ITT: we improve bad game design

ITT: we improve bad game design

  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    how was, dare i say it, i supposed to know?

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What the FUCK am I looking at, OP?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Bespoke game design

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I don't think you know what bespoke means

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        thank god - the fidelity is so high and the environment is so muddy it would be difficult to identify interactive objects, unless Leon had "Resident Evil vision". Which im sure you guys would LOVE

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          There's a hud popup over each box! So you have your resident evil vision already!

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            nah I want the whole environment to go black and white with a deafening sound effect and everything that i can interact with clearly glowing yellow

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Haha yeah, zoomers need stuff like that.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          This is why I dont like playing high fidelity games. Abstraction is necessary for readable gameplay (without immersion-breaking overdesigned UI), and also encourages unique artistic styles and aesthetics.

          It's why something like Katamari Damacy looks better than most AAA slop that comes out these days, despite the former being PS2 and very basic.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Almost like the endless pursuit for high fidelity in video games was a mistake huh?
          Its like the medium is actively hurt by too much fidelity due to its interactive nature.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        they think we are idiots, I hope they get rid of this retarded shit, or at least put it like an accessibility thing.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          As Valve playtesters have proven, most of you ARE idiots.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >playing valve garbage
            Let me guess, you're on HRT?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The new shazam trannies way to doompost on how RE4R is the worst game ever made, just ignore, they will move on to FFXVI after that.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Ok show me the ballistics

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      schizophrenia

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What do Bob-ombs eat?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      ass

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Saddest thing is if Mario 64 did get a remake and had yellow paint borders for the paintings, you would actually have retards here defend it. Then they get mad as fuck when you mock them with these images.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Then they get mad as fuck when you mock them with these images.
      Well we can already see that'd happen considering the post above yours.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        They just can't help replying. They do it in every thread, and it's really riling them up.

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The thing is that the arrow helps out with one of the least arcane parts of this map
      it's so unnecessary considering what the level asks of you later on
      I actually quite like this level tbh even if it can't really sell the supposedly urban setting

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Dead space remake should've reminded you to shoot the limbs before every engagement.

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >yellow tape tells you how to beat the game
    is RE4 a souls like?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      you can parry with a button now so yes

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Where is yellow tape when you need it?

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Best meme 2023

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