>be city dwarf >grow mutton-chops that even the most burly and noble of humans could only dream of having >undergo a series of glorious adventures >my impressive chops and heroic legacy inspire humans to abandon their half-assed elf poser clean-shave fetish and return to righteous dawi emulation. >still get called "babyface" by dwarven relatives and historians because the cost of leaving the underground capitol of the dwarves was losing by chin-hairs, being forever unable to grow a full beard. >humans think "babyface" is either my actual name, or the name for mutton-chops in Dawi.
>be city dwarf >grow mutton-chops that even the most burly and noble of humans could only dream of having >undergo a series of glorious adventures >my impressive chops and heroic legacy inspire humans to abandon their half-assed elf poser clean-shave fetish and return to righteous dawi emulation. >still get called "babyface" by dwarven relatives and historians because the cost of leaving the underground capitol of the dwarves was losing by chin-hairs, being forever unable to grow a full beard. >humans think "babyface" is either my actual name, or the name for mutton-chops in Dawi.
Why Even Live?
Serves you right for fraternising with them humans and gnomes. Dwarves work for dwarves alone!
now now guys don't get all steamed up about it
you just need to blow off some steam
>hail from sundered clan >staggering 60" tall, taller than most high elves even >built like a shitbrickhouse >beard is long and lavishly garden gnomeeled >even sundered, clan's masons, engineers, and smiths are famous >human settlement pays for a new sewer, pipe their excrement into the tombs of a rival clan nearby
Feels good under the sun.
Maybe city elves are shorter, because of the smog?
No, he's talking about the sundered dwarves of AD&D, which already has shorter than human elves, and high elves specifically average below 60", as do drow and aquatic elves. sylvan and grey elves are still shorter than humans on average, only the shortest of them would be shorter than an above average sundered dwarf.
>ITT: Seething Mountaincels cry about Citychads
Yeah we get it, your great, great, great grandfather had a long beard so "muh clan is strong." Once you're done sucking off the dead how about you get a real job in the city, get some sun and touch some grass?
>poisoned by smog due to poor ventilation >main dietary staples are beer, withered potatoes, and mushrooms grown in their own shit, meat is a rare delicacy >dairy, fruit, and vegetables completely unheard of >anemic due to lack of sunlight >lives in a tiny apartment above his workplace, rarely leaves his block let alone his fortress
Conceptualize it. This post made by hill dwarf gang.
An elf with a small dick made this topic.
t. shaved
Some of them don't even know the name of their clan!
Some of them smoke cigarettes. The sun-smoten fools see so many chimneys in their cities than now they think they are one as well!
Magnus liked snuff
>Leaves mountain
>Abandones clan
>Disrespects values
>Shaves beard
>Sucks human dick
>wHy dOn't yOu gUyS LiKe mE ArEn't wE LikE ThE SaMe hurr durr?!
When did you realize elves are just Dwarfs who abandoned civilized society to become degenerates?
>be city dwarf
>grow mutton-chops that even the most burly and noble of humans could only dream of having
>undergo a series of glorious adventures
>my impressive chops and heroic legacy inspire humans to abandon their half-assed elf poser clean-shave fetish and return to righteous dawi emulation.
>still get called "babyface" by dwarven relatives and historians because the cost of leaving the underground capitol of the dwarves was losing by chin-hairs, being forever unable to grow a full beard.
>humans think "babyface" is either my actual name, or the name for mutton-chops in Dawi.
Why Even Live?
Serves you right for fraternising with them humans and gnomes. Dwarves work for dwarves alone!
city dwarf more like shitty dwarf lol gottem
now now guys don't get all steamed up about it
you just need to blow off some steam
>hail from sundered clan
>staggering 60" tall, taller than most high elves even
>built like a shitbrickhouse
>beard is long and lavishly garden gnomeeled
>even sundered, clan's masons, engineers, and smiths are famous
>human settlement pays for a new sewer, pipe their excrement into the tombs of a rival clan nearby
Feels good under the sun.
>pipe their excrement into the tombs of a rival clan
based and grudgepilled
>staggering 60" tall, taller than most high elves even
What shithole setting has sub 6' elves?
Maybe city elves are shorter, because of the smog?
No, he's talking about the sundered dwarves of AD&D, which already has shorter than human elves, and high elves specifically average below 60", as do drow and aquatic elves. sylvan and grey elves are still shorter than humans on average, only the shortest of them would be shorter than an above average sundered dwarf.
>ITT: Seething Mountaincels cry about Citychads
Yeah we get it, your great, great, great grandfather had a long beard so "muh clan is strong." Once you're done sucking off the dead how about you get a real job in the city, get some sun and touch some grass?
>poisoned by smog due to poor ventilation
>main dietary staples are beer, withered potatoes, and mushrooms grown in their own shit, meat is a rare delicacy
>dairy, fruit, and vegetables completely unheard of
>anemic due to lack of sunlight
>lives in a tiny apartment above his workplace, rarely leaves his block let alone his fortress
Conceptualize it. This post made by hill dwarf gang.
I'm not seeing the downsides, lackbeard.
Listen laddy I’m not one to disrespect dwarves in any capacity, but some of the “unique” ones don’t exactly get an equal share of the haul.