ITT the stupidest video game armors in existence

ITT the stupidest video game armors in existence

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Seems reliable to me.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      yeah, specially the front respirator that can be destroyed by any type of bullet shot by the weakest of the enemies and get you dead, very very reliable

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Man you must hate modern day armor since it doesn't cover the face at all.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          modern armor is not supposed to effortlessly take several full magazines like this armor in fallout is

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Same logic can be applied to any type of armoured vehicles, is PA supposed to be in the middle of the battle tanking everything?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >Same logic can be applied to any type of armoured vehicles
          EXACTLY, a tank can't take tank shells and rpg's/javelin but it CAN and HAVE to withstand infantry regular weaponry fire, same as the fallout armor, but in the tanks, you don't have gigantic rubber hoses transporting fuel on the outside of the tank

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            you're lucky to be hitting a person at a 100 meters much less getting a headshot and aiming at that little hole or eye slit? you're a fricking shooting prodigy.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              It's not the hole anon, it's these breathers here, you can frick them from a second floor window with a pistol, try destroying any modern equipment other then a soldier with a pistol from any angle or distance...
              it's also doable with a precision rifle from half a block distance without being a pro, e few bandits can flank you and do it, not even 100 bandits can destroy a tank with pistols and rifles

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >you can frick them from a second floor window with a pistol
                Lol, have you ever even used a firearm before?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Yes, have you ever seen a second floor window? the distance to the street is 4-5 meters, you can get a headshot from 5m and you can get those oversized soft tubes too

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                its an NBC suit mixed with armor, if he is in need to use them then you are either dead, dying, or using a similar device

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                not necessarily, you could be using a non-armored one that is silent and body size only and be within ruins and abandoned buildings flanking and getting close unnoticed to hit weak spots

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                well its a lucky shot, which is modeled in fallout btw some critical hits bypass your armor this could be interpreted as you hitting both tubes

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                it's because it's supposed to be sealed military NBC armor, if rubber parts get perforated you're just getting a little more ventilation and it won't make it any less useful for fighting bandits with .22s
                The BoS probably just cuts that shit off and leaves the venting open because it doesn't fight many enemies using sarin gas and anthrax powder instead of guns and bombs

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                it's a radioactive wasteland anon, it's made to be used in really radioactive areas and not against anthrax, nuke fallout entering there would kill you by radioactive poisoning, and it's also not only bandits, you fight monsters/mutants, a monster melee hitting/biting your head at the most radioactive areas of the game would also have that outcome even if the rest of the suit can take their strength

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    t. todd

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      this looks like something someone with super strength would wear
      just look at it, its like wearing an apc

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >havel the rock
      >his armor is made of stone
      Woah

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        IRL stone armor will protect me, right?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Main issue would be the give, metal does a better job dispersing energy and can bend, while stone will probably shatter.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Depends on what you get hit with, really, but generally speaking, no you don't want stone armor. Knives, small swords, and arrows won't do shit, but maces and picks and such with frick up your armor pretty quickly. Also, don't trip or fall. Ever.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      for me it was the Four Kings when i finally caved and used it on my first playthrough.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      i dare you to defend it

      all good armors

      low effort thread

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    When I was a kid, I thought the helmet was some kind of robot.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      just the helmet

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Yep, just the helmet. I could doodle it in MSpaint if you're curious

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          do it

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Okay, here. My only exposure to Fallout 1 was the early parts of the game when my dad played it and the box art

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              I can see it. Thank you for letting me see the world through your eyes.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >over sized nose
              dude that's a flashlight

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah same, saw the game cover for Fallout 3 at the tesco and got spooked haha

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I do get women complains when I see this
      This can't even be called an armor, is just a metallic cover of her sexual parts in a rather poorly way even

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Because of the coin slot at the front?

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    i dare you to defend it

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      looks cool

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      most of ER's armor sucked which is a same since the previous games had god tier armor
      the default knight set looked too fat

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Naah they're good. Especially Vyke's set.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        they all have different metal coloring making mixing and matching a real pain in the ass. It's almost impossible to have both the looks and the stats in this game.

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Stupid by what logic? Can you describe or it's just looks with you?

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Is fallout Senora or whatever it's call good?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Is it even translated yet?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I don't know, I heard someone talking about earlier as if it was.

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    That's not the T-60

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >power armor
    >stupid
    Literal pleb tier shit taste. Getting into a mini mecha is kino. Fallout 3's version sucked cause it was just thick armor. In other iterations its essentially mecha armor.

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The t45d looks twice as moronic. Especially with those flip flop pauldrons

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    All female armor period

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Looks good to me. The giant goofy mech suits that bethesda made them into are what looks stupid.

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Rule of cool is more important than anything else homosexual and the T-51b is cool.

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    the glass armor in morrowwind
    the blade armor for megaman in x6
    full chainmail under full plate in ultima online
    half the shit in for honor
    the current armors for the mute orotocol event in rainbow 6 siege on robotics side especially jackal

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