ITT retellings disguised as sequels

ITT retellings disguised as sequels

Schizophrenic Conspiracy Theorist Shirt $21.68

Homeless People Are Sexy Shirt $21.68

Schizophrenic Conspiracy Theorist Shirt $21.68

  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Was going to post this but you got here first.
      Based.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >obsessed
      yes we get it you dont like super metroid

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I tried playing SM the other day since I'd never played a Metroid before, it's got some of the floatiest controls I've ever seen in a 2D plat, I seriously don't get all the praise it still gets these days.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        eh you get used to it
        it also helps to always hold down the run button

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >it's got some of the floatiest controls I've ever seen in a 2D plat
        that's....kind of the point. you're in space

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >I seriously don't get all the praise it still gets these days.
        It’s mostly just waifugays. Notice how it’s only popular in incel websites like Ganker.
        If Samus was male nobody would give a shit about that garbage game.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        It's not a platformer bro

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        it's better in the later games. you can probably get a mod of it like em.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      take your meds

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        and as i told him yes we get it you dont like super metroid

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Mom look I did it again!

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        hoes mad

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      FPBP
      F SM

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Not really. You literally have no clue who Frank Yeager and Big Boss actually are outside of their post-humorous importance to the game. The most detail you get on the events is the few name drops of Zanzibarland. MGS2 is blatantly doing this as it's big plot twist.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I am convinced MGS started out as some 3d remake of MG2.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      MG2 is a retelling of MG1.
      MGS is completely different.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      This is correct. MGS2 is also a retelling made to critique this retelling.

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    castlevania iv

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I wish they just had said SM and CV4 were remakes rather than sequels. Now the timelines for the respective series make no sense.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The metroid timeline makes sense.

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Mother/Earthbound

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Every single first party super Nintendo game from nes AND every single first 3d game to the SNES predecessor.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      super mario world is absolutely nothing like the original game

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Starfox 64
    >Earthbound
    >Metal Gear Solid
    >Virtue's Last Reward (Ever17)
    >Street Fighter Alpha 2

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >>Starfox 64
      This is a straight up retelling, not a sequel.

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Star Fox 64
    Star Fox Zero

    Basically, they cannot get away from retelling the first game's story. Series is shit

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Honestly it's good to hate Nintendo as a company but hating on their classic games is some next level moronation. Like who in the frick can deny that games like Super Metroid and Super Mario Bros 3 are good?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It's just anons who are miserable and desperate for attention as usual. But they'd never actually have the balls to come out and say what their favorite games are

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Huh? Okay ahh sm is bad and kirbys dream land 3 is one of my top. Am I allowed to share my opinion now

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I love Ocarina of Time, the highest rated game of all time. Also, Super Metroid is trash.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          speaking of ocarina of time its literally just 3d ALTTP

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Super Metroid is literally just Metroid (NES) in 16-bit.
            The leap between LttP and OoT is 1000x bigger than the leap between OG Metroid and Super.
            Actually, Super Metroid is a dumbed down rehash of OG Metroid for casuals like you who need hand holding.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              i made the thread and that was my entire fricking point idiot

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >Super Metroid is literally just Metroid (NES) in 16-bit.
              So you've never actually played either game. If you wanted a game that fit the description then you should have used castlevania 4

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      SMB3 is a classic
      Super Metroid isn’t
      Nobody like that pile of shit back then, literally every other first party Nintendo franchise had better sales than Metroid

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >sales

        fricking moron

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Just let the Hispanic have his day anon.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I grew up playing Mario, Zelda, Kirby, Pokémon, Donkey Kong, Megaman, Alex Kidd, Sonic, etc.
        Had no idea who that b***h Samus was until Smash Bros. Garbage, irrelevant franchise.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >Alex Kidd
          And here you are calling metroid irrelevant.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Alex Kidd in the Miracle World was played by more people than the entire Metroid franchise.
            Granted, it was bundled in the Master System, but it still counts.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Alex who? Never heard of him.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              wow that floor really gave you this much trouble?

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              nice ad populum, do you have any more fallacies?

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >Alex Kidd in the Miracle World was played by more people than the entire Metroid franchise.
              Which is false mind you.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          you're just seething there are metroid threads now that dread is out up for a week while nobody gives a shit about your nostalgia

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Super Metroid is a classic that is still fondly remembered and still fun to play. Even people who aren't into Nintendo games cite it as one of their favorites

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >Super Metroid is a classic
          Nope, nobody praised that shit back then.
          Only zoomers like it because it’s piss easy as opposed to other “frustrating”
          SNES games that take an ounce of skill.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            I literally fricking stumble upon the 'it's easy' argument thrice in a row now. First it was someone shitting on DQ8, then I think Mirror's Edge and now Super Metroid. I didn't know all of you people were hardcore games who cared about difficulty so much. Also everyone who's saying that games got casualised and all that stuff usually suck at vidya and can't even beat shit like Castlevania 1

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Jokes on you, Castlevania 1 is in my top 5 favorite games of all time and I can beat it with my eyes closed.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Well at least you like something good. Also I wouldn't say that Super Metroid is THAT easier compared to CV1. Games are not about being difficult. It's not an argument when you shit on vidya you don't like

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Castlevania 1 isn't that hard, except for that last fricking part of stage 5

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I'm one of the few people who tried Loop 2 and stage 2 there is absolutely fricking brutal

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Pic unrelated.

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I love Super Metroid but homosexuals' obsession with it has stiffled the series for years.

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    That could be ever Metroid game, since they are absolutely obsessed with throwing in old bosses. Makes the galaxy feel small.

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    is it really though?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      yes

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        dunno famy

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      No not really. Everything is pretty much different.

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    This and lots of other GB games. Since anons are mentioning Castlevania in this thread, Kid Dracula GB is another example

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *