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I've opened up games-workshop page and shit myself from laughter
it's like a mobility scooter on threads
>mobility scooter
That's what I've been calling it too. Whiel widely regarded as looking really dumb, it's reslly powerful though.
Americans can be khorne worshippers too, chud.
It would be a great base for conversions if it wasn't so fucking expensive.
ayo dis bro shitted hiself
You will shit yourself from anal rape after this thing is done with you, OP.
>When I roll these dice and remove a few of your models from the table, you will actually shit yourself dude!
Lol, the delusions some of you GW tards have is epic.
He has a special rule where any models he removes from the table can be rammed straight up your opponents ass. Prepare yourself.
>40kid is also butt-gay
Every time. It's either literal children or homosexuals.
That's right, I'm gay for your asshole, and I'm coming for you.
Lol oh man can't wait for the kitbash cock cannons
Remember, boomers designed this just like they designed studded leather armour.
The original concept is based on rogue trader art. Albeit blown quite far out of proportion.
Not quite. It's a combination of these two daemon engines from Epic.
Because it's a titanic daemon engine. Because it has a Bloodthirster inside. Because it's an homage to Epic, a game with very large vehicles.
So why did they shrink it? Shouldnt it be the size of a Warhound Titan?
The one demon engine is a big tank, the other is a mediumsmalll titan, Reaver size iirc, but its been a really long time. Its not a 50/50 mixture where it ends up exactly inbetween.
Likely something about it being easier to sell as a big tank than a titan but it would be interesting to see the GW's breakdown of models, size, cost and profit.
>So why did they shrink it?
they didn't? those daemon engines were smaller than the titans. They were closer to the size of baneblades.
forgot my image
I just don't understand why he's so fucking big
well actually I do, it's because it can be sold for way more to people who don't care or understand that they're being ripped off, but artistically I don't understand why he's not just man size or even dread sized if you must
I know a lot of people hate kataphrons (and I do too, any warmachine that big should have more than one tortured servitor in it) but they're infinitely better than this just by virtue of not being so fucking huge
This version is awesome, got any more pics?
https://www.forgeworld.co.uk/en-US/Kytan-Daemon-Engine-of-Khorne
Oh, no, I meant that kitbash specifically.
Forge world sells a version with legs.
>these chicken legs
it's somehow worse
I can imagine the enemy throwing out a bunch of ball bearings and this thing slipping and sliding going "WO-WOAA-WOAAAAAH!"
It looks like two separate designs that someone kitbashed together. You can totally make a neat tank and a neat walker out of that, but it totally doesn't work as intended.
huh
I guess he's more like this one.
>the other left
aka right
then I guess the model proves itself successful in providing entertainment
>be treadmarine
>time to battle
>get deployed
>intel tells you that the enemy is right behind that hill
>roll up the hill on your cool treads
>die
...
>be guardsman in lascannon nest
>hear about a terrrible new weapon the enemy is deploying
>supposedly a tank and a space marine fused together into a horrible killing machine
>earth starts rumbling beneath you
>peek through your cannon sight at the horizon
>first thing you see is a head popping up with an ugly helmet
>shoot
>treadmarine defeated because of its high profile
checkmate GW