ITT: Summarize the plot of your favorite videogames in only four words and the other anons will guess what it is.
ITT: Summarize the plot of your favorite videogames in only four words and the other anons will guess what it is.
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No Cost Too Great
I build for China
Generals
Condemned
Sh2 or Max payne
>Cycle of eternal return
Or alternatively,
>marry the inn keeper
guessed it, hopefully i didn't make it that easy
Too many saw blades.
Meatboy
Train Sim with all DLC
when history experiences change
grey men did it
actually secret military research
this fits every single horror game
Resident Evil?
e-boi must catch apes
Ape Escape
Nioh
MGS2
Vampire the Masquerade
Kirby
Baseball man kills impure
OFFCHAD
cosmos reset every thing
Outer Wilds
Deltarune
no, loop hero and fuck i haven't played outer wilds i hope that isn't a spoiler
It's not a spoiler, it's the main gimmick
phew, thanks
>Deltarune
ding ding ding
gta4
mario if he spin
mario pinball land
Crash or Sonic.
man blue eyes are scary
that's 5 word you fucking imbecile, you utter buffoon, you boil on the ass of God's creation
Seventeen Words, Foolish man
>using metric
Judge Eyes
kids go dark place
Nightmare City. Diseased Mind.
LobCorp/Ruina
crackhead tries raising child
LISA: the Painfull
space pirate grand mother
Fight Zombies, Fuck Zombies
blue man robot group
mega man
disco elysium?
>disco elysium?
fraid not
abandoned by his frenz
Irishman destroys/saves Japan
Selection for Societal Sanity
Cherry tree MUST bloom
Okami?
No
Hint: the game has spawned a disproportionally large amount of pornography
>hint
That's 99% of the known games, anon.
Toe hoe?
Perfect Cherry Blossom.
guy needs some blood
Pink ball kill god
kirby
*satan
Misinterpretation causing lunar urination
Robot autist, widow sad.
No, I found a better one :
Widow befriends autistic robot.
Library of Ruina
Suplexing Trains, Killing Clowns
FF6
bratty organics, needs harvesting
Bioshock
Sounds Of Animals Fighting
TFH
Mario With 2000s Memes
"not a fighting game"
smash
yep
White Boy kills Bird
Rime of the Ancient Mariner
No
Hint: its a soulslike
cucked rabbit destroys world
His wife is dead
Silent Hill 2
people with blues eyes in the sun be like
Local Cowboy Kill Everything
fed kills the homeless
Deus Ex?
nope
hint: the game has a heavy focus on melee combat
condemned criminal origins
Rabbit shooting turtles
Jazz Jackrabbit?
Correct
Everyone summarizes; few guess
4 words
Too little
danganronpa?
Gum time, No Gum.
Hail to the king, baby.
I never played any of his games.
robot kills uncontrollable wizard
WOW THIS IS HAPPENING
objection, that's no-one's favourite game
its my favorite 3d sonic game
Take over the school
Bully?
Bully
bully
Become King, Kill Italians
Vice City? Definitely not GTA3
Nope
Hint: It's in a Fantasy game
sandbox but boss rush
muck
crash bandicoot?
wrong, but muck is similar
correct
Terraria
Nope, not Crash.
explore caves, find cube
DRG?
no
escape factory save race
half-life 2
no but i guess that also works
it was abes oddysee
Boomerang marsupial saves world
Ty the Tasmanian tiger?
Yes
Trust the goddamn plan
too easy
immigrant jungle city dream
daddy trafficking immune e-boi
the last of us
Plumber rebels against Soviets
Oh, that game from IOI.
Freedom Fighters, I guess?
Bingo
Is it really that good?
I should try sometime, I like Hitman 2 and Contracts.
Honestly I chose this over Hitman (my actual favourite) because I thought the summary for Hitman would be too obvious. I will admit, my love for Freedom Fighters is predominantly driven by nostalgia, but it has its moments. The game has a very nice soundtrack, though. As is usual of Jesper Kyd.
>Jesper Kyd
Ohhh boy, didn't knew this but yeah, it is obvious thinking about it. Gonna play for sure now, thanks anon.
Other than the spastically inaccurate shooting mechanics, it's really fucking fun. I wish they'd make a new one instead of endless hitman games. They're still a reasonably competent studio
"I coveted that wind"
Stupid ass Triforce Hunt
time travel watch detective
D4?
Return of the Obra Dinn
he was a cat
These threads are always shit
5 words, disqualified
four words next time
Amnesiac Robot Saves Girlfriend
cave story?
terraria?
>Terraria
correct.
neato
Apparently I'm not Alexander
God Hand
child serenades trained assassins
Local bum kills Cthulu.
Underrail
Farmer marry young girl
Stardew
no it wasn't me
not nazi german camps
space jesus sandbox
Scribblenauts
nope
Bald man throws wrench
fuck this gay earth
Fallout 2
Escape planet or die
Rimworld
Correct
factorio
so long gay bowser
god this is boring
Dragon Dogma
Elden Ring.
Turning humans into glue.
max payne 3
Alternate Reality Card Game
Clean up after Doom.
VCD?
Viscera Cleanup Detail, correct.
Viscera Cleanup Detail?
Inscryption?
Correct.
So here I am
Tony Hawks Pro Skater
Bowser kidnaps Princess Peach
Luigis mansion
hogan's castle
Prisioner helps beautiful voice
Rigged from the start.
skyrim
Close.
Chad Vegas
Of course it is.
Rebels bad for once.
skyrim
skyrim
oblivion
Nope
>Skyrim
Wrong
>Skyrim
Correct.
>Oblivion
Not my post.
FTL
Correct. Didn't expect anyone to actually guess, so nice job, lad.
Just rotate the claw.
retarded pirates find steroids
Fishman Island arc of One Piece.
Great Leader is dead
Brigador.
chew steak very slowly
boi
hush fix never ever
ITS GONNA NEED INSURANCE
JUST DON'T OPEN IT
VTM:B
I haven't played it but I keep hearing a out this meme. I am going to open it.
No anon. You must not.
Without ANY AT ALL other spoilers, riddle me this - is he gonna literally rape me? Only a Yes or No answer shall be read.
Shit happened, let go.
No one answer. Anon must find out for himself.
Just don't come on here crying that no one warned you, retard.
>Shit happened, let go.
TLOU2?
>don't act like nobody warned you, retard
moron is it literally gonna brick my 'puter? It's a game with save files for crying out loud. I've already been spoiled that the original vampire is the taxi driver, what can go THAT far wrong?
You know what? Don't answrer. I'll just see for myself.
Also I asked cuz I was gonna make a toreador if the answer was yes.
Fight demons, get candles.
Elizabeth Warren is resurrected
back from prison hospital
Saints Row 2.
Destroy everything, free country
Broforce.
Not what I had in mind.
It's a tps game.
paraplegic has a nightmare
Fucking hate these people
Life is Strange
Undertale
Saints Row 4
Like 95% of the videogame market these days.
Undertale is a modern masterpiece chud
More like masterbate, bitch. HA.
Hotline Miami 2
Correct
Hatred, easy
Empress dead save daughter
Dishonored.
Save shota from samurai
sekiro
Yes
Fuck off egg man
collect all the masks
The Legend of Zelda: Majora's Mask
Mine is
and not Majora's mask.
Mine is
and is Majora's mask.
Feast, fuck, fight, repeat
japan versus germany anime
Fire Emblem Fates
jackpot
kids falling into televisions
Lil Nightmares 2?
It's not ACTUALLY your favorite game, is it?
Nope not that
Become the fastest janitor
Purse Owner 4
Dustforce.
Correct.
Rewind time, undo apocalypse.
Schizo warps timespace perception
Nerds cause alien invasion
Half-Life.
Have horse, be mercenary.
Sister daughter spider gf
angsty teenager writes novel
slavs on a train
racist human saves universe
clowns rob some banks
1. IDK
2. Metro series
3. IDK
4. Payday series
Mount and Blade
Ace Attourney
Ghost Trick
>Mount and Blade
ayup
you're right on the 2 you got
Correct on ghost trick.
Mailman assists old man
don't open it, retard
child abducted by god
Here we go again
Madman gets laid, kills.
No more heroes?
Not quite.
Yuri, is it over?
Sealab 2021: starring autists.
Subnautica? lol
More autistic, less graphically impressive.
salesman berates sad fools
bird man steals babies
MY
ASS
IS
HEAVY
Op4
Small typo, no pass.
Bear takes over school
I Take Your Stuff
Gather Crystals, Stop Warlords
witch fights for candy
A Rat Overcomes Toxoplasmosis
Mountain hag feeds bird
SA
Tribal dude destroys America
Fallout 2
Big tree must return
spikey attorney solves murder
Big hair detective ghost.
Boy completes repetitive dungeons
Every Zelda
Order in the court!
whack da suck a
my arm, my arm
God Hand
metal gear rising
drink blood stab dragon
crackhead assasin has nightmares
right? wrong? no sense
must save me fishwife
Stay awhile and listen.
you're not the dragon
autistic cat embarrasses friends
Az vs. Bz, Cz.
Moon genociders were on our side all along
Black guy is schizophrenic
Killer 7
Ayy
Funky aliens escape earth
toejam and earl
Last boss female jesus
Badass rescues President's daughter
Just Guys Being Dudes
Bikes that dominate downhill ;))
Labyrinth under Sinner Town
The illuminati did it
dreaming cat sent home
you are old man
metal gear solid 4
Shout letters at ants
Alien helps depressed kid
eight characters, fun stories
Octopath Traveller (2?)
Deus Ex
Killer 7
wrong
No gods no masters
Fat Joe filtered me
I'll do three games I love
>Cosmic gods want kids
>Chuuni vampires with friends
>Wonderland for my beloved
Bloodborne
Code Vein
No idea for the 3rd one
Another one for the third one
>I'm going to Alice
you noticedyounoticed
Black Souls
That is correct
Black Souls 2 is heavily based on Bloodborne
All three could be black souls
Daughter Avenging Prequel's Protagonist
This Child Has Schizophrenia
fran bow
Wolves Hunt in Packs
ALL ROADS LEAD TO
TIS WEAK TO FIRE
Convoy, killing aids dragon
Small bombs in food!
Secret weapon guide REQUIRED
FF12
Yep.
We require additional pylons
Historically accurate paladin rushes
time travel get crystals
Boy Meets Girl, plural.
Something about this planet.
Get The Baby back.
Cool Cat solves murders.
Time travel alien abortion.
Mercenaries solve family feud.
>Cool Cat solves murders.
Blacksad?
No.
>Time travel alien abortion.
Earthbound?
Cool Cat solves murders.
SPOILERS? : Ghost Trick?
>Mercenaries solve family feud.
TF2
Yep, you got all three right.
Damn I'm good
brother is a dickhead
eat snakes in jungle
Still In A Dream
ancient evil harvests everyone
Dead Space
Killer is Dead
>Killer is Dead
nope
hint is the girl in my post shared a game with the protag of the game i mentioned
dmc3?
ding ding ding
Mash A: Protect Earth.
wonderful 101
Yep.
Play ball, say goodbyes
Best girl punks dinos
Chrono Trigger
Dino Crisis
Right in best girl, wrong game ys8
Tomb Raider
revenge bad
TLOU2
Cat God hates humans.
Mario Fights Emo Wizard
Dwarf Fortress Is Better
Songs of Syx?
I'll give you a hint. Book.
rimjob
albino tests his luck
no plot, just numbers.
cookie clicker
God of War 3
not cookie clicker, but close enough.
sad robot existentialism game
More like COMMUNIST robot existentialism game
Thats not it. But it looks cool, what game is it?
Citizen Sleeper. Closest game that I've played that's like it is Disco Elysium. It's a lot more simple than Disco Elysium and feels like it had a tenth of its budget. But it has a nice robot/cyborg story.
A small talk at the back of beyond?
bear bird bury witch
the drug dad cometh
armed slavs loot trash
Dragon Heart Merchant Cuck
Highfleet or S.T.A.L.K.E.R.
Lisa
Caves of Qud
Banjo Tooie
Banjo Tooie is correct!
eggman makes manlets go insane and gives them cool crystals
r/lostanons
mail man treks desert.
Two Ships Invisible Frogs
Computer effectively simulates samsara
bear bull bear bull
Fallout 3.5
Black Ops 3
>Black Ops 3
Good guess but I would have said train go boom if it was
Time traveling insurance agent
Half Life?
Nope
> Colourful
> Animals
> Candy
> Parties
Dream walker defeats Alien
I tried
Darkwood?
Nu
Darkest Dungeon?
Nu
Alien is actually alien god.
Sorry
zombie campfire 'saves' world
Waku waku save world.
1) Holy-- Holy-- Holyyy Shhhit!
2) Oppressed Elf Befriends Fish.
>Oppressed Elf Befriends Fish
Munch's Odyssee
cowboy game
HATES: lack of order
average night in london.
Bloodborne or Nightmare Creatures
FUCKING QUAKE.
>FUCKING QUAKE.
my bro 🙂
HUH DING BOOM ZAP
snail causes human extinction
Cool guy kills aliens
eh kills aleins and-
halo mustar cheef gaem
Go ring the bells
Protocol 3, protect Pilot
Dark Souls?
Yup
Titanfall 2?
Correct.
transexual has foul mouth.
blonde teen gives birth
Space Crayola Insanity Zombies
Outlast 2
GTA SA
no.
yes.
>blonde teen gives birth
Silent Hill 3
Green Man Murders Minorities
sex with the cat
Redeemer and destroyer, pawn and messiah
You fix Karen's mess
soul graveyard with mistletoe
The fairy is evil
Bravely Default.
Yup
Flying Fairy
Lying Airy
perform the grand rewind
Lobotomy Corporation
Make dead grampa proud
Prey (OG)
Stardew Valley?
Yes
dumbass doesnt spawn rally
Pay off your loan.
Space Book gets Violated
Animal Crossing
Bugs enslave teddy bears
Boring Dinner Richer Die
Elevator girl inspires introspection
Water machine is broke
Fallout
Stellaris?
>Stellaris?
Kinda fits, but nope.
Nope.
Mass genocide in space
Clever Mass Effect?
Universe die make new
The Genesis Project
Dark Souls
Xenosaga
Both incorrect, sorry.
Flying naked banana elf
The fire will fade
isekaied samurai kids pal
teenagers murder italian CEO
Schizo looks for daughter
lisa
No, but it is RPGM
young boy gets harem
Hadaka Shitsuji
Kinda wonder if the Steam release censored the bestiality or the flower boxes
Xenoblade 2
One of the Persona games?
Majora's Mask
Dark Souls
One of the Persona games, yes
You could call it the one-est of the bunch
>dark souls
yes
no
hint: its like 99999999 years after the apocalypse
Dystopia cop is clone
Big sword bigger dragon
Monster Hunter World
Any MonHun works, but yes
Pointing contradictions in court
Ace Attorney
Phoenix wright
Harvey Birdman, Ace Attorney
It WAS made by Capcom.
Bloodless, therefore try hell
Ultrakill
Four soldiers vs. ayys
Stuff has run out, now they're getting more stuff at that thing in the sky. It's like totally bonkers and warlike, bro.
Big fishes scare muttmerican
Ocarina of Time
Nope
Augmented bros reveal conspiracies.
Small green Canadian liar
Deus Ex
Don't open it sucker
L.A. Noire
Correct
Chill out dude, what's your problem?
It's barneyfag's spambot, I assume
must have been added to Derpibooru
WIND IS PUSHING ME
manlet kills giant beasts
Shadow of the Colossus
The Legend of Zelda
literal who returns, sucks
There's a Tommy Tallarico video game?
Kill mommy for America
escape cycle of rebirth
World refused to change