ITT you are now the CEO of Video Games. What is your first executive action?

ITT you are now the CEO of Video Games. What is your first executive action?

  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Take all of the funding and resources Western games get, and instead funnel it into jrpg's.
    Also, everything is on PC.
    And Nintendo goes 3rd party.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Take all of the funding and resources Western games get, and instead funnel it into jrpg's.
      i'd love that. i want 90s and early 2000s jrpgs back, they werent low budget trash back then since they sold somewhat decently

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >do my niche genre
      Actually make everything look like a movie like Atomic Hearts.

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Close down every game studio and force the devs to find real jobs

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Make Pokemon good again by putting it in the hands of actually competent devs.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I wonder what budget they have for the newer pokemon games. It's crazy to think how cheap the games look.

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Ban all MOBAs

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    close down every marketing and HR department in every vidya industry in the world

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Assuming I'm a billionaire, buy a ticket to new little St. James

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    every game must have cute females kissing each other regardless of what type of game it is

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Take all my money, anon

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    ban all multiplayer games
    literally all of it
    only single player from now on till forever

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    All PC games must use an install wizard that looks like this. Disobedients will be placed in a gulag and work towards building a nuke to take out California.

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I hereby cease all video game production until such a time society unfucks itself and/or collapses.
    Nothing to lose and everything to gain.

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I kill bideogames forever and set us all free

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i ban all chinese brazillian ukrainian korean and russians from multiplayer games for all time

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Kill myself

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I dissolve the company. No more videogames for anyone. We're a broom making company now.

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Nude mods in all future game releases.

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Add more bloom to every game.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Fuck you todd

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    designate one game for competitive FPSes and one game for competitive MOBAs. it's illegal to make any more competitive oriented games
    open modding software for every video game ever even if it would in no way benefit

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Sequels are forbidden, every game is self contained story
    You have not gain control of your character for more then 20 min, you officially not a video game anymore but an interactive movie
    Visual novels aren't games
    Gatcha isn't a genre anymore

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Sequels are forbidden, every game is self contained story
      and thats how anon saved videogames

  19. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    make video gays

  20. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    5 year shut down. mandatory 3 years of playing vidya for 14 hours a day, all platforms from alll eras. Year to get back in shape, and a year to re-bone up on coding and crap

  21. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    dicky (free)

  22. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Commence second videogame crash. We will gatekeep videogames again.

  23. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    all games get expanded internet tubes for less disconnects and lag

  24. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    > AAA Games now cost $100.
    > Indie games cost $50.
    > Copyright for games now expires after 20 years; then they become freeware.
    > Nvidia and Valve get punished for monopolizing the business.
    > PC games are now multiplat for both Mac and Windows
    > Physical games are required to hold the entire game on the bluray disc and are considered goods
    > Digital games are sold for $30 cheaper ($70) and are no longer sold as goods but services
    > Any game with a battlepass and MTX is free-to-play
    > Crossplay between consoles and PC is no longer allowed
    > Crossplay between controller and mouse/keyboard is no longer allowed
    > Bullshots are now illegal
    > Game soundtracks are always available for sale/streaming
    > YouTubers and Twitch streamers must pay a percentage of their profits to the makers of the game or (in the case of video game music) composers
    > Video game journalists now need video game credentials that must be renewed every year to hold their position
    > Console manufacturers are forced by the law to either provide the necessary services to fix old consoles, or manufacture new replacement hardware that can play the old games
    > Denuvo is put on all old games to completely destroy ROM piracy scene since games are now available for purchase or given away as a freeware

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      godawful post

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Calm down satan

  25. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    remove all politics, trannies and women get 41%ed. Only competent devs are allowed.

  26. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Ban all non-admin service MTX forever
    What do I mean by admin service? Things like server or race changes in a game such as WOW

  27. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    more titties, asses and cunnies less than nothing gays, morons and chuds

  28. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I shut down all of the videogames, forever.

  29. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    ban all roguelikes and roguelites

  30. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Fire all women and trannies.

  31. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >FPS games are required to be PC exclusive
    >mobile games are outlawed
    >all games include a femboy protag option

    There, I fixed it.

  32. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    delete FIFA, COD and "souls" games from existence

  33. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    No game should have a playthrough that's longer than 8 hours (exceptions can be made for special cases like Darksiders 2) If it is, your game is bloated with padding. Start over.

  34. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >ban chuds from working or contributing to any actual game development.
    >make sure that women are only on low level jobs like receptionist, secretary, custodian, customer service or the person that is in charge of getting lunch for the real developers.
    >call random workers into the conference room to ask them about their video game ideas, only to proceed to shit on them and tell them its the worst idea I have ever heard. finish off by asking them why they even thought working on video games was a good idea to them.
    >relentlessly mock anyone that enjoys story driven games or bullshit point and click adventures.
    >make sure I bully tim schafer and randy pitchford daily on most social media platforms

  35. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    make a AAA xcom-like porn game

  36. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    fire half the workforce

  37. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I would close the videogame industry. Videogames are a waste of time.

  38. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Add furries
    >but remove every nsfw game featuring non humans
    >Ban Denuvo and internet/launcher dependency
    >Ban Lootboxes and other p2w shit
    >Kill Everyone, that has ever included woke shit, expecially faghivpedomonkeypox++ shit
    >Also prevent the entire left wing from creating/modding games
    >shooters like csgo will get a real age restriction, so it wont be filled with retarded screeching noises aka 12yo's
    >make all the lost/delisted titels accessible again
    >cap the max price for a game on $80

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