ITT you are now the CEO of Video Games. What is your first executive action?
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ITT you are now the CEO of Video Games. What is your first executive action?
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Take all of the funding and resources Western games get, and instead funnel it into jrpg's.
Also, everything is on PC.
And Nintendo goes 3rd party.
>Take all of the funding and resources Western games get, and instead funnel it into jrpg's.
i'd love that. i want 90s and early 2000s jrpgs back, they werent low budget trash back then since they sold somewhat decently
>do my niche genre
Actually make everything look like a movie like Atomic Hearts.
Close down every game studio and force the devs to find real jobs
Make Pokemon good again by putting it in the hands of actually competent devs.
I wonder what budget they have for the newer pokemon games. It's crazy to think how cheap the games look.
Ban all MOBAs
close down every marketing and HR department in every vidya industry in the world
Assuming I'm a billionaire, buy a ticket to new little St. James
every game must have cute females kissing each other regardless of what type of game it is
Take all my money, anon
ban all multiplayer games
literally all of it
only single player from now on till forever
All PC games must use an install wizard that looks like this. Disobedients will be placed in a gulag and work towards building a nuke to take out California.
I hereby cease all video game production until such a time society unfricks itself and/or collapses.
Nothing to lose and everything to gain.
I kill bideogames forever and set us all free
i ban all chinese brazillian ukrainian korean and russians from multiplayer games for all time
Kill myself
I dissolve the company. No more videogames for anyone. We're a broom making company now.
Nude mods in all future game releases.
Add more bloom to every game.
Frick you todd
designate one game for competitive FPSes and one game for competitive MOBAs. it's illegal to make any more competitive oriented games
open modding software for every video game ever even if it would in no way benefit
Sequels are forbidden, every game is self contained story
You have not gain control of your character for more then 20 min, you officially not a video game anymore but an interactive movie
Visual novels aren't games
Gatcha isn't a genre anymore
>Sequels are forbidden, every game is self contained story
and thats how anon saved videogames
make video gays
5 year shut down. mandatory 3 years of playing vidya for 14 hours a day, all platforms from alll eras. Year to get back in shape, and a year to re-bone up on coding and crap
dicky (free)
Commence second videogame crash. We will gatekeep videogames again.
all games get expanded internet tubes for less disconnects and lag
> AAA Games now cost $100.
> Indie games cost $50.
> Copyright for games now expires after 20 years; then they become freeware.
> Nvidia and Valve get punished for monopolizing the business.
> PC games are now multiplat for both Mac and Windows
> Physical games are required to hold the entire game on the bluray disc and are considered goods
> Digital games are sold for $30 cheaper ($70) and are no longer sold as goods but services
> Any game with a battlepass and MTX is free-to-play
> Crossplay between consoles and PC is no longer allowed
> Crossplay between controller and mouse/keyboard is no longer allowed
> Bullshots are now illegal
> Game soundtracks are always available for sale/streaming
> YouTubers and Twitch streamers must pay a percentage of their profits to the makers of the game or (in the case of video game music) composers
> Video game journalists now need video game credentials that must be renewed every year to hold their position
> Console manufacturers are forced by the law to either provide the necessary services to fix old consoles, or manufacture new replacement hardware that can play the old games
> Denuvo is put on all old games to completely destroy ROM piracy scene since games are now available for purchase or given away as a freeware
godawful post
Calm down satan
remove all politics, trannies and women get 41%ed. Only competent devs are allowed.
Ban all non-admin service MTX forever
What do I mean by admin service? Things like server or race changes in a game such as WOW
more breasts, asses and cunnies less than nothing homosexuals, Black folk and troons
I shut down all of the videogames, forever.
ban all roguelikes and roguelites
Fire all women and trannies.
>FPS games are required to be PC exclusive
>mobile games are outlawed
>all games include a femboy protag option
There, I fixed it.
delete FIFA, COD and "souls" games from existence
No game should have a playthrough that's longer than 8 hours (exceptions can be made for special cases like Darksiders 2) If it is, your game is bloated with padding. Start over.
>ban troonys from working or contributing to any actual game development.
>make sure that women are only on low level jobs like receptionist, secretary, custodian, customer service or the person that is in charge of getting lunch for the real developers.
>call random workers into the conference room to ask them about their video game ideas, only to proceed to shit on them and tell them its the worst idea I have ever heard. finish off by asking them why they even thought working on video games was a good idea to them.
>relentlessly mock anyone that enjoys story driven games or bullshit point and click adventures.
>make sure I bully tim schafer and randy pitchford daily on most social media platforms
make a AAA xcom-like porn game
fire half the workforce
I would close the videogame industry. Videogames are a waste of time.
>Add furries
>but remove every nsfw game featuring non humans
>Ban Denuvo and internet/launcher dependency
>Ban Lootboxes and other p2w shit
>Kill Everyone, that has ever included woke shit, expecially gayhivpedomonkeypox++ shit
>Also prevent the entire left wing from creating/modding games
>shooters like csgo will get a real age restriction, so it wont be filled with moronic screeching noises aka 12yo's
>make all the lost/delisted titels accessible again
>cap the max price for a game on $80