I realize I'm the single outlier in all of Ganker, but I swear every single girl I know plays this and most are better than me. this thread is actually a great reminder, because my crush asked me to send her a working HotA HD build as she doesn't want to spend money on gog.
she isn't boycotting anything except for the concept of buying something that can be had for free instead.
doesn't matter that it's just a couple of bucks.
False.
I've played this with my sisters when I was a kid.
Almost every day.
My older sis would always pick either castle or rampart and beat the shit out of us cause we didn't know how to do economy efficiently and she had some idea
It has to be just one guy spamming this same sentence written in different ways. No, this game is definitely not popular among wamen, they just play mobileshit.
you are wrong. women literally have better taste than the homos on Ganker that shove dildos up their ass on the daily while playing Nintendo shit and porn games
it's been frequently distributed through gaming magazines and the main campaign features a cool fantasy woman, pegasi and unicorns.
every single nerd chick has played this at some point.
>is actually playing Fortress >also has mixed in pirates so they're playing HOTA as well
It's nice to see proper representation of my sexuality in vidya.
I was young and had energy to burn. I still don't think it's bad compared to degenerate rap. She had a plain Jane-type of music taste. Typical normie shit + house (which I don't think is that bad).
anything with over the top autistic management with little appeal to females - Factorio (industrialization), Jagged Alliance 2 (weaponry/war), Dwarf Fortress
I was introduced to HOMM 3 through my sister. I miss having no clue how the game worked and spending hours on huge maps with one hero and not a care in the world for efficiency or actually winning.
Classic with HD mod. Me and 2 of my friends followed this guide to the letter, but we all get some missing file error when the game launches. Literally spent 3 hours troubleshooting for nothing.
https://wiretuts.com/playing-homm-3-complete-gog-hd-over-internet-with-gameranger
It's just not your type, bro. I personally completely adore this game. Not only because of supreme art and soundtrack, but because of how my mind goes full strategic when playing some impossible map on 200% difficulty. I need to place my heroes on different positions, get them good skills, judge if I can do a battle, and if I can then how much losses am I taking (and judge if it's worth it or not), pass army through complex chain of multiple heroes, deciding to invest in money or more units to clear more map and get more resources. It's a really cool game, but I get it if you can't get into it, it's not young anymore
Watch a streamer playing/tournament. They usually play Jebus Cross, try to play it yourself and see how you cannot get things done as fast as they do because you lack experience and game knowledge.
> Games that no woman has ever playes > Webms that women would never understand > Moments too deep for women to comprehend > Things too difficult for women to enjoy > women with time machine: [do something shallow and boring] > Men with time machine: [do something creative or meaningful]
Heroes 3 is one of my favorite games of all time
My girlfriend played it as a child, but she is a slav so it is to be expected
i played it with my sister (she liked the elves)
but yes we are slavic
Paradox games, any game that involves wars and is not normie shit
I GAN'D GO DO YEMEN, I'B AN ANALYSD : DDDDDD
They like Crusader Kings.
Slitherine “For us, to try and push wargaming onto women is pushing water uphill,”
https://www.mcvuk.com/development-news/slitherine-for-us-appealing-to-women-is-like-pushing-water-uphill/
Strangely enough, my sister plays the shit out of Heroes 3. On normal though, so kinda gay.
My ex played it
And she was pretty good at it too
You couldn't be more wrong, OP.
You just can't.
Pick any shump or arena FPS... but HoMM is loved by girls.
women are too low test for this one
those fish are scary, man
Blade is Darkness is better
I realize I'm the single outlier in all of Ganker, but I swear every single girl I know plays this and most are better than me. this thread is actually a great reminder, because my crush asked me to send her a working HotA HD build as she doesn't want to spend money on gog.
what would you boycott gog for
For being filthy NATO shills of course
I excuse them since they're polish, hating Russia is part of their national identity.
she isn't boycotting anything except for the concept of buying something that can be had for free instead.
doesn't matter that it's just a couple of bucks.
I just google gamer girl homm and got like 300 results. HoMM is basically a board game. Girls love board games.
False.
I've played this with my sisters when I was a kid.
Almost every day.
My older sis would always pick either castle or rampart and beat the shit out of us cause we didn't know how to do economy efficiently and she had some idea
I miss thos days...
bro
this is like the /one/ game 20+yo females play except for f2p mmos and sims
Only if they have slavic heritage
no you dumb vodka ape
It has to be just one guy spamming this same sentence written in different ways. No, this game is definitely not popular among wamen, they just play mobileshit.
you are wrong. women literally have better taste than the homos on Ganker that shove dildos up their ass on the daily while playing Nintendo shit and porn games
it's been frequently distributed through gaming magazines and the main campaign features a cool fantasy woman, pegasi and unicorns.
every single nerd chick has played this at some point.
>Heroes 3 is one of my favorite games of all time
Yes.
Бyквaльнo я
All my cousins played it.
I prefer 5 to 3, but yes
>is actually playing Fortress
>also has mixed in pirates so they're playing HOTA as well
It's nice to see proper representation of my sexuality in vidya.
Why they look deformed?
any game with boats
I've had a female classmate that played HOMM III and liked it. She didn't like Drum n' Bass, though and I judged her for it. Pic is her.
She sounds more based than you, Drum n Bass is some absolute trash, its not even music
I was young and had energy to burn. I still don't think it's bad compared to degenerate rap. She had a plain Jane-type of music taste. Typical normie shit + house (which I don't think is that bad).
No bio female invades.
There's bound to be some women that played all of the games ITT
Instead, what game genre are the LEAST played by women? Id say roguelikes
anything with over the top autistic management with little appeal to females - Factorio (industrialization), Jagged Alliance 2 (weaponry/war), Dwarf Fortress
I was introduced to HOMM 3 through my sister. I miss having no clue how the game worked and spending hours on huge maps with one hero and not a care in the world for efficiency or actually winning.
I used to just turtle all the time, build a massive army and then fight one epic battle and stop playing. Loved it.
My little sister used try and play with me, so I’d play and she’d suggest what to do and then I’d do what was better in my opinion.
My sister plays it because she saw those russian memes and liked it.
She's 15 btw 🙂
UOOOOOOOOOOOOOH
Does anyone know why Homm3 doesn't work with Game Ranger anymore? How are you supposed to play online with your friends?
Classic or hota?
Classic with HD mod. Me and 2 of my friends followed this guide to the letter, but we all get some missing file error when the game launches. Literally spent 3 hours troubleshooting for nothing.
https://wiretuts.com/playing-homm-3-complete-gog-hd-over-internet-with-gameranger
Hmmm
Try to install hota and just use it as an hd mod for classic
I don't know why would it suddenly stop working
Theres no way to play classic online anymore. Only HotA
Why, what has changed for this to happen? I doubt game ranger specifically made it so.
Because everyone stopped playing the normal game and only plays HotA so there's no support for making the normal game playable online
I still get the "Failed to open "test.h3m" file for read" error when I launch HotA through Game Ranger.
How do I enjoy HOMM? I always found it extremely simple and boring. Hire heros, pick up trash on the map and make big stack of unit
I just don't get it
Look into magic and 1 stacks
You can win normally unwinnable battles
Plus resource management is a big part of the game
Yeah that's basically what I'm saying. There's really little to no strategy involved except for like maybe one sorta cheese combo per faction
I don't get how people can play this game for hundreds and even thousands of hours.
Seriously the best thing about the game is the art and soundstracks
It's just not your type, bro. I personally completely adore this game. Not only because of supreme art and soundtrack, but because of how my mind goes full strategic when playing some impossible map on 200% difficulty. I need to place my heroes on different positions, get them good skills, judge if I can do a battle, and if I can then how much losses am I taking (and judge if it's worth it or not), pass army through complex chain of multiple heroes, deciding to invest in money or more units to clear more map and get more resources. It's a really cool game, but I get it if you can't get into it, it's not young anymore
Watch a streamer playing/tournament. They usually play Jebus Cross, try to play it yourself and see how you cannot get things done as fast as they do because you lack experience and game knowledge.
>favorite music
Inferno
>favorite castle
tower
girl in my elementary school (same class 5th grade)played both Red Alert 1 and 2
her father owned internet Cafe
she was pretty good with allies
my friends gf plays it with him
but that's false, I barely know any people and yet have met 2 women who played homm3
Thought there would be a Touhou mod for this game but there isn't.
My mom absolutely loves HoMM3, when I was little she was unironically kind of addicted to it
> Games that no woman has ever playes
> Webms that women would never understand
> Moments too deep for women to comprehend
> Things too difficult for women to enjoy
> women with time machine: [do something shallow and boring]
> Men with time machine: [do something creative or meaningful]
>we'll never get factory because hota team is dead
Frick it looked like a fun town
Thoughts on Songs of Conquest?
you might wanna think twice anon
women love homm3
Wrong, everyone loves HOMM 3.
My sister played HOMM2 because I played it.
Yjn women would never. Too much strategy, too cold and unemotional, too sandboxy and too kino