ITT: Wonder what the meat of pokemon would taste like.

ITT: Wonder what the meat of pokemon would taste like.

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I'm guessing it would depend on the pokemon like Magikarp would obviously be seafood while Gardevoir is longpig.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      homie, most of Magikarp's body are hard rock scales. Those things hardly have any meat.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        What the frick level of development are you on?
        >object permanence develops when a baby is around eight months old.
        Do you think that fish have no meat because you can only see their scales?
        Do you think a cross section of Magikarp would just be 100 layers of scales down to the bone?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          All these words you wrote just to be btfo so easily..........

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Gardevoir tastes like spring onion

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Onions AND "sour cream" (their trainer's rancid jizz)

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    A vegan burger patty - made of onions, button musheooms, Red beets, and sojabeans - with identical consistency of a mushy goop before getting fried…

    >I hate how easy it is being a Galarian…
    Please tell me about the nature of unholy doombeef

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    What would the bad boys of the porygon line taste like?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Plastic or metal.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Holographic meatloaf

      https://i.imgur.com/d4ZGenk.jpg

      ITT: Wonder what the meat of pokemon would taste like.

      My head cannon is that the only edible part is Gardevior"s brain. The body is just flesh/skin in a humanoid shape.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Mercury and brain cancer

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Sour cream and onion potato chips

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    They should show Gardevoir prepared for consumption like this so that her waifugays who say "it's not bestiality" will definitively be BTFO.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      But what will it taste like though?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Salty coins and milk

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I wonder what Ash and brock taste like.
      And what humans taste like in the Pokèmon world.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      waifugays dont care. its not like people have never thought of what human meat tastes like.

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Gardevoir would taste like cum because of all the Hoennqueers fricking him

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    See this is the kind of thread where I know most of you are closet cannibals and just want to see who would let you get away with it. To me, since farming is a possibility in pokemon world, no need or want to eat my friends.

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