ITT moments that made the Pokmon fanbase go nuclear

ITT moments that made the Pokémon fanbase go nuclear

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  1. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >ITT moments that made charitardgays go nuclear
    FTFY

  2. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    venusaur is the canon starter though

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      if youre japanese

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I mean, Red IS Japanese. He's from Kanto, Kanto is a real life region in Japan.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Actually any starter is the canon starter.

  3. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    ITT inventing strawmen to get mad at

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >he wasn't on Ganker or 2ch when LGPE's data got datamined

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >thinking anyone on /vp/ actually likes Pokemon

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          I'm on /vp/ and I like pokemon.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            no you dont

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Liar

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          I do, but only Gen 1, 2, 5 and 7

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            50% shit taste, how does it feel to be a homosexual?

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              you tell me

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                I'm not a gen 1 or 7 homosexual, so I wouldnt be able to tell you.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >anything after platinum
            Dropped

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              Platinum is shit
              >BUT MUH BIDOOF GOD XDDD

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Stop having opinions that aren't the same as mine

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          I do, but I only like Pokemon games with sprites.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Post screenshots

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      newbie

  4. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      too bad nobody played that spinoff

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I will always be mad

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >non-canon spinoff shit
      legends shitceus was a mistake

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        nah your birth was

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >canon mainline soul
        legends arceus is the best game since HGSS and it's undeniably, unquestionably canon - referenced and shown in both anime and SV

  5. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    If KANTOOOOO was any good, they would have made Blastoise the canon starter. Instead they gave canon starter status to the fat ugly bastard toad, while charitard gets plenty of pandering of its own.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      cringe

      Based, adventures was my first exposure (due to school libraries) as a zoomer to red, so venusaur will always be his starter to me

      based

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Jobstoise

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Only good design of the trio.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >implying that's a very high bar

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          OH NO NO NO NO NO

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Furgays in shambles

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Masuda the absolute hack thinks the bloated ugly frog is the best starter
            >Miyamoto the man responsible for israeliteing fans by splitting the games into multiple versions to sell more copies thinks it was well done
            Thank you, I am now more convinced than ever that it's shit.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            BACED

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Pokemon Blue was an afterthought(first games were Red and Green) so Blastoise gets cucked by association

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      literally the most uninspired kanto starter

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      what are you talking about anon, it's literally the cannon starter

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Blastoise gets the kinky cutie

      Lucky fat bastard

  6. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Based, adventures was my first exposure (due to school libraries) as a zoomer to red, so venusaur will always be his starter to me

  7. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ignorant charicucks aren't "the fanbase"

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      canonsisters...

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Woah, amazing, how many more of these you have? Because I have more cases of Red picking Bulbasaur in the original RG game.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          It's not about which starter is canon, spergy. There simply is no canon. The entire point of an RPG is player choice.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >this is how blastcucks cope at night

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              LMFAO

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      What were they feeding the starters to be so big?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Kanto is a polluted toxichole

  8. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    discord is mad

  9. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Venusaur.... it looks so... stupid....
    >I'm going to fly around on my dragon!
    >I'm going to explore the seas with my cannon turtle!
    >I'm going to... walk around with this obese toad, I guess?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >inplying that a fatfrick like blastoise can swim
      lol

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        what's this then motherfricker?

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >ashnime
          lol

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            If Blastoise couldn't swim, then it wouldn't be able to learn Surf, which is LITERALLY depicted as a Pokemon swimming in a way that allows it to carry a trainer safely when used as a field move.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >I'm going to... walk around on this dinotank
      YES

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        [...]
        Witnessed.

        checked
        kinosaur and bulbachads can't stop winning

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Venusaur trainers in the anime
        >Orange league Top Elite 4
        >An old artist
        >a Shaman
        >a Ninja
        >Alola's champion (before Ash won)

        >Charizard trainers in the anime
        >an autistic Yu-Gi-Oh! character that wants to solo Kalos with his charizard for no reason except to sell Charizard merchs
        >an autistic Indian who only wins because the league is corrupted. he also keep getting lost in his own region
        >an autistic fire guy that used Charizard as a taxi
        lol

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Charizard trainers in the anime
          >3 of the 8 strongest trainers in the world

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Alan is a jobber for the big leagues (not even a Champion) and Ash didn't become that strong with his Charizard, the only top tier trainer with a Charizard was the one made purposelly with Charizard shilling in mind

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              And yet Alain made it to the Masters 8 while no Venusaur trainer was in sight.
              >Ash didn't become that strong with his Charizard
              And Kukui’s entire reputation as the masked royal was with Incineroar, and Drake’s was with his 10 move Dragonite

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >I'm going to... walk around on this dinotank
      YES

      Witnessed.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Only Venushitgays are insecure enough to compile every """cool""" thing their bro did across all media but that doesn't change the fact that it will always be a hideous toad and the least loved starter of Gen 1

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          At least Venusaur isn't the Bejita of Pokemon

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            moron

  10. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    BRASTO

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Does anything comes close to the Kalos fallout?
      This extended beyond vp

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Pretty sure this and Yokai-watch destroyed our chances to get pokémon Z

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Watching this homosexual getting clapped by an even bigger Marty Stu than himself was the funniest part of Journeys.

  11. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don’t understand it bro gmax venusaur is a visual upgrade to regular venusaur but japanese people that don’t even play the game anymore are just being annoying about it

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      All megas and gmax are inferior to the original without exception.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Lopunny (I don’t like Playboy bunnies in a game rated E for everyone)

  12. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    They gave Green Blastoise in Evolutions because that’s the Pokemon she has in LGPE, but decide for some reason to give Red Charizard and give Blue Venusaur. Why?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      In Pokémon Generations you see Red using Bulbasaur in the first episode, but later ones have the rival using Blastoise, meaning Red would have picked Charmander.
      They just go from the intended starter (Bulbasaur) to the most popular one (Charmander) all the time, the only constant is that he doesn't pick Squirtle.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I can at least accept the two generations episodes as different continuities to excuse that. Evolutions Kanto is just one episode. Although going with the logic of Evolutions then Generations Blue could’ve just picked the starter weak to Red.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          See it as an universe where the girl was the canon protag (except not really beacuse Let's Go and Red Green and Blue aren't the protagonists there but you know what I mean)

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Because the Japanese fans were super angry about Red not having Shitzard in LGPE they probably sent death threats

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I was under the impression that Charizard isn’t as popular in Japan as in the west

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Because it's cool

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Because Green was the canon protagonist in this timeline, while Blue was the rival.

  13. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Venushitgays are the most insecure man babies in this fandom

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >1.5 killy loikes in an hour
      holy ratio'd

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Insignificant compared to the millions of CHADizardfans around the globe

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >says as he cries because a Bulbasaur fan humilliated him
      Oh, the irony

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        The only ones who got humiliated were Bulbashitgays back in gradeschool

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >unironically child-tier comeback
          Yeah I don't think I have to say anything else, you are exposing yourself all on your own after all. Good boy.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Suck my nuts, you had no friends back then and you don't have any now. Such is the fate if Bulbabutts.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              The only ones who got humiliated were Bulbashitgays back in gradeschool

              Man someome is really mad

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      This.
      Bulbakeks are the most obnoxious and self insisting. They don't even like its final evo and think its hideous deep down so they only ever post the first two stages most of the time.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >They don't even like its final evo and think its hideous deep down
        False. It's my favorite Pokemon but thanks for admitting it has the best line and that each stage gets attention, not just the final evolution. We do like every stage and we will post them all.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Based
          >Bulbasaur won in merchs and polls
          >Ivysaur won in Smash games
          >Venusaur won in stats and competitive scene
          >and everyone respect them except the Charicucks who keep losing in every area except TCG

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Charicucks who keep losing in every area except TCG

            If it wasn't for the first set of the TCG having charizard with his 100 damage attack far less people would have ever given a shit about him

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >TCG
            even they prefer Venusaur over Jobberzard despite shilling the latter more for easy money

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      This.
      Bulbakeks are the most obnoxious and self insisting. They don't even like its final evo and think its hideous deep down so they only ever post the first two stages most of the time.

      The only ones who got humiliated were Bulbashitgays back in gradeschool

      Insignificant compared to the millions of CHADizardfans around the globe

  14. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Blastoise is the cannon starter

  15. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    all you queerbos don't even play the games, it's selfevident that nidoran male was red's starter

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >"you queerbos don't even play the games"
      >posts the manga

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        it was just to have a pic with both of em, peep his tm list and tell me that's not the moveset variety of a standard jrpg hero you literally can't
        tears house physically and magically and 1-shots nigh everything in the late game

  16. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Eevee fits as red's starter far better

  17. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Can someone remind me who Red's highest level Pokemon was in his original fight again?

  18. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >his favorite Pokemon is a starter
    Get some taste.

  19. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
  20. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    where my fellow boxchads at?

  21. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why are Bulbashit gays so upset at others that their starter isn't popular? Picking a dog shit Pokemon that no one likes is no one's fault but their own.

  22. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    post the japanese plushies sales chart

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Charizard sisters will say it's fake and post more 9gag memes from 2010

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Chadizard mogging the frick out of Venushit

        Based

  23. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I just roped to Venusaur

  24. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Bulbashill defense force on high alert

    Mindbroken b***hes reacting like abused kittens LMAO

  25. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Charitard saved a thumbnail instead of the full image
    the absolute state of Jobberzard fans

  26. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    The state of Venucucks

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      show me how high Blastoise and Venusaur ranked, homosexual

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Below Charizard

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I know Charizard is more popular than Venusaur, but that doesn't change the fact I like Venusaur more.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        You dumb motherfricker. No one likes Venusaur. NO ONE HAS EVER LIKED VENUSAUR! He will remain now and forever the most hideous, most reviled Kanto starter of all time.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          just because you Spaniards worship Charizard as your Jesus, doesn't mean nobody likes Venusaur

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            What a hideous abomination...

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              but enough about you

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Ok charitard

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >dbspic
          >thinking his opinion matter
          lol

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            being a dbHispanic and charitard go hand-in-hand when you think about it

  27. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    None of the Switch games are canon

  28. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    ITT
    ITT
    ITT
    stop ITT

  29. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    W.... WHERE....WHERE IS CHARIZARD?! WHERES CHARIZARD!!!!! CHARIZAAAAAAAAAAAAAÀAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRDDDDDDDD

  30. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why does he always give the ace post to pikachu whatever starter he picks must feel like shit

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Pikancer is the mascot and Shitfreak only cares about selling plushies

  31. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Venusaur still making charizardkeks seethe decades later

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Venusaur still making Venushitgays friendless social outcasts decades later

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        lol

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          So sad that Venusaur gayboys have been bullied into making schizo defense mechanisms like these

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >see the furry gay camp
          >not a single 'saur fan
          >most of them are Charizard gays
          BASED

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