ITT: We say our goodbyes to Tekken 7. Goodbye, Sweet Prince.

ITT: We say our goodbyes to Tekken 7
Goodbye, Sweet Prince.

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    rest in piss homosexual

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      (Me)
      I'll miss it, but it's still a bad game. Here's hoping 8 will peremantly fix all of 7's problems. The demo was very fun and so was the CBT

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    game was ass

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Game was shit. Can't wait to play the new game that's even more shit-- uh, I mean, YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO TEKKEN 8 LOOKS SIIIIIIIICK BRUH

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      literally me

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Literally me the netcode is still shiiiiiiiiiiiiieet

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    F

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    thank you tekken 7 i had a lot of fun playing this a local tournament i went to, the countless times i went over my friends house to play it in a group, and having my friends come over mine to play it. i also spent 1k hours playing it by myself. im excited for tekken 8 but now i have a full time job and have no friends since i moved away this is my blogpost and little lambs eat ivy

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >and little lambs eat ivy

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    tekken 7 died for our sins

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >made with rocks and sticks
    >saved tekken
    t7 devs deserve a good life

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    FRICK 2D CHARACTERS

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Bro, I'm trying but my mad science hasn't allowed me to allow us 3DPD to transcend into the 2D realm.
      I may have to take up wizardry and if that doesn't work then become the progenitor of magitek.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Did anyone else have a problem with online players reading your inputs in this game?

      How dare you.

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Tekken can't be fixed unless you cut movelists by 2/3rds and delete the obnoxious characters like Hwoarang, Eddy, Raven, Lars, Alisa, Nina, Leo. Eliminate all Snake Edges, make throws unreactable but deal less damage, buff movement.

    That would be a start in making the game playable again and not a gimmick masher for casuals.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      But soul calibur is shit for all those reasons

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I mean I don't know how it would feel to play a 50% move list cut Tekken, but wasn't it that way anyways back in Tekken 5 and it felt really good? Either way I'm not gonna sit here getting mashed out of my mind with weird strings or having to deal with obnoxious reaction tests and 12 frame unblockable highs that knockdown and deal 45 damage so I can try to have "fun." The game in its current state is more akin to a nightmare than a fun experience.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      > DELETE CLASSICS.
      > DELETE COMPLEX MOVELISTS!!!
      > Make grappling unnecessary.

      You just want to play SF6 with tekken characters, go play SF6.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I like the expansive movelists. I really do. But I'm never going to memorize 1.2% pick rate Leo's movelist even if I lab it 20 times. And what that causes is that the Leo player will beat my ass with knowledge checks every time because I have a defensive and reactive play-style.

        If instead of 120 moves Leo (as an example) had 60, the game would be far more enjoyable.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          > Noo tricksters can't be trickster characters!
          > All characters must feel like sloppy veganas after someone else came into them!

          You aren't doing enough launcher punishes if that's your problem with tekken.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >every single fighting game is casualised now
          >NO BUT I WANT TEKKEN TO BE CASUALISED

          No, you just don't like the genre and that's fine.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Tekken is casualized BECAUSE of the bloated movelists. We've all lost unfairly to mashers doing knowledge checks. It's like 80% of the game at low and intermediate play. Shrinking movelists would allow more skilled players to win more often.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >the game has too many options and ways to play, turn it into nothing but strike/throw just like street fighter
      have a nice day. Why would you WANT your entire game to be throwing people in the corner for 8yrs straight? Crazy how the highest level of SF is the lowest level of Tekken

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >Crazy how the highest level of SF is the lowest level of Tekken

        kek it's funny cause it's true, that guy just wants to play sf6

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I’m staying up all night tomorrow to play tekken 8. It unlocks at 11pm in uk tomorrow. And tomorrow will be good.

    It’s only a day awaaaaay 🙂

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I just hope King will get to have the Okada outfit again, or any NJPW wrestler really.

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    goodbye to the best guest character in any game

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I had fun playing against Neegans. Very dynamic poke battles and his linearity made him easy to step as well.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >pissin our pants yet?

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    All years of tekken teached me is violence solves nothing.

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Long day tomorrow

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Good bye sweet prince. You saved the last generation from all the kusoges, hope you can do the same with the new one.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      post rank

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I got all the way to vanguard

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Raijin, 1500 mr and uuuuuh..... i don't remember V at all, probably gold or something extremely low like that.

        >Tekken is casualized BECAUSE of the bloated movelists.
        No it's not, stop it troony.

        >We've all lost unfairly to mashers doing knowledge checks
        No i haven't and casuals love doing their strings, i would never ever take it away from them cause lil timmy thinks hes going to get good if they stop existing.

        Go kill another franchise, go play sf6.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >1500 mr
          You didn't play the game

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Why would i waste my time on a game that i don't like and that barely feels like a fighting game? The grinding is horrendous and this is coming from someone that had like a 60% WR with Gief and 70% WR with Ryu, imagine how bad it is for the real newbies.

            Glad i can finally flush turd fighter 6

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I'm just playing 6 and ttt2. Frick 7 and frick 7-2.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      What you playing on? If you’re on Xbox I’d be willing to play with you.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Got 6 on Vita.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Gross

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            They have good d-pads.

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Goodnight to everyone but Akuma mains

  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Rest in piss
    Tag 2 is better

  19. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I hope tekken 8 brings back customisable hairstyles.

  20. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    ugly ass fricking game

  21. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    it was a fine game but the changes in tekken 8 are way better

  22. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Shit game but for better or worse, its the only one where they bothered to fix all the broken shit and actually support the game for its lifespan. The competitive scene was kino. Goodbye. 27 hours until the next chapter begins.

  23. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    frick noctis
    frick negan
    frick leroy
    frick the bears

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Negan
      Pissing our pants yet?

  24. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Anna>Nina
    That is all

  25. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    DIE YOU PIECE OF SHIT

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I'm not super knowledgeable about the game but couldn't Akuma like do full launch comboes from just 8 frame jabs? Like wasn't that just straight up unbalanced and against the laws of the game?

  26. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Tekken 3 boomy here i played it yesterday, but must i sub to play online versus? Is this normal in zoomer gen to pay through the ass?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      That's been a thing on consoles since PS2 dude , pay for the game and pay for the online.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        PS3 online was free dude, those were the times...

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      pay online started with millennials

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      If you're on a console, yes. Things have been this way for nearly 20 years now if you can believe it. Xbox used to be the only brand to get away with it. 😡

  27. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    If Tekken heavily favors normies because reading the opponent can't possibly be done through IQ and has to be done through empathy and emotions, how would you make it so that people with flatter emotional capabilities and less normiefied brains can compete in these type of games? Is there a way to make fighters less accessible to non-normies?

  28. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    It's quite saddening knowing that this game, though a decent enough Tekken, poisoned the well and introduced guest characters to normalgays. Now I can see Bamco prioritizing guests (OMG TIFA OMG Kiryu) over well established veterans like AK and Lei

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      lei was begged by fans but his usage numbers are abysmal
      they'll probably just go for popular legacy characters... ak was their best selling dlc for example, and maybe really big guests
      tifa could maybe yoink alot of remake casuals

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Frick off i want mike tyson

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >OMG Kiryu
      Hopefully the cancer bullshit from 8 keeps him out.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Tekken has been a fricking normie fighting game since Tekken 3 you zoomer. Literally everyone and their moms had Tekken 3 on their PS1s. The game also Gon a guest character from a fricking kids manga.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Learn2read. My point was never about normalgays, but rather guest characters

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Read the last fricking sentence of my post. Tekken has never been a stranger to guest characters.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          guest characters are cool though

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Could end up like MK where almost every character is a guest. It's made them a lot of money so I can see it happening.

  29. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    THANK YOU TEKKEN 7

  30. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    tekken 8 doesn't have anything similar to Drive impact from sf6? right? r-right?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      idk what drive impact is but heat really doesn't feel cheap at all.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      No. There’s the “heat” system which is basically a once per round install that gives 2 dash cancels and some buffs or can be spent all at once for a damaging combo ender. Also bounds without using up one bound per combo rule. It’s balanced by the fact that it’s VERY short term. It’s a choice to make whether you wanna spend it or not. But it’s not like drive rush where it felt like an arms race to use it and had negative consequences once used. When you’re in heat mode, you can do some stuff that’s pretty cool and can turn the tide of a match, but you still have to play Tekken or else it’s a waste.

  31. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Good bye Tekken 7
    Hello Tekken 7.1

  32. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    thanks for making me finally learn fighting games
    season 1/season 2 were peak nufgc, korean, Black person, jap and euro banter were kino. only the sf4/mvc3 era comes close to it. truly lightning in a bottle

  33. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    it's amazing how a cheaply made game managed to both save the entire franchise and fund a massively expanded sequel

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      It easily was the worst Tekken story wise as well including the side games but people loved it for same reason

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        story was good but short and low budget, you prolly seething from mishimas cuz you are loser

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >story was good
          Story was a literal powerpoint presentation with some guy talking over it, what the frick?

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            what story previous games had? 2-3 cutscenes with mishimas that's it, so stfu delusional homosexual

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              >Yeah story was bad, but so was the story for the previous games! Therefore you can't shittalk 7's story!
              Terrible argument, apply yourself morono-kun.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            The only Tekken game with an actual story before 7 was 6 with it's scenario campaign. Every other game just had prologues and endings in arcade mode like usual.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          They turned Kazuya mother into a fanfiction Mary Sue and gave a half assed excuse for Heihachi to be more "morally gray" even though he was still the same sociopath 99% of the time

  34. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Will Tekken 8 be as big?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Hopefully not

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      maybe

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Tekken will never be big as it is a casual masher with no enjoyable gameplay. As it stands Tekken 8 is a giant turd covered in gold.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >10 million sales isn't big
        bait used to be believable.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      bigger

  35. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >No more Akuma in Tekken
    WOHOOOO

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      tekkengay & a kisekigay? pick a struggle.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >both require long term commitment
        based

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I don't get why they though turning their own game into a crossover to shill Street Fighter even more was a good idea.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Wasn't the whole story of Akuma was that they were planning to make a TekkenVsStreetfighter but shit got canned and they already made Akuma so just decided to put him in the mainline?

  36. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Wait, who even is the leader of Mishima Zaibatsu now?
    And why are they suddenly losing so badly to Kazuya and g corp?

  37. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    rest in piss
    dogshit game
    i want refund

  38. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    NO LEI NO BUY

  39. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    *proceeds to not play Lei when he eventually comes out*

  40. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    shit netplay and full of macros/hacks
    not to mention the blacks it attracts yuck

  41. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >game's only Black person is literally a magical Black type
    Lmao based

  42. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    This game was ugly as sin but very fun to play and watch.

  43. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    This game is the only reason I stuck around the genre. If T7 was never made and all I had to choose from was SFV, strive, dbfz and bunch of discord fighter shovelware, I would have just stuck to rpgs and the occasional co-op game.

    Thank you Tekken for saving me and many others from the hell of lazy, boring, simple 2D fighters. People really spent years playing sleep fighter when T7 existed.

  44. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Wonder how many non-fans will drop the game after getting knowledge checked.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      How many days will Forsen play?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >no katarina

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Who will he main?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        forsen is unironically a grinder if he wants to be. i don't remember how long he played eliza for after taking like a year long break from tekken but he definitely didn't quit so soon. add on top of that that he really enjoys tekken itself and i'm thinking like a week of just tekken 8 at least. if he likes it a lot probably more.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      These guys are the highest level of gameplay yet doing cheap strings all the time LoL No wonder he hits his face I would do too

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >posts a webm of someone punishing Lili baby string

      get gud or die, this is reality man EU tekken is that fricking bad huh

  45. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Akuma was a badass addition and they incorporated him perfectly in the narrative. I enjoyed the story and the side stories too. Music was 50% good, 50% obnoxious. What kills the game is Rage Arts and how they emphasised juggling so much. They need to reduce that shit.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Well they new system is basically just rage arts 2.0 with autocombos.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah it saddens me deeply they went down that road. Bamco says Tekken is for casuals but my experience online is that Rage Arts are 90% why lower ranks rage quit. People just want good ass Tekken with modern production values and meaningful content. Not endless meters to manage.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah it gets old how every single fighter has to have meter these days. There were some great games without that back in the day.

  46. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Rest in piss Tekken 7. Any Tekken game where you can’t easily sidestep a move like Death Fist without a deep read is a shit one. It never looked right when people would sidestep in ways that made moves look like they were clipping moves but still whiffing, and it never looked right when people would sidestep strong linear moves but get sent flying at a perpendicular angle for seemingly no reason. I’m so glad T8 Sidestep actually seems to work as visually intended. It is a side step, it steps to the side, it avoids non-homing attacks if you time it right, it’s not overly pedantic to use or understand. Tekken is finally 3D again. Now all we need to do is fire Murray.

  47. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Game was weird Mk ultra shit. Not a fan of playing as the old man who beat his kid and killed his wife. Tekken 8 will be better

  48. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    May this game rot in hell along with the piece of garbage failure of a game that lead to it's shitty low budget, feature lackint launch, tag 2. I will not miss it.

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