is unarguably a watered down SotN.

        • 5 days ago
          Anonymous

          >Alucard is way overpowered.
          everything in the game has a toggle just do a challenge run if you want to do a challenge run. the level design art and ost is still miles better than any other metroidvania

        • 4 days ago
          Anonymous

          I haven't played the DS games yet but I wouldn't say any of GBA games are as good as SOTN

      • 4 days ago
        Anonymous

        But... 3 of those 5 are genuinely good games that are fun to play, still. Two of them are lackluster, generic JRPG's.

  28. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    The only good parts in those games were the T&A. In fact that's the only reason they were remembered by an underage (you)

  29. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    Such a mediocre series. Dull meandering stories, boring stock character designs, simple puzzles, ATROCIOUS gunplay (the way people hyped up Uncharted 2 I was expecting something like Max Payne 3) Even at it's absolute peak it whiffs between 6-7/10. People on here like to whine and gripe about TLOU1/2 and nuGoW1/2 getting crazy high reviews and praise but seeing that bullshit go down didn't shock me one bit after seeing all the accolades laid at the feet of this steaming pile.

  30. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    Are Sony shills really being directed to astroturf hate against the old God of War games here? For fucks sake.

    • 4 days ago
      Anonymous

      >sh-shills!
      Literal schizophrenia.
      Sony doesn’t give a shit what you think, Gankertard.

  31. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    God of War is excellent*

  32. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    Le all of le them. Le everything le is le shit!

    Am I a le ebin Redditchan /vee/ poaster yet, gentlesirs?

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      seething

      • 5 days ago
        Anonymous

        I just want to be le ebin. This is le Redditchan /vee/ - Le Everything Except Le Video Games. Liking le video games is le cringe. Enjoying things is le cringe. Being happy is le cringe. Le everything le is le cringe!

  33. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    Resident Evil

  34. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    True. So many children on Ganker these days.

    • 4 days ago
      Anonymous

      You could only come away with this conclusion if you played on easy or didn't play at all.
      Not that the first few are good, parrying and dodging feels awful in it and way too often you don't have the tools to deal with certain enemies.

      • 4 days ago
        Anonymous

        >you don't have the tools to deal with certain enemies.
        In what way?

        • 4 days ago
          Anonymous

          Cyclops for example, you have to dodge a million times while getting a few hits in until they finally drop.
          You also can't deal with generic enemies that start blocking and ruin your crowd control. Also blocking minotaurs.
          Magic is a crutch and cope btw.

          • 4 days ago
            Anonymous

            >Cyclops
            The ones that job to Magic, Collisions, and Spirit?

            > deal with generic enemies that start blocking and ruin your crowd control
            You most certainly can.

            > blocking minotaurs.
            You mean launcher into OH or infinite air grapples?

            >Magic is a crutch and cope
            Just because you're bad isn't an excuse.

            • 4 days ago
              Anonymous

              >nuh uh
              Uh thanks for your valuable input.

              • 4 days ago
                Anonymous

                >you can't deal with these enemies!!!!
                >yes you can
                >t-that doesn't count!!!!!
                Yikes.

  35. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    Basically any game from any point in time that leans heavily into anime tropes. There's something about the aesthetic and structure of those types that memorizes mentally weak people into believing they're enjoying what they're watching and playing. You have to fuck up your game pretty badly not to be able to milk weeb drones.

  36. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    still like it tho

  37. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    GOW trilogy was great though

  38. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    >ITT game franchises that were never good
    Easy

  39. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    Elabarote further.
    Why do you think it's not good.
    and what counts as an good game to you.
    My problem with your opinion is that you make insane claim that this very beloved franchsice is not good, but you don't explain why.
    You just want reaction out of people or want people to agree with you without actually saying anything yourself.

  40. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    >satyrs
    >wraiths
    What's with Santa Monica and making enemies as annoying as possible? This lasts into Norse God with enemy types like Revenants too.

  41. 4 days ago
    Anonymous
  42. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    >The collection and Ascension are stuck on the PS3
    Weird that only GOW3 got a port.

  43. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    >DMCuck poorly fails to shit on a better action series
    >always manages to reveal himself as a DMCuck everytime hiding behind NG
    It was funny the first time, it will be funny the next time. The cycle repeats.

    • 4 days ago
      Anonymous

      You ok, sis?

    • 4 days ago
      Anonymous

      Ok tendie

  44. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    Why is it that when Euro posting hours come, all the dense retards wake up?

    • 4 days ago
      Anonymous

      >Hispanic
      ?

    • 4 days ago
      Anonymous

      They’re third worlders.

  45. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    While I wouldn't call it crap, I'd say it's just OK. I don't know how it is with the modern games but I never liked how it's grindy if you want to level up more than 1 pokemon.

  46. 4 days ago
    Anonymous
  47. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    Polygonal tits and the novelty of 3D in the 90s is the only thing this series had going for it. The remakes are mediocre modern movie games. It's all average at best even by the standards of the past.

  48. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    Severly overrated franchise

    • 4 days ago
      Anonymous

      >overrated
      Buzzword. All that word means is
      >people like it too much
      Retarded term.

    • 4 days ago
      Anonymous

      >Hurr story too difficult
      >Me only understand shooty games where me kill brown people
      >Me biggest of smartness
      >Why people make fun of me small peepee
      >Why me outcast to society it

  49. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    I nominate Uncharted and Fate stay night

  50. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    I'd much rather play God of War 1&2 and even 3 than play any Bayonetta.
    God of War isn't NG or DMC but it's not THAT shallow on hard difficulty and it's mostly fun and dare I say "epic" most of the time, a lot of bosses looks great with a nice OST. If your game is going to have giant bosses, I prefer the way GOW2 does it over how NG does it, even if the later has much better gameplay overall the way you fight giant bosses is kind of awful, having you slashing their feet.

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