ITT: we improve bad game design

ITT: we improve bad game design

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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    how was, dare i say it, i supposed to know?

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    What the FRICK am I looking at, OP?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Bespoke game design

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        I don't think you know what bespoke means

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        thank god - the fidelity is so high and the environment is so muddy it would be difficult to identify interactive objects, unless Leon had "Resident Evil vision". Which im sure you guys would LOVE

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          There's a hud popup over each box! So you have your resident evil vision already!

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            nah I want the whole environment to go black and white with a deafening sound effect and everything that i can interact with clearly glowing yellow

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              Haha yeah, zoomers need stuff like that.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          This is why I dont like playing high fidelity games. Abstraction is necessary for readable gameplay (without immersion-breaking overdesigned UI), and also encourages unique artistic styles and aesthetics.

          It's why something like Katamari Damacy looks better than most AAA slop that comes out these days, despite the former being PS2 and very basic.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Almost like the endless pursuit for high fidelity in video games was a mistake huh?
          Its like the medium is actively hurt by too much fidelity due to its interactive nature.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        they think we are idiots, I hope they get rid of this moronic shit, or at least put it like an accessibility thing.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          As Valve playtesters have proven, most of you ARE idiots.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >playing valve garbage
            Let me guess, you're on HRT?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      The new shazam trannies way to doompost on how RE4R is the worst game ever made, just ignore, they will move on to FFXVI after that.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Ok show me the ballistics

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      schizophrenia

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    What do Bob-ombs eat?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      ass

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Saddest thing is if Mario 64 did get a remake and had yellow paint borders for the paintings, you would actually have morons here defend it. Then they get mad as frick when you mock them with these images.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >Then they get mad as frick when you mock them with these images.
      Well we can already see that'd happen considering the post above yours.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        They just can't help replying. They do it in every thread, and it's really riling them up.

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      The thing is that the arrow helps out with one of the least arcane parts of this map
      it's so unnecessary considering what the level asks of you later on
      I actually quite like this level tbh even if it can't really sell the supposedly urban setting

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Dead space remake should've reminded you to shoot the limbs before every engagement.

  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >yellow tape tells you how to beat the game
    is RE4 a souls like?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      you can parry with a button now so yes

  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Where is yellow tape when you need it?

  9. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Best meme 2023

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