>japanese game: Enemy is the church/god

>japanese game: Enemy is the church/god
>western game: Enemy is a crazy white chudcel and/or a ru/br/middle east dictator

When will video game story telling finally become as good as some basic Gankererature, Ganker?

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >indie games: You were the enemy all along

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Kino

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >indie game: enemy is capitalism

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >indie game: the enemy is your depression and probably also your dad

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >indie game
      >you are your own enemy

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Indie game
      >Church good
      >you bad

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    If you want a story read a book, nerd. I'm here to PLAY GAMES

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      But what if I've already read all the books

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >>japanese game: Enemy is the church/god
        >>western game: Enemy is a crazy white chudcel and/or a ru/br/middle east dictator
        Wow. I actually don't know what games you're even referring to. Do I not play video games anymore or something?

        Is the King in Yellow actually supposed to be about something or a metaphor for something?
        How do you feel about the constant retcons in the Oz books, even within a single book?
        Do you think Humbert Humber is meant to be an unreliable narrator or is that a modern interpretation made by pearl-clutchers who refuse to believe a child could ever be in the wrong and there's nothing sympathetic about pedophiles?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          The King in Yellow is clearly a literal play within the context of the books; you could read it as an allegory for some other force of societal decay but nothing really maps onto a verbatim metaphor.
          Oz is written to be fantastical bordering on nonsensical from the start and the point of the stories is usually just an Alice in Wonderland-style road trip instead of anything supposed to be wholly coherent, the retcons are fine when they keep pushing the fantasy forward.
          Pedophiles are gay.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >The King in Yellow is clearly a literal play within the context of the books
            Yeah, but it only comes up in like 3 or 4 of the stories, IIRC. It goes from "there's a screenplay that is maybe driving people crazy" to "cosmic horrors are maybe distorting space and time" to "artists will frick anything but me."
            >the retcons are fine when they keep pushing the fantasy forward
            I don't think they do, though. The Tin Woodman originally states his motivation for getting a heart being that he loves a Munchkin girl and hopes she hasn't forgotten about him, but at the end of the first book, with everyone else splitting up, he shrugs his shoulders and goes to rule over the Winkies. He never mentions this girl again, it's like Baum forgot about her within a single book. The second book says the Wizard of Oz was chased out of Oz for being a humbug, but that's not true, which at first sounds like Tip getting the story wrong, but Scarecrow later confirms it. In the third book, they tell Dorothy the events of the second book, saying Ozma was enchanted by a wicked witch (Mombi) and was then cured by a kind sorceress, and after being reverted back to a girl, later found out she was also a princess. That's wrong, almost backwards. Mombi did turn Ozma into Tip, but she's ALSO the one who reversed it, and Ozma didn't turn back into a girl and later find out she's also a princess, they were LOOKING FOR the princess and realized she was Tip. Did Baum proofread his own stories?
            >Pedophiles are gay
            Well, he does lose her because he tore her butthole open, so maybe.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          > Do you think Humbert Humber is meant to be an unreliable narrator or is that a modern interpretation made by pearl-clutchers who refuse to believe a child could ever be in the wrong and there's nothing sympathetic about pedophiles?
          A post about books has never made me seethe this much.

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I prefer the:
    >All-powerful archlich, master of undeath and all magics
    and
    >Innocent and well meaning adopted daughter

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      name three games

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >adopted daughter

      hmm i wonder why the adopted part is there

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        skeletons don't have reproductive organs

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Wrath of the righteous
        >Nothing else because gamedevs are tasteless morons

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        DM running a setting without the Guide to Unlawful Carnal Knowledge and thus the spells that allow liches to reproduce.

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >as some basic Gankererature
    There's plenty of that. You seem you think books are automatically a higher form of art but guess what? Anyone can get a book published. There is a FRICKLOAD of shitty books out there.

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    name ONE good book

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      the making of Halo 2, the only good book ever made

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The Count of Monte Cristo

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >there no heroes or villains, just powerful people trying to enact their will upon the world

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >eastern european game: enemy is other people
    >british game: enemy is a cook

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >literally squeezed out a tear looking at top right
    kill me pete

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Plenty of Japanese games have the church as a good entity, or god as an ally.
    More often than not the enemy is a demon or other fantasy beast because they took a lot of their conventions in media from stuff like DnD.

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >white
    >chud
    Pick one. Also, games aren't movies or books. They're games. They have more in common with sports or chess. If you play a game for the story, you're what's wrong with gaming and should yeet yourself out of life. You're why gatekeeping and bullying are required.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >They have more in common with sports or chess.
      They clearly don't. Do you even play video games? Why do you brainlets always act like the "video" part in video games doesn't exist?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Do you even play video games?
        Yeah. Do you, homosexual? Frick off with your pretentious bullshit, Siskel and Ebert were right - video games aren't art.

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    art imitates life: white christians are evil pieces of shit irl

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Enemy will become greater than god
    >Enemy is the dealer of thunder and death

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    fixed

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I don't understand the appeal of dykes. Why would you want girls to rub their snatches together? I want them to rub their snatches on me. Guys sound like such cucks when they fantasize about girls being like that, like
      >Wow, she'll never have sex with me, that's so hot!

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Twice the girls mean the fun is being doubled.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        The point is to force the dykes to take your wiener, you dumbass. That's why Tracer porn because a lot hotter after Blizzard tried to make her gay. I don't think so, here's my penis.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        she's 2d, she couldn't frick you in the first place.
        and then if she's a dyke all you get in art of her and her gf is breasts and pussies- no dicks or balls to worry about.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Lesbians aren't real, anon.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          that's a lie, both of my moms are lesbians

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Your dad was a shitty lay. Frick your mothers straight, that should do the trick. A "lesbian" is a woman who hasn't been properly fricked.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I agree with this

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Completely 100% factually correct with railing lesbians is kind of hot in a weird way.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        This, dudes like lesbo because they want to have hot sweaty lesbian threesome not because they want to observe it from afar like some fricked up david attenborough nature special. Yuricucks have been trying to push for the latter and call the people that like the former self-inserter.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        FRICKING THIS. I have never understood "wow lesbians r hot" and never will. Fantasy women will already never frick you, having yourself be denied in your fantasy is willing cuckoldry.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          By that logic having any fantasy is that.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Like all girls they wont have sex with you, but they wont have sex with any other dude either, so it hurts less. Plus more likely to be tomboyish.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          You're right, they won't have sex with me, but I still want to see what I would see if I were having sex with them. That's the entire point of porn. Why would I want to watch them kiss chicks? That's the furthest removed thing from me.

          Double dumbass and the energy duo are the best ones.

          Double dumbass is only endearing in fiction, though. Actually stupid people are dangerous and don't bathe.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            I had assumed this was all based around fictional tales, yes. Reality is an ugly thing.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Lesbian conversion is one of the hottest shit I have ever discovered.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          As in conversion to or away from being lesbian?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Lesbian conversion tags are for the most part lesbians getting the D. See: Tracer from Overwatch.

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    What would a good story be like? What is the difference between a story and plot?

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Double dumbass and the energy duo are the best ones.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I agree

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Thanks lanky

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    3 is literally just Karkat x Terezi

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >slav game
    >Enemy is nature

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >prim and proper
    >bonus if both girls
    nah nah nah
    >bonus if prim-and-proper male, rowdy female
    now we're talkin

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Enemy is the church/god
    LITERALLY WHAT FRICKING RECENT GAMES Black person
    NAME FIVE THAT AREN'T SMT

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Good video games don't stop for a cinematic or literary storytelling just like ballet dancers don't stop to read a script out loud. Games that are actually artistic tell their stories through gameplay, and those stories can be pretty damn complex and unique.

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