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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lists_of_video_games

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Man being a newbie at this sucks so much. I already gave up at learning how to make good wands because clearly that will never work. I can consistently get up until the jungle area with just the starter wand but I'm far from making it past this. And if ending the game requires firing some sort of boss I'm toast. Feels discouraging too because I don't feel like I'm getting better or learning anything anymore.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >I can consistently get up until the jungle area with just the starter wand but I'm far from making it past this
      Because you need better wands than the starting ones. Snowy Depths and the Hiisi Base are the great filters, so you need to take your time exploring them. An easy way to build wands is to just abuse the chainsaw, which has the hidden property of setting the cast delay to zero. It's pretty easy do make good wands with that.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Chainsaw is a noob trap and so are memechine gun wands. The actual good shit is huge payloads on sparkbolt timers.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Both of those "noob traps" are more than enough to beat the game.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          homing gigasaw w/ freeze charge on sparkbolt trigger, my beloved (that also kills me constantly)

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >on sparkbolt trigger
            >trigger
            There's your problem. Triggers are a guarantee that you'll accidentally aim 10 pixels off your target and right into the wall you're hiding behind, blasting your face off.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Chainsaw is a noob trap and so are memechine gun wands
          Only against bosses with shields, and you can just use another wand against them. I always kill the alchemist with trigger plus a lot of explosives.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          You are like little baby

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      If you can consistently make it pass Hiisi Base, I dunno what your problem is. Jungle is a total cakewalk in comparison

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Jungle is a cakewalk
        I think I am fricking myself by trying to explore this area in detail. To the left you have the buzzsaw face spider frickers and then to the right you have the dragon guy, meanwhile there’s all sorts of other random crazy shit flying about. Furthest I’ve gotten is The Vault, and that was *with* invincibility cheats on, and I STILL fricking died by polymorph.

        This game’s difficulty is legit bananas. You literally have to break it in order to successfully explore the map.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I've done pacifist without mods while stoned out of my gourd. You're just bad at video games

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I like to take my time and enjoy my vidya, thanks very much. I have no interest in pissing contests with the degenerates on Ganker.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I'm 36 and cleared it first time after about 5-8 hours

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Well, I’m 32 and my main focus was on exploring the map rather than heading straight down. I imagine heading straight down you can clear it pretty easily with wands made from Hisii base.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              in my experience, you're better off moving down somewhat fast for the first 4-5 floors and then eventually climb back up once you have better firepower/means to heal up (either with spells, vampirism or by using pheromone on the healing enemies)

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                As the bearer of a crown and an amulet with a sick gem, I can confidently say I agree with this. Collecting perks (the good ones) should be your number one priority when starting out.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >pheromone on the healing enemies
                I need to try to do this more often, I am utterly spooked by every single enemy in the game and make an effort to nuke them all. Learning the way of the pheromone sounds like it’s a much better strategy.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                they're the reddish flying guys in the ice base and I think the forest too : they don't even attack you if they're alone so you can spare them without issue
                1 pheromone bottle is potentially worth like 5-6 full heals
                not sure if there's more of these I got the guy 5 days ago

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                got the game*

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >i can make it to the jungle with starter wands... >:( I suck
      I don't believe you're using the starter wands until the jungle, make better wands and stop lying to people

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      its not that hard to learn.
      If you need a couple tips heres a few simple ones:
      >modifiers are king
      >chainsaw is the single best spell in the game
      >putting a double spell at the end of a non shuffle wand wraps it all the way back to the start
      The idea to do high dmg in this game is to get the wand as close to 0 recharge time and 0 delay as possible, while adding as many modifiers to the spell as humanly possible.

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >filtered troony thread
    I hope you're getting paid for posting this. Who am I kidding you are not!

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    So if I'm somewhat good at Noita how will I find Souls?

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >noita
    >hard
    lol
    it's all just trial and error, literlaly you just do shit and have a nice day until you know how it works. The secrets in particular are absolute dogshit that's designed for guide reading gays

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      post progress

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        completely unrelated to what I said my Black person. if you want to pretend that most of that shit is possible to find without a wiki then be my guest, you're just outing yourself as a moronic liar though

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >completely unrelated to what I said
          >it's all just trial and error, literlaly you just do shit and have a nice day until you know how it works
          post progress

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            That is literally how the gameplay works though. Are you pretending there is literally any way to know how the thunder explosion works until you tried it? That concept applies to most mechanics and interactions.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              see

              post progress

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I'm not entertaining the bad faith premise that if I was to post my pillars (I did most things except the new shit and some random little things) your argument will suddenly make sense. Noita is trial and error and is built around guides, and that fact doesn't change wether I have all pillars filled out or none.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                see

                post progress

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >noita
          >hard
          lol
          it's all just trial and error, literlaly you just do shit and have a nice day until you know how it works. The secrets in particular are absolute dogshit that's designed for guide reading gays

          FromRedditor being fragile as usual

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >i can't actually defend my views, I can only screech that the person providing counterpoints is biased
            eat shit homosexual I made zero mention of souls games

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Noita would be so much more kino if the lore was integrated better into the game. Imagine if you could find out how to make the new sun on your own without help.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous
      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I've never played this game, what killed you?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Some enemies can grab wands. A teleporting mage casted a plasma beam spell with some random wand he grabbed somewhere.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            a lot of enemies can grab and use wands
            an enemy that can teleport, showed up out of nowhere with a wand that creates a cross of constant damage. it cast the spell and killed the player and then itself out of nowhere.

            I don't see any visual clue for this ?

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              well, he had 2 hp so he would have been killed by virtually any damage, so he kind of had it coming.
              he should have been running to the portal

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          a lot of enemies can grab and use wands
          an enemy that can teleport, showed up out of nowhere with a wand that creates a cross of constant damage. it cast the spell and killed the player and then itself out of nowhere.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Do brainlets REALLY need the levitation bar to be glued to the character?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          typically i would argue against this but yeah you should naturally learn your limits when its comes to levatation its not something you have to spend 100 hours to learn I will say i wish the liquid in your bottle appeared next to your charcter some bar to show when you're running out so when you're splashing shit in the heat of combat you dont need to look to the top of the screen to know. This can cost you if you are trying to line of sight something like a sniper shot.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Okay, looks like the player was off exploring the fungal caverns due to a lack of strong wands. You can see one discarded at the bottom of the clip. I see one wand in the first slot that can only be found in the mines most of the time, and slot 2 & 4 both look low tier as well, though they could be from the coal pits. perks are poor, sometimes laser pointer is the best you can do right after the mines, but the repelling cape isn't a good choice either. What's really strange here is the two perk selections when normally at this zone, you can only get one. Yet to get back here, you need to either tunnel back up or go up the tunnel in the snowy depths, meaning you would have 3 perks or some kind of black hole spell and no fear of the gods. It's a strange clip.

        At any rate, running around such a dangerous area at 2 health is just asking for death. It happened to be some bullshit that killed you, but it could have easily just been a machine gun robot. Not only that, but if you had a bit higher health, or simply turned back, you would have survived. What happened in the clip is pretty unlucky, but it only did a little bit of actual damage to them. Better play definitely would have prevented this death. It's pretty funny though.

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    frick this game
    the side objectives are moronic
    nobody wants to spend over an hour on a run

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Shit game that doesn't respect your time. It's only playable with mods

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      just like every other finnish-made game

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >go into noita thread and ask what my odds are of finding all the stuff on my own without guides
    >get told by experienced players that there's no chance in hell I ever would

    >read noita thread and see someone claiming the game is only completable with guides
    >POST PROGRESS POST PROGRESS FRICK OFF SOULS gay

    crazy how it be

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      so you admit that you didn't play the game

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I think the very first sentence in the post you're quoting gives you a good idea of how much I played noita

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Ganker Rising's solo brutal mode is the supreme moron filter.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I just beat act 3. Vincent has been the most annoying boss so far.

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Noita is incredibly easy, though. There is nothing even remotely difficult about the gameplay; all the difficulty comes from lack of knowledge about the game's systems. Once you know how how everything works, how the work is structured, where to go and what to do, etc then there's zero challenge.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Post progress, soulsbabby.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Not an argument. Mechanically, Noita is a very simple game. 90% of the difficult comes from being ignorant about how the various systems work and once you know how they work, there's not much difficulty left.

        Or are you telling me that you actually struggle to press one button to float up and down?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          see

          see [...]

          fromdrone

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            What "progress" are you expecting aside from playtime and achievements? Telling you that Noita is a mechanically simple game (it literally is, i'm sorry that this makes you angry) does not equate to me being a souls fanboy.

            You do understand this, right?

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Anon, there's literally a "progress" window in-game

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah, I'm not reinstalling the game just to take a picture for you because you're too scared to address the actual points I'm making. Even a screenshot of my playtime and achievements was more than you deserved but I figured I'd give you a chance to show us that you have anything intelligent to say.

                Apparently you don't, so I'll do us both a favor and accept your concession. Being a mechanically simple and easy game doesn't mean that Noita can't be "hard" in some senses but all that difficulty disappears as soon as you learn the map and learn how to make good wands.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I'd love to, but you read like someone who CP'd his argument instead of playing the game. It wouldn't make sense to proceed into a debate.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                see

                Not an argument. Mechanically, Noita is a very simple game. 90% of the difficult comes from being ignorant about how the various systems work and once you know how they work, there's not much difficulty left.

                Or are you telling me that you actually struggle to press one button to float up and down?

                >play time: 139.9 hours
                But thank you for coming back to confirm beyond all possible doubt that you have no rebuttal and are just helplessly seething.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I accept your concession.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                You know you have to make at least one point before it's possible for me to concede anything, right? Telling me I haven't played the game when I've posted proof that I clearly have really doesn't qualify.

                Do you just actually, unironically, think that Noita is hard? Do you just struggle so much to float up and down that you can't imagine that anyone else could do it easily?

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >not posting progress
                I accept your concession

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                see

                Yeah, I'm not reinstalling the game just to take a picture for you because you're too scared to address the actual points I'm making. Even a screenshot of my playtime and achievements was more than you deserved but I figured I'd give you a chance to show us that you have anything intelligent to say.

                Apparently you don't, so I'll do us both a favor and accept your concession. Being a mechanically simple and easy game doesn't mean that Noita can't be "hard" in some senses but all that difficulty disappears as soon as you learn the map and learn how to make good wands.

                >I'm not reinstalling the game just to take a picture for you because you're too scared to address the actual points I'm making.
                I don't think you've actually played the game because anyone who had actually played it would know that I'm right.

                Post progress.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >no progress
                hmm

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >no progress
                hmm

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                you're not me, homosexual

                see [...]
                >I'm not reinstalling the game just to take a picture for you because you're too scared to address the actual points I'm making.
                I don't think you've actually played the game because anyone who had actually played it would know that I'm right.

                Post progress.

                >no progress
                hmm

                I accept your concession

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Actually, I am you. And I’ve decided to come out of the closet today. /lgbt/ here I come.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          When you use two divide by modifiers on a heavy shot modifier, why do you get fewer heavy shots than the math suggests?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Still harder than souls games though

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Doesn't the same apply to souls games though? Half the challenge is just learning the most efficient path to bosses and the other half is learning movesets. There isn't really much mechanical difficulty to either.

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Noita
    Let me give you some fair criticism pal.
    >After getting the regular ending, going for literally anything else becomes a half time job
    >Every run becomes a 30 minute slogfest to get a tp bolt / black hole
    >You can go the entire cave without finding one
    >Go back up, or waste a slot with the flute
    >You now have to spend the next 2 hours eliminating as many mechanics thru reroll machines, or risk being one shot by some random nuke, acid or poly.
    >After this you end up with a game where the only thing that can really kill you is either yourself, a boss, or polymorph
    >Now you have to spend the next 3 hours getting essences, finding 35 orbs (lmao at 34 orbs morons), or babying a sun
    >game can and is prone to crashing so you better be exiting and reopening every 30 mins
    >If you die at any point in this +5 hour run you have to start all over from the beginning.
    >When you are done you have finished a run where at least 85% of the total runtime was just slowly waddling / tping around with nothing reallyhappening

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Unironically the "start of a run" slog is what keeps me off the game. Yes it's fun the first couple times, but it would be great game design to let you unlock certain starter wands and perks to save you some prep work

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Agreed on this. You need at least some of the building blocks for fun wands before the game gets fun.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Unironically the "start of a run" slog is what keeps me off the game. Yes it's fun the first couple times, but it would be great game design to let you unlock certain starter wands and perks to save you some prep work

      Completely forgot
      >The best way to play the game is like a hiding little b***h, taking enemies 1 by 1 because otherwise you get instakilled, stunlocked or debuffed to hell and back, making every encounter take ages unless you are one shotting everything

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You know you can save and quit, right? Come back later to finish the run, you ADHD zoomer

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Noita isn't necessarily hard, it's just unfair.

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    That game is boring as frick. I know it’s supposed to be a rogue-like, but dying and losing all progress is just annoying in this day and age.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/pMp4ErW.jpeg

      ITT we post games harder than souls shit

      Noita would have unironically benefited from having a set world and the half assed roguelite shit as a side mode.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Exactly, it would make the game so much better.

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How long does it take to beat Noita without guides?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      regular run?
      like 20 to 40 mins
      regular run plus going back to the top?
      add like 15 mins to the previous
      new game plus or ending with orbs?
      Add like 4 hours to the previous
      True ending?
      Add like 4 hours to the previous

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >40 minutes
        >most people have more than 100 hours
        I don’t think you’re right.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          oh nonono, thats per run my friend.
          Yes, 7 hours per run

          You've got over 422^26 combinations of wand setups. No other game has such a varied magic system.

          >half of those are different versions of spark bolts, firebolts, and spitter bolts
          miss me

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >without guides
      You will give up. Don’t do it, anon. There is nothing to be gained and you will only end up hating the game.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Just getting to The Work and ending the game "normally" shouldn't take you more than an hour.
      Actually doing all of the achievement pillar shit? I've got 200 hours in the game and still can't make the dark sun without something fricking up.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Explore naturally till you can't figure out what the frick to do, then look up the Achievement Pillars

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's all the side content shit that's like over half the content of the game that makes Noita bullshit. If it was just the mines down to killing the boss then it would be a great roguelike. Maybe some side zones connected to it, but everything needs to be relatively easily accessible. There is too much bullshit that is obtuse to even find that makes it especially aggravating to die and have to do it all over again.

  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    who cares

    a game being hard doesn't make it good. Most 'hard' games are bad games.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Noita is a great game, though.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Why? What’s the appeal?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          It’s just addictive, idk what else to tell you. And holy frick, the rabbit hole of information behind it is insane. That such a bizarre game even exists to begin with is a miracle.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          You've got over 422^26 combinations of wand setups. No other game has such a varied magic system.

  18. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >daily seething at fromsoftware thread

  19. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  20. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  21. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I beat Noita on my 3rd run then stopped because an inherent flaw with rogue-games is that they get boring after that first completion, secret bosses included or otherwise

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That's not how Noita works, moron. You're not supposed to beat it because, unlike other roguelikes, you don't get anything for a "win" with the singular exception of a 33 Orb Run (aka the real ending). You think you are smart but you are like little baby.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >33 orbs
        miss me with that gay shit
        grow some balls and do 34 orb

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          requires external tools or bug exploits and is therefore gay until people figure out how to do it properly

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      If you didnt get the praceful ending you didnt beat the game
      Other endings are you just killing yourself in a fancy way.

  22. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    There are countless.
    What sets Souls apart is that it was able to venture into AAA territory while staying a mostly single-player, gameplay-focused experience with focus on exploration, while everyone else was shoving storytelling and waypoints down everyone's throats outside of multiplayer games.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >gameplay focused
      the gameplay in souls is inferior to monster hunter in almost every way
      except exploration

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I have no interest in debating the quality of the gameplay, just that it is the focus of them, both the combat and traveling through the maze-like environments.

  23. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >FOTM 2D pixel art garbage
    No thanks, I'll just stick to From games.

  24. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What are the essential sandlikes on the market today?

  25. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Noita is at its best in its midgame. I wish there was a mod to just do that, or to make it so you can do NG+ loops without having to hunt for orbs.
    The early game is tedious because it's just doing the same shit you've done every other run, and the late game is tedious because you're autistically combing PUs for rerolls and teleporting/digging through miles of rock. The midgame, however, is awesome because you're getting to improvise and cobble together cool wands to kill shit by the dozens and actually playing the game like a game. Just let me go down the cave, kill Kolmi, go back up the tower, and start a new loop from the top.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      If you think NG+ in this game is good, I have some bad news for you. NG+ modes in most games exist to give you more content, but in Noita it actively cucks you out of the vast majority of worldgen elements, including items, bosses and entire quests. Enjoy not being able to create a Sun because the ghost mini-boss doesn't exist, fricker.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Oh, I absolutely agree with you on that. It was a huge disappointment the first time I went there.
        But I just want to kill Hiisi.

  26. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >die because one pixel fleck of shit just happened to graze you while a million other things are going on onscreen

    I swear every rogue lite is like this

  27. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This game insists upon itself too much for me to handle.

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