ITT: Remakes you are actually excited about

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    What's wrong with the originals? I haven't played them.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Early 00s presentation for the most part.
      With the original devs handling the remakes, you can be pretty sure it'll be done properly while retaining that atmosphere that made the first two so special. Heck, they're likely to surpass it, since that is what Remedy is arguably best at.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >With the original devs handling the remakes, you can be pretty sure it'll be done properly while retaining that atmosphere that made the first two so special.
        Fucling lmao. you retards just never learn, do you?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >With the original devs
        I doubt many of them are still working there. I don't know if you've ever been employed, but it's pretty damn rare to stay at one place for two decades.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >With the original devs handling the remakes, you can be pretty sure it'll be done properly
        just because it's the same company doesn't mean there's anybody besides Sam Lake still around

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          I’ll be severely disappointed if they go with Jim McCaffrey’s likeness and not Lake’s

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            me too

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            me too

            if they do, it instantly loses 2 points.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Timothy Gibbs was the face model for MP 2+3

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >excited for remakes in 2022
        THEY JUST CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >Early 00s presentation
        >bad
        Nice bait, zoomer.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >"No, you see, this time it will be done right"
        I doubt even the original devs know what they're doing anymore. The games are about two decades old, they have assuredly forgotten or lost whatever magic touch they had when making the originals, and the originals are still fantastic.
        Fuck all remakemorons. Anyone talking about remakes on Ganker should be relentlessly mocked as the pathetic little gay they are.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Why? I replayed them a few months ago and they are still great. Only real reason I could see for the remakes is to sell them on consoles

        >What's wrong with the originals?
        >Early 00s presentation for the most part.
        You mean the thing that makes these games cool as fuck? You remake retards have the worst taste

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >Early 00s presentation for the most part
        Stopped reading there

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >Early 00s presentation for the most part
        >Heck
        you need to go back, holy shit

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        kek @ all the seething balding 30 year old replies

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      They're somewhat buggy and janky (specially MP2), could use some QoL overall changes, specially the horrendous enemy placement in MP1, but overall fantastic games

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Fuck off moron.

        Early 00s presentation for the most part.
        With the original devs handling the remakes, you can be pretty sure it'll be done properly while retaining that atmosphere that made the first two so special. Heck, they're likely to surpass it, since that is what Remedy is arguably best at.

        Considering that all the Remedy games after Max Payne suck, and they use some shitty broken buggy blurry poorly optimised mess of an engine, no.

        What's wrong with the originals? I haven't played them.

        Literally nothing except for graphics and lack of facial animation and shitty cutscenes. The shitty cutscenes aren't a big deal, because the majority of the story is told through ageless voiced graphic novels. The gameplay, controls, animations, performance, story, voice acting, soundtrack haven't aged at all.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      The only actual flaw with max payne 1 and 2 is just getting them to run on a modern os. Can't blame the Finns because i doubt they anticipated Microsoft would just make horrible decisions with how they made operating systems 20 years after the release of the first game. Other than that its pure kino.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >download a patch and click install
        Holy shit man that was so difficult.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        max payne 1 at least works right out of the torrent. not sure what you're on about

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        https://www.pcgamingwiki.com/wiki/Max_Payne
        https://www.pcgamingwiki.com/wiki/Max_Payne_2:_The_Fall_of_Max_Payne

        man that was hard

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          You don't understand, zoomer cannot read so much.

          max payne 1 at least works right out of the torrent. not sure what you're on about

          Retarded zoomer cannot understand the difference between 16:9 and stretched 4:3

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >zoomers zoomers zoomers
            did a zoomer fuck your oneitis or something?

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    HYPED and POGGED

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Your past is like pieces of a broken mirror fr fr on god no cap

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I deadass let go of the trigger and it was over fr fr

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Unironically would play that

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    T.brainlet

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Max Payne colored my personality in profound ways I'm still understanding today, years later. My favorite pair of games of all time. That's right, ALL TIME. Can't wait for the remakes. And if they suck, we'll still have the originals.

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    it's going to be the same can't play for 5 minutes without unskippable cutscene bullshit that 3 was

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      MP3 was done by Rockstar, the remakes will be made by Remedy Entertainment, the original developer of 1&2

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Cant wait to play Timesplitters Rewind in 5 years

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    If they don't use Late Goodbye for the ending of 2 I'm not gonna buy

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Anon, Alan Wake lost some licensing for songs and that's why you can't buy it anymore, same with GTA 4 (original). Record garden gnomekompanies will never allow you to enjoy things for free.

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    ENOUGH WITH THE FUCKING REMAKES YOU COCKSLURPING FUCKING HOMOS

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Creativity is dead
      You WILL buy the New™ Remastered Game of the Past: Hint of Nostalgia © and you WILL like it

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I absolutely will not.
        Death to remakemorons.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        These remakes are not for nostalgia, they are for streamers and their 14yo audience

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          they are because of nostalgia. younger generations love obsessing about their youth because it's easily accessible via the internet. you see it every day on this board. and companies aren't dumb, they're milking this as much as they can

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Fuck remakes. Originals <3

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Remakes are the only alternative in videogames now because every modern game is literal goyslop full of microtransactions

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >You're in a remake, Max.
    >The truth was a burning green crack in my brain. Performance drops every few seconds, eye gouging bloom radiating from every light source, poorly AI upscaled models. I was in a remake.
    >Funny as hell, it was the most horrible thing I could think of.

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