ITT: We guess the name of the next zelda game

I'll go first
>Legend of Zelda: Sweat of the Balls

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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The Buck Breaker

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Legend of Zelda: Breaker of Bucks

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Valley of the Flood

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Legend of Zelda Heart of Aeons

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The Kang of Waffle House

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Bix of the Snood

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >The Legend of Zelda: Queen of the Spades

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous
  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Tingle's rosy rupee land: Triple X edition

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The Legend of Zelda: Princess Punani

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time HD

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I hate that this is true and that I'll buy it

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I would only buy a full scale remake at this point. Got it on N64, got it on 3DS, got it on PC. They have to redo the entire game now.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Zelda Ocarina of Time: Remake
          >You spend 20 hours in kokiri village doing side quests
          >You get to enjoy a 10 minute cutscene of twenty ganondorfs walking through the gerudo desert
          >It's actually a sequel, Ganondorf traveled back in time when link stuck his sword in ganon's skull
          Yup, it's re-mah-ke time.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I wouldn't mind if they expanded it a little. Give you something else to do in the big ass empty field.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I have better ideas, but sure. You're free to imagine something terrible.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            It won't be like FF7R, but it'll be moronic in entirely different ways.
            >durability and infinite-healing food items thrown in
            >even less difficulty, puzzles and dungeons are nerfed
            >voice acting is back and it's still dogshit
            >some incredibly stupid lore retcons to satisfy Fujibayashi's weirdly obsessive LinkxZelda fetish while further degrading the relevance of the main trio and crucial franchise elements, like the Triforce and the goddesses
            >1000 golden skultula tokens spread across the map
            >enemies still have garbage AI and reaction times like they did BoTW/TotK
            >most of the dark content present in the original (the well, shadow temple, redeads, deadhand, dark scenario, lore or dialogue implications) are either severely nerfed or outright moved from the game
            >shrines are back and they're still as bland as they've ever been
            >the excellent pacing is now fricked and teeming with backtracking filler bullshit

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >All bosses have the gohma eye.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >certain puzzles are given the yellow paint treatment
                >horseback riding is nerfed and no longer fun
                >many of the new quests are just collection fetch quests

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              I'm not reading all that

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >1000 golden skultula tokens spread across the map
              I am pleased. Would be nice imho
              you people are allergic to optional side content

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            More like
            >hylia and demise are here btw
            >here's zelda doing something astronomically moronic, this is a romance scene, LOVE HER
            >sheikah are asians who are everywhere and very important and the war crimes never happened hey look they're quirky
            >btw wow hylia is soooo helpful and great and y'know you love her btw
            >english translation somehow adds pseudo-pedophilia in zora's domain
            >oh and he turns into demise instead of ganon hope that's cool
            Accelerate.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              I'm not reading all that

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              I wouldn't mind a darker subversion of the series at this point. Link discovers the bloody history of greed, and he sides with Ganondorf. Link winds up with the triforce of wisdom. Ganondorf betrays Link and conquers Hyrule. and of course we need a sequel to deal with that, Empire Strikes Back/Return of the Jedi style.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              I read all that

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            This is depressing but true. But here's my ideal remake
            >Every iconic shot is retained, like the cues of the thunder to Ganon appearing in the dream
            >Navi fumbling her way to Link's home
            >Now there's voice acting on par with a game like FFVII Remake
            >The 40 rupee needed to buy the shield are acquired by finding the sword. The level design is extended where you cut some bushes and jump over some gaps, and fight your first foe, and grab 40 rupees out of the chest. You can still spend them wrongly, and have to grind them in the forest yourself.
            >Every dungeon has been remixed and re-architected with new dungeon design, based on the original level design but rethunk.
            >Temple of Light is added, so when you pull out the sword you wake up in the sacred realm, and go through some abstract rooms, and visions, and when you exit in the light, the cutscene where you realize it's been 7 years happens.
            >Hyrule field has been expanded with a few extra areas to use each item, for a new collection quest that is tied to a new character they introduce, who can give you an OoT equivalent of a Champion's Tunic at 100% completion.
            >Later dungeons incorporate use of earlier dungeon-items more.
            >The pitch black darkness and lightning flashes of the final Ganon battle are retained.
            Otherwise it's the same game, with updated controls and updated level design to accomodate the new movement physics, that recreates everything as it was before, but expands it, and makes it appear more modern at a glance.

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Do you think Zelda has sweaty balls?

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Breath of the Wild 3

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    lame post captain idiot

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Link if he Texan

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      take my upvote!

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The Legend of Zelda: ______ of the _______

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The Legend of Zelda: Link, Drake, and Josh.

  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    We're due for a new title that starts with "The"

  18. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Mingle with Tingle. A dating Sim where you try to romance Zelda girls, but as Tingle.

  19. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >The Legend of Zelda: Skibidi of Toilet

  20. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The Legend of Zelda: Tales of the 18 Scattered Memory Cutscenes

  21. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The Legend of Zelda A Connection to a Time Period Which Has Already Occurred

  22. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    TLoZ: Age of Diversity

  23. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >"...of the..."
    >Assuming titles have to include it
    nu-Zelda troonygays, baka.

  24. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The Bellend of Zelda - Secret of the Princess

  25. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The Legend of Zelda: Gerudo Lives Matter

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