ITT: Games that no woman has ever playes

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Heroes 3 is one of my favorite games of all time

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    My girlfriend played it as a child, but she is a slav so it is to be expected

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      i played it with my sister (she liked the elves)

      but yes we are slavic

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Paradox games, any game that involves wars and is not normie shit

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I GAN'D GO DO YEMEN, I'B AN ANALYSD : DDDDDD

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      They like Crusader Kings.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Slitherine “For us, to try and push wargaming onto women is pushing water uphill,”

      https://www.mcvuk.com/development-news/slitherine-for-us-appealing-to-women-is-like-pushing-water-uphill/

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Strangely enough, my sister plays the shit out of Heroes 3. On normal though, so kinda gay.

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    My ex played it
    And she was pretty good at it too

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    You couldn't be more wrong, OP.
    You just can't.

    Pick any shump or arena FPS... but HoMM is loved by girls.

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    women are too low test for this one

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      those fish are scary, man

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Blade is Darkness is better

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I realize I'm the single outlier in all of Ganker, but I swear every single girl I know plays this and most are better than me. this thread is actually a great reminder, because my crush asked me to send her a working HotA HD build as she doesn't want to spend money on gog.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      what would you boycott gog for

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        For being filthy NATO shills of course

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I excuse them since they're polish, hating Russia is part of their national identity.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        she isn't boycotting anything except for the concept of buying something that can be had for free instead.
        doesn't matter that it's just a couple of bucks.

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I just google gamer girl homm and got like 300 results. HoMM is basically a board game. Girls love board games.

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    False.
    I've played this with my sisters when I was a kid.
    Almost every day.
    My older sis would always pick either castle or rampart and beat the shit out of us cause we didn't know how to do economy efficiently and she had some idea

    I miss thos days...

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    bro
    this is like the /one/ game 20+yo females play except for f2p mmos and sims

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Only if they have slavic heritage

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        no you dumb vodka ape

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It has to be just one guy spamming this same sentence written in different ways. No, this game is definitely not popular among wamen, they just play mobileshit.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        you are wrong. women literally have better taste than the homos on Ganker that shove dildos up their ass on the daily while playing Nintendo shit and porn games

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        it's been frequently distributed through gaming magazines and the main campaign features a cool fantasy woman, pegasi and unicorns.
        every single nerd chick has played this at some point.

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Heroes 3 is one of my favorite games of all time

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Yes.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Бyквaльнo я

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      All my cousins played it.

      I prefer 5 to 3, but yes

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >is actually playing Fortress
        >also has mixed in pirates so they're playing HOTA as well
        It's nice to see proper representation of my sexuality in vidya.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Why they look deformed?

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    any game with boats

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I've had a female classmate that played HOMM III and liked it. She didn't like Drum n' Bass, though and I judged her for it. Pic is her.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      She sounds more based than you, Drum n Bass is some absolute trash, its not even music

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I was young and had energy to burn. I still don't think it's bad compared to degenerate rap. She had a plain Jane-type of music taste. Typical normie shit + house (which I don't think is that bad).

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    No bio female invades.

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    There's bound to be some women that played all of the games ITT
    Instead, what game genre are the LEAST played by women? Id say roguelikes

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      anything with over the top autistic management with little appeal to females - Factorio (industrialization), Jagged Alliance 2 (weaponry/war), Dwarf Fortress

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I was introduced to HOMM 3 through my sister. I miss having no clue how the game worked and spending hours on huge maps with one hero and not a care in the world for efficiency or actually winning.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I used to just turtle all the time, build a massive army and then fight one epic battle and stop playing. Loved it.

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    My little sister used try and play with me, so I’d play and she’d suggest what to do and then I’d do what was better in my opinion.

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    My sister plays it because she saw those russian memes and liked it.
    She's 15 btw 🙂

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      UOOOOOOOOOOOOOH

  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Does anyone know why Homm3 doesn't work with Game Ranger anymore? How are you supposed to play online with your friends?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Classic or hota?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Classic with HD mod. Me and 2 of my friends followed this guide to the letter, but we all get some missing file error when the game launches. Literally spent 3 hours troubleshooting for nothing.
        https://wiretuts.com/playing-homm-3-complete-gog-hd-over-internet-with-gameranger

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Hmmm
          Try to install hota and just use it as an hd mod for classic
          I don't know why would it suddenly stop working

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Theres no way to play classic online anymore. Only HotA

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Why, what has changed for this to happen? I doubt game ranger specifically made it so.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Because everyone stopped playing the normal game and only plays HotA so there's no support for making the normal game playable online

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Theres no way to play classic online anymore. Only HotA

            I still get the "Failed to open "test.h3m" file for read" error when I launch HotA through Game Ranger.

  24. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    How do I enjoy HOMM? I always found it extremely simple and boring. Hire heros, pick up trash on the map and make big stack of unit

    I just don't get it

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Look into magic and 1 stacks
      You can win normally unwinnable battles
      Plus resource management is a big part of the game

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah that's basically what I'm saying. There's really little to no strategy involved except for like maybe one sorta cheese combo per faction

        I don't get how people can play this game for hundreds and even thousands of hours.

        Seriously the best thing about the game is the art and soundstracks

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          It's just not your type, bro. I personally completely adore this game. Not only because of supreme art and soundtrack, but because of how my mind goes full strategic when playing some impossible map on 200% difficulty. I need to place my heroes on different positions, get them good skills, judge if I can do a battle, and if I can then how much losses am I taking (and judge if it's worth it or not), pass army through complex chain of multiple heroes, deciding to invest in money or more units to clear more map and get more resources. It's a really cool game, but I get it if you can't get into it, it's not young anymore

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Watch a streamer playing/tournament. They usually play Jebus Cross, try to play it yourself and see how you cannot get things done as fast as they do because you lack experience and game knowledge.

  25. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >favorite music
    Inferno
    >favorite castle
    tower

  26. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    girl in my elementary school (same class 5th grade)played both Red Alert 1 and 2
    her father owned internet Cafe
    she was pretty good with allies

  27. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    my friends gf plays it with him

  28. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    but that's false, I barely know any people and yet have met 2 women who played homm3

  29. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Thought there would be a Touhou mod for this game but there isn't.

  30. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    My mom absolutely loves HoMM3, when I was little she was unironically kind of addicted to it

  31. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    > Games that no woman has ever playes
    > Webms that women would never understand
    > Moments too deep for women to comprehend
    > Things too difficult for women to enjoy
    > women with time machine: [do something shallow and boring]
    > Men with time machine: [do something creative or meaningful]

  32. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >we'll never get factory because hota team is dead
    Frick it looked like a fun town

  33. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Thoughts on Songs of Conquest?

  34. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    you might wanna think twice anon

    women love homm3

  35. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Wrong, everyone loves HOMM 3.

  36. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    My sister played HOMM2 because I played it.

  37. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Yjn women would never. Too much strategy, too cold and unemotional, too sandboxy and too kino

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