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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I just ended my first playthrough. Really wish I didn't side with the chinks.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >He trusted the chinks
      Holy shit, Anon, how dumb are you? Even siding with LaCroix is better.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Call of yellow pussy is just that powerful, pal?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        other option include
        >commie Arnach
        >Lacroix cuck
        >go my own way
        >L.A Carmarilla under the FRICKING TREMERE (jews of the vampire world)

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Going with the Tremere is inarguably the best outcome

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            true but i can never respect tremere. they are usurpers and lied there way to the top

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              Wow. Well, go find Saulot and suck his dick then. The rest of us will enjoy orderly society.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                butthole i gotta do somthing so im gunna be AFK. just you wait! like 15 mins

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            the will rise imposter!

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            t. Strauss

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      cringe

      true but i can never respect tremere. they are usurpers and lied there way to the top

      based

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        all will know the tremere for the phony that they are

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      You'll be okay, Leon.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      how do you go from this to picrel?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Is this supposed to be a vampire?

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          yes, she was supposed to be VTMB2 equivalent of Jeanette

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            i guess we must accept that ugly people will make up the world

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        you know for all the bad there is to say, the background actually looks kinda cool. I like the slight haze in the distance. And the clothes and character models are TECHNICALLY good (though I may just be a fan of crop tops myself), they just need more interesting direction.

        I forget if they completely scrapped that version of vtmb2 but the more I look at pics like that one it feels like they have the talent to construct something good, but just sorely need someone with actual passion and inspiration for art / character design at the helm.

        However uh... what's going on with her neck there? Looking like a giraffe or one of those africans with the extendo neck rings.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Whats rhe latest with this game, are they still making it?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        outfit is ok face and hair look kinda ugly and boring

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        im pretty certain they WILL release something eventually, but god damn i wish we could see what the frick the game looked at when they decided to change the entire team
        it must have been so unimaginably shit for fricking Parapozz to dump it
        arguably the developer king of halfassed buggy products, fanfic tier writing and gay social agendas took one look at it and went "no... no this is too much"
        god damn i wish there were more leaks

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      In my first playthrough, I killed everyone and then got blown up. Frick.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        ok? what? so ypu opend the box?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >he trusted the chinese
      Possibly the worst ending in the game

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      too lazy so just imagine ming xiao is shooped into this

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      holy frick they couldn't have made it more obvious that Ming Xao was evil too. What's the matter with you?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      What the frick is wrong with you.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      what a fricking dumbass

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Nobody who is 85+ iq would ever side with the kuei-jin on their first playthrough

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >he believed them

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      you fricking idiot. in real life or videogames never. never.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I opened it, so don't feel too bad.

    • 1 year ago
      /news/=/plebbit/

      Damn. You chose worse than opening it.
      Which I did my first time.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous
  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    rapes the ever powerful werewolf

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      how powerful are werewolves anyway? pretty sure andre could solo one or just throw a few dozen meat monsters at it and overwhelm it like the miniboss you fight in the sewers

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        In their warform a Werewolf could solo an entire party of Neonate vampires because of their rage mechanics and the fact that they get HUGE dice pools to combat related stats due to said warform.
        Now a Elder vampire who's been around a good long time can solo one, but if they're fighting a werewolf then something went horribly wrong.
        Nines got extremely damn lucky and that's all I can say about his fight with the werewolf.

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    ok op here frick you shills cause i know when a mod makes a thread it magically becomes a super thread. frick yall

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    The hollywood sewers fricking sucked what were they thinking

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      the sewers are overhated t b h but the puzzle was wack

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      The pump shit is tedious the first couple of times but a competent player will blow out the sewers in 15 minutes average.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        there is a mod that allows you to circumvent that entire portion of the game!

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          i don't wanna skip the funny nossie monsters

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          ~ noclip

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    ISOLATED

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I bought all her albums after that. I had already found Darling Violetta with Redemption.

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >ravers in the goth club
    REEEE frick you wesp

  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Vampires don't have anal sex, their genitals don't work anymore
    It involves some mutual blood guzzling afaik

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      here we go again

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Therese wouldn't have a problem with that, she's specifically grossed out by Jeanette having actual human sex like a cow

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Just spend a blood point bro.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      The Blush of Life says otherwise. But yes, usually vampires don't have sex because drinking blood is more pleasurable to them.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        imagine spending blood to have s*x with humans

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          I can imagine. It sounds fantastic.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            you're one sick individual

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              Well it did say "Deviant" on the Nature section of my character sheet lol

  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    The Final Nights is the definitive way to play VTMB. Frick CQM and their self insterts

  9. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    i don't like the chinese vampires it's weird that they have their own rules

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      they arent vampires they're reincarnated corpsewalkers or some gay shit.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Reincarnated demons from behind the veil who choose to look like humans.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          so what changes from them being regular chinks?

  10. 1 year ago
    Me

    Have veganal sex with my nosferatu gf because I love her

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      hands off bucko, she's mine

  11. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    More like Jeanette Voreman

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      cursed, delete pls

  12. 1 year ago
    Me

    >people here unironically want to frick a sewer rats
    What's happened anons? Don't you have self-respect? Don't you afraid about your dick catching some undead sewer rat HIV?

  13. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Man playing Malk was so fricking fun. The way they implemented malk madness and the hidden pieces of truth in the dialogue was on point.

    It's a shame we will never have such levely of comfy ever again. Especially in the current climate of vidya. It's fricking soulless garbage.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      sure we can, you just have to make it yourself.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >sure we can, you just have to make it yourself.
        Funny thing is I actually could. Got over a close to 15 years of experience in graphics design, 2d/3d animation and working in advertising and software development... even ran my own company these last 6 years...

        but I'm tired anon. I'm simply too tired. I'd rather watch it all burn down, remembering the good times than contribute to this hellscape.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          If you're that well equipped, go work on a cool vidya project even if not vtmb2. There's 1000 nobodies who make nothing and talk big, go make something and people will actually remember you in 20 years, let alone when you're gone.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            As if its that easy, if you're not woke in this current political landscape you immediately get into problems. Its also why that one writer for VTMB 2 was fired. No complain from nobody, he did a good job but suddenly out of nowhere
            >"You're fired, lmao ;3"
            The only thing you can create by yourself is indie games and even there you have to be careful. You might get cancelled or they take away all your payment methods like paypal.

  14. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >No playthrough in 7 years
    >Remember every single detail perfectly
    >Even the fricking vent to the left of the boss in Hollywood sewers
    That's terror

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      And yet it's always still fresh in its own way. That's what amazes me, how I can come back to it every year or two and still feel the same feels.

  15. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    You expect a Malk to be rational and level headed?

  16. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    too bad that vtmb2 has to use the new rules and lore because they suck ass, especially the changes to the different clans. although that is probably the least of their problems.

  17. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    boomers thought that dialogue was good writing? lmao

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous
    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      You probably think good writing would be Jeanette clearly stating that she is a xe/xey, saying something about Trump being bad and then making a Rick And Morty reference.

  18. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Would you?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I would make out with her undead butthole for hours

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      no, she's trouble

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      No, GO AWAy

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous
  19. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    NY by Night scratches that VtM itch for me so far, but I wish I had some non-cringe, adult people to play the pen and paper with. Also, even though there were signs that Bloodlines 2 was cucked to hell and back, I was really hyped for it. At least until they fired Mitsoda.

    Jank shit aside it seemed to get the setting pretty well, and starting as a thin-blood that diablerizes their way into a full fledged vampire made for a good power fantasy too. Some variation of alchemy powers + the usual disciplines would be fun.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >but I wish I had some non-cringe, adult people to play the pen and paper with. Also, even though there were signs that Bloodlines 2 was cucked to hell and back, I was really hyped for it. At least until they fired Mitsoda.
      Likewise.

      It's a great game and they nailed the atmosphere, the style and the RPG department perfectly, if only the had the time to finish it and polish it, to make Chinatown more memorable and fleshed out the Hollywood Quest with that girl knowing you before you got turned, would have made it even better.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I admire Jason Carl depiction of atmosphere in both LA and NY stories. I hope season 3 will not have Annabelle back, frick that hipocrite c**t.

  20. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    It's all about presentation.
    Graphics, sound, animation, music and voice acting make things so memorable.
    It's insane how few times you actually interact with characters yet you remeber them forever.
    You basically see Jack 3-6 (including ending) times in whole game. Depending how often you go to bar and what path you pick.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      And it's funny how he treats you the next time you meet, depending whether you finished the tutorial or told him "nah, I'm good". Small touches like that made waves in this game.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      This game has probably the best voice acting ever, every character has...actual character, from the sleazeball in the peep show to fruity prince.

  21. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    She doesn't have anal, you weirdo.

  22. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I don't get the inclusion of the Masquarade Violation System even. Is it for no
    Save Scum run, probably.

    I would say I like Jack.
    However maybe I shoud have not picked Tremere 1st time, mightve fricked myself
    on that one.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >the inclusion of the Masquarade Violation System even.
      it's a role playing game, you're supposed to role play as a vampire that don't want hunters or humanity at large to know about you because you're not some big wig in the World Of Darkness (yet) and even if you do you're still susceptible to Final Death which could caused by a lot of modern technology.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Makes me wonder how did or would do Bloodlines 2 (If its not internally canceled) in modern times. Cameras around the corner, everyone has a smartphone with a
        camera, social media etc. In Bloodlines 1 you were at the early 2000s and stuff was not that advanced to easily catch you sucking off the homeless.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Nosferatus are tech masters, they would know how to backdoor facial recognition system, if not then there're always the ghouls.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      i wish it was way more difficult to keep your masquerade violations in check

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Tremere is the best newbie clan by a mile.
      >auspex and command making stealth trivial
      >thaumaturgy trivializing combat
      >no gimmicks, just blood wizards and shit
      >tremere haven is based
      Full of useful stuff

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Can confirm. Played Tremere on my first playthrough, shit was so cash.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Also the tremere male model is the hottest male you can play.
        Has that deacon frost from the first blade movie look going on.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Its cool, but the 4 points per physical skill might screw me (or at least I think so in my brain) later.

        Can confirm. Played Tremere on my first playthrough, shit was so cash.

        Im having fun with the game, If i didn't play so many Valve games I would not have know it was made on Source.
        Im gonna bet the dialouge system was a nightmare to make on Source as well.

        How many blood points to revive Troika from the dead with the original team and no jank?

        >Troika also made Arcanum
        I hate this timeline man, we will never get Sin Episodes, just some playable cameo in a nu-3DRealms game.

  23. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    How many blood points to revive Troika from the dead with the original team and no jank?

  24. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Cain got killed by like 3 fourth generation vampires in the gehenna book or stay in the cuckshed with a bunch of lame ass thinblood and died
    Fricking lame

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      The hell? isn't he basically demigod some shit?

  25. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    i genuinely hate thinbloods i hate that they exist i wish they would all die

  26. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I would open the box again you filthy thinbloods

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