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finally you gays posted something good for once
you have good taste
Cucking Clint is easily the funniest part of the game.
I married Emily, and every time I go to the Blacksmith I imagine myself saying things like
>Hey buddy how's it going?
>Hope there's something good in these geodes
>You know how much Emily loves her crystals
>I'll never forget the look on her face when I gave her a prismatic shard
>Of course, a gentleman never tells
>Well thanks for all your help buddy, I'll tell Emily you said hi
>Wait I've had an idea. You should come round for dinner sometime. Me and Emily, you and your missus.
>You don't have one? Well don't feel bad buddy, there's somebody out there for everyone.
>I used to be single before I met Emily, then I move to this town and meet and there's this incredible and beautiful girl waiting for me. Now we have two amazing kids together.
>Guys in this town must be blind or mad to have not snapped her up while they had the chance, am I right?
>Alright buddy it's been a hoot talking to you, I'll come back tomorrow with some more geodes.
I would feel sorry for Clint if he wasn't such a doormat.
Emily is kinda trash though?
Now Haley though..
Haley actually becomes a better person, she's the best wife.
No /vg/ thread
Is this a mod? I would actually play stardew if it looked like this
My only gripe with the mod is that all the males look like broad shouldered Bara fags, would have preferred twinks.
Why are all furries gay? Why do both fetishes overlap so hard?
>Why does degeneracy overlap so much
Furry is probably one of the gayest fetishes there is, there is no "female furry race" that didn't originate from a male-focused idea then adapted into something a bunch of teenagers could find more exotic than their grandpa's playboy magazine
never mind most of these look like shit
I'm not a furry
More like Meows!
For me it's dragon Abby
Catgirl Haley for me
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