Itt: Mediocre vidya series that for some reason haven't died

Itt: Mediocre vidya series that for some reason haven't died

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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Kirby is heartwarming fun and isn't meant to be hard

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      that's cool and all but why did they release 5 boring return to dreamland rehashes in a row with 1 gimmick added (and removed) per game?
      The series peaked at DL3 and it just got worse ever since

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Its for children

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          breaking news
          so are 85% of videogames
          and most of those are amongst the best of all time
          Being for children isn't an excuse to be mediocre

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            OK do an in depth analysis on papa pig

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              it actually has a super deep lore because the pink guy is on par with multidimensional beings
              easy

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                wow, i am starting to think papa pig isn't actually for kids and is pretty mature and dark

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Papa pig? Or Kirby?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        It's fun.
        >uhhh not for me
        Okay, but there are people other than you.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          yeah, there are other dumber people that actually like it
          I respect the disabled, unless they are trans or black

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            There's your reason, disabled people like the series, I'm glad you can respect that.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >robobot
        >boring
        development taste Black person.
        Plus triple delux was alright.
        Never mind Crystal shards came out after DL3 and was fantastic plus Forgotten World.
        Stop being a contararian frick, you loser.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        RtDL, TD, PR and FL all have completely different stages, ideas and aesthetics. SA steps on the toes of RtDL a little much for my liking but that game was clearly rushed because they didn’t have anything going on in Q1 2018.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >it peaked at DL3
        yeah no, if i wanted to play a slow and boring platformer i could just play some nickelodeon shovelware

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Good taste, Kirby works best when he can't effortlessly steamroll through everything and tank every enemy attack. The puzzles also don't treat you like you're moronic and give you instructions on how to beat them, like the modern games do.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Dreamland 3 is just a worse 64.

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    any Nintendo game

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous
  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous
  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Yakuza

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Pikmin and Yoshi. Both have obvious as frick old jap dinosaur bias though.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Pikmin multiplayer is better than 99.999% of other video games eat shit

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      how is pikmin mediocre?
      What other console RTS have been successful and actually good?

  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Why did god die?

      It's not dead precisely because it's a mediocre series that doesn't take any effort/money to produce. There's no reason for Nintendo to even publish other games when they can get hal to shit out another cut and paste kirby title in a few months and it'll sell just as well as anything else, and they know this.

      They take time making sure Kirby has another new friend that is immediately liked by the entire fandom

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        because the standards are that fricking low

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >design 1 companion character that's the main villain
        >make a gimmick that gets old after the first world
        >bring back galacta knight but with a different color
        >Continue reusing the same assets
        Bam, there's your new kirby game

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah, because I'm sure people would rather wait 7+ years for a new mainline entry like Mario, Zelda or any AAA western game.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Completely ignoring the fact that making a quality game or even a decent game better than the shitty slop we are getting from kirby doesn't even take 5 years,,,
            If that means actually having a new game and not just 5 slightly reskinned return to dreamlands for a total of $300
            Yes, I think they would

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >design 1 companion character that's the main villain
          Literally only happened twice

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >they fricking did it twice
            shameful already

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              Marx isn't a companion, he just appears at the beginning and end.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >he thinks I mean marx
                not even kirby defenders play the games it seems

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                You mean Elfilin? He's not really the main villain, there's a similar twist, but he's specifically a good guy.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                still nope

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Gooey? He technically is Dark Matter, but he's not the main villain, he's one of the good ones, as they say.
                Susie? Taranza? Those guys are bad from the very beginning, but they become friends by the end.
                Ribbon? Elline? Prince Fluff? There's no twist to them.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                you are so close

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                I fricking give up dude, just tell me, who's the other companion character that's the main villain besides Magolor?

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Have you checked The second letter of every single one of my posts?

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Magalor and who Black person?
                Taranza wasn't an ally.
                Gooey is just a full on friend as is Ribbon.
                Magalor is the only 'companion is actually evil' character.
                Prince fluff was fully good.
                Even Daroach was actually trying to do good through the game despite being painted as antagonist.
                Frick you moron.

                It isn't anyone, he's fricking with you.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                On the subject of Dark Metaknight. What the everloving frick is the Dark Meta Knight (Dark Mirror) costume? I assume it's a Kirby Clash reference but they didn't bother referencing any of the other full moron dark enemies form that game.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                probably amazing mirror with a dumb name

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                In Star Allies, he can create mirrored images of himself, just like Mirror Kirby. That's it. Just that.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                forgot to link the video

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                It's just Dark Meta Knight with a cool mirror effect.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Magalor and who Black person?
                Taranza wasn't an ally.
                Gooey is just a full on friend as is Ribbon.
                Magalor is the only 'companion is actually evil' character.
                Prince fluff was fully good.
                Even Daroach was actually trying to do good through the game despite being painted as antagonist.
                Frick you moron.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          true but its an effective formula, I can't find another Nintendo game with fans more accepting of new entries because Kirby has never done anything to jade them

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            pokemon up until the last game

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        New entries in long running franchises do tend to introduce new characters, yes, that is correct to most things.

  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    It's not dead precisely because it's a mediocre series that doesn't take any effort/money to produce. There's no reason for Nintendo to even publish other games when they can get hal to shit out another cut and paste kirby title in a few months and it'll sell just as well as anything else, and they know this.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      You know Nintendo doesn't make Kirby games right?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >There's no reason for Nintendo to even publish other games when they can get hal
        >publish
        >can get hal
        Why can't basedboys read?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >all this lying ignorant seethe
      >over an adorable Pink orb
      Man Kirby just never stops winning.
      Die mad b***h.

  9. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    i miss the day when it ok to bully edgelords like you

  10. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    NINTENDO HATE THREAD HOWWWW ORIGINAL

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >NOT MY HECKIN NINTENDERINOS

  11. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
  12. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    better combat than elden nig

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >press attack button near enemy
      >far away if laser
      yeah...
      I like monster hunter better anyway
      get fricked

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        seething fromtroony

  13. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I like Kirby.

  14. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I love Kirby.

  15. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I'm ambivalent to Kirby.

  16. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I'm Kirby.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Can I get your autograph

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous
  17. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Someone hasn't played forgotten land.
    Best Kirby we've had in a long time.

  18. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >white eyes
      not canon anymore

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Bad retcon.

  19. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    would say pokemon but "mediocre" is generous, is out right shit

  20. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    New idea for a Kirby game
    Kirby: A Ripple Through Time
    Kirby 64 sequel
    Multiple characters to play as, you don't even have to play as Kirby if you don't want to
    Main Villain will be Zero-3 who'll look like a biblical accurate angel but we later learn Zero-3 isn't real and it's the mirror worlds Void Termina that grew to full power.

    NINTENDO HIRE THIS GUY, YES THE ONE WHO IS WRITING THIS POST

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      moron Black person.

      So I'm working through Return to dreamland delux and just 100% magalor epilogue.
      I'm assuming there is tasty extra lore bits in the truest arena EX yes?
      I just want a yes or no.
      No spoilers plox.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Magolor Soul gets a new phase exclusive to this remake and I THINK that's it, he may have some new pause lore but I haven't looked.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Excellent.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Magolor Story bosses are added to the true Arena and Magolor SOVL has two healthbars. Baiscally the game giving you a middle finger for thinking Kirby is easy.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >Baiscally the game giving you a middle finger for thinking Kirby is easy.
          Good to know True Arena is still a rape field. Too bad for them Kirby is a mech now and gives no fricks.
          Mecha Kirby has to be like BEST ability in 2d Kirby games hands down. At least in top 3. God damn I hope its in the next 3d game.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah but you also have 30 maxim tomatoes and 30 pep brews at your disposal if you played Merry Magoland.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            imagine needing to cheat at kirby.
            Shhameful.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah, but you using them gives you the title of Pussy Supreme, so is it really worth it?

  21. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    you

  22. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Why is there no Kirby RPG yet?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      that would require new assets

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        No it wouldn’t.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      But anon, Super Kirby Clash exists.
      It's also cannon.
      That beyond, what would you do combat wise? Paper Mario/Mario Luigi action commands?
      Ys type real time? Xenoblade auto combat?
      Bravely Default style 4 homies in a row?
      How do you work in copy abilities for Kirby?
      It's a complex thing in all honesty to get it well balanced.
      Hal might be proto-tpying shit behind the scenes, they seen willing to do anything as a spin off really. Especially if they can excuse it as cannon somehow.
      God bless this dev team.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Clash is a good setup, it just needed one or two more mechanics to really make it a good Babby's First MonHun. Armor/Weapon sets being more than just strict numerical upgrades alone would be great, but having more than 4 classes would be even better even if the 4 you add fall into the same roles as the first 4.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          If Hal can actually make a full on Mon Hun clone but for the Kirby universe, with a good sized hub/village and 3d explorable zones and killable/cappable bosses/enemies..plus turning abilities into classes/weapon types.
          God that'd be worse than fricking crack to me.
          Like fricking damn imagine bringing in Whip, Circus, Bomb, Gunner (or whatever it was from FL), Wrestler/Throw, Fighter, and Spear.
          Have the bosses drop items related to them, like Gigant pauldrons, or helm, his shield being the plate equivilent.
          Dark Matter Swordsmaster, Zero, Nightmare Wizard, Necrodeus, Elifis, etc being your Elder Dragon equivs.
          HAL PLEASE DO IT. NOW. THIS IS GOLD.

  23. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    sonic

  24. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >there's a Zero mask
    >but no Zero Two
    The fricking disrespect.
    Also getting top 20 in the samurai show down seems to be fricking Hell.
    Any good tips?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      git gud lol, my best placement is number 8

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        how long ago gaygolli?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      git gud lol, my best placement is number 8

      I've gotten first place a couple of times. Just tune your senses properly.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        even in the regular mingame I can't break past 15, and for some reason stuck at 18 for the global one.
        So any tips help.

        how is pikmin mediocre?
        What other console RTS have been successful and actually good?

        ignore the seething troll.
        I guarantee he's a seething f-zero or starfox """fan"""

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Use the switch itself as a controller. Practice with the regular one for a bit. Get your finger on the button and apply some pressure so you're ready. Hold the screen close, turn up the volume and be alert. I can regularly get .13 that way.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >Use the switch itself as a controller.
            do you mean undocked?
            >Get your finger on the button and apply some pressure so you're ready.
            >Kirby is not subjugated to half A presses
            Are (you) prepared anon?
            But alright thanks.

  25. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
  26. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    shit plays like a ps1 game
    kwab

  27. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I have to be honest, Forgotten Land was the first I'd had genuine fun with a Kirby game in a very, very long time. It became an extremely stale series.

    I didn't try Robobot at the time simply because Triple Deluxe bored the shit out of me. I found it cheap recently though, so I'm going to give it a fair go.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Robotbot abuses 3D more in a way that reminds me of Kirby 64's occasional curved paths and circular rooms. Especially in boss fights.

      The only problem is in Kirby fashion the final boss fight is just a shitty shmup (Unless you're doing the arena which has one of the more creative "soul" fights in the series)

  28. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    what's the lore on borb

  29. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

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