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  1. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    This promo was unironically based. Not enough blood in banks, even moreso post-covid.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >even moreso post-covid.
      Of course, anyone who got jabbed has tainted blood and can't donate anymore.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Feels good being a purebreed, instead of a genetically modified cattle golem

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Pure bred mutt maybe.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            kek, found the vaxgay
            Sorry you regret it, no refunds, enjoy your premature death as an inferior cattle being

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              Somebody is insecure.

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              Two more weeks, the vaxed will certainly die this time.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                No, the narrative now is that they die between 1 and 50 years. Seriously

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                doesn't everyone on this website die between 1 and 50 years from now

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                >give yourself a 50 years long window
                >SEE SEE I WAS RIGHT, YOU CATTLE
                homie, good for you, frick vaxxes, but this is moronic

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              What exactly would I regret?

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Nope. Vaxxed blood is being collected and infused. If anything, the unvaxxed are refusing to give blood after being discriminated and vilified against.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          This. I used to donate blood, never again unless a family member needs it. Get fricked.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        All those antivaxxers aren't around to donate anymore so...

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Well now its all vaxxie blood, so useless.

  2. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >"we dyin in the Code Vein ambulance"

  3. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Red Cross did it again? That's surprising, considering it caused controversy last time they did something like this

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm tired of pretending people being upset on twitter means a controversy.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Considering that it ended up actually affecting reality and ruining the drive, I'd say it's more than just standard Twitter drivel.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        I'm tired of pretending that social media does not dictate our lives

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      the breasts that mindbroke twitter

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      The Uzaki promo also got record donations, I'm sure Red Cross cares more about that that people seething on twitter

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Considering that it ended up actually affecting reality and ruining the drive, I'd say it's more than just standard Twitter drivel.

        Which is it then?

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          The article I read said that the controversy came mostly from English speakers on twatter. They actually did two drives with her successfully and apparently lots of people showed up.

          This is back from 2020

          >However,the JRCS asserted that it did not find the artwork to constitute sexual harassment, and the promotion continued for its originally scheduled duration, withUzaki-chan’sartist and creator Take himself donating blood. What’s more,the Red Cross has announced it will be launching a second tie-up with the series this week, as proudly heralded through the officialUzaki-chanTwitter account. It says:

          “All righty,because of how popular the first one was, Uzaki-chan Wants to Hang Out is being allowed to be part of another blood donation campaign!This is thanks to all of your support! Thank you!"

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            These were in Japan right?

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              The uzaki one was japan, the code vein one was america
              You would know this if you looked at the image for 5 fricking seconds you colossal moron

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            >controversy came mostly from English speakers
            Why is it always them

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              Jews

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              Reminds me of when all the George Floyd shit was happening and there were reports of BLM marches in Japan but if you looked at the photos it was all American expats and English Teachers

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >I'm sure Red Cross cares more about that that people seething on twitter

        Red Cross has always cared about actual blood donations over LGBT feelings.

        They only recently started accepting gay blood because LGBT campaigners were deliberately seeking to harm their overall donation numbers out of petty spite. The funny thing is that the LGBT blood contamination rates means its still cheaper just to throw the gay blood out than to bother even testing the batches.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          I don't get it. If you're gay and want to donate blood why not just tell them you're straight?

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            They test for gay.

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              But if they test it either way, why is it cheaper to just throw out all the gay blood than testing it?

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Nah they test if you're gay before taking the blood.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            They ask questions like

            >Are you a man who has had sex with another man in the last six months?
            >Do you use intravenous narcotics?

            It's to weed out people with high chances of diseases. They have to mix blood based on type and then test the batches, so not weeding out pozzies and druggos in advance would inevitably ruin more blood than it provides.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Big breasts = lots of donations, smart

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Do vampires lactate blood?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >this is ok
      >but putting a 5-pixel red cross on health packs is not
      Frick the ~~*red cross*~~

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      why would Japan allow am*rican red cross to advertise their material?

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >le safe racism joke

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >"This ad objectifies women, I know what the Japanese normie wants!"
      >Follow gravure and JK pics on a private account

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Man I remember the endless normietards seething over those big breasts only for real women who actually do have that same cup size and height to come out and tell them to shut the frick up.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Normalgays are insufferable idiots that should never be taken seriously. During the Last of Us Part 2 drama with Abby having giant muscles for a girl during the apocalypse, an actual female body builder straight up said her physique is not sustainable or possible in a setting like that. But normalgays will ignore that and call you an incel manchild for daring to point that out.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I never liked this design. And no, not in the twitter way. If you take away the boobs it's literally just a guy. Not even like a tomboy. There are no feminine features at all.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >赤十字
      >Red "10" Character

      fricking nips

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Funny that an anime tie-in causes controversy, and not the fact that they drive around in empty vehicles during a disaster to make it look like they're busy and divert first responders to sit around doing nothing in the background of press releases.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >i-is that a woman with LARGE BREASTS!?!?!? >NOOOOOOOOOOO
      How do seething feminists even function?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Season 2 of Uzaki was pretty disappointing, honestly. Nagatoro Season 2 was better than it.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Seeing Twitter troons sperg out over this was great

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why Twitter drama queens hated this character again? Honest question.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Short = Child to those weirdos. This isn't even a case of a 16 year old fanservice character. IIRC, she's college aged.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          This is so stupid it hurts. I had literally few girls in group during studies that were short, had one girl at high school who was one of these very short people (and with breasts almost as big as her own head - you decide if this is a blessing or curse) and when I was teaching at university, 19 years old students varied so much by looks that if I had to guess, I would give some 19, some 25 and some even 15, based on looks alone. Not to mention that there is clear difference between body of a child, teen, young woman and adult woman and everyone can tell.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        It was more the roasties that time. They hate that Hana is hot and good wife material (likes to cook, loyal and faithful)

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Those fragility memes made by twitter troons are complete bogus considering they throw a tissy over this shit

  4. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >oh man, how do we sell more of these sous vide tools
    >*Gabe enters the room* leave that part to me

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >just checked this
      >it's real
      what the frick? why?

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Gaben obviously loves his food and was a big fan of the product, so he approached the company with an offer to do a TF2 tie-in thing.

  5. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I tried them, they were OK.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      What did they taste like?

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        artificially flavored moa burger

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Pringles

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Salt and some random Black person seasoning
        5/10 they were okay

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Spicy beef ramen. I've still got a can or two on my shelf.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Burger flavoured chips always just taste like some sort of beef seasoning.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Moa burger
      a-a-arent they extinct?? and what does halo have to do with big bi pedal birds anyways??

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        There's Moa in Halo Reach

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        That's why they had to be artificially flavored, dummy.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I will not eat the artificial pringles.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        All Pringles are artificial.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      You kidding these were 10/10

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Someone post the cook books

  6. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Was Code Vein any good? All I know about it was foids seething over one of the characters having an ass so bag it collapsed upon itself and the game proceeding to make a ton of money.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      its a 7/10 souls clone but with a good character creator and fun ideas with its blood code system where it allows you to mix and match builds to make it something unique to your playstyle
      Bandi Namco tried to prop this up for a while to be their replacement after DS3 was done but i guess they rewinded that back after playing it themselves and remembered that they hired the Jank Kings that make the God Eater games.
      It's not bad, and the character designer definitely let their anime boob fetish take control for a few designs but its not 100% terrible.
      Think if you grew up in the 2000s Hot Topic Bleach AMV era, you'll like and appreciate the edge lord aesthetics more

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >its a 7/10 souls clone
        Does that mean it's like a 4/10 Souls game then?
        Anyway code vein is fricking dogshit

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          >t. still malding surge 2 gay

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          have a nice day

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          its more like a 5/10 i guess but i agree this game sucks ass

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's the best non-From soulslike game and the best story/characters in any soulslike game including From.

      Overall something like a 7 or 8/10 is fair. It's not a great game on its own, just better than the average hit chaser.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's janky as hell and has some of the worst level design in any Soulslike game (pic related). But it's also oozing with SOVL and scratches that needed 00's anime/edgekino itch.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        It also has the worst final boss I've ever seen in a Soulslike. What the frick were they thinking with this shit, this is Bed of Chaos-tier level of shit.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          It wasn't that bad if you were running a greatsword or spear. One handed sword though, yeah enjoy doing 1/3rd damage for no fricking reason because you can't hit it's upper body.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            >One handed sword though, yeah enjoy doing 1/3rd damage for no fricking reason because you can't hit it's upper body
            Isn't 1H sword meant for magic like bayonet?

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              The Virgin Born has high resistance against magic and debuffs. Anything build that isn't STR focused is completely worthless against this thing.

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              There's a physical build 1HS with the Eos blood code, Jack's sword, Bridge to Glory, and that one passive that buffs your attack based on your movement speed. It's one of the highest DPS builds you can get actually but the problem is that Virgin Born takes reduced damage on it's legs and stomach and you literally cannot reach it's upper body most of the time with the 1HS's range.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        cathedral of sacred blood still causing butthurt 4 years down the line

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          I plat'd the game last month and cathedral of sacred blood is still the biggest example of THAT part. Even knowing where to go, it's still obnoxiously long to get through.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            >obnoxiously long
            What are you being impatient for?

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              That area sucks dude.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                What about it sucks? The only substantial criticism given ITT yet is its length, which makes no sense because it's a fraction of the game as a whole and is mostly designed the same as the rest.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                The length does become an issue when every area in the game sucks and it's the same as everything else, but longer and less visually distinct. The only thing good about that area is that at least it doesn't make you deal with annoying status effect like the burning area or the pit where you can't run.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                There's nothing wrong with a game requiring you to look down and have a sense of spatial awareness.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            It's the only decent dungeon in the game. Makes sense that homies who enjoyed the mind numbing corridor stages leading up to it are so often filtered by it

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              Crypt Spire and Player's Memory are better designed. But frankly I would say no levels in the game are that good.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        I really loved this level, but I like getting lost.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Cathedral of Casual Seethe was unironically kino and is only made better by how many people it filtered.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I really enjoyed it, one of the best Souls like I've played. The ost is kino, it has a couple surprising touching moments and some of the bosses (playing without companions) are the hardest experiences I've ever had in a videogame.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >companions
        are they even any good?

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          The boss aggros them half the time and they can sometimes heal you. Also, they inflict a bit of damage. So yeah, they're pretty useful, specially on insane shit like Juzo Mido or Blade Bearer and Cannoneer.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            Extremely, some even argue that the game was made to be played with them since there are certain bosses (Mido, the elemental not-O&S, gilded hunter) which are extra difficult without them. Yakumo in particular is actually so good he trivializes most of the early game until you get to the not-Miku boss and realize you haven't actually learned how to play.

            Yeah, they are decent enough. Nothing revolutionary though but nice to have around.
            Unironically the big breasts one is one of the strongest ones and her revive is one of the strongest. And Riceball boy is a good tank for early game
            Each has a unique joint buff move that might complement your build so you can keep that in mind.

            Are they customizable to any degree? Like clothes or weapons?

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              Preset and you can't customize them unfortunately. You can get their skills and weapon for yourself though.

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              yeah kind of like

              Preset and you can't customize them unfortunately. You can get their skills and weapon for yourself though.

              , its only small stuff like outfits thanks to the DLC i think

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                >black Io
                Post more

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous
        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Extremely, some even argue that the game was made to be played with them since there are certain bosses (Mido, the elemental not-O&S, gilded hunter) which are extra difficult without them. Yakumo in particular is actually so good he trivializes most of the early game until you get to the not-Miku boss and realize you haven't actually learned how to play.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah, they are decent enough. Nothing revolutionary though but nice to have around.
          Unironically the big breasts one is one of the strongest ones and her revive is one of the strongest. And Riceball boy is a good tank for early game
          Each has a unique joint buff move that might complement your build so you can keep that in mind.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          I only pick Io with me, she the best companion.
          Heals you like crazy, actually strong in combat and encourages you everytime in dialogues.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          In order of strength, it's
          >Io
          >Yakumo
          >Eva
          >Louis
          >Mia
          >Jack
          Though Jack and Mia have very strong Communal Gifts that make them worth using. Io is probably one of the best girls in any Souls-like game, both as a companion and as a character.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      It is surprisingly lacking in a lot of the usual schlock anime trappings and for the most part takes itself seriously, which is kind of refreshing

      Gifts are fun too

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's okay and worth a playthrough but definitely not worth a NG+ replay if you beat it

    • 10 months ago
      Kill Frank O'Connor

      >Was Code Vein any good?
      I really liked it and I fricking hate dark souls. IDK what this means. When are they making God Eater 4?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Weapons seriously feel like shit to use, they have no weight nor impact.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >awful areas
      >awful enemies
      >awful bosses
      you play it for the story

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Good for anime tiddies and that's it. The level design is awful/boring and the combat is janky as frick.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Base game is great, DLC is shit

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Felt horrible to play if youre coming in thinking its gonna play like dark souls

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's pretty decent
      if I was to make a major criticism it would be that the character creator offered lots of accesories to choose from but only a few base outfits, not many choices for female characters not in bawdwear especially

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's good, better than Souls games but pretty much any action games under the sun is.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Not Anor Londo is the worst part but that's it really.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      It looks like an elaborated illusion game. Character creation is very good, scenarios are too gloomy and monotone and story is meh and the flashback system too. But it's entertaining I guess.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I bought it for the customization.
      Didn't play it yet.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Try the demo, it's ok. Ideally you'll want to buy thes game when it goes on another -85% sale

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      A solid 7/10 and my second favorite game after Bloodborne.
      It's extremely janky, but it has a lot of interesting new mechanics that it uses well. The characters are also very likable. A lot of people dislike the level design, but I personally enjoyed the mazes.

  7. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    That's pretty based tbh and I'm not saying that because I'm a weeb.

  8. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I’m deeply in love with Io, she makes me feel things I can’t name but cherish almost as much as her

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm happy for you mister anon

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Thank you, that’s very kind

  9. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Would donate if Io gave me a nursing handjob the next day

  10. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >"Donate" blood
    >get sick or in an accident
    >need blood
    >you, or your healthcare if you're not muttmerican, still have to pay for the blood
    What kind of cuck donates blood?
    Hey moron donate me some gold next, I'm running low on it, don't worry you can buy it later

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      In the states, you donate blood to a middleman who basically has an exclusive deal to sell to hospitals.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Don't be an amerimutt, it's easy as that

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      You can bank your own blood.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Isn’t donated blood given out for free?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Oh it's even better than that. A guy I knew in high school had a rare blood type got into a nasty car accident. His sister and mom donated because the hospital didn't have enough compatible blood on hand and those motherfrickers still had the gall to charge them full price for it.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >"Donate" blood
        >get sick or in an accident
        >need blood
        >you, or your healthcare if you're not muttmerican, still have to pay for the blood
        What kind of cuck donates blood?
        Hey moron donate me some gold next, I'm running low on it, don't worry you can buy it later

        THIS AIN'T A CHARITY, GOY

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >You get charged for blood in the USA
      damn that's like a new low.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Most amerilards don't pay for healthcare. The whole system is just israelites invoicing other israelites tbh it doesn't mean anything

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        this is what most people don't understand, literally just never pay your medical bills and nothing happens.
        some b***h that lived in this house before i bought it eight fricking years ago had a kid last year and never paid her hospital bills. i watched that kids birth bill go from 8k to $300

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      US just lifted the ban on homosexuals donating blood so prepare for a HIV and AIDS super outbreak.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      what's israeli about this? only communist and homosexuals complain about the healthcare system

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >donate blood
      >get one day of paid vacation - state mandated, employer can't revoke it
      >can write it off on taxes
      Only sick and addicts don't donate blood.
      Considering most adult population is obese and have high blood pressure/diabetes donating blood is even more rare.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Found the israelite

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >get one day of paid vacation - state mandated, employer can't revoke it
        >can write it off on taxes
        Wait for real? I think I understand why my workplace brings a blood truck over.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      This is why I don't donate anything in general.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >he's not a vampire

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Do Americans really?

  11. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I know little about Romance of the 3 Kingdoms/Dynasty Warriors but seeing Lu Bu drinking a Pepsis will always be funny to me.

  12. 10 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Always felt these funny shaped Kraft macs tasted better than the standard ones

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        they 100% do, whenever I buy any kraft macs I always get the shapes. Dont know what it is, maybe they hold the cheese better?

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Their shape lets them heat more evenly as well as more surface area = more sauce

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah, that makes sense to me

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        not hard to see why, more holes and thinner surface area for the water to move through and heat up more evenly

  13. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >could have gone to this if I really wanted
    >didn't want to drive like 6 hours for a console copy

    Sometimes I wonder what life would be like if I had any initiative.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      That's a long drive, you would have to be really dedicated to your waifu for that.

  14. 10 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      FF15 is one giant product placenent.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Coleman camping gear and AmEx are still the oddest products to shill in a Final Fantasy game.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      That commercial was cheesy as frick.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Fricking false advertisement, I wish the cups were filled with big meat pieces and shrimp

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's funny how they never ever show the actual noodles.

  15. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    is code vein good? I liked the character customization and art style but is the game fun overall?

  16. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Posting a classic.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Been waiting for this.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Posting a classic.

        I wonder if anyone did actually enter and win it and what they did on that trip

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Was curious and managed to find some info on what would happen for the trip:
          >As the winner of the prize package, you will experience the four skills that are essential to Adam Jenson’s survival – combat, stealth, social and technology. The prize includes (all for 2 people):
          >Return flights to Detroit
          >5 nights’ accommodation at the 4* MGM Grand Detroit (which boasts bars, restaurants, nightclubs and a casino)
          >Indoor paintballing
          >Self-defence tactical training session with a private tutor
          >VIP entrance to Volume Nightclub and £150 spending money
          >Rooftop Dinner at Coach and Insignia worth £100
          >Archos 5 Tablet and flip HD Camcorder

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            Imagine the sort of Big Bazza type bong that buys rustler burgers being a Detroit nightclub VIP

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              >belly bounce for nonlethal takedown

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            >get to visit detroit
            >visit includes self defence course
            YOU CAN'T MAKE THIS UP

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            That actually sounds pretty cool, too bad it's fricking detroit.

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              The rich parts of any city are normally nice.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          >nondescript van drives you to the shittiest part of town
          >square enix hands you a glock and wishes you good luck
          >drops you in a middle of a ghetto
          and drives off
          >zombies_round_start.mp3

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        over a decade ago

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous
      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Isn't there actually 2 cities worse than Detroit for murder and theft. Like Detroit is top 3 US buts its never actually been number 1

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Oakland CA and Chicago.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          theres so much of detroit thats just a barren wasteland. my wife was the last white person on her block when i moved her out 2014. her house was also one of like 10 left on the block.
          its a dump, but its not worse than chicago which is where we moved. lmao.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            surely there are better places to move in

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              im just clowning, we're a full hour out from just the city outskirts

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      That's by the books

  17. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >gotta donate blood to get a copy
    I nearly faint and my pressure spikes down every time I have to take a few small samples, I could unironically never donate blood cause I'd probably die.

  18. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >dying inside Io
    not exactly how I pictured it but I'll take it

  19. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >donate blood
    never again, they called me 3-4 times a day for almost 5 years before finally giving up after just 1 donation

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      my friend complained about the same thing
      the frick is up with that

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Back in highschool I used to donate as frequently as possible, but they always had an incompetent fat frick nurse that had to stab me multiple times every time so I quit. Frick that, you can get permanent nerve damage, also I don't want my blood going to minorities.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        What if they gave your blood to a dude and he get an erection after?

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          It's only gay for the person getting a boner with another man's blood.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            You still gave a dude a boner.

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              Me looking at you gives me a boner but I'm glad that it makes you the homosexual in this scenario

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >incompetent fat frick nurse that had to stab me multiple times every time so I quit.

        Reminds me of the last time I did it
        >sit down in a chair
        >put arm on table thing
        >nurse looks at my arm "oh yeah, your veins are going to be easy"
        >proceeds to miss 4 or 5 times
        >switches to other arm "oh, this vein is going to be so much easier I should have started on this arm"
        >misses 3 or 4 times again
        >finally asks for help from senior nurse
        >senior nurse gets it first try
        >finally starts drawing blood
        >asks me how I'm doing
        >tell her I'm good, although the room is a bit warm
        >nurse panics "oh no, you're a fainter! Quick lay down!"
        >reclines back of chair and has me lay down
        >I was actually feeling warm because it was a hot day in the middle of summer

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Similar thing happened to me
          Got poked 3 times in right arm and the nurse had to call in someone else who hit it on her first go

  20. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Don’t care. Where’s God Eater 4?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Didn't the team behind it worked on Scarlet Nexus? It has the same aesthetic as the series.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Same producer but that's it. Different team actually. God Eater and Code Vein are connected though. Code Vein is essentially God Eater 0 and it's revealed just before the final boss that Code Vein takes place in a pocket world within the God Eater universe.

  21. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Should have been a tie in with a sperm bank instead tbhwy
    >sperm bank gives you official nudes of IO so you can wank one out

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Don't sperm banks have surprisingly tight restrictions on potential donors?

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yes, no way you're getting in if you select yes on the anime question.

        >Captcha: JYRKS

  22. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Hahaha imagine if the nurse that took your blood were doing cosplay of her that would be pretty kino...

  23. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I bought that game for like 10 bucks and haven't played it once.

  24. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I refuse to donate blood on the grounds that the people I give it to will sell it to hospitals and rich buttholes that want to live forever for tens of thousands of dollars but I'm not seeing a single cent.

  25. 10 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      this game was actually really fun in its first iterations. i hate this fricking homosexual

  26. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I want to donate blood because bloodletting is a big part of my family ancestry but every center near me requires appointment due to the coof

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >appointment due to the coof
      >in 2023
      if they don't want to take your generosity when you feel like it then they don't deserve shit

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        I know and I won't bother, sucks to be the employees though, if I'm not mistaken 2 of those locations are staffed by volunteers so they're not even getting paid to waste their day on 5 people max

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          don't feel bad for them, they are most likely there not out of having a generous soul but just to practice

          Back in highschool I used to donate as frequently as possible, but they always had an incompetent fat frick nurse that had to stab me multiple times every time so I quit. Frick that, you can get permanent nerve damage, also I don't want my blood going to minorities.

          , when they start feeling more confident about getting into the vein with needles they will 100% stop working there

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      The coof is official gone, moron. nobody even remembers that anymore.

  27. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Donating blood is the most cucked thing you can do, because you're giving a product to a business for free that they're then going to charge a person in need for out the fricking ass. Now donating plasma though, that's the thinking man's way of "donating". You at least get paid to sell your shit to a company that's then going to resell it.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Black folk donate plasma for crack money
      >white christian churches and communities like YMCA regularly host blood drives
      Holy based Black folk confirmed thinking men

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Based churches so blatantly whoring out their followers for profit.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Donating anything is for cuck homosexuals

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        There's only two types of people who would say something like that: People who have nothing of value to give, and the sanctimonious liberals who hate Mr. Beast.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Mr. Beast
          keep shilling your corptard puppet

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            >did you know all the media is owned by like 5 people?

            Yes, this is nothing new.

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              >Yes, this is nothing new.
              Yes and if i know then no one else should know.

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              oh but it is new, when it concerns youtubers, who are still mostly regarded as independent content creators by the masses

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                If you have any logical thinking skills, you would know that any big YouTube/internet star is being bankrolled by one of the like 5 people who own all the media. Its the same story again and again.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            mr beast's face just looks uncanny to me for some reason. it genuinely makes me uncomfortable. think its because he smiles without squinting his eyes

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            >tl;dr
            No shilling here. People are actually having a shitfit over Mr. Beast paying for people's medical treatment

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            Can't wait until all these grifting homosexuals start making excuses now that people are catching on

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              Won't matter. There's far more normalgays that will run defense for these people for free because they have money and you're just "jealous"

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Correct, but more and more people are calling them out every day.
                It doesn't get through often because of echo chambers, but you can tell how fricking scared they are by the over-reaction.
                It's only a matter of time

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              >now that people are catching on
              I doubt the people that watch them will care enough to make any noteworthy loss in revenue

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              catching on to what. nobody fricking cares.
              you do not have to support a single streamer or pay money for a single AAA game. just don't do it and you'll be much happier like me.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            Every time I see this guy's face, I can't help but think that he must be one miserable fricker. I've never seen a single one of his videos, I don't even really know if he does anything vidya-related, but I see his face constantly. He has just the stiffest, most awkward, just the least-genuine smile I've ever fricking seen. It's like he doesn't really understand how to smile so he's always awkwardly trying to emulate what he sees without actually understanding what it is. I've never seen a human being just so utterly fail at smiling.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            >owned by providence equity
            >providence

            huh....................... makes you think

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            What exactly is wrong woth Mr. Beast. I have seen like two of his videos and it was always some stupid cpntest for money.
            It may be stupid but it is entertaining. At leqst he's not doing stupid pranis in the street or engaging in e-celeb drama.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            media israelites own everything? oy vey say it aint so!

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            What's the point of this screenshot? Some moron learning that you can't do business by yourself?

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous
    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      If you donate blood/plasma, it gets used to save lives.

      If you sell your plasma, it gets used in cosmetics.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >If you donate blood/plasma, it gets sold to hospitals which then charge dying people 10's of thousands of dollars for something they got much cheaper
        Fixed that for you

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          American issue. Not my problem.

          Land of the "Free"

  28. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I still don't have one of the pipes, meaning I don't have the supreme ultimate pipe. I can't recall which one it's for though, I think it's the first DLC boss. I could never beat the pipe challenge for that one.

  29. 10 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >oh yeah that happened... this year
      feels like hogwarts legacy was years ago wtf

  30. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    It felt like a fever dream

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Here's Miku!

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Gotta admit the memes associated with it were pretty good

  31. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    test

  32. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    most recent one I can recall.
    get fat for diablo 4

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Didn’t KFC have a promotion in Japan where you had to eat an entire family bucket with fires and sides by yourself for some promotional MMO stuff?

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >you have to eat a light snack to get free shit
        What's the catch?

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          https://www.pcgamer.com/chinese-ff14-players-are-eating-inhuman-piles-of-kfc-to-earn-chocobos/

          Have to eat:
          1 Double Chicken Burger
          1 Vegan Mushroom Burger
          1 5-piece Chicken Nuggets
          2 Original Recipe Chicken
          1 2-piece New Orland Chicken Wings
          1 Old Beijing Spicy Duck Roll
          2 Pepsi (Large)
          2 Peach Oolong Tea (Large)
          In one sitting without stopping or using the bathroom for a single one use code, if you have to take a break or use the washroom you must eat the entire meal again

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            Sounds like a light snack for the typical American.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Peach Oolong Tea
            That’s an option at a Japanese KFC? That sounds really nice

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            >That doesn't sound so bad, right? Except that's per person. You actually get four times that amount.

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              Sounds like a light snack for the typical American.

              >we’ve accidentally sent the American supply list to our Japanese division, how will we deal with the overstock?
              >I have a idea Santa-San…

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            >1 Vegan Mushroom Burger
            I'm not even 2 meals in and I'm already filtered

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              YOU WILL EAT THE FUNGUS

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            how many calories is that and how can a challenge like this be legal to hold

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              KFC sandwiches seem to average around 450 calories each and nuggets about 50 per nugg. A medium US pepsi (which would probably be a large in Asia) is 220 cal and probably safe to assume the tea would be similar. So somewhere around 2500 calories?

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            >american comes in and effortlessly clears the entire list without trouble
            >is still hungry afterwards

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            The worst part of this to me is that you have to drink 4 fricking large drinks with all that damn food. Even if it's Asian large which is probably Murrican medium it's so much god damn liquid.

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              >Eat this small family meal and drink 3 litres of a mix of tea and pop
              No wonder some people just felt sick afterwards

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            Why do American fast food companies have such better menus and ingredient quality in other countries?

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              Because America has India levels of overpopulation sometimes contained to very small areas, have to mass produce a set menu for a couple billion burgers and chicken with half of the ingredients being some kind of paste, saw some guy at one of those mass production chicken factories, picked one up and bent its entire leg in a ‘U’, easily and it didn’t make a sound, it just went back to eating with its fricked up leg

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              American ingredient quality is unironically one of the lowest in the entire world. Your israelite masters know you mutts will shove any goyslop down your gullets so who cares?

              A shitload of American products and produce arent even allowed to be sold in Europe period because they are so fricking trash.

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              There’s some memeing and banter when it comes to what Americans eat but honestly, half the shit fast food companies produce are banned completely in different parts of the world, the American government has such a disgusting partnership with companies, you’re being fed actual poison because it’s the cheapest possible option, they’d replace the meat in your burgers with wood chips if they thought they could get away with it

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                >they’d replace the meat in your burgers with wood chips if they thought they could get away with it

                they already did, they call them vegan burgers

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              American food ingredient standards are atrociously low. No, that does not mean other countries do not also have bad standards, but it is shockingly low for a first world country.

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              They feed you braindead goyim LITERAL poison over there.

              USA is NOT a 1st world country

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              What other anons said but also a lack of competition. If all the fast food places serve the worst possible thing in an effort to stay cheap, which it isnt anymore, theres no room for better stuff. It doesn't help that as you go higher in price most businesses still serve you the same cheap shit. In other countries they have to compete against the local cheap places. It also helps that in foreign countries they don't run 24/7 skeleton crews made up of black teens who are managed by a 40 year old black b***h. Everything wrong with american fast food is all the result of increasing efforts to keep everything as cheap as possible for the corp while maximizing profits. I sometimes wonder if they throw people out of windows at mcdonalds board meetings when they mention how successful chic fil a is with 30 teenages on each shift.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                This skeleton crew shit is killing America, and not just in the food industry.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Its been a problem in fast food for a long time but chinky flu has made it worse. Honestly wish they'd reevaluate labor laws so a business that makes over a certain amount of money that also serves over a lot of customers a day directly can't dump the load on 3 people.

                It's always weird for me that American fast food is considered as middle class stuff, where in America it's considered as poor stuff

                American fast food used to be cheap for what you got but not so much anymore. These days youre looking at spending almost 10 bucks for a big mac when 20 years ago it was bigger than it was now for less than 3 bucks. It managed to keep its "poor person" image despite it price and shrinking options. It sure as frick is still a trap for poor people to blow even more of their paycheck each week on it.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                I went to McDonald's for breakfast a bit go while on a road trip. Was $2.5 per hashbrown.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                America is a israelite hellscape

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                With Hi-C orange Lavaburst.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                >0% juice

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                *siiiiiiiiiiiiip* yup, just like that.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                OH SAY CAN YOU SEE

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Don’t worry, the juice box version has %3 fruit juice

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                damn didnt know that, ill have to try one

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                My dad would love that. He always said the world would be better off without the juice.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                >insert concentration joke here

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                It's always weird for me that American fast food is considered as middle class stuff, where in America it's considered as poor stuff

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              I've had american cheese sauce a couple times and it's so garbage compared to australian cheese sauce, maybe solid cheese is the same and it's really just that causing a major taste difference

              frick I wish I could get mcspagheti though

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            That's a fairly small amount of KFC for an average-sized person, I'd say? The main reason fast-food cooks so fast and "lasts" so short is that there isn't much density to it. I wouldn't WANT to eat a double helping of chicken in that timeframe, but I could easily.

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              Anon that’s like a 2 litre combo of Tea and Pop, even if you can take all that chicken washing it down with that huge contrasting drink would probably make you feel like shit afterwards, and it’s required you finished the entire meal, or they’ll bring out an replacement meal without notifying you

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous
              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Oh

                That's a fairly small amount of KFC for an average-sized person, I'd say? The main reason fast-food cooks so fast and "lasts" so short is that there isn't much density to it. I wouldn't WANT to eat a double helping of chicken in that timeframe, but I could easily.

                is a twitter meme, guess I shouldn’t have cared

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Movieblob is chan culture

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                The fact that one out of 4 is a single for some reason bugs me.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                aside from the drinks it actually doesn't seem impossible.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                That's not what is being highlighted.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                I'm a fat frick, but I couldn't eat that much in one sitting

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                i could do it, but i dont eat mcdonalds garbage

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              The drinks are the problem

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        https://www.pcgamer.com/chinese-ff14-players-are-eating-inhuman-piles-of-kfc-to-earn-chocobos/

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          sometimes, the chinks seem like ok bros.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            >you MUST distribute the damage from the Pepsi, dont let it stack

            kek

  33. 10 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >pencil dick frank in a massive bun
      >unseasoned curly fries
      >models aged 25+
      what a fricking abomination

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      What is Sega's fricking allergic reaction to striking a deal with Sonic Drive-In?

  34. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    yes put the game that has a terrorist attack every other event on a plane, there is no problem here.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      It also has a major story event end with a plane crash too.

  35. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Didn't they also offer you a free copy of the game courtesy of BAMCO if you bought tickets to that crappy Vin Diesel BLOODSHOT movie lmao I regret not taking advantage

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      kino

      dont bad mouth Vin Diesel he is literal our guy.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Oh don't get me wrong I love the Diesel, but that movie + The Last Witchhunter were just him collecting checks kek [I fondly remember the latter as I got a sweet hj under my jacket that was resting on my lap during the movie in theaters

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          last witchhunter is a bad movie but i enjoyed it

  36. 10 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      My friend preferred Aquarius, but Pocari was my go-to hangover juice.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >pocari sweat

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      My friend preferred Aquarius, but Pocari was my go-to hangover juice.

      That shit tastes like a flat squirt soda

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Finally I would drink some water thanks to this ad.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >water

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Water molecules were everywhere, so by drinking water you drink e-girl.

  37. 10 months ago
    Anonymous
  38. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine bleeding out and dying in this fricking anime sneed mobile and getting sent directly to hell.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      so, a standard isekai plot

  39. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    MEDS. NOW.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      she's cute

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Her eyes are lopsided in every picture. Frick thats gotta suck. Going through life knowing your eyes arent centered.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        most peoples eyes arent though

  40. 10 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous
  41. 10 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Is this shit even good?

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        It says the shit is Mighty.

  42. 10 months ago
    Anonymous
  43. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Totino's Queso and Supreme Stuffed Nachos! Proud sponsor of Sonic the Hedgehog's Buzzfest Breakdown!

    ?t=564

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      What is the constant buzzing?

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        The universe angry at the show's existence

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        We don't know but it persisted for the entire 2 hour show

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >takes tiny bite
      >claims to like it
      >puts mostly intact nacho back down

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Totinos is fricking dogshit even by goyslop standards

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      What is the constant buzzing?

  44. 10 months ago
    Anonymous
  45. 10 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      God it just looks so vile

  46. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    FireFall...

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      FireFall!

      this game failed so hard

      frick INTEL, frick them to hell for also destroying Project Offset

  47. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    FireFall!

  48. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    FIREFALL!!!!

  49. 10 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      /pizza

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      more like pizza BUTT hehehehehehhehe

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Ever.......play... EverQuest II?
      No I can safely say I have not.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        do yourself a favour and play Project 1999 (classic everquest 1) its good.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      didn’t some anon from here order a pizza from a game? specifically it was a mod and it actually worked? I remember being in the thread but forgot the name of the game

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        I order pizza from my wii

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        An anon called Nickies did so via Oblivion modding.

  50. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I learned that Sega teamed up with Hooters for a Sonic Forces promo.
    I also learned that they have Hooters in Japan.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      did sega ever team up with sonic
      seems like a missed opportunity

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        For the movie they naturally teamed up with....Jack in the Box.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Jack in the Box
          >Tiny Tacos
          >not even some special burger which Jack in the Box is known for
          >didn't come up with the idea of collabing with Sonic which fricking serves chili dogs
          I'm convinced this idea had to be some kind of "they'll never expect it" type of deal that didn't get executed correctly

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            It must be that somebody at sonic is against the idea of collabing with sonic

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Sonic loves tiny latinas!

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      For the movie they naturally teamed up with....Jack in the Box.

      Why does sonic autism even affect its own advertising? Or is this just a case of knowing your audience?
      >you now remember the Sonic & Garfield Pack

  51. 10 months ago
    Anonymous
  52. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    This book is just like my epic video game!

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Took me a second because from the thumbnail I assumed you just posted the cover art of the game, holy shit this feels unreal. Besmirching a 700 story just to advertise your God Of War rip off

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Game was tons better than GoW.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        > Besmirching a 700 story just to advertise your God Of War rip off
        Could be worse

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          >NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
          >you can't put a 7th century warlord in hell

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Reminds me of how they used FGO characters to advertise classic literature.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        who the one between Frankenstein and Dracula? cant recognize the cover and I know shit about Fate to know the girl. im going to assume its Carmilla right?
        the others are Phantom of the Opera and probably a compendium of Sherlock Holmes stories

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          That's Elizabeth Bathory, so I assume the story is Carmilla.

  53. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    An Ubisoft conference stops for a game of battle tag.

  54. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Monster in Death Stranding

  55. 10 months ago
    Anonymous
  56. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >that time when the Call of Duty Twitter account turned into a fake news organisation and started tweeting out a terrorist attack in Singapore
    https://arstechnica.com/gaming/2015/10/call-of-duty-dev-apologizes-for-fake-terrorist-news-twitter-promo/amp/

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Reminds me of that time Ubisoft hired some guy to walk into bars and pretend to be both armed and drunk while complaining about Sam Fisher

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        that seems like a horrible idea

  57. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Remember when in-game advertising was a thing in the mid to late 2000s? I remember Rainbow Six Vegas 2, Saints Row 2, Burnout Paradise and Mortal Kombat 9 all having it.

  58. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    i still remember when the fricking chinks invaded my city with their fricking ads

  59. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I didn't knwo I could mistrust and be even more repulsed by the medical industry. Good job, OP.
    It's well done, but it's like a politician or something dawning your favorite thing in order to get attention and deceive you into 'trusting' or 'liking' them.
    It's creepy and wrong, and very unprofessional on top of that.
    It screams: "
    >We have no clue what we are doing!

  60. 10 months ago
    Anonymous
  61. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >mfw I recognize that San Diego sign because of the Jackin It song from South Park

  62. 10 months ago
    Anonymous
  63. 10 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I've never been to a Coldstone in my entire life but that Animal Cross ice cream looks mad good

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        It’s like a fancier baskin-robbins but with more toppings

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        I worked at cold stone.
        I got robbed once and I quit.
        Havent been there since.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Cold Stone

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      those look fricking amazing

  64. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    how do you go from this...

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      to this?

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        I don't get it

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          nail polish

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >"Master chief? You mind tellin me what you're doing with that Condom?"
      >"Sir, Cortana and i have a job to do."
      >ONLY THE STRONGEST WILL SURVIVE

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >"Master chief? You mind tellin me what you're doing with that Condom?"
      >"Sir, Cortana and i have a job to do."
      >ONLY THE STRONGEST WILL SURVIVE

      Putting video game advertising on condom wrappers is actually a good idea. Every optimistic nerd buys them and never has any reason to throw them away.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        whats the best videogame branded condom. imagine how wet girls would get if you whipped out some doom 2 condoms from 1994

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      to this?

      >"Master chief? You mind tellin me what you're doing with that Condom?"
      >"Sir, Cortana and i have a job to do."
      >ONLY THE STRONGEST WILL SURVIVE

      [...]
      Putting video game advertising on condom wrappers is actually a good idea. Every optimistic nerd buys them and never has any reason to throw them away.

      It was literally just for the pun
      >coming soon!
      Y'know?

  65. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Le ebin 😀

  66. 10 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Neversoft is one of the most based studios of all time

  67. 10 months ago
    Anonymous
  68. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    what game had dudes hide fake body parts in dumpsters again lmao

  69. 10 months ago
    Santa Claus

    Imagine your father is dieing. It's serious. YOu don't know if he will survive. BUT FEAR NOT!!! THE SILLY CODE VEIN AMBULANCE INCLUDING NURSE IO BROUGHT TO YOU BY CAPCOM IS HERE FOR THE RESCUE!!!!
    Finest black humor!
    I wish we could have Code Vein ambulances in germany.

  70. 10 months ago
    Santa Claus

    Code Vein is treating saving human lifes as a joke!

    • 10 months ago
      Santa Claus

      I wish, I could still trade my blood for a free copy of Code Vein.

  71. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    reminder that rich (jews) use young unvaxxed blood as a de-aging treatment
    if you're unvaxxed and donate blood, that's where it all goes
    same with organ donations

  72. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Aren't ads like these super expensive? How much profit did they even get from code vein?

  73. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm not really sure what the point of this was, it didn't save NA though. Or the macaron thing.

  74. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Come back to this game
    >Start NG+
    >Completely forgot everything so I'm overwhelmed by the sheer number of options
    >Start a fresh save instead

    Every time.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Wouldn't it be faster to just play around a bit and relearn everything in the old file?

  75. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

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