>Wow life is great. Look at all these hopes and dreams I have, I literally can’t even hold them all, there’s so many. My cup runneth over with abundance. I cannot wait to got to sleep, so I can wake up tomorrow to see what the new day will bring. I feel golden, I am louder than god’s revolver and twice as shiny. I think I may be immortal, I feel like I’ll live forever!
tfw playing mortal kombat 3 on PS1 at my friends house with his brother and both our parents who are having drinks and watching us on the sofa with music playing
For me it was Trilogy, but I’m sure you could do this in 3. The first time you uppercut someone so hard the go through the roof was SO satisfying and was consistently fun every time.
To all the gaystation owners, or losers as I like to call them.
Dear losers,
The gaystation zero is a fad for phonies and freaks
Nintendo is going to release their new console and kick all you sony loving creeps in the ass
You can cram your ultra sissy bore up your ass. I was playing twisted metal with my friend joel and he said mario is a mushroom homosexual and he’s right.
What that black one next to the PlayStation? The only two systems that are out are the PlayStation and the 64. Sega hasnt done anything since the Genesis yet (unless that’s one of those Japan only/spin-off systems)
Everyone, I come from the future.
In 4 years, this will happen and you will love it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=npuuTBlEb1U
LMAO the Saturn can’t even fucking do 3D, this shit is gonna kill off Sega. Nintenbros, get ready for this!
I wonder how 3 year old me is doing.
>Killer Instinct for SNES got better reviews than Earthbound
>Fucking Comix Zone got better reviews than Earthbound
what am i in for?
>8 bit
SOVL
>32 bit
SOVLLESS
Don’t care; still playing my Super Nintendo and Sega Genesis. Fuck your fifth gen garbage.
where’s my damn birthday coupon
Texas Lottery
12/23/1995 35 ‑ 40 ‑ 41 ‑ 44 ‑ 45 ‑ 46
make that money
>Wow life is great. Look at all these hopes and dreams I have, I literally can’t even hold them all, there’s so many. My cup runneth over with abundance. I cannot wait to got to sleep, so I can wake up tomorrow to see what the new day will bring. I feel golden, I am louder than god’s revolver and twice as shiny. I think I may be immortal, I feel like I’ll live forever!
If I only knew how bad it would be
If only the spirit and optimism of the ’90s would’ve continued, but nope, society had to go and shit the bed in 2001 and never recover.
*2008
2001-2007 were still technically 20th century years both culturally and politically. 2008 was when the smartphone recession era started.
I think this is why I still play retro games. Nostalga is a great escape tool for our modern hell.
Where the fuck are my dudes Heavy D, Brian and Lucky? Who the hell is this dumbass Iori guy? He’s never gonna catch on.
God life is so awesome. Justin Bieber who? Sounds dumb.
THIS is the future of fighting games?! This genre is doomed.
I’m growing in my mommy’s womb
legitimately spooky
>please don’t buy a playstation bro, get a saturn it’s going to be awesome
Playstation will make you gay and like me n
tfw playing mortal kombat 3 on PS1 at my friends house with his brother and both our parents who are having drinks and watching us on the sofa with music playing
fuck I miss the 90s man they were so comfy
For me it was Trilogy, but I’m sure you could do this in 3. The first time you uppercut someone so hard the go through the roof was SO satisfying and was consistently fun every time.
To all the gaystation owners, or losers as I like to call them.
Dear losers,
The gaystation zero is a fad for phonies and freaks
Nintendo is going to release their new console and kick all you sony loving creeps in the ass
You can cram your ultra sissy bore up your ass. I was playing twisted metal with my friend joel and he said mario is a mushroom homosexual and he’s right.
Playstation died to me after ps2.
For the last damn time, Nobody want to play homosexual ass Final Fantasy or any of that Mario bullshit anymore.
>Ridge Racer
>Wipeout
>NBA Jam (the best version)
>Rumor of sexy woman with gun game coming soon
When the game with the hottie with the hot body and big boobies comes out nobody will even want to play your gay as fuck games anymore.
I fucking wish it was 1995. Video games were amazing then.
What that black one next to the PlayStation? The only two systems that are out are the PlayStation and the 64. Sega hasnt done anything since the Genesis yet (unless that’s one of those Japan only/spin-off systems)
N64 released in 96
Saturn was 94
Yes, but when I got around to getting a PS, the N64 was out. Never had I heard of the Saturn until I got online and learned it existed from there.
My buddy had one when it came out. I had the psx and 64. There’s really not a whole lot of games for the saturn. Never really caught on
How can we save the laseractive bros
EVEN FLOW
Modern gaming is so soulless, I miss playing space invaders in black and white.
>returned movie back to Blockbuster
>purposely didn’t rewind for the next renter
MOMS GONNA FREAK
>rent cartridge with save games on it.
>don’t play the game, just erase the saves and return it.
LOCK ME UP AND THROW AWAY THE KEY!
>rent
what???
Saturn has no gaemz
Wrong it had one game.
It had many, it was the second best console that gen after all. right behind the PlayStation
why haven’t you bought a 32X yet Ganker? It mogs the PS and whatever Nintendo shits out soon.
that sound when psx came on. we restarted the machine like 5 times on high volume.
Dude can I borrow your virtua cop and virtua gun?
oh man 90s larpers will remember this
Damn, can’t wait for Sonic X-treme!
Goo goo gaga
*shits himself*
sega does what nintendont
>Genesis does what Nintendon’t
Fixed for historical accuracy.
Those came out before 1995, dummy.
Can’t wait to play super Mario world and link to the past
get off me dad