I've opened up games-workshop page and shit myself from laughter

I've opened up games-workshop page and shit myself from laughter

  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    it's like a mobility scooter on threads

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/UrOS22s.jpg

      I've opened up games-workshop page and shit myself from laughter

      >mobility scooter
      That's what I've been calling it too. Whiel widely regarded as looking really dumb, it's reslly powerful though.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/UrOS22s.jpg

      I've opened up games-workshop page and shit myself from laughter

      Americans can be khorne worshippers too, chud.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It would be a great base for conversions if it wasn't so fucking expensive.

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    ayo dis bro shitted hiself

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You will shit yourself from anal rape after this thing is done with you, OP.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >When I roll these dice and remove a few of your models from the table, you will actually shit yourself dude!
      Lol, the delusions some of you GW tards have is epic.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        He has a special rule where any models he removes from the table can be rammed straight up your opponents ass. Prepare yourself.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >40kid is also butt-gay
          Every time. It's either literal children or homosexuals.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            That's right, I'm gay for your asshole, and I'm coming for you.

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Lol oh man can't wait for the kitbash cock cannons

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Remember, boomers designed this just like they designed studded leather armour.

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The original concept is based on rogue trader art. Albeit blown quite far out of proportion.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Not quite. It's a combination of these two daemon engines from Epic.

      I just don't understand why he's so fucking big
      well actually I do, it's because it can be sold for way more to people who don't care or understand that they're being ripped off, but artistically I don't understand why he's not just man size or even dread sized if you must
      I know a lot of people hate kataphrons (and I do too, any warmachine that big should have more than one tortured servitor in it) but they're infinitely better than this just by virtue of not being so fucking huge

      Because it's a titanic daemon engine. Because it has a Bloodthirster inside. Because it's an homage to Epic, a game with very large vehicles.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        So why did they shrink it? Shouldnt it be the size of a Warhound Titan?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          The one demon engine is a big tank, the other is a mediumsmalll titan, Reaver size iirc, but its been a really long time. Its not a 50/50 mixture where it ends up exactly inbetween.
          Likely something about it being easier to sell as a big tank than a titan but it would be interesting to see the GW's breakdown of models, size, cost and profit.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >So why did they shrink it?
          they didn't? those daemon engines were smaller than the titans. They were closer to the size of baneblades.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            forgot my image

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I just don't understand why he's so fucking big
    well actually I do, it's because it can be sold for way more to people who don't care or understand that they're being ripped off, but artistically I don't understand why he's not just man size or even dread sized if you must
    I know a lot of people hate kataphrons (and I do too, any warmachine that big should have more than one tortured servitor in it) but they're infinitely better than this just by virtue of not being so fucking huge

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This version is awesome, got any more pics?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        https://www.forgeworld.co.uk/en-US/Kytan-Daemon-Engine-of-Khorne

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Oh, no, I meant that kitbash specifically.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/UrOS22s.jpg

      I've opened up games-workshop page and shit myself from laughter

      Forge world sells a version with legs.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >these chicken legs
        it's somehow worse

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I can imagine the enemy throwing out a bunch of ball bearings and this thing slipping and sliding going "WO-WOAA-WOAAAAAH!"

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It looks like two separate designs that someone kitbashed together. You can totally make a neat tank and a neat walker out of that, but it totally doesn't work as intended.

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    huh

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I guess he's more like this one.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >the other left
        aka right

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    then I guess the model proves itself successful in providing entertainment

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >be treadmarine
    >time to battle
    >get deployed
    >intel tells you that the enemy is right behind that hill
    >roll up the hill on your cool treads
    >die

    ...

    >be guardsman in lascannon nest
    >hear about a terrrible new weapon the enemy is deploying
    >supposedly a tank and a space marine fused together into a horrible killing machine
    >earth starts rumbling beneath you
    >peek through your cannon sight at the horizon
    >first thing you see is a head popping up with an ugly helmet
    >shoot
    >treadmarine defeated because of its high profile

    checkmate GW

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