ITT: Games?

I'll start with the obvious.

Homeless People Are Sexy Shirt $21.68

Unattended Children Pitbull Club Shirt $21.68

Homeless People Are Sexy Shirt $21.68

  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    But I finished it oughie thoughie

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Case in point:

      Literally played it last month.

      It did in the ads.

      I did, but only for like 30 minutes

      I finally played this recently and I really don't get the hype. The humor and wackiness is really charming but everything else about it feels like a janky awkward game with a budget of 5 bucks that they slapped together in two weekends.

      Reminder that watching someone play it doesn't count.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Not only did I play it last month and beat it, I did it on an actual PS2.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >00:00:00

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            NG+

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Actual non poser ITT. All the emulator trannies are seething meanwhile they enjoyed the game with a 200ms input lag on PCSX2.
          >it's your hardware!
          Sure bro I literally rebuilt a PC with a 4090 two months ago and there's still input lag on the latest PCSX2 version. Play god hand on a real PS2 or bust

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            just turn on the option that reduces input lag lol.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Sovl

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I remember the hand going through the back of the guy's neck in that cover.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Literally played it last month.

      It did in the ads.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Ah, thank you. I can sleep now.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        why didnt he go down the throat?

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I did, but only for like 30 minutes

  4. 3 weeks ago
    saucy

    God Hand is still fun to me.

    I need mental help.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      hey it's saucy. The Black person who eats shit.

      • 3 weeks ago
        saucy

        Spread the word, make me popular!

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I finally played this recently and I really don't get the hype. The humor and wackiness is really charming but everything else about it feels like a janky awkward game with a budget of 5 bucks that they slapped together in two weekends.

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    played it and beat it TWICE and thats rare

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >bro this game is iconic the best level is the death star level
    >it's the first fricking level

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >This one is so dark and twisted it's about abusive parents and you go back in time to witness a real life rape that shigesatoi toi did and jeff's friend has anal sex with him and you abort a fetus
      this one is responsible for all kinds of edgy kids twisting cute shit.

      >one of le greatest games of all time...with the worst bosses, back tracking and gameplay ever
      poser-core. I get a laugh at the ardent defenders when you point out how tedious the shartifact hunt is they say you should already know it's there, putting their full on battered woman syndrome for a miserably boring shit game.

      >le zany characters XddD and also the shittiest gameplay imaginable, but it has blood and it's for the wii see nintendo games aren't just for kids any more take me seriously and give me approval!
      lil bro core.

      Utterly mindbroken.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      dogshit game, the level where yoda has luke practice the force was broken and soft-locked the game.

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >This one is so dark and twisted it's about abusive parents and you go back in time to witness a real life rape that shigesatoi toi did and jeff's friend has anal sex with him and you abort a fetus
    this one is responsible for all kinds of edgy kids twisting cute shit.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >This one is so dark and twisted it's about abusive parents and you go back in time to witness a real life rape that shigesatoi toi did and jeff's friend has anal sex with him and you abort a fetus
      Literally none of that happens, Matpat and the like have really fricked up people's perceptions of this game.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Matpat
        This was getting posted on Ganker all the time in 2007
        earthbounders really believed it (they never played the game)

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Matpat was a mistake

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >one of le greatest games of all time...with the worst bosses, back tracking and gameplay ever
    poser-core. I get a laugh at the ardent defenders when you point out how tedious the shartifact hunt is they say you should already know it's there, putting their full on battered woman syndrome for a miserably boring shit game.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >le zany characters XddD and also the shittiest gameplay imaginable, but it has blood and it's for the wii see nintendo games aren't just for kids any more take me seriously and give me approval!
      lil bro core.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The only time I had fun waggling.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        THIS but with the silver case, flower sun and rain, Killer7
        Literally the worst games I ever played. Even Shironagasu Island (peak of mediocrity) was a better VN and experience. No, even fricking ZTD was a more tolerable mess. Suda51 is a hack who thinks style is better than substance. It's not. Just thinking about the hours I wasted on these thinking they'd get better is making me seethe so much. Especially flower sun and rain what a whole bunch of nothing
        To anyone recommending Flower Sun and Rain or The Silver Case in Kyle Hyde threads genuinely have a nice day you have shit taste and should never be playing videogames. have a nice day

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >le zany characters XddD and also the shittiest gameplay imaginable, but it has blood and it's for the wii see nintendo games aren't just for kids any more take me seriously and give me approval!
      lil bro core.

      All of these are excellent games some of the best of their generation. Hang yourselves.

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I beat it. Unironically a 11/10 masterpiece with no equal. There's no other game like it and there never will be another like it.

    Final elvis fight is one of the most annoying bosses in a videogame and was harder than anything in the first ninja gaiden or dmc3.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Refer to

      Case in point:

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      [...]
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      Reminder that watching someone play it doesn't count.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >YOU DIDN'T BEAT IT... BECAUSE YOU JUST DIDN'T, OK?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Tranime reaction pic
          Concession accepted.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Bullshit, Roulette moves and yes mam kablam or so game breaking that you can skip 70% of the fight, nothing equivalent exists for Alma or Vergil 3

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Vergil 3
        Quick Silver + KA/Spiral swapping + AR & Cerberus.

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's always amusing seeing people who struggle to parse the plot of the Very Hungry Caterpillar act like they know what good writing is and bring up P:ST as an example as if they've actually played it.

    It's kind of a shame it has a reputation as posercore because it's a genuinely great story with a lot of humor and charm. Don't let obnoxious Gankergays turn you away from it

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I have not even seen a single screenshot of this game, but I remember it in many a 3x3 back in the 2010s. Is it a point and click horror game, is it an ARPG?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It's a dialogue heavy top down CRPG. Combat...isn't great and there's pretty much only one way to play (max int, charis, wis) but you're going to be reading text for most of it so it's not a big deal.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Is there a fair bit of decision making, or is it just good world building that carries it? Or both?

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            There's a DnD alignment system that effects what items you can use, the ending, and what factions you can join but it's fairly generous, you can do chaotic/evil/good/lawful shit interchangeable so long as you mostly stick to one path. I'd say it's both since the person you become (you start off True Neutral) is a very core part of the theme of the game but leaning more on the world building and writing.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Well shit, I'm down for a system like that at least. I was worried this would be some esoteric borefest like I Have No Mouth

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          very philosophical game that teaches you some shit

          but teeters on pedantic philosophy major teachings

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I played this and half the plot went over my head

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'm literally playing this for the first time right now. It's been on the backlog since I've been on Ganker in 2009 and I've had it pirated and on the desktop since 2019. It better be good.

      I'm also going to leave the thread so I don't get spoiled as I know nothing about the game except the blue man on the cover is in it.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >It's been on the backlog since I've been on Ganker in 2009
        same
        I actually tried to play it back in 2010 or so, but it crashed and I never went back to it. same thing happened with that plague game where the map turns into a cow. I'd bet it's a lot easier to run both these games nowadays, though, since they have gog versions. I also have been planning on playing godhand for over 15 years now.

        I will probably never play any of these, though. that's fine. I guess.

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    on the final boss and bro just keeps dodging every punch... just brute forcing it lel

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I beat it once
    Replayed it at some point and got stuck at various points with the most recent being here, always wondering "how the frick did I beat this game"

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Anyone play Sifu?
    does it scratch the itch that God hand left behind?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Its nu-action Bamham parry slop with preanimated takedowns. Absolutely nothing like God Hand.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Its nu-action Bamham parry slop with preanimated takedowns
        Picked up

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      im waiting for the renamon mod

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Too bad the game's actually good

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This game sucks. You can make yourself weaker by leveling. I was fighting the dlc assassin that comes around to frick with you every once in a while. eventually i leveled up too much and it gave him better gear and spwned two of them and they kill me. How is it possible that i get weaker over the course of an rpg? fricking reatarded

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        How do you manage to level up in such a way that, by the time you have the assassins level up that much, they still easily kill you

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I would buy alchemy ingredients and mix potions and sell them to buy alchemy ingredients until i had infinite money

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      No

  18. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I only played it a little bit, honestly I dropped it because I thought it was dog shit

  19. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    One of the few instances where the international cover is better than the japanese cover

  20. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      A lot of people here seem to like pretending to play shmups for some reason.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        i don't think they are pretending

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Played it for a few hours this year. Not worth it. Too obtuse and the AI is fricking cheap - acceptable in an arcade brawler from the 80s/90s but not from a PS2 game by the same director as RE4 (one of the greatest games ever made).

      Great game but Silvergun was better.

  21. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >bought this game for $5 around 12 years ago
    >still haven't played it properly
    forgive me father

  22. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You could stop projecting m8

  23. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I did actually own and play Godhand back when the PS2 was still the current generation. I never finished it, but I did enjoy Myself while playing it.

  24. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I bought, played and finished it in 2012 because of Ganker. It's one of my favourite games of all time. I've replayed it around 10 times, beat it on hard and could probably speedrun it if I wanted to.

    I remember posting webm related a few years ago when someone was complaining about not being able to beat Gold and Silver on Level Die or something. It wasn't even good since I had a hand injury and my controller had a stick problem (would always move forward) but even I was able to beat these two.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      wanna go brokeback, cowboy?

  25. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    But i finished it twice and normal was harder than hard because the adaptive difficulty changed the speed of enemy moves.

  26. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      played it

      Also played mother 3

      You zoomers are the only ones that pretend to play games. Sad!

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Most Earthbound "fans" will never play Mother 3 because to them playing the unofficial translation is akin to comitting a crime against Nintendo

  27. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I finished on normal.
    Then I got raped to death on hard.
    My fault for trying to do go straight into a no-roulette run I guess.

  28. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I got to the gorilla boss and gave up. Shitty unfinished, unbalanced game. The IGN score was deserved.

  29. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Cleared normal
    Cleared hard, fought Tiger Joe fairly
    Got up to 6-5 in KMS normal, took a break and never came back to it.
    Never did beat all the postgame arena challenges, I don't like the demon form fights so I didn't even unlock 51. Would be too hard for a casual player like me anyway.

    All this on a PS2 back in 2008-2009. My console died years ago so I just emulate if I want to replay it.

  30. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    YOU ARE NOT ALEXANDER

  31. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The concept for this thread is really funny. It's just gays who will pretend that these games aren't as good as everyone else says they are by saying, "*I* actually played it, and it suxxx!!!"

  32. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I have and it's a great game.

  33. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I've played that TOO much thougheverbeit
    I replay it every year
    I have it on PS2, PS3 and PC.

    KMS run was the hardest thing I ever did

  34. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Chud Hand
    Miss me with that Incel shit bruh

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