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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Tricked has a negative connotation when we got you to play something that's fun

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >3 gazillion filler rooms with absolutely nothing just to make the game last longer
      >discovered new area? no fun allowed until you find the map guy or a bench
      >exploration is exhausting instead of fun
      >interesting platforming only happens in like 3 areas, the rest is braindead walks from room to room
      >moronic soulslike bonfire checkpoint distances
      >moronic pin system that locks out mandatory movement features that should've been part of the base mechanics
      most overrated game in the genre.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >>3 gazillion filler rooms with absolutely nothing just to make the game last longer
        its a Metroidvania
        new area? no fun allowed until you find the map guy or a bench
        no one said that, you just suck shit
        is exhausting instead of fun
        how bout you don't like exploring to begin with?
        platforming only happens in like 3 areas, the rest is braindead walks from room to room
        fair
        soulslike bonfire checkpoint distances
        and it works perfectly
        pin system that locks out mandatory movement features that should've been part of the base mechanics
        learn to make builds next time

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >its a Metroidvania
          yeah, a bad one. None of what I described happens even in the ay Metroid, in Ori, in Axiom Verge, The Messenger, Blasphemous, and millions of others. HK is too big for no reason.
          >no one said that, you just suck shit
          I said that moron. There is no skill involved in guessing where the map guy and the bench are.
          >and it works perfectly
          not for me, it just feels like a waste of time. Some people like the "tension" but I don't feel tense at all, just bored.
          >learn to make builds next time
          I shouldn't have to do that just to have basic mechanics. I don't like forced RPG shit.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >None of what I described happens even in the ay Metroid, in Ori, in Axiom Verge, The Messenger, Blasphemous,
            It happens in every single one of those games what the frick are you saying?
            >There is no skill involved
            There is skill involved in keeping a mental map while navigating a new area, sorry to break it to you.
            >but I don't feel tense at all, just bored
            Then don't suck ass at the game and die a lot so you won't feel bored?
            >I shouldn't have to do that
            If you're not willing to engage with the game then why b***h and cry when the game doesn't do what you want?

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              >It happens in every single one of those games what the frick are you saying?
              I'm saying that for every filler room in Metroid (which usually has a secret, a save room or something) there are a hundred completely empty rooms in HK. Not only that, HK is like twice times the size of some of the games I mentioned combined. Some people think big = good, I don't when it's mostly empty space.
              >There is skill involved in keeping a mental map while navigating a new area, sorry to break it to you.
              not really unless you're 5 years old. It's just tedious at best, cause if you die you have to walk through 400 empty rooms to go back to where you were. Pure empty filler.
              >Then don't suck ass at the game and die a lot so you won't feel bored?
              that is not the issue moron. I shouldn't have to spend 15 minutes traversing a boring empty samey cave just to find one homosexual to tell me where the frick I am or one place to save the game so I can turn this shit off and do something else. It's a massive waste of the little free time I have.
              > you're not willing to engage with the game
              what the frick does that even mean? I engaged with the game, I just don't like what it forced me to do. I don't like its design decisions, I'm allowed to criticize them. I was memed into playing a metroidvania, not dark souls 2D. The worst part is I can't even trust MV reviews now, cause hollowshitters always give bad reviews to games that don't have HK's tedious bullshit, stuff that isn't even a staple of the genre.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >there are a hundred completely empty rooms in HK
                You're either completely fricking moronic or baiting or have not actually played either HK or any of the other Metroidvanias you're gesturing to.
                This is one of the largest areas in the game, can you tell me which room here is "useless"? I already know what answer I'm going to get and it's going to out you as an utter moron so this ought to be fun.
                >cause if you die you have to walk through 400 empty rooms to go back to where you were
                Threw those goalposts like the Hulk lmao, what does that have to do with finding the map when you first enter an area? Are you getting mixed up?
                >It's a massive waste of the little free time I have
                Oh so you're a wagie, that explains quite a bit
                >I just don't like what it forced me to do
                A game expecting you to play well is now forcing you to do something you don't want?
                >The worst part is I can't even trust MV reviews now
                This has nothing to do with the game itself and the fact that you rely on fricking reviews to determine if something is good or not instead of just playing shit also is incredibly revealing
                Please go back to mobile games you can play on the shitter or in your cubicle, they really seem more your speed. I don't even particularly want to defend HK, I think it's just somewhat above average but somehow every single person who rages over it outs themselves as a complete shitter

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

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      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        There are an abundance of mostly empty rooms, but it's not that big of a deal. A flaw to be sure, but not a deal breaker
        When you discover a new area, it's fun to actually be lost in it. Play a different genre if you don't want to explore.
        Subjective, I found it fun
        The rest is mediocre enemy combat and exploration, the game's focus is not on platforming, it's on combat
        The bench distances between them are fine, though, walking to bosses from them can be annoying
        No idea what pin features are you talking about. If you mean charms, then are you really that desperate for sprint and dash master charms? Useful sure, but certainly not required.
        Overall, yes, this game is overrated, but it's certainly above average when it comes to metroidvanias.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >wrong
        >bad at the game
        >bad at the game
        >wrong
        >what
        >wrong
        You are right it is extremely overrated and it has more than a few flaws but it is fun and you sound overly bitter

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        ya you basically have to b line all the mobility powerups otherwise exploration is ass

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    HK and Dragon's Dogma. Two of the worst games I've ever played.

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Boring boomer slop

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >friend never shuts the frick up about Hollow Knight
    >play it
    >all the power-ups you get are boring
    >combat stays almost entirely the same the entire game
    >monochromatic areas that put me to sleep
    I honestly don't get what HK gays see in this game. I'd have more fun replaying fricking Metroid Fusion over this shit

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    The uwu chibi homosexual bug game for literal children and queers will always be the biggest scam in history. Thank God everyone who likes it is a troony and will die young.

  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Bloodstained. Thanks Ganker

  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Undertale. Music and combat is cool. Characters and plot are garbage and everything else is garbage. Even playing it completely blind I thought it was pretty weak

  9. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Automata. I got ending E and the ass was fat but I'll never play it again.

  10. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >low quality weebshit for people too think they're too good for weebshit

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >game based on the pacific northwest made by a white man with 0 anime style is weeb
      this is what soi brain does to a MF

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Congratulations on perfectly encapsulating the type of low IQ loser the game is made for

  11. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    i got bored at like 10 hours, I don't know why. I loved SOTN and Super Metroid as reference, but HK was kinda, weird?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      its actually challenging unlike sotn or metroid so you got stuck and gave up.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >challenging
        >HK
        You must be 18 years or older to post here

  12. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Outer Wilds. I played about 11 hours of it visited all the planets. Kept waiting for something interesting but it's a boring walking simulator. Walking simulators should not be considered games. Same with movie games

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Holy filtered

  13. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Morrowind
    Dark Souls 1

  14. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Fallout 3

  15. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Cruelty squad

  16. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >say I don't usually like turn based jrpgs, they're bland, have shit dialogue and lame combat/"""strategy"""
    >Ganker tells me to play it anyway
    >it's bland, has shit dialogue and lame combat/"""strategy"""

  17. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

  18. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >itt good games that we pretend to dislike for (you)s

  19. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    not Ganker but mainstrim tricked me into buying this soulless piece of shit

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