I'VE GOT BALLS

I'VE GOT BALLS
TO THE KING,
BABY

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I'M HERE TO SHIT GUM, BABY

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I DON'T NEED BALLS TO SAY TRANS RIGHTS

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous
  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I HERE TO KICK BABY AND CHEW BALLS, BABY!

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    YOU WILL NEVER BE A WOMAN
    EVEN IF YOU CUT YOUR BALLS

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    DAMN, THOSE ALIEN BASTARDS
    ARE PAYING UP MY RIDE

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I'M ALL OUT OF ASS

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I'LL KICK SOME ALIEN BASTARDS AND FRICK MY OWN ASS

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Nice nail polish, Duke.

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I'LL RIP YOUR BALLS OFF
    AND SHOVE THEM DOWN MY THROAT

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    i miss duke

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    MY ASS IS BIGGER THAN YOURS

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I HAVE TWO TICKETS TO THE ROFLCOPTER, BABY

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    what would rule 63 duke nukem even be named? dutchess nutless?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Dyke Nukem

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I CAME TO THE SOUND OF CHEWING ASS AND KICKING BUBBLE GUM, AND IM ALL OUT OF ASSS

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    MY FACE, YOUR ASS - WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE?

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >that time where john riffed on this video
      how could one man be so based?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        What the hell does "riffed" mean?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          "riff" means to mock or make fun of something in a light hearted "haha this is silly" way

          example: you watch a bad movie on purpose to make jokes about it.

          here's the video https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lZnQxEhnsBc

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          chinese equivalent of "laughed"

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I CAME OUT OF MY ASS TO CHEW BALLS

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    MY GUN IS READY, LIKE AN ASS FILLED WITH SHIT.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >LIKE AN ASS FILLED WITH SHIT.
      Ah, the captain's log!

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    BLOW IT OUT MY ASS

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    those alien bastards are going to give my ass a ride

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I'M GONNA RIP OFF YOUR BALLS AND SHIT DOWN YOUR ASS

  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    NOBODY SHITS MY BALLS... AND LIVES!

  24. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I came hear to kick ass and chew bubblegum, and I'm gonna do it really loudly in your ear

  25. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I CHEW BABES AND ALIENS COME OUT MY ASS

  26. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I CAME HERE TO SHIT OUT OF MY ASS

  27. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I'M GONNA EAT SHIT AND CHEW BUBBLE GUM... AND I'M ALL OUT GUM.

  28. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    CUM IN MY ASS AND I'LL SHIT ON YOUR BALLS

  29. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    My head hurts
    my feet stank
    and I don't love Jesus

  30. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    MY NAM
    DOUK NOUK EM
    I SHOOT

  31. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    NOW YOU SEE ME
    NOW YOU SEE ME

  32. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    duke nukem 3d is still one of the best fps ever made, change my mind

  33. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I'LL RIP OFF YOUR DICK AND SHOVE IT UP MY ASS.

  34. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I'm GONNA SHOOT UP YOUR RIDE UP AND RIP OFF YOUR BALLS

  35. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

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